Scorpio test their potential mates? (Page 2)

Deemi is good you fool...its endearing

Dik dik just sounds bloody awful...and rude..

Init...well I was just reading today in the paper that kids trying to be cool these days use the word init at the end of every bloody sentence..

init = isn't it.

"I can't. it's all yours."

*victory lap*

Yay! I am more refined...

LOL @ Aries mishap....could happen...in moments of ecstacy...Awww my aries..my lubly lubly aries...he didn't call back last night which could only mean it wasn't hin in the first place..he ALWAYS calls back or leaves a voicemail at least..

WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I miss him..and my Fedex has STILL not arrived!

Geek interest wasn't directed at you deemi...I generally like guys who carry off that intellectual look..with funky glasses..of course they have to back it up with intelligence..just wearing glasses alone isn't going to swing the deal..

Ah, Missmorals, why don't you fill in for me and hug s&m(that's my little nickname for sb), and perhaps kiss her lightly on the cheek, or run your fingers through her hair...

"I am seriously not that bad looking....."

In my mind, your beauty is only matched by MM's.

Come on Missmorals, she needs some encouragement, why don't you compliment her look?

I don't do flattery....

Apologies...

"Yum, find someone else to fulfill your teenage fantasy."

"They're on to us!"

"Abort! Abort!"

Pffffffft

Now that sounds more like a cap....what is it with them and guilt?

Sagigoat: "otherwise I'd be manipulating ppl left and right only because I can"

Yeah just leave that to the Scorps....I have no guilt...

Fuck I've eaten a fresh green chilli and now my mouth is on fire....ouch!!!!!!!!!

Firstly why do you refer to him as M.Scorp? What is the M...

And secondly, only manipulate if the need arises..don't do it willy nilly....

TB: I went to Wasabi today and bought a chicken curry (japanese) and I decided to add fresh green chilli to it...bloody nora..that is going to hurt later on..

mm needs some ice cream

"LOL...having a nice greasy kebab dear?"

Keep it PG for god's sake!

Really does ice cream fix it? damn...

::frantically searches freezer::

😢

No...but I just found a huge bar of chocolate..Its called Heaven..oh my listen to this:

Creamy, Swiss milk chocolate with a gorgeously rich truffle centre and real cocoa pieces...

Mmmmmmmmm....

(well I would be worried if they were fake cocoa pieces..wouldn't really be chocolate then would it)...

Will indulge...

I've never seen ice cream in wasabi!...I usually go straight to the curry counter..damn they are sooo quick in there and totally in synch..lol..they shout things out in japaense and it just sounds so funny....

I took my gemini work mate there today and he was just pissing himself laughing..bless!..

"(Help me here Yum. Think of something dazzling.)"



No mortal woman can resist the Shatner.

I just got what Yum said..

Doh...bit slow on the uptake today...

::chilli having an adverse effect::

I wish my hips would expand...unfortunately I can stuff myself with anything and it doesn't have any effect on my weight...I am slender..

Greentea ice cream doesn't sound too great..if its anything like the tea...you still can't beat ice cream from the van..that used to play the jingle..and you used to rush out as kids to the ice cream van...awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Oh god!..not Shatner..he should just disappear..oh and also that other bloke who thinks he's sexy..the guy from the x-file...eeeeeeeeeeow..gross

"What did I say—? Heeeeelp"

MM's boy is Syrian...greasy kebab...



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LMAO!...I actually wasn't thinking along those lines...but yeah whatever..

Hahhaa..must let him know that one!..I don't think he'll be too chuffed....

and Oi Yama..he isn't like those greasy kebab type guys...please don't ruin the image of him in my head..that will be the end of the relationship...

"and Oi Yama..he isn't like those greasy kebab type guys...please don't ruin the image of him in my head..that will be the end of the relationship..."


My pm box is now full of messages from the men of DXP, urging me to continue.😛

Hey Nyxxxxxxxxxx...how are you petal...

My man is coming to see me in December for a whole 10 days..wooohooo...I think I better warn the neighbours about the explosions..

LMAO @ TB...that was funny with you even trying...aren't those puns great...It totaly escaped me..but Yama is creative..

I however was thinking more along the perverse lines to tell you the truth..

without*

"I however was thinking more along the perverse lines to tell you the truth.."

If it was any more perverse than my thought you ought to be locked up.😛

LOL @ Sagigoat, he does nothing at all..lol...he's just so godamn dull....seeeeriously!

I saw an advert of him recently tearing open his shirt with showing off his abs...I was like rolling on the floor pissing myself....

Yum: "If it was any more perverse than my thought you ought to be locked up"

Hehe....Your prolly thinking the same as me...

Yeah Dep doesn't really do it..a bit scrawny....

Now who's that fit bloke off the tv show Lost..he was called Sawyer in the programme...Rrrrrrrrrarrrr

"Hehe....Your prolly thinking the same as me..."

Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

(you are familiar with "Pinky and the Brain", right?)


"Set tasers to...stun."

Don't tase them bro!

The title of this thread could be changed to "Scorpio tase their potential mates?"

Yes....I haven't ever watched an episode though Yams..

😢

I know the famous line..today pinky we are going to take over the world...

Cos my Aqua friend and I usually end up saying that to each other...He's a fan of pinky and brain..

Nyx: "have u seen SRK recently..—"

Babes, I met him a couple of months ago..in person...his hair looks great as do his abs and biceps..man he looked hot...He was wearing blue jeans and a green top...I have his pictures on my phone...He sang "tujhe dekha to ye jaana sanam" to the audience who kept requesting it..

TB...I was waiting for Deemi to post a picture of Sawyer..but alas he's a bit slow..or jealous

😉

And TB: "see that's where I get this southern gentleman fantasy. The kind that know how to ride rough"

The syrian is a southener...Raaaaaaaaaar..he has a deep southern accent..oh my

::fans self::

::and rushes to have cold shower::

In the words of sweety (or whatever her name was) in Bridge & Prejudice..

"he's totally killing yaaar"

😉

Ok, I need to go shower....really!...

Be back laters...

Wheres my sex god Gaurav gone...oi besharam...where are you!

::icepack sizzles::

Aww Deems you can be so cute....now run along and please post a rough looking picture of Sawyer...quick I am hitting the shower...

Nyx: "ya im missing G too...looks like he's also gotten into the grind...huhhhh"

He can get into a grind with me any day

😛

Ok, shower time fo sho!

Laters peeps

Straight from the department of the bleedin obvious!

TB..I am trying to find the image to put up...Hmmm

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Roxi....It was a comment out of the moment...I geniunly do like G...and you know I would say that to him too....

I am gonna find one..right now...hold your horses TB

This is not him but fuckin RAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr

Oh my!

@ picture of Sawyer

::faints::

LMAO @ TB...the way I are..hahhaa...loving that tune...

And Sawyer is what I want to wake up to every morning....God I want to ravish him..

And Roxi....your right he prolly is a mummy's boy seeing as he's Cancer..can you believe..Josh fuckin gorgeous Hartnett is a bleedin Cancer!..of all the signs he could've been...

Ashton Kutcher is hot as well...

And aww @ maternal towards G....I just lub G..

who in the name of lucifer's red engorged anus is sawyer?

LMAO @ Yama....hahha...that really did make me laugh out loud...