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Posted by IrresistableScorp
Is the mole in a place where it has a chance to be irritated by clothing? I have a mole on my lower back that is slightly raised and can be itchy. I've had it forever and the doctors have looked at it and its nothing--at least I've never been told its anything. 🙂



Thank you Intrigued, keeping my head screwed on and not over-thinking it but still be conscious enough to know it needs a look, better checked that not 🙂
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Is the mole in a place where it has a chance to be irritated by clothing? I have a mole on my lower back that is slightly raised and can be itchy. I've had it forever and the doctors have looked at it and its nothing--at least I've never been told its anything. 🙂



Thank you Intrigued, keeping my head screwed on and not over-thinking it but still be conscious enough to know it needs a look, better checked that not 🙂



Definitely have it checked. I did. #forpeaceofmind
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Yes, will make a booking a.s.a.p. or it would drive one bonkers.

/timeforcamomiletea
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The internet is always exaggerated but one have enough cause to be brought to heightened attention, but yes, you are probably right Rabbit, in the worst case scenario I would go to the loo and pay a visit to the ever faithful porcelain goddess, which you always promote, for one whom is always faithful at all times *laughs*



She's always there...even when I'm just having a pissy day
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Too bad you cannot take her with you, wherever you go, cheating on her with substitutes elsewhere. Oh, the shame!
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Posted by IrresistableScorp
I had a stomach problem once and I swear to GOD I thought I had stomach cancer and three months to live after perusing WebMD.com lol



Every time one have ended upon one of those medical websites either in search of information for myself or for another close to myself, it was always a 50/50 toss-up, hence my somewhat 'realistic, if not skewed' outlooks. As of now, one is abstaining, safety 😛
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I had a stomach problem once and I swear to GOD I thought I had stomach cancer and three months to live after perusing WebMD.com lol



WebMD diagnosed my sebaceous cyst as leukemia once...FFS
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Now, that is what one calls far-fetched...there hits the ball, way out of the park.

*shakes my head*
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In related news....

I think I'm MANstruating today.



Pads would not do, neither would an Emotional Tampon.

What ever shall we offer you? Coffee, tea, red bull, *gasp* fruit juice...milk?



Right now it's black coffee. Dieting had eliminated my ability to drink anything with calories... Lunch time will necessitate a quick stroll down the overpriced downtown pharmacy for a few cans of sugar free Red Bull....blech!
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Dear lord, those are revolting to say the least.

You could expand your tea variety, since you are minimizing on the calorie count. Although, it is not so much a decrease in calories in which you need but a healthier, better use of the calories which you usually a-lot every day and then to spread out your meals, into smaller manageable pieces for your body so it is constantly functioning without a sudden jam or lag, keeping your digestive system working at a steadier pace, releasing energy gradually. In fact, this should leave you much more energized if you should choose upon eating in such a manner, it is not about dieting but correcting the way in which you plan your meals 🙂
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In related news....

I think I'm MANstruating today.



Perhaps all the Scorps are on the same cycle. 😉


I think 'fox-eared asshole/bastard" has set the tone for my day lol.😄



Awesome! Perhaps I should rebirth the Sarcasm Thread?
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*stifles a laugh*
Your choice of words, Intrigued 😄

Yes, one was thinking of that very thread the other day and wishing you would 'rebirth' it.
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Posted by Neurotoxin
Currently I have some white tea with tangerine, some green tea with mint, and a mate/black tea mix here at my desk...

As far as dieting, it's more of watching my calories. My app on my phone had set a daily limit for me of 2160. Which is more than enough. I was down to 1800 earlier this year when I lost 30lbs. I just need to rework my habits.



One, would die from counting calories, the above method seems to have worked for most thus far but if this works for you, keep at it, heaven knows how you would ever find the motivation to do so. Them new pair of jeans, hmm?
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Looks on ahead, at the horizon and Mount Everest looms, impending...doom?

Will one choose to venture along that singular pathway and make the climb, or turn away and conquer a different realm, a different land?

Oh, the possibilities, the choices, and the responsibilities. Ones duty; with only integrity, to keep it all in tact, a bound.

Opening my eyes, waking up to life; a breathe I do take and a lengthy sigh, barely escapes.

What shall be awaiting for one, there, high on up, at the very Summit?

Time, never infinite, once gone, it can never be but re-wound.

Is the simple yet complex cause but worthy of my efforts?

Greets the challenge.
A smile painted upon ones lips.
An iron will.
An impossible work ethic.
Well...last but not least, an insurmountable sense of humour.
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Posted by exoskeleton
scorp bff: aries moon, scorp merc, cap venus, scorp mars
her cappy: cancer moon, cap merc, sag venus, aries mars

been together 6 years and getting married tomo. —

and i look dayum yumma in my bridesmaid dress! 🙂



Exo, you must have looked great, as amazing as you are. One hope you had a great bridesmaid time 🙂
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Be your own source of strength, the bane of ones existence rests within. Be inspired by others, but the power exuding from our work comes from our iron will, wield it. All the strife battles we fight inside, every passing moment, but creates the very scars that define who we are, never be ashamed, be proud of the wars waged, lost and won.



@ Intrigued

I love both of your posts as it were.
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@ RogerRabbit

Yes.
(Unfortunately or fortunately so?)

@ MoonMan

Crabcakes are not so bad either, yet the constant fuss exists.

In answer to your question - Yes.
Although the female specimen of our kind rarely gather complaints, probably because we have already but stashed them bodies in our trunks. Rid the evidence, clean clean clean.

[laughs...all said in jest of course]