Zodiac shopping ... (Page 4)

Posted by lovage
my goodnes whiskey, just look at all the astrology flavors u have attracted to your thread....ur getting a lil dosage from earth/fire/water elements!

life is like a box of strawberries, pick and choose which ones are good and throw the bad ones away. keep it moving!... because the real diamond will be with u before u know it..... no games man, just pure honest love!!! u send out alot of good energy into the universe...and u will receive it all back just as u are wishing for...she's coming, so get ready mr. scorp

I'm ready

"know. many overestimate and boast about themselves instead. i am still impressed by his humbleness everyday. i mentioned casually to two of his lady friends that he told me he was ugly sometimes they were like "what— is he nuts— he is too handsome espeically in black" lol."

Well the truth speaks for itself and to be aware of that is nice. One gets to be humble.

"now now virgogotme, your missing the point, it doesn't matter that ray hasn't seen her in person or heard her voice, all that matters is a guy out there called ray met a female stranger on the internet (could be a pedo but seriously what's the chances...VERY SLIM) anyway, the whole mystery to this is that her sign is unkown and hard to guess, and we've all made bets and stuff on what she is so i wanna be right, LEO LEO LEO! the fact that ray hasn't fucked her yet is irellevant"

" Fall out of chair "

lol

"NO LOL!! don't ask how big her bum is wow, just take a peek, if it's tight and rotund with a slight wiggle (like the tale thing) she's a bonified scorpio for sure"

Hahaaa ... A Scorpios comes in handy as a life partner then, it's always good to have something to grab on when the road gets slippery.

lovage = love,its an addiction and force by habit!

mspisces = virgotme..hahaha!!

dame she seriously wants u to chase her, and i bet she is also wondering why havent ..she's trying to mess with ur mind, gotta luv women, eh whiskey?

tell her u have a twitter acct and see if she follows u....hahahahahaha! she smells of aries...

"i just wanna reiterate to virgogotme that this thread has "reached 12 pages" simply because we have all experienced this situation which just so happens to be an exciting one, all of us on astro dxp do this be it work, school, relationships people we meet whatever, and when you don't the sign of that 1 single person put of the 20 work buddies it can be frustrating as well as exciting i think."

Good point. I remember It took me a year to know a coworkers sun sign, I was wondering the whole time though. She's so sweet and calm. I can't believe how off I was. She happened to be a Virgo. Yep a sweet, calm and composed Virgo ... Go figure. I thought she was Aqua the whole time or Pisces.

small....medium....large ass

check all that apply,

whiskey ur an ass man or legs/breast

" LOL so i guess that's another bonus i have not thought of ahaha too funny "

He wants your safety first and foremost, so I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Google Jessica Beil

"ok ray i don't why you keep hinting on about big bums? i never mentioned big bums, although i notice quite a few scorpio women have well lets say sticky outy bums, your picture is black guy, if your a black guy this might explain it!"

Yes I'm black and I'm not much of breast guy but I can appreciate an exceptional back side.

"good point. have you tried adding her on facebook? you can see her dob then"

No way ... the people I had on my facebook have to go through some testing first. 😛

"WHAT! so you could quite easily add her on facebook and put us out of our miseries?"

lmao ... I don't add strangers to my facebook though. I need a better connection.

ms pisces, just kidding silly and im much older than u.

but of course its my free spirited ass, lurking and watching!

ok kiddies......its time for me to go and watch some porn, or teach it if i have too!

peace out peeps, sleep light and sleep tight

whiskey, omg i thought u were mexican...hahahaha u had me fooled all of this time.

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
i get this horrible feeling inside me that this whole thing is 1 big horrible dream type thing, i feel like if i don't get to the end of this fairytale virtual dream, if we don't get the anwers we desire i'll crash, kinda like vannila sky. ray your not some evil guy playing with our emotions are you?

No I'm not playing with your emotions. At least not intentionally 😛 ... I do say that it's much more than it truly is. It amazes me, I must admit. It's something I do all the time. You only get to spend a day or two in my mind. That's all and it's quite funny. I never ask for a zodiac sign right off the bat but I see our patience level is different and it's quite amusing I must say. lol

"acutally i know many virgos like that. it's only when you get too close to them their critical nature may come up to shock you."

