
*sing* "...you can say I'm hard to hold, but if you knew me you'd know...Feet on ground, heart in hand, facing forward..."





Posted by PhoenixRising
I'm irritated again. Why? Becasue these f*ckin birds feel it necessary to make small talk. All the time. 2 hour meeting has yet to begin....
Hens: "Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck....I had the most wonderful dinner at..."
Me: *death stare. Start the f*cking meeting already*
Head Hen: "I'm so happy the weather has improved. It's so hot!"
Me: *impassive. I hope you burn to a cinder under the Sun's rays. Start the godd*mn meeting!...*
Kiss ass Hen: "This weekend, the girls and I are going to the farmers market..."
Me: *eyes glaze over. Grab mug, get up to leave*
Kiss Ass Hen: "Oh, I think we're going to start the meeting soon"
Me: *gives my best 'you wasted my time with all this bullsh*t small talk, so f*ck you' smirk.* "I'll be back before it starts. I'm sure."
*Cluck away Hens. Cluck away*
Posted by IrresistableScorp
Is it me or can the Aqua board go from Unicorns to Psycho in 3.2 seconds? Lawd / vent




Posted by TheLadyScorpio
Fellow Stingers -
What would you do, if you became an unwilling witness of a woman cheating on her husband ?






Posted by PhoenixRisingWhy, thank you. Whereas PR, you always have the best words to quote.
TLS, you always have the best avi.

Posted by PhoenixRisingI see you are enjoying the song, PR. 😏
...And I always find--yeah I always find something wrong. You've been putting up with my shit just way too long. I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most. So I think it's time for us to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for the douch? bags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let's have a toast for the jerk offs. That will never take work off. Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.

Posted by TheLadyScorpioI thought the song was fitting given the threads on the board as of late. But yes, *clink glass with the Lady* I will share a (virgin) drink with you.Posted by PhoenixRisingI see you are enjoying the song, PR. 😏
...And I always find--yeah I always find something wrong. You've been putting up with my shit just way too long. I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most. So I think it's time for us to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for the douch? bags. Let's have a toast for the assholes. Let's have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let's have a toast for the jerk offs. That will never take work off. Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.
How about a toast to them douch? bags, assholes, scumbags, and jerk offs (laced theirs with a special extra-something, cyanide)?
A drink, dear fellow Stinger? 🍹click to expand


Posted by LilliLouWell hello there Lilli, here is your drink. 🍹
Non virgin over here pretty please with sugar on top!!!
a. I don't know why being a scorp woman means that you look like you have your shit together while in your head you are standing there going what the samhill am I going to stuff up/ bullshit my way out of next
b. I need to attend a shop-a-holics meeting
c. I FUCKING HATE winter
d. do you ladies like my hair short?? Do I look like a soccer mom??
e. where is the wine already 😭

Posted by TheLadyScorpioF*ck the modesty. Especially in here.
Stinger women....We are fabulous

Posted by PhoenixRisingHah why PR, that was my intention. You drove my point home, even if one of us were to be modest another would see right through it. 😛Posted by TheLadyScorpioF*ck the modesty. Especially in here.
Stinger women....We are fabulous
Kiwi, shut it. You look amazing sweetie.click to expand


Posted by FrostAndBiteonly leo's!
so all my girlfriends were talking the other night about the different ex's that always tried to come back around months or years later. I realized that has never ever happened to me. I had not a single returner story to tell while all my gal pals had at least two or three. 😕
Am I weird? Do my relationships just end with such permanent severance the other party never imagines trying to reignite things or check in on me? It's such a foreign concept to me. Why anyone would creep back in years later?
Is the a Scorpio chick thing or a Frosty thing? Lol. Any of you ladies dealt with ex's wandering back in?

Posted by NemiliciousAh dear Nem, my favourite mermaid. Welcome back. xo
bunch of wet panties (who needs panties?), heavy petting, promises, lies, sarcasm and eyerolling going on in here. glad to see NOTHING had changed. xoxo

Posted by FrostAndBiteYes, I have had to deal with the uncanny ability of having past individuals wandering back into my life but they never get to wander back for long. For I always ensure the moment to be as curt and short as possible.
so all my girlfriends were talking the other night about the different ex's that always tried to come back around months or years later. I realized that has never ever happened to me. I had not a single returner story to tell while all my gal pals had at least two or three. 😕
Am I weird? Do my relationships just end with such permanent severance the other party never imagines trying to reignite things or check in on me? It's such a foreign concept to me. Why anyone would creep back in years later?
Is the a Scorpio chick thing or a Frosty thing? Lol. Any of you ladies dealt with ex's wandering back in?

Posted by LilliLou
Oh my sainted aunt! Hi Nem!!!!
TLS & PR, gosh you ladies are adorbs, thanks






Posted by TheLadyScorpioAww. It's a tough one. Being in control even when so irritated you could stab someone because you know that one you start you might never stop!
Broody, Frustrated, and Irritable.
Aye, the curse of being a Stinger woman.
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).

Posted by TheLadyScorpioThis dear Lady. This.
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).

Posted by LilliLouShoes, dear Lilli, Shoes. Although I must say I approve of your Venus bits talking, let them talk. 😉Posted by TheLadyScorpioAww. It's a tough one. Being in control even when so irritated you could stab someone because you know that one you start you might never stop!
Broody, Frustrated, and Irritable.
Aye, the curse of being a Stinger woman.
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
I'm off to get my hair done. You should go get your nails done or a massage? But that could be my Venus bits talking 😉click to expand

Posted by PhoenixRisingPR, during such moments, keep calm and carry on seems to be but the only way.Posted by TheLadyScorpioThis dear Lady. This.
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).click to expand


Posted by TheLadyScorpioHmph. Out of all of the sexual and negative driven stereotypes that are listed to describe Scorps why isn't "they have the amazing ability to put on a pair of beautiful stilettos and keep it moving instead of shoving it straight up your arse when you royally piss them off " on the list?Posted by PhoenixRisingPR, during such moments, keep calm and carry on seems to be but the only way.Posted by TheLadyScorpioThis dear Lady. This.
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).click to expand








Posted by enfant_terribleLol.
Hi stingers,




Posted by PhoenixRising"Jerk" fest...Hilarious! 😉
Exo posted a few days ago. She's may be out enjoying Jerkfest or the Taste of the Danforth. They are festivals in Toronto. I went to Jerkfest yesterday. Great food, music, lots of people. Great day.

Posted by PhoenixRisingYes, yes and yes.Posted by TheLadyScorpioHmph. Out of all of the sexual and negative driven stereotypes that are listed to describe Scorps why isn't "they have the amazing ability to put on a pair of beautiful stilettos and keep it moving instead of shoving it straight up your arse when you royally piss them off " on the list?Posted by PhoenixRisingPR, during such moments, keep calm and carry on seems to be but the only way.Posted by TheLadyScorpioThis dear Lady. This.
Emotional Mood Swings (even when well tempered and controlled).
Awards should be given.click to expand
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