Zodiac shopping ... (Page 5)

Ahhhhhhhh, this thread has blown out of proportion, LOL

Ray! So, is this an online thing? I'm so lost, lol.

@Cappy: I like that singer's boobs btw, I wish I had some more😛

I thought you were a pear shaped cappy! Pear shaped sucks, so friggin hard to find the right kinda pants! Straight legged all the way....sucks....

Posted by sarasa
Ahhhhhhhh, this thread has blown out of proportion, LOL

Ray! So, is this an online thing? I'm so lost, lol.

@Cappy: I like that singer's boobs btw, I wish I had some more😛

nope, he hasn't asked her yet 🙂

Posted by sarasa
I thought you were a pear shaped cappy! Pear shaped sucks, so friggin hard to find the right kinda pants! Straight legged all the way....sucks....

Yeah, thats what I thought but my body is a bit odd now lol. Remember on the cap board when I state my boobs had gotten bigger. Well, I've lost a bit of weight and they didn't leave this time lol!!!! Not like they did before, you know? Also, my shoulders seem to be the same width as my hips :/ My hips are round but they don't 'poke' outward.


I don't know, I think I was wrong lol. If I am, it explains alot

ray, you're definitely on to something here. as much as i try not to let it, someone's sign does influence my perception of them. isn't that messed up? i don't like it. so maybe not concerning myself with their sign whatsoever could help with that.

Ray, shall I tell you how I have found out sun signs if I have talked to anyone online...

This is the conversation:

Him: Hi, hows it going
Me: Fine, you
Him: great. what are you up to
Me: Nothing much...what you doing online
Him: Searching for you
Me: pass me the bucket
Him: lol
Me: so lets just get this out of the way, name, occupation, location, star sign
Him: Lol...(lists all information for me)
Me: depending on answer, this is how it works:
Aries - keep talking
Taurus - keep talking
Gemini - end the conversation
Cancer - End conversation on a polite note so he doesn't commit suicide
Leo - Oh baby defo keep the conversation going
Virgo - depends if he's boring or has some life in him. If the former, delete from list, if the latter, give him a chance to prove me right 😛
Libra - Delete immediately
Scorpio - Have a bit of fun with it but ultimately I know we are too similar so end if he allows me to lol
Sagi - End the conversation
Capi - continue talking
Aqua - Continue talking because I know we'll become the best of chums
Pisces - fun to talk to but thats it...end politely

Just some tips for ya 😛

Whilst I totally appreciate that asking for sun sign coming from a bloke could sound a bit gay, what you could do is say "ok so whats your star sign, I know how you girlies are into all that kinda stuff"

That should do it..

Man I should charge for these services I provide..lol

MM...thats a good phone sex list, i should be a phone sex operator...that would rock!!!

nil...*waves bra in hand*

Ok, where is whiskey!!!

What is the dame sign man, have you talked anymore to her?

You see I have a cancer moon that I cannot relate to and cancer men repulse me..can't stand 'em...Must be that gemini influence in the moon..I don't know what it is about them..they get on my bloody nerves..

Leo's..oh they are great conversationalist...especially when I crush their huge ego..mine is the same if not bigger..they are sexy mofos...bastards..always reel me in..but I am not complaining..love them.

A leo i was talking to a while ago was so hot, seriously I had to just gasp for breath looking at him..lol..he kept steering conversations towards sex and I didn't like it so I ended the conversations but get this, on Thursday I am at a seminar and its in the building he works in!!!...I love fate seriously..I always said I would love to just turn up at his work place one day..and boom there it is..a year later my wish has come true..Rarrrr...

MM...i swear gf you are a walking, talking....leo magnetic device. Dame how hot was he again? How long did you grasp for that last breath of ectasy, did you feel the earth move? Did your legs get weak...hahaha!!

MM you are a brunette, right?

