Tell me about u please...

Here's one for the reord books lol

What's your favorite sexual position?

Who was the first love of your life?

What's the longest you've ever done it for?

Have you ever done it in a public place?

Have you done it in your parent's bed?

Who did you most recently fantasize about?

Do you/have you ever used 'toys'?

Ever been tied up?

Ever been caught in the act?

By who?

Ever had anal sex?

Screamer or moaner?

Done it with a relative?

Done it with a colleague?

What time of day do you most feel horny?

How many times a week do you have sex?

Ever fallen off the bed while doing it?

Ever been injured while doing it?

Who is/was your best ever screw?

Would you do it for money if you were desperate?

What age did you lose your virginity?

Holy confessional time!

lol it's an email I received...wanted to see if anyone had the balls to fill it in...

A bit OVER share lol

Come on people with balls, fill it in.

*checks*

Nope I are still only woman....NO Balls...half a spine but alas NO Balls..

lol

What's your favorite sexual position? me riding my huney! 😉

Who was the first love of your life? my first bf, (he's an aqua & we're still close friends)

What's the longest you've ever done it for? dehydration to point of almost eating my own tongue

Have you ever done it in a public place? yes 🙂 where haven't i?

Have you done it in your parent's bed? ew, NO

Who did you most recently fantasize about? my lover. or famous? um yummy Mr. Depp

Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? yes, but I'm sure there's cooler toys i haven't tried, yet.

Ever been tied up? yes

Ever been caught in the act? hahahahaha, hence the public sex thing! lol

By who? the guy who owned the land

Ever had anal sex? never again

Screamer or moaner? moan

Done it with a relative? sick, no

Done it with a colleague? just made out

What time of day do you most feel horny? all day or not at all, depends

How many times a week do you have sex? can't really answer that, haven't had serious thing for awhile, & am not promiscuous

Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? purposely 😉

Ever been injured while doing it? no but i think my scratches hurt him

Who is/was your best ever screw? i think my ex who strangely was born on same day as me.....what does that tell you?!! lol

Would you do it for money if you were desperate? how much?

What age did you lose your virginity? 15

WELL Done TG...!!!

2 Thumbs WAY WAY UP for u!!!

Totally ROCKING!

Cant be afraid on the net. No one here knows me...

What's your favorite sexual position? this is surprisingly tough. the location is way more exciting, the position can be anything. whatever flows.

Who was the first love of your life? current bf

What's the longest you've ever done it for? dont keep track while in the act, but im guessing somewhere around 4 or 5 hrs.

Have you ever done it in a public place? ya

Have you done it in your parent's bed? nearly... then i realized where i was.

Who did you most recently fantasize about? my bf

Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? yup

Ever been tied up? nope

Ever been caught in the act? yup. state police

By who? ya, state po

Ever had anal sex? attempted, butt i was way too ticklish.

Screamer or moaner? moaner

Done it with a relative? oh ya, all the time. sister, mother, father and brother. sometimes all at the same time...

Done it with a colleague? indeed... a manager

What time of day do you most feel horny? evening... when i come home to the family. lol

How many times a week do you have sex? does sex with myself count?

Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? almost, but i was grabbed by the boob. lol

Ever been injured while doing it? ya

Who is/was your best ever screw? my bf... makeup sex. almost a reason to get into a fight.

Would you do it for money if you were desperate? life and death desperation, ya.

What age did you lose your virginity? 18

Ok, let's do it then..

What's your favorite sexual position? doggy is fine but others as well

Who was the first love of your life? married once

What's the longest you've ever done it for? couple of hours maybe

Have you ever done it in a public place? yeah..

