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Give me your best sexual lyrics.

Let's keep it tasteful, please. For the kids. 😛

(2x)
Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

I win.

wait...

if i found out that is a real....

that isn't a real song, is it?

Notso will bring down America's productivity by half.

back in london yea....and howz u doing egem ? And I see that uve been rooting for Hilary ...loyalty spilling over ? 😉

Oh that song is definitely real. Trust me hahahahaha! Google it, no wait better idear, Youtube that shit. It' by DJ Assault. Oh yeah, I win.

sweet mary and joseph! i don't wanna look.

oh damn, I hate that song. lol. My friends sings it all the time && my boyfriend was singing it one day... --_--'

Hey, Guru, my love!

Yeah, it's real enough. Dj Assault is from Detroit as is this type of music referred to as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghettotech>Ghettotech , or more politically correctly, Detroit Bass. Ahh, there's no place like home. I actually do like the beat of this music and there is a really good track called Godzilla by Dj Godfather

screw this html bs. Just go to imeem and put in ghettotech.

I can't. I only like good music. 😛

I am currently listening to: Do Right Woman, Do Right Man - Queen (lol) Aretha Franklin

SEXUAL HEALING!!!!

Of Course I Love You girlie
I Only Smack You Dick
You Cook And Clean And Iron My Shirts
And Look After Me Wen I'm Sick

So Your Bum Is Only Big Hey
But I Don't Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Lekker Jags
There's Somethin There To Grab

So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More
I Tell You, I Don't Care
So Long As When I Drunk You
I Can Get My Arms Round There

No problem is your Age
you have Nice Round Perky Breasts
They dont Gave In To Gravity
And I Know they Are The Best

I'm Not Tellin Shit Now
I Never Tell You Lies
But I Think It's Lank Sexy
That You've Got Dimples On Your Thighs

So No Matter What You Look Like
I'll Always Love You Dear
Now Shut Up While The Rugby's On
And Fetch Me Another Beer!😛

(i am going to be so dead now,haahaa)

I'll always think of you
Inside of my private thoughts
I can imagine you
Touching my private parts
With just the thought of you
I can't help but touch myself
That's why I want you so bad
Just one night of
Moonlights, with you there beside me
All night, doin' it again and again
You know I want you so bad
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Oooh I get so high
When I'm around you baby
I can touch the sky
You make my temperature rise
You're makin me high

Can't get my mind off you
I think I might be obsessed
The very thought of you
Makes me want to get undressed
I wanna be with you
In spite of that my heart says
I guess I want you to bad
All i want is
Moonlights, with you there inside me
All night, doin it again and again
You know i want you so bad
Baby, baby, baby, baby

Oooh I get so high
When I'm around you baby
I can touch the sky
You make my temperature rise
You're makin me high
Baby, baby, baby, baby

I want to feel your heart and soul iside of me
Let's make a deal you roll, I lick
And we can go flying into ecstasy
Oh Darlin' you and me
Light my fire
Blow my flame
Take me, take me, take me away

Toni Braxton - You're Makin Me High

Causes of global recession.

lol I thought vulgar was in keeping with the songs already posted. 😛

Hey I just read your dream post, phew, is it getting hot in here? 😛

Hmm there's another song there....."I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off" lol.

What about Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy, I always found that to be quite a sexual song, although in a more subtle way - seems to evoke something anyway.

"there's always a strap-on if you wanna do a bit of gender-bending LOL!!!"

Hahaha!

Roxi you should write a steamy novel a la Jackie Collins. 😉

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin?

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin? on makin? love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin?
I be strokin?

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin?

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don?t stop until I know she?s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
?Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She?d say: ?Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter?
The other night I was strokin? my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
?Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don?t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain?t tight enough, you can stick it up my...? WOO!

I be strokin? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin?

Clarence Carter - Strokin'

Closer, Nine Inch Nails. I like it because the lyrics actually express something, rather than just being sexual for shock value. The video is a masterpiece, too.

I've got a bad boy and that's alright with me
His dirty laundry is nothing that I can't keep clean
And when he needs an alibi
He can use me all night

(Oooh) What's the fun in playing it safe?
(Oooh) I think I'd rather misbehave
Your way

I'm just a bad girl, that's why we get along
Won't make excuses for anything I'm doing wrong
I'll pull the trigger in a flash
Watch out honey, step back

(Oooh) What's the use in playing it safe?
(Oooh) Wouldn't you rather misbehave?
My way

Oh baby show me the money my evil friend
Let's go to Mexico, drink margaritas in sin
I'll light a candle for good luck
Now come on baby let's...

