the Scorpio ALCOHOLIC

Drinking style :
>Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at
>you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're
>hog-whimpering drunk,
>out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw
>you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as
>something to savour in itself, and not as a personality-altering
>tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total
>obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals,
>brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember
>everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only
>drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
>Trademark cocktails:
>Just as a
>Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly plotting
>your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste hide a
>potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a
>scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you're
>paying
>attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and
>fix a pitcher of watermelon margaritas to seduce 'em -- though red
>wine will do the trick just as well.

Why are you looking at my alcohol-_-

LOL!!! Yes, I love the excuses. 🙂

sorry hun , i was realy smashed..... what do you mean i cant use that one anymore?