Have you done it in your parent's bed? nope

Who did you most recently fantasize about? J. Depp is my all time favourite

Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? yes, but not enough

Ever been tied up? not yet, still looking for a good partner for that

Ever been caught in the act? no

By who? -

Ever had anal sex? 🙂

Screamer or moaner? moaning I guess

Done it with a relative? hell no

Done it with a colleague? no again

What time of day do you most feel horny? any time

How many times a week do you have sex? not less than 3 times, I prefer about 20 times

Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? Don't recall that, a few times off the couch

Ever been injured while doing it? nah

Who is/was your best ever screw? ex-bf (the only good thing I remember of him)

Would you do it for money if you were desperate? never, I'd rather die

What age did you lose your virginity? 17

haha you bunch of nymphos! 😛

Do what happened with the state police?!!

One time after the bar me & my exboytoy were just out the vender & he had to pee. I asked if I could hold him while he did (we were very hammered) and so he held the 24 of beer & I stood there holding his penis & we were laughing so hard when someone tapped his shoulder half laughing. The cop told us to find a better spot to amuse ourselves.

LOL! You naughty girl.. 🙂

Btw.. I can see Earth signs are the only signs here revealing something about their sex lifes (2 Caps and 1 Taurus). I've always thought there's something wrong with me but it's proven now that Earth signs must be the lustiest ones.. 😉

YummyMummy.. Could we have your answers, too? 🙂

Mine is gonna be boring:

What's your favorite sexual position? Me on countertop, legs spread him standing

Who was the first love of your life? A guy in Germany

What's the longest you've ever done it for? 3-4 hrs

Have you ever done it in a public place? Sort of...By the rocks at the seashore, I gave a blowjob

Have you done it in your parent's bed? NO

Who did you most recently fantasize about? A friend who has a g/f...

Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? Yes, only on my own.

Ever been tied up? No, don't like the idea/don't trust someone enough

Ever been caught in the act? Not yet!

By who?-

Ever had anal sex? That is one thing I'll NEVER EVER do!

Screamer or moaner? Moaner

Done it with a relative? Sicko question...As if there'd be lots of pp who have?

Done it with a colleague? No

What time of day do you most feel horny? Before I have my period, and usually afternoons

How many times a week do you have sex? I'm single...sigh.

Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? No, but I've rotated around a bed

Ever been injured while doing it? No!

Who is/was your best ever screw? Yet to come...No one has been that great

Would you do it for money if you were desperate? No

What age did you lose your virginity? 19,5

That was not boring.. especially the detailed position description 😉 lol

I'd like to correct my answer:

Who is/was your best ever screw? not that great so far (the greatest has been my ex but I've heard there's something better to wait 🙂

Ok.. So this is not an Earth sign thing anymore. I would say this is a girlie thing.. I guess women are more brave about sex. Where is Elliot, the highest SexGod? 😉

Would you do it for money if you were desperate?

I think we should expand on this one.

LOL, S&S!

Haha, I also like my blowjob answer!

I love talking about sex, girls😉

Yeah, where are our guys when we need them? I do think that we're more open...

Oh now the whole topic's on my mind, I'm gonna fantasize about that friend who has a g/f now...Sigh!

hahahha, it is the afternoon! I think that is a good time for me too. Maybe it has to do with hunger? LOL - oh no that's just me being a taurus!

YOu guys use food in sexual experiences?

Hmmm...I think fruit-yogurt was used! It was licked off my breasts😛
Oh and wine drunk off my belly button...

Oh my was that too much!?

Cream was used, don't tell you where.. 😉 lol

Me, too, I love talking about sex. I do chat about sex in a group.. 🙂

All this talk, hmmmmmmmm, gonna see my scorpio birthday boy tonite! 😉

OK what the hell............

What's your favorite sexual position? all of em

Who was the first love of your life? my first bf that i met at uni

What's the longest you've ever done it for? never timed it,

Have you ever done it in a public place? semi public, a stairwell in a back hall

Have you done it in your parent's bed? NO

Who did you most recently fantasize about? my current flame

Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? yeah, meh..

Ever been tied up? loosely

Ever been caught in the act? nope

By who?

Ever had anal sex? yep

Screamer or moaner? moaner, giggler, an occassional squeal, a gasp now and then, no screaming, that's tacky.