Dame leos always talking about sex..whats up wit that? And scorp males are always thinking about sex..😉

MM...your new name is leomorals

hehehe

Nil....*waves thong*

whats poppin hottie, how is that lion of yours keeping you tamed or untamed..😉





speaking of hot cats !!!! LOVAGE BABY ! i neva catch up to ur ass on these boards lately ! probably cuz ur always steps ahead of us... mwah !...ALWAYS A STEP AHEAD....ALWAYS BABY!!! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN..

phone sex huh ? ya i bet u have that sexy lioness roar too... ;P

yAY!! I definitely have a phone sex voice..sultry/sexy/alluring and dont get me to start moaning/screaming over thee phone...thank god i was blessed with some strong lungs..😛

MM..loves her leo males, i hope she does trap one in the corner one day....poor mate will be peeing in his pants with a hard on

LOL @ leomorals..or how about moraleo...lol..that sounds kinda cwool actually...
Oh he was very hot..I remember when he sent me this picture of him..Standing against a pool table, drinking orange juice (he's very healthy with his gym and working out etc) with his shades on his head and his man bag across his chest...good lord..I nearly fell off me chair!!!..My heart just started pumping blood all around my body..Now only a leo or taurus can achieve that..Oh boy...and he had this constant pout in all his pictures..Damn!!!!!!!!!!!! those lips....

::fans self::

And remember that estate agent? god he was hot as well...I always find the bloody married ones...wankers..

Yep brunette for all my sins..but I do go through periods where I'll have some wicked highlights and stuff...depending on season..lol..love the brunettes...shexy baby..

naked and typing...gotta luv it!! i hope the neighbors are enjoying it..hahahahaha!!

yeh, i knew your hot ass isnt tamed, you have the whips so who's taming who..😉

For 2009/2010... we all will be invited to MM leo wedding, what a feist that will be

You can bet your arse you will be the guest of honour Choco...
😉

Sigh....wedding bells wedding bells...Posh and Becks move over..there will be new royality in town 😛

Ni..I am sucker for danger too..that's why I like Aries & Leos..so daring and out there...Taurus well I haven't encountered too many in all honesty..but the ones I have met have been pretty romantic and outdoorsy..which I like..I know a lot of them can be extreme homebodies..which I don't mind..I can be a hermit myself at times...Taurus I would settle down with, Leo I could have a lot of fun with..and some are worth settling down with..hell I was with one for long enough..they do calm down as they get older though..must admit..

freaking scorps always gotta be first, eh (moraleo)..gotta luv it baby!

He sounds yummy...sexy and hot! Is he tall—? I bet you wanted to drink that OJ from his lips didnt ya? hahaa. Nothing like nice lips on a man...makes you want to eat and lick him up to lil pieces.

Taurus men are hot. I would definitely take another one if one falls into my lap. They have nice eyes too, so much softness and strength when you look close enough.

Have you heard from the real estate agent?

Brunetts are some shexy biatchs..is your hair long? Yeh the right highlights can do wonders for your hair, it will even make a woman stop in her tracks and say dame...girl i love your hair!!..thank u i love it too..🙂

Posted by lovage
MM...thats a good phone sex list, i should be a phone sex operator...that would rock!!!

Oh that's easy...

*Me in my deep, buttery late night voice*

Me: What ya wearing, baby?
Person: Nothing. You?
Me: Just ice cream, baby. Just ice cream.

And let the dirty talk ENSUE! lol

i need to sense danger to get excited.

I concur!!...

My ex taurus has a cap moon..wooohoo!! them some mofos for show! He could never understand me,,he would say i can never read you...i say good thats the way i like it..(6yrs i did my time with him)

You can bet your arse you will be the guest of honour Choco...


Sigh....wedding bells wedding bells...Posh and Becks move over..there will be new royality in town


Sweet, and i shall come with a scorp on my arm, hopefully he wont be to drunk..😉

VirgoHero

Oh that's easy...

