"::makes sign of cross at mention of cancerian men::"
"mummy's boys."
really, what's wrong with spliting time with your mom and your gf? seems like most of the women who say this are jealous and empty inside. they can't stand to see their man with other people so they try to manipulate him by calling him "mummy's boy" to get him to give you all the attention you crave. the funny thing too is that when you give them all of your time and attention, you're suddenly too emotional and too clingy. But then again, THIS is exactly what they asked for...
so I'd have to disagree with anyone who says they're "mummy's boys". they just happen to care for everyone especially that one special person who gave them life. if anyone can't deal with this, I have no idea why you're in a relationshiip with this person in the first place.
Well perhapps you can find a calender. Then for the picture above, you can put one of your paintings up. Think about it, a gloomy picture for every month!
It's for the best, sweety.