Done it with a relative? Hell no.

Done it with a colleague? Yep

What time of day do you most feel horny? mid afternoon

How many times a week do you have sex? lately, not so much 😢

Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? yep

Ever been injured while doing it? just bruises

Who is/was your best ever screw? the aforementioned colleague

Would you do it for money if you were desperate? No.

What age did you lose your virginity? 19

Woa kafka calm down your making this thread way too hott.
But im not complaining 🙂
Its a fact* you couldn't cut the sexuality in here with a knife.

Yogurt is definately an interesting one...
Specially off the boobies.
haha i sounds like great fun,
But wouldnt it leave your bobbies all sticky?
:o

just curoius...

The pisces guy you liked has a girlfreind—
the scorpio girl i liked for years has a boyfreind now too.
I havehighly mixed emotions about it too.
its wierd, i am angry resentful and happy for her aswell.

the state police...
Me and my bf of the time were highway driving somewhere late at night (almost 10ish). We were getting each other pretty worked up in the car, so I told him to pull over immediately. He pulled into a state park and we parked in some dirt lot and got busy half naked in the drivers seat. I was freaked out, but really excited, about getting caught and sure enough a car pulled up behind us. I swear... that had to be the fastest I will have ever dressed myself in such a confined space (two seater car). Of course it was the po'. My bf rolled down the window and the officer asked us what we were up to. My bf was so hilarious, he's totally straight faced and I had the church giggles, he says we were just chatting. The officer flashes his light at the window and notes "awefully steamy in here for just chatting, no?" He was right, classic Titanic sex scene window fog. He graciously didnt wait for a stammering attempt at an answer and told us that the park had closed and that we needed to leave.

Food... yay for food!
Food n sex... rarrrr!

ladies and gents.... try syrup... any flavor. so sensual. it falls into lovely cracks and crevices to be licked from.

Haha... same story to the t.
I guess if I were a cop and I had to, I'd mess with ppl in compromising positions too.

ya, memories are awesome. You gotta love some of the stories they're attached to.
that poor bf of mine had two run-ins with the cops from having sex with me. The first time, he left my dorm in a bit of a daze from a nice session and couldn't drive straight. So we were pulled over and questioned for drunk driving. He passed all their tests, so they were like... whats up with your driving? He told them straight up... good sex. They laughed and let us go.

Good idea with the gloss. Ya, whatever's tasty! My bf and I have a thing for maple syrup. A bit odd, but it's so smooth.

Hahaha...Just left for a few hours and look at all the perviness going...I like it!

Mike, thanks for remembering my Pisces crush! (although I did ingrain it onto these message boards!) So sweet of you. No he doesn't have a girlfriend and doesn't want one now, and I've learnt to not take it personally anymore. I still find him sort of attractive because I couldn't get him and pp always want what they can't have.

As for the guy I fantasize about nope, he's not Pisces. He's a hot Capricorn and we were actually friends in a group for about 2 years. There was always subtle flirting but we always were dating others. Now he's moved to the US and all of a sudden he added me onto his msn again and we've been having deep convos. Like really really good ones. I felt turned on because he is so intellectually stimulating! So instead of the very unfruitful Pisces, I've decided to redirect my sexual energies onto this guy, although he doesn't know it. It's so much safer too: he has a g/f, he lives far away...And I know he thinks I'm attractive and he knows I find him sexy too.

Oh and the yogurt was ok not sticky...You can really lick off stickiness you know😉

PS: Redirecting the sexual energies onto Mr. Cappy also helps me act normal and neutral to the Pisces guy, whom I still see usually once a week in a group.

Ahh...the games we play.

Oh Dear Lawwd,
I finish the whole survey with 2,3 or 4 or 5 (lol) line reponses to each question, making it funny and entertaining and sexy as poss, then my computer slows to a freeze after I hit the post button!! And now that I've restarted my comp, it turns out that the msg didn't go through!!!!

