...you use or have heard that are funny/cheesy or just worked on someone. let it be a guy or a girl. let's have some fun here🙂
Pick up lines that...

The one that annoy me most is: "Dayum girl, does fries go with that shake".

"Can I help you find it?"
"Huh .. what are you talking about?"
"The look on your face, you look like you lost something."
"I, um, ok."
"Let me help you" ..... ***broad smile***
"What did I lose?"
"Me" ..... **more smiles**
"Huh .. what are you talking about?"
"The look on your face, you look like you lost something."
"I, um, ok."
"Let me help you" ..... ***broad smile***
"What did I lose?"
"Me" ..... **more smiles**
P-Angel: someone actually used a very similar come on on me🙂
Roxi: LMAO!!! got to love those aries🙂

The worst:
Them: Hi, how are you
Me: Fine
Them: I know...
Uhhh, stupid!
Them: Hi, how are you
Me: Fine
Them: I know...
Uhhh, stupid!

"The worst:
Them: Hi, how are you
Me: Fine
Them: I know...
Uhhh, stupid!"
hahahaha...i would probably take that literally, being the smarty that i am. "what do mean you know i'm fine? then why did you ask?" 😛
Them: Hi, how are you
Me: Fine
Them: I know...
Uhhh, stupid!"
hahahaha...i would probably take that literally, being the smarty that i am. "what do mean you know i'm fine? then why did you ask?" 😛

"I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the Boobies."

lol @ the complex one...cute

whoever guesses where's that from gets absolutely nothing.

that's because taurus rules the neck

futurama

in general i would agree with that merc, but maybe because of my aquarius moon if someone says something that's unique (at least i've never heard it before) and seems genuine that can work too...but yes, it does depend on the circumstance

If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

hehe
don't mess with the classic!!! lmao
"two aries together..what else would you expect?!" can be a lot of fun before the hell breaks loose 🙂
"two aries together..what else would you expect?!" can be a lot of fun before the hell breaks loose 🙂
Yum: "If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes." - i love that one!!! i'm sooooooo using it lmao
it's all about "a can of whipped cream" 🙂 eventually everybody has to pay a price and in case of 2 aries it is heaven turned into hell and vice versa if you whip out a fresh new can of whipped cream!!! 🙂
Roxi- no aries bashing now. just fun lines...and then aries bashing 🙂
ohhhh....was the black guy an aries? lmao
go ahead... used them BABY... batting my lashes
hey roxi, you're a black and aries men magnet lmao
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