*Me in my deep, buttery late night voice*

Me: What ya wearing, baby?
Person: Nothing. You?
Me: Just ice cream, baby. Just ice cream.

And let the dirty talk ENSUE! lol


Buttery, eh? How buttery? Just how good are you?

Was a cherry on top of that ice cream? Or just plain vanilla..

nil..

watch that virgohero...he's a sly one.

Teaser he is...he likes to make the girl panties wet..😉 i think he had the butter on his lips so things can slip in easily...and they dont cum out.

thx nil, luv u back girlie. Im just a blunt person, i call it as i see it or smell it.

me no moderator, maybe they like me for some reason...poor souls!!

Posted by lovage

Just how good are you?

*Confident shrug* 🙂
It only really happened if they were out of town on work or what not.
By sign...

The Capricon - Enjoyed it
The Libra - Enjoyed it
The Virgo - Loved it
The Scorp - OMG. She couldn't get enough. If she was out of town, I got a call every night and morning lol
The Gemini - Hated it (I was totally disappointed)

Posted by nihilist
i'm out ! gotta go back to work...

peace luv & happiness

Have fun at work, dearest. *Slaps Nihi on the ass on her way out*

Gasps VH, you are such a guy! Lol

Hey Loveage (chocolatay 😉) damn looks like I missed some good stuff this afternoon! This thread has gone WAY off topic! Poor Ray!

"Ray likes butts Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Only if I like the owner

Posted by Pisces_Dream
soooooo I don't want to read 23 pages of post ....geesh

Did he find out what her sign is?

PD

She's hiding ... I'm starting to think that she may be a DXP user.

Posted by nihilist
i think ray is the sweetest & deserves the best so i am hanging in there on this one !

aa- it's up ! i will put another up soon i promise...

have a great day at school !

Awwww .... thanks. I'm touched 🙂

Posted by sarasa
Ahhhhhhhh, this thread has blown out of proportion, LOL

Ray! So, is this an online thing? I'm so lost, lol.

@Cappy: I like that singer's boobs btw, I wish I had some more😛

Yes it's an online acquaintance and she ain't getting back to me. So ...

Posted by wheelhomies
ray, you're definitely on to something here. as much as i try not to let it, someone's sign does influence my perception of them. isn't that messed up? i don't like it. so maybe not concerning myself with their sign whatsoever could help with that.

So you should do what I'm doing then ... It's fun but makes me go nuts, some times.

Posted by missmorals
Ray, shall I tell you how I have found out sun signs if I have talked to anyone online...

This is the conversation:

Him: Hi, hows it going
Me: Fine, you
Him: great. what are you up to
Me: Nothing much...what you doing online
Him: Searching for you
Me: pass me the bucket
Him: lol
Me: so lets just get this out of the way, name, occupation, location, star sign
Him: Lol...(lists all information for me)
Me: depending on answer, this is how it works:
Aries - keep talking
Taurus - keep talking
Gemini - end the conversation
Cancer - End conversation on a polite note so he doesn't commit suicide
Leo - Oh baby defo keep the conversation going
Virgo - depends if he's boring or has some life in him. If the former, delete from list, if the latter, give him a chance to prove me right 😛
Libra - Delete immediately
Scorpio - Have a bit of fun with it but ultimately I know we are too similar so end if he allows me to lol
Sagi - End the conversation
Capi - continue talking
Aqua - Continue talking because I know we'll become the best of chums
Pisces - fun to talk to but thats it...end politely

Just some tips for ya 😛

Haaaa ... that's exactly what I didn't want to happen, I know that knowing her zodiac right of the bat would change my view. So I think it's only right that I list my reactions as well ...