Haha maybe it's a good thing lol, I started putting in more and more information - and I guess it just wasn't meant to be seen! I put at the top of my post: 'I Apologize In Advance, To The Easily Offended, For Anything That I Am About To Reveal To The Board' lol - and then, just like that, the computer vomits away 30 minutes of my good time. (Even though all my Scorpio Male friends would really rather keep this stuff to themselves, I'll bring my self to do it for Sweet&Sour's sake lol)

So I'll do it again I guess, but it's never as fun or fascinating the second time round!




What's your favorite sexual position? I wrote this one out in complete detail before. Arrghh!! Okay, this week, I'm feeling lap action - private message me if you care to know lol.

Who was the first love of your life? A girl, turns out she was a Taurus, from junior high who every guy wanted, but yet chose me. I guess I was nicer than some of the punks I remember living close to.

What's the longest you've ever done it for? Looong, never actually knew the time - I was too in the zone I think.

Have you ever done it in a public place? Message me if you want to share stories with me! Hehe, I want to make the best of this opportunity to get more ideas from people here! And I'm sure I could help the same way in return.

Have you done it in your parent's bed? Yea right - that's a close cousin of incest.

Who did you most recently fantasize about? Sexy, yet sweet asian girl who I'm getting to know. I feel guilty for the fantasies though, my mind is waay too unruly when it comes to sex.

Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? Haha yea, I prefer to call them tools baby.

Ever been tied up? That's still an unfulfilled dream of mine! But the kind of thing that I have in mind, some girls seem far too uneasy about... won't say any more.

Ever been caught in the act? I would hate that.

By who? Nope, sorry.

Ever had anal sex? Sorta. It will be done better next time round.

Screamer or moaner? Silence, whispers, and sensitive breaths - I try to make it my forte baaybeh. (Okay sure, moaning when it gets to a certain point.)

Done it with a relative? I ain't from Arkansas.

Done it with a colleague? I try to keep some things separate.

What time of day do you most feel horny? No time like the present! Haha, jokes, Anytime Goes! Each different moment brings about but a slighty different taste of lust. Lol, no joke there.

How many times a week do you have sex? Depends if I'm seeing someone or not, because when I'm not seeing anyone, the answer is not too much (but with more variety, naturally) - and right now I'm not seeing anyone.

Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? Almost.

Ever been injured while doing it? Nooo! If you're male, this is unforgiveable! Keep it together boys.

Who is/was your best ever screw? Oooo, I feel the need to keep this private. No harm in that.

Would you do it for money if you were desperate? I couldn't bring myself to do it. I'd rather become a REAL criminal if I was so blinded by despair that all my senses went whack. God willing I never get THAT lost. Plus, the question is different for males than it is females.

What age did you lose your virginity? Private (I felt too young, but went ahead anyways)

Gee Elliot, why does Sweet&Sour like to bring your name up? I don't know, hopefully she likes me.

Hey Elliot, if I want to hear more, in greater detail, of your vivid dreams concerning the World of Sex, where do I go first? You pr

'try syrup... any flavor'

I will

Alrighttt.. I was happy to see this is getting HOTTTTT.. I wonder what more to come.. 😉

Elliot, I'm sure the first one, the one you lost, was naughtier, so I definitely care to know, I'll send you a privy 😉 lol

How come everyone had a long session? I barely had couple of hours, maybe once or twice in my life so far. I gotta be picky with my sex partners from now on, I want better than that.. Grrr..

And to Elliot again.. 😉 Yes, S&S likes you, sort of virtual way.. lol The real reason for bringing up your name was that I knew you had the naughtiest details to reveal.. 😉 Although you like to tell them in private, so tell me privately then.. 🙂

Kafka,
hes has a GF?
hes a cap?
no way will he ruin that,...
unless shes an aries.