(Oooh) What's the fun in playing it safe?
(Oooh) I think I'd rather misbehave
Our way

We're simply mad
Simply mad

bitter:sweet - dirty laundry

Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in
But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
And I would gladly hit the road get up and go if I knew
That someday it would lead me back to you
That someday it would lead me back to you

That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave

Fingers trace your every outline
Paint a picture with my hands
Back and forth we sway like branches in a storm
Change the weather still together when it ends

That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave

But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
Sunday morning rain is falling and I'm calling out to you
Singing someday it'll bring me back to you
Find a way to bring myself back home to you

And you may not know
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning

sunday morning - maroon 5

n my fantasy
Im a pantomime
I'll just move my hands and everyone sees what I mean
Words are too messy
And it's way past time
To hand in my mouth
Paint my face white and try to reinvent the sea
One wave at a time
Speak without my voice
And see the world by candle light

I ain't afraid to let it out
I'm not afraid to take that fall
But I've found beyond all doubt
You say more by saying nothing at all

In my fantasy
No such thing as time
Minutes bleed into days of avant garde art
Show me your heresy and I'll show you mine
We only speak in pantomimes on this carpet ride

I ain't afraid to let it out
I'm not afraid to take that fall
But I've found beyond all doubt
You say more by saying nothing at all

In my fantasy
You look good entwined
In my hair and skin and spit and sweat and spilled red wine
You're my deep secret
I'm your pantomime
I'll just move my hands
I promise You'll see what I mean

pantomime - incubus

and i seriously can't believe no one's posted this...😛

I've been really tryin , baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,

Let's get it on
Lets get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

We're all sensitive people
With so much love to give, understand me sugar
Since we got to be
Lets say, I love you

There's nothin wrong with me
Lovin you
And givin yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true

Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush....

Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

I know what you want
I wanna take you a midnight show tonight
If you can keep a secret
I got a blanket in the back seat on my mind
And a little place that sits beneath the sky
She turned her face to speak
But no-one heard her cry
Drive faster, boy
Drive faster, boy

I know there's a hope
There's too many people trying to help me cope
You got a real short skirt
I wanna look up, look up, look up, yeah yeah

We were just in time
Let me take a little more off your mind
There's something in my head
Somewhere in the back said
We were just a good thing
We were such a good thing

Make it go away without a word
But promise me you'll stay
And fix these things I've hurt
Oh make it go away!

Drive faster, boy
Drive faster, boy

Oh crashing tide can't hide a guilty girl
With jealous hearts that start with gloss and curls
I took my baby's breath beneath the chandelier
Of stars in atmosphere
And watch her disappear
Into the midnight show...

Oh faster, faster, faster...
Oh no no no no no...
If you keep a secret
Well baby... you can keep a secret
If you keep a secret...

midnight show - the killers (one of my definite faves)

Easy E "Gimmie That Nutt"

[Intro:]
Cruisin' down the street in my '64

Verse One:
It's like that and it's like this
I took her to the pad and we started to kiss
Now my dick's on hard ya know what I'm thinkin'
Took her panties off and her pussy was stinkin'
Pulled off my draws and we started to begin
Now the pussy's wet so my dick slides in
Oh, hiddy hiddy hiddy you hoe
Ridin' from the back so I'm fuckin' kinda slow
So fee fie foe fuck fum
She's scratchin' on my back oh here she comes
Now I gotta get a nutt gotta get a nutt gotta get it quick
Ya know because I love this shit so

[Chorus:]
Gimme that, that, that nutt [3x]
Gimme that, Gimme that, Gimme that nutt

[Verse Two:]
Okay back back to the fuckin' basics
You got yours and mine ya want to taste it
Open wide oh no don't you waste it
Oh shit all over ya face kid
Ya know ya know one thing
You know me I like to sling
That dick you know what so roll over girl while I stick it in ya
But I'll turn it wild while I'm ridin' that ass scream and shout
My name is the same
Just another pussy that I had to tame so

uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby (lick my balls honey)

[Chorus-2x]

[Verse Three:]
Now I love pussy (love pussy)
And pussy loves me (pussy loves me)
Like a lemon to the lime and the bubble to the bee
Ya know its real good a nigga can't resist it (it's real good)
Couldn't be a foot loop (can't be a fag) so don't get me twisted
'Cause in some pussy is the place to be
Always fuckin' is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside so

[Chorus-2x]

uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby (gently put the ballhaaaaa)

[Chorus-2x]

Sigh......Chivalry is not dead🙂

My neck, my back, lick my...and my ...

I like Lady M's song... My neck, my back, lick my kitty and my crack!!!! LOL!

Crown Royal - Jill Scott

Your hands on my hips
Pull me right back to you
I catch that thrust
Give it right back to you
You're in so deep
I'm breathin' for you
You grab my braids
Arch my back high for you
You're a diesel engine
I'm squirting out oil
All down on the floor
Til my speakers start to boil
I flip shyt

Quick slip
Hip dip
And I'm twisted
In your hands and your lips
And your tongue tricks
And you're so thick
And you're so thick
And you're so Crown Royal on ice
Crown Royal on ice
Crown Royal on ice
Crown Royal on ice
[REPEAT]