It will shock me if I see that too but expected also since she's a Virgo. That's why my guessings were so off. She's so sweet, you should see her. Still is too.

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
i just anna know sign, i don't care where/when/how/why i need to know her sign for fuck sake

What's your zodiac AA?

Posted by lovage
ms pisces, just kidding silly and im much older than u.

but of course its my free spirited ass, lurking and watching!

ok kiddies......its time for me to go and watch some porn, or teach it if i have too!

peace out peeps, sleep light and sleep tight

whiskey, omg i thought u were mexican...hahahaha u had me fooled all of this time.

" Shakes Head "

Good night Choco!

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
NO LOL!! don't ask how big her bum is wow, just take a peek, if it's tight and rotund with a slight wiggle (like the tale thing) she's a bonified scorpio for sure

You can do side bends or sit ups...
But please don't lose that BUTT!!!

—??

My goodness, I swear some people can mess-up a wet dream if you let them ....

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
i'm aries ray. i represent dxp astrology bunch, people have admitted to this 'situation' where we obsess about people's signs. big brother 10 jsut started in uk virgogotme and i'm already trying to work out the housemates signs, i reckon i'm right for most of them lol 15 in total, eccentric loud characters are easy

funny you mention patience lol.

Okayyyy ... that's what it is? Glad I asked. 🙂

Posted by nihilist
i think all men have a butt thing. i guess this is why they always want their x's back. cuz she looks so good walking away 😛

So true. I hate it when they leave and close the door behind them. That's why I always say, don't worry I'll take care of the door baby. Bye!!!

"Grab popcorn and watch"

Posted by Ms.Pisces
lol sidebends and situps is from that sirmixalot baby got back song. In other words, don't get too skinny to the point where you lose the backside. Although, a real one remains, no matter how much weight you lose 😉

Exactly ... You have to build your work out program around it.

Posted by nihilist
hey cappie- just the usual men like asses 🙂

lol hey lady ^_^.

I see ... the thread was sweet until I came back and saw a few parts got all messed up. I mean, WTF? Seriously, if you don't like it, then don't read it. Is it that damn hard.

lol, I'm sorry, I deal with people like that at work who love to screw-up a perfectly good situation lol, its like they live for it :/

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
i don't know about your wet dreams cappysweetie but myne usually consist of wiping a certain scorpios bum. Mmmm

LOL!!!!! @ Aftermath. I totally wasn't expecting that. You are funny 😄

Posted by Rays Heart

Posted by nihilist
i think all men have a butt thing. i guess this is why they always want their x's back. cuz she looks so good walking away 😛

So true. I hate it when they leave and close the door behind them. That's why I always say, don't worry I'll take care of the door baby. Bye!!!

"Grab popcorn and watch"

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Ray likes butts 😄 Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Posted by Ms.Pisces
Eeew, I don't care for a butt on a man. My sister loves that, and I'm just like, "why—" lol

I nice butt on a man is a plus 😉

but I prefer I nice strong back 😄 Those strong backs just kill me LOL!

Posted by nihilist
cappie baby- we gotta take the good w/ the bad. luckily there is a lot of good on these boards 🙂

Yeah, you're 🙂 I'm a bit moody so forgive me lol. I usually look over things. But when clicked on page 13 and saw all that BS, I was like, "Are you kidding me?"

But I'm fine, I just need to get my hormones in order LOL!!!!

*yeah, you're right was suppose to be in the last statement lol

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
ooh i love sharing secret with scorpio, chain and padlocked, and i think you have the key ni it's in a very safe place where no man has gone 😉

Aftermath, whats your sign? You must be either a virgo or an aries talking like that. Or you are a scorpio lol

Posted by nihilist
i think all men have a butt thing. i guess this is why they always want their x's back. cuz she looks so good walking away 😛

Omg, its ALL about that sweet nectar of your woman's behind.

Posted by nihilist
hey cappie- just the usual men like asses 🙂

Like a heart shaped one is PERFECT

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
^^ uugghh nectar?? is that metaphor for you know what

Nah, just make a correlation to something sweet 🙂

Posted by Rays Heart

Exactly ... You have to build your work out program around it.

