Scorpios do people think you are funny?

Are we funny? Can we be funny?

I think I am on a good day I can have a whole room on the floor dieing

Scorps, both female and male, are funny! They have some of the best humor, and it goes well in tune with mine: Dark Humor!!! LOVE IT!! 🙂

Whatever, Scorpios are not funny. They are only funny if you can laught at their stupidity. I think Caps may find Scorps funny, since they're do stupid things too.

brahn don't hate because people don't consider you funny.

It is good to laugh and it is good for the soul maybe if you laughed sometime you would be a much happier person. No offense..LOL

scorpios are HILARIOUS... they crack me... they've got an awesome sense of humor... love 'em 🙂

I do do DB I was in IM cracking my sister up who is a Sag and she did not like what I was saying, I was cracking up and that's what made me make the thread.

So DB how are you doing? Hows the lady? Are you still getting married? LOL not trying to get personal just like to know. Again I still wish y ou the best.

brahn
virgos have no humor they are always so serious. And it will take someone like a scorpio to make them smile at least. It's a hard job but a scorpio can do it. I have done it at least a giggle.

DB you are funny?

My sister isn't too funny. hmmmmmmmm

maybe she's too deep, i get annoyed when she always wants to talk so seriously, same with my scorp ex. my scorp is opposite though, strange.

really TG wow.

I am a funny scorpio,

Strange TG,

coz all the scorps i know are hardly serious... they are always laughing and make u laugh so hard that it hurts.... My sis is the craziest scorpio on earth... maybe coz shes got saggie rising but jeeeez shes FUN....

"I think you've been dealing with Scorpios masquerading as Virgos"

What the hell are you saying I don't even date scorpio men, I believe we will sting each other to death.

I know I have been dealing with virgos, there are about 4 types of virgos. I have dealt with a virgo that loves to cook, two that love to work, an arrogant one, and one just like you.

Is that funny or what.

eliza-
"coz all the scorps i know are hardly serious... they are always laughing and make u laugh so hard that it hurts.... My sis is the craziest scorpio on earth... maybe coz shes got saggie rising but jeeeez shes FUN...."

I would agree, because I have sag, libra, virgo, aqua and the famous cap in my chart.

LMAO, @ branh that is the funniest think I have heard all day. I am still laughing, you would not know what to do with me.

I guess I can give you credit for the fat azz joke.

Once you give it back at them, they don't find it that funny.

hahahahahaha... LMAO... soooooooo true 😛...

lmao, not so always, longs as you don't talk directly about them, but something they done so that they can laugh also.

You could be right SB some or them are like that.

Stop it your killing LOL.

Branh quit smelling yourself dude.

"I am a consultant or an efficiency expert when it comes to satisfying women"

Are you speaking from a virgo point of view or what some idiot has told you?

See that's the problem with you virgos yall swear yall are the best when I really don't think so. Know I will say some virgos are good, but from my experience, virgos lack passion, but love to watch the intensity of the scorpion. ummmmmm

well everyone likes to think they rock in bed when truth is they Suck.....

Scorps can be are hilarious. It is a very sutble well place humour. very sarcastic and clever. Can leave a burn.

Scorpionlady, I can see you really want to hop on the B-train.

branh0913,

do u really think SL wants to hop on ur B-train?? i personally think ur desperate to have her hop on it........

Bran-Are you gonna insult anyone who diagrees with you? Do you think it's a productive way of handling discussions?

thank you eliza, he just want an older women that is a scorpio, he misses the passion and intensity. But I don't need him I can go get my own virgo to take advantage of if I want to.

Branh, I don't want to laugh at you today. So go play yourself, and send the photos and I will let you know if you are worth my time.

Hummm, well, yeah I can pull off funny, and I typically don't do it at other's expense sb, that might be an individual thing. I more often than not poke fun at situations, and I can definately laugh at myself. There was one time a virgo friend of mine and I were sitting at a resteraunt, a capi friend came up to tickle me. He came up, bumped his head on the wall, hit his head on the table, and then fell on the floor. I was ROLLING!!! As was my virgo friend. I stood over him, after I could get my bearings, and told him, that'll teach ya for messing w/me... Still cracks me up...
I can do the witty thing, and I can take if I give...

On a side note, Branh for someone who considers himself above all scorpio's, you spend a lot of time on this board. That might be my virgo side pointing out the obvious, but one would think that if you're so great- and everyone else is below you, why bother? hummmmm......

Yes we are 😄

Hey, we love scorpios too. If the men weren't so controling (DB is the exception) then the song "We Belong Together" would be our theme song 😉

Hmmm, I think the song "Love" would be the theme for a cappy female and virgo male relationship. We are just so complexed ... we don't trust each other 😢

I poke fun at myself all the time! Lets see, an example of such... Hummmmm, well I'm a clumsy individual... So when I make a boo boo, like spill something all over myself I have the saying of 'well if you're going to do something, do it right.' Kind of thing... I make people laugh with that sort of thing more often than not.

I don't take myself so seriously, at least not typically. It's much more fun to laugh WITH people, than at them. Granted if other folks happen to make an ass out of themselves, and have a sense of humor about it, I will laugh. But I always try not to be disrespectful. I like to keep lighthearted so that everyone can have a good time. I don't like the idea of anyone being made the butt of a joke, cause that's just not right. I've just seen way too many cases where things were taken too far, and it wasn't fun for anyone.

Im laughed at alot but im not tryin to be funny....seriously😢

Some of the things I don't even notice is funny until someone mentions it,example:One of my bosses(capricorn) gets his name yelled out by me on an almost daily basis,when he replys I only say "hi" and thats generally just to make noise when I think its too quiet and to be a pain in his ass.A libra girl and ? sign dude thinks its funny and does it all the time now,even came up with the idea to call him just to say hi and hang up but the cowards never did it.When me and the same cap boss is seriously poking fun at each other its generally perverted or someone ends up being the others bitch,its back and forth on whos given the pimp crown.Other times im just a klutz and walk into something(a glass screendoor even),saying something or whatever and end up being the butt of the joke-probably due to all the freakin sagittarius in my charts.

"even),saying something*Insert "stupid" here* or whatever and end up being the butt of the joke-probably due to all the freakin sagittarius in my charts.

all scorpios that i know crack me up. be it their mannerisms or the silly/witty things they come up with to say.

ya, you people tickle me.

I like dark sadistic humour and people usually laught at my bluntness..I don't find myself funny but others do apparantly.

I like dark sadistic

how can you go wrong with that?..

"But despite that, some people still manage to look like retards. We can't help it"

to you and other caps, perhaps. what is it that you see when you look around at the rest of the zodiac?

"I am a laugh-riot....but only to those who actually have a sense of humor ;~)"

existence of a sense of humor is uncovered only when the entire joke is disclosed 😉

lol

special?

hey! my internet is giving me trouble...it keeps blipping out

were you being sagitaurized?

yes I'm wireless

anyway

sagitauries? give someone a hard time? IMPOSSIBLE!

cappsweetie couldn't be mean if she tried!

Moose and a horse walk into a bar

Barman sez

Why the long faces?

now we can all be funny

I think that there are two kinds of scorpios there are the mean ones like my friend and ythen there are the nice ones like.