Where did that scorpio man go?

This topic was created in the Scorpio forum by Shruikan on Tuesday, April 29, 2014 and has 32 replies.

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@njf226
13 Years
Posted by Shruikan
I keep disappearing from people, causing them to make stupid threads asking where I've gone. Another dimension? Who knows... how do I control this?



You need to be alone. We get it.
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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
Yes, friends get that about us instantly.

Also, texting someone each hour? I'd have a mental breakdown one day in. Would I need to do that shit even when I was asleep? Like set up my alarm from one hour to the next and going "HEY! WHAT'S UP?"

I should really try doing this with the next unsuspecting soul walking down my path. I'll give him a head start.
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@Shruikan
12 Years1,000+ PostsScorpio
Posted by geminicandIe
He went to eat donuts and pork rinds, undress women by staring, play war games all night in his basement, masturbate to his best friend's wife image and plan a demise of his best friend.

There ain't no mystery there. Scorpios are very simple=)



Get out of my head!!!!! 😛
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@Shruikan
12 Years1,000+ PostsScorpio
Posted by Rabbit
Posted by Damnata
Posted by Shruikan
how do I control this?



By not disappearing?

*bewildered look*



Now now, Virgo...

You know that in the real world, most people would call this "taking some time alone for oneself" and is a completely legitimate mechanism for dealing with emotional issues.

However, ladies who read way too much Internet astro sites whilst sitting on the couch with their 47.5 cats call this "Vanishing from the face of earth"...as if some guy they've been dating for 2 weeks is obligated to call/text her every hour on the hour and ignore her far hotter friend with a perfect rear end.

SMH
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The 47.5 cats tell them this is a perfectly reasonable response.
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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
Posted by Shruikan
Posted by geminicandIe
He went to eat donuts and pork rinds, undress women by staring, play war games all night in his basement, masturbate to his best friend's wife image and plan a demise of his best friend.

There ain't no mystery there. Scorpios are very simple=)



Get out of my head!!!!! 😛
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She's already IN your head dude.

^^^^^ "masturbate to his best friend's wife"
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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
Posted by Rabbit
Posted by geminicandIe
He went to eat donuts and pork rinds, undress women by staring, play war games all night in his basement, masturbate to his best friend's wife image and plan a demise of his best friend.

There ain't no mystery there. Scorpios are very simple=)



This....



Invalidates your statement.




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It backs her point up. That nipple is simple in shape/size/color etc.

+ taking selfies is simple.
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@LunarMaiden
14 Years5,000+ Posts
Posted by Shruikan
I keep disappearing from people, causing them to make stupid threads asking where I've gone. Another dimension? Who knows... how do I control this?



If you spent more time in the bedroom and less time in the bathroom these poor clueless creatures would not feel compelled to put out an APB.

Now wipe, flush and get about claiming your women.
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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
Are you kidding me?

When you were on Neurotoxin, you made a topic about her nervous energy and her overthinking on the Virgo Board. Ofc I replied and you never read it.

Virgo Sun/Gemini Moon is my dad's combo. He can never ever ever relax. Constantly overthinking
Gemini Sun/Virgo Moon has a simillar problem but less than the first combo.

Mercurial sun/ Mercurial Moon smh