Wife wanted

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Hypnotic_Eyes on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 and has 17 replies.

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@Hypnotic_Eyes
19 Years1,000+ Posts

Yes,finally i decided to marry (i can hear the claping and the girls jumping here and there from the excitement).
I have posted the qualities needed in all ove the internet so i felt it's not fair for you girls not to know about it,esp that all of you have an eye on me.
So here are the qualities wanted"

1-To be very very hot and good looking woman.
2-To have a hueg suxual energy,i need sex everyday.
3-To have a hot girlfriend (for the threesomes).
4-Big mouth (for a good blowjob).
5-clean the house and wash the dishes everyday without whining.
6-To be a good chef,i want food 5 times a day.
7-To be a little bit dumb (you have a big chance here blondes).
8-Not ask me ever where i was,why i have a female perfum on my neck,and why i have a lipstick on my d1ck.
9-Give me compliment every 1 hour.

So,for every woman who has these qualities,please PM me she will get her life chance of being my wife.

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@Sea Siren
21 Years1,000+ Posts

"clean the house and wash the dishes everyday without whining."

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

"6-To be a good chef,i want food 5 times a day."

You would be a lard ass within a month. Attractive!

"So,for every woman who has these qualities,please PM me she will get her life chance of being my wife."

PM THIS! *FINGER* 🙂

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@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts

You are funny...I hope you get the good looking, good cooking, good dick sucker, stupid blond you are looking for. I don't know if race if a factor but apparently it is not, so I need not apply.

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@Hypnotic_Eyes
19 Years1,000+ Posts

"PM THIS! *FINGER*"

Hmmm,i like dirty mouth girls too...you are good during sex..
I can hire you while i am fuking my wife so you can say the "ah" and "oh" and "yes" and other things instead of my wife.

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@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts

EG

When they are that powerful, they think they can do what they want and not get caught.

Also, when they have succeeded in their other endeavors they find new things to conquer, not thinking AT ALL about the consequences of their actions.

From the words of Bill Clinton "I needed something else to conquer"

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@cappysweetie
20 Years10,000+ Posts

1-To be very very hot and good looking woman.
2-To have a hueg suxual energy,i need sex everyday.
3-To have a hot girlfriend (for the threesomes).
4-Big mouth (for a good blowjob).
5-clean the house and wash the dishes everyday without whining.
6-To be a good chef,i want food 5 times a day.
7-To be a little bit dumb (you have a big chance here blondes).
8-Not ask me ever where i was,why i have a female perfum on my neck,and why i have a lipstick on my d1ck.
9-Give me compliment every 1 hour.

HAHAHA!!! Fun 😛 I fit 4 out of 9 qualities Hypnotic, but i still wouldn't marry you 😉 Sorry, I want rights in any commitment I'm involved in LOL!!!!