please help, urgent

okay so i'm kinda creeped out at myself, the other night i accidentally pooped on my partner's face and instead of going for a towel or offering to clean it up, my first instinct was an erection...i don't know what to do, i'm afraid that i'm a freak...help me PLEASE!!!

LOL!! THIS IS AWESOME.... no you are not a freak, I personally am not into the whole poop thing, However everyone is into what they are into & you might have accidently found out what you like... what did you're partner say or do, reaction? If you don't mind me asking?

I guess that means you're into scat.

LOL...juicy, how have you been? i figured i could lure you outta hiding with a good ole' kinky thread 😉

In her face? riiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggghhtttttttttttt........

I think I would've gone to jail for that one if I was in her.

"What possible turn on can you get from your partners face covered with your shit?"

ROTFL LMAO.

True that their are some people that get off on this.

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Can be very relaxing to the sphincters

* I think I would've gone to jail for that one if I was in her place.

You mean you don't fantsize about being tied up, and shit on while tossing salad?

This thread is hilarious lol..and gross-now I've got this vision of her face covered in butter..

SW, did you smoke da ganga this morning ? lol 😛

Don't want to pick on wreck, but I did google some scat porn.

Gross.

And that's coming from a guy who is easily aroused.

Nice to know you can always count on ppl for support around here... looks like you're an abnormal freak, wreck.

Anytime I feel like posting something I'll just ask myself: "Would Oprah approve?"

FA: let me give you some advice. never use a moose as a hat rack.

"to Bean..excuse me, but DXP is not a mutual treetrunk fest where everyone will support you for whatever"

...whatever.

Perhaps he's been concentrating on his penis and forgot his bowels...

I'm really grateful SW, I've had a really tough week and when I read that post I laughed out loud.

Until I thought about your lady.

Probably not yours any more..?

"Anyway, its obvious Wreck made this story up."

*nods* Can't pull the wool over our (third) eyes, SW. 😛

"I just think that if scorpio-wreck ate more dairy foods and more bread and cut down on fibre, then he wouldn't have this embarrassing 'fart follow-through' occurance because this is my theory of what happened - if indeed, it happened at all."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! My god this thread is hilarious.

He's fibbing.

This has "post-burrito/chalupa" accident written all over it

Lay off the Taco-Bell drive through, S-wreck, and she will come running back to you as if it never happened. Was she a Taurus by any chance?

LOL. you're all sheep (except for some of my favorite piscean ladies, you know who you are.)

this is so funny, and for reasons completely unrelated to potty humor.

man, this board used to be populated with intelligent, insightful, amazing people. i don't know what the fuck happened.

scorpio_wreck, some people on this thread
laughed...while some others criticized...
there is even those who sympathized. What more
do you want?

lol latina, there's a different between inside jokes and being too dense to understand the humor.

"man, this board used to be populated with intelligent, insightful, amazing people. i don't know what the treetrunk happened."

they got bored with all the unintelligent, un-insightful, un-amazing people and left.

The woman was shitfaced literally 😛

Well, I'm happy to admit I don't get the in joke. But then I don't understand hanging your hat on a moose, either...

Is it the 'accidentally'? I know people who do it deliberately.

Whatever, SW, glad you finally got the answer to your erection problem. Ah, was THAT the joke? 😉

Alright, I'll hide my post .. and be nice .. eventhough you guys in here are not, and just say ...

😉

That's better .. thank you. 🙂

"LOL. you're all sheep (except for some of my favorite piscean ladies, you know who you are.)"

BWAHAHAHAHA! *Smooch on your pink parts*

*giggles*

...and to think he got upset that I told him to get tested...pffft