Lunges...after lunges...after more lunges. Used to do them until I couldn't count anymore lol

Hi Chica *waves*

So....
A behind like Jessica Alba huh? 🙂

Oh that's even better. I LOVE Jessica Biel's behind lol

Yes ma'am. I responded on your other thread where you mentioned it lol 🙂
You DON'T miss ANYTHING do you? *laughing hard again*

i really don't my friends love (or hate) that about me i have a gret eye for details remember it's all in the details Very much a Scorp thing 🙂 Its goes hand in hand with discerning details during a stalking sessions lol. Plus and invaluable asset 🙂

so north shore ?
Wow, I didn't think you'd get the quote. I'm impressed!

I have a tapped on (ya as in boars tusk and bamboo rods) traditional tat from hawaii btw.
Really? 🙂 I'm going to need a picture of it please. Also, one of your Jessica Biel assets to accompany it lol!

Posted by nihilist
gret = great i seriously need to type betta 😢

uugghh thats what assistants r 4 !

heh did you ever get a new one?

I had one for a little bit. Nothing like that person completely star-eyed trying to learn as much from you as possible. Unfortunately I have a tendency to want to do everything on my own so I could never keep him completely busy.

Heading out for a bit for a drive! Have fun you two 🙂

soooooo I don't want to read 23 pages of post ....geesh

Did he find out what her sign is?

PD

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
if indeed she is a lady

hahahaha ......maybe she is his "dream girl" and that is what she is ....

PD

Posted by nihilist
i think ray is the sweetest & deserves the best so i am hanging in there on this one !

aa- it's up ! i will put another up soon i promise...

have a great day at school !

*Nods head in agreement* This has definately become quiet the thread ...lol

Posted by VirgoHero
Ray, this may sound messed up so keep in mind I'm partially joking but...
Go start a arguement / fight with her! How she handles it will totally reveal who she is. (Mind you, it may destroy the end goal but who cares! Were seeking knowledge!)

Go

Hahahaha!!!!! I had too many postings to catch up on so just scanned thru them. Glad I got his one! Good one!

Posted by Rays Heart

Posted by VirgoHero
Ray, this may sound messed up so keep in mind I'm partially joking but...
Go start a arguement / fight with her! How she handles it will totally reveal who she is. (Mind you, it may destroy the end goal but who cares! Were seeking knowledge!)

Go

I never believed that Virgo and Scorpio use to be one sign but now it's Official! lol

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Hahaha again! Yes, we do think alike.

Posted by nihilist
hey cappie- just the usual men like asses 🙂

Cappy nihilist has got a big point there! I Luuv a womens backside *shivers*

So smart nihilist! 😄 😛

-Smiles

Posted by nihilist
aa- haha i wont guess. but yes, ur like my pervy lil aries brother now.

ms p & cappie - most of my male friends r surfers so they have that awesome v shape from all the paddling.

my chest disappears if i surf too much so i am glad guys like asses ;P

Most of your friends are surfers? OOOOOOOOOO lucky girl!!!!!!!!

Posted by Smiles24

Posted by nihilist
hey cappie- just the usual men like asses 🙂

Cappy nihilist has got a big point there! I Luuv a womens backside *shivers*

So smart nihilist! 😄 😛

-Smiles

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WHOA!!! You do too! LOL, you and Ray lol!!! YAY!!!!!! 😉

See, I'm a girl with backside and thighs and maybe legs -- thats my claim to fame hahahaha. Actually, when I go for a check up with my nutritionist I will ask her to do my body type. A few years ago I body-typed myself but from what I've been reading and the way my hips go in more then they go out ... I think I was wrong for a while LOL. I'm not a pear-shape hahaha

Posted by Astrological Aftermath
aries, damn are we really that simple

HEY! I was just asking. Geezzzzz lol

Cappy,

If that is your real pic, I don't think you will ever worry about looking like a pear. 🙂

Posted by LibertarianVirgo
Cappy,

If that is your real pic, I don't think you will ever worry about looking like a pear. 🙂

Hi LB 😄

oh no, thats a pic of one of my favorite singers 😄