Well if you like strong personalities like cap,
just date me.
😉

Mike.. You forgot she mentioned he's a HOT Cap.. No woman can resist a hot Cap guy 😉 I know.. I know 2 Cap men and they are both surrounded by several girls, some of them very aggressively hunting those guys, and that I know those guys hate. Some girls are silently sexy and that's what Cap men can't resist.. 🙂 The same goes with Cap women, although men have to be more active with Cap women. (Capricorn is a passive type)

Kafka, with a Cap guy it's best to play the game for quite a while, the more interesting it gets for both of you.. 🙂

What's your favorite sexual position? Missioney...it my thing to do with eyes...I like kissing too!

Who was the first love of your life? Gosh my Mr. Pisces...but that's over now

What's the longest you've ever done it for? well....an entiere day on and off...

Have you ever done it in a public place? Yup

Have you done it in your parent's bed? almost...then got all freaky about MY Parents Bed!

Who did you most recently fantasize about? Mr. Pisces...had a lovely dream about him!

Do you/have you ever used 'toys'? yes

Ever been tied up? nope

Ever been caught in the act? nope

By who? n/a

Ever had anal sex? Ouch tried...twice too sore!

Screamer or moaner? moaner and groaner

Done it with a relative? lol trick question? lol

Done it with a colleague? Yes...well not the actual deep but we got all touchy feely in the supplies room!

What time of day do you most feel horny? all day lol kidding...more in the late evening

How many times a week do you have sex? Single again so n/a

Ever fallen off the bed while doing it? lol Almost

Ever been injured while doing it? Do carpet burns count?

Who is/was your best ever screw? Mr. Pisces...my ex husband was good though

Would you do it for money if you were desperate? like if my children's life depended on it yes

What age did you lose your virginity? 17

Irish Cream liquer, lickity lick. Lick. Slurp. yummmmmmmmmm

I would.

Yeah he's a hottie and his g/f is a Scorpio just like me😛 So I think she's got him hooked.

But guys, what I was saying anyway was that this is a FANTASY and nothing more. I know nothing will happen, but we just flirt on msn. It's my thoughts that are dirty! hahahaha

Elliot, I want details too...My God...People should just write it all down😉

Hey TG, how was your night with your honey?
Any nice action? 😉

Thanks for asking kafka, this is what I posted in "gifts for scorps"...

He defintely liked the card. I feel like spoiling him with sentimental stuff now. He notices everything. He texted me today when I got work, that he feels i "truthfully care about what is going on behind his eyes"...I almost melted right in my office chair.

There's so many layers to him I still gotta get to know, but so far so good, oh and are all scorpios energizer bunnies?!! Holy WOW.

😛 hail to the scorpion sting!

ha ha ha ha. a thread full of interesing responses, mostly women's, and one guy who answered: "no" to 90% of the questions and picked missionary as his favorite position. thank god i stayed awake through that one long enough to get to the good stuff.

let's get some more women's responses here. no more guys posting "well no, but", thanks.

BAMF,

taurus sun & scorpio moon, u must be a BAD motherfukker! hehe, probally why you're reading all our deeply personal sexual stories & stats! lol 😛

hey now, taurusgoddess. just cuz a guy's busted a few heads, it doesn't mean he's opposed to reading and learning something new.

now if you don't mind, i'd like to go back to learning more about your deeply personal sex stories and stats.

; )

Im a scorpio with a taurus moon and im a dork😢.theres another thread with this same topic on the pisces board too by yummymummy,theres other women on that one but it didn't take off surprisingly being on the pisces board like this one did.They are supposed to have bigger sexual appetites than scorps do...but apparently don't or somethin.

maybe we are mysteriously drawn & hynotized to cum to this site instead 😉

Tia, if it compensates at all, you don't seem like a dork to me.


Haha, that's Taurusgoddess, cuz she spelled 'come' wrong and made herself look dumb.
(Just kidd'n TG lol 🙂)

haha, opps I guess I don't know how to spell! 😉 I thot that would turn to buttere! hehe