Aries: Change from sweet flirty tone to Hey buddy wasssup tone and keep talking until she realize that
she became a buddy and start cussing me out.
Taurus:Keep talking
Gemini:Moon walk myself back to the dating scene
Cancer:I don't know what I would do really.
Leo: Keep talking
Virgo: Keep talking
Libra: Exchanged poems with her
Scorpio:Keep talking trying to see where her "Sting" stands and her heart is.
Sagittarius: I'd ask for her birth year, place and time as well. I need the other placements to make a decision.
Capricorn: I'd ask for her birth year, place and time as well. I need the other placements to make a decision.
Aquarius: Hey!!! Buddy let's go for a beer or something!
Pisces: I'd ask for her birth year, place and time as well. I need the other placements to make a decision.

Posted by USCTaurusGal

Gasps VH, you are such a guy! Lol

Hey Loveage (chocolatay 😉) damn looks like I missed some good stuff this afternoon! This thread has gone WAY off topic! Poor Ray!

Got to love 'em! lol

You said she likes staying healthy... she may be a Virgo, or just has some Virgo in her chart. I have a Virgo rising and I love all that stuff.

Posted by xtina
You said she likes staying healthy... she may be a Virgo, or just has some Virgo in her chart. I have a Virgo rising and I love all that stuff.

Yep, Virgo's are known to be health nuts.

Posted by Rays Heart
"Ray likes butts Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Only if I like the owner

True True!

Oh Ray, I'm sorry to hear that! Hopefully she'll get back to ya soon. I'm looking into an online thing right now as well. The Scorp/Sag cuspian that I was talking about. We're planning to meet this Sat. Let's see how that goes. We both have to meet somewhere "in between" and have atleast an hour commute by Amtrak! He's taking the effort, so that's good to know. It's his first online thing too, hopefully I don't scare him away, hahahaha.....

USC...hey gf you came in to late, stick around maybe it will get Hot again..😉


Whiskey...i think you should try another girl, check online again and see what happens...keep it moving!


sarasa..good for you, you only live once so go for it. Let us know how it goes.

I have met 2 great guys online (scorps)one i prefer more than the other!! One was 1000miles away and the other 200miles away...i live for adventure!!

Thanks you guys! I'll let you know how it goes....I'm more excited than nervous, lol.

Lovage: what was teh experience like for you?

sarasa, i absoluted loved every minute. i really wasnt nervous it was more of excitement.. my whole body was tingling of anticipation and just the act of actually meeting face to face. i talked to each one for about 3-4 mos prior to the actual date, the one that lives 1000 miles away we talked and texted everyday all day long from early morning 8ish until 6am the next morning...it was crazy and he's my best friend. (our connection is solid) the other one i didnt communicate with as much but the conversations were good...they both stimulated by mind and thats what i need.

i have no regrets....i allowed my instincts to guide me and it was all good. if at any time i would have felt a weird vibe about them i wouldnt have met them. so listen to ur instincts and listen to what they tell u...u can always here the lies if u pay close attention to what is being sad...and have a good memory as well...remembering what is being exchanged between two adults can make it or break it.


when are u meeting him? how are u feeling?

Thanks for that Lovage. I'm meeting him on Saturday. We've been emailing for the past month pretty much everday and we've talked several times on the phone in the past 2 weeks. He has never met anyone from off the net before (I have on the other hand) so he said it was a little weird for him....He was the one that brought up the whole wanting to meet up (it's not so bad since we're not even 200 miles from each other). I don't mind meeting up early on, I guess he wants to see if there's any chemistry in person-'cause that would tell us if we need to continue on at all....I get a good vibe from him, atleast so far so good....so we'lll see where it goes....I'm super excited

you are very welcome sarasa, i cant wait to her the good news, u are definitely excited arent you? just by the way ur typing isnt it an awesome feeling.🙂 when i saw my friend i just jumped into his arms because i/we were so happy that our day was finally here, good times indeed. girl we even showered together every single day.

yeh face to face is what he needs and u as well, that makes a world of difference..because then u get to look into each other eyes and see what u need to see...that real connection/chemistry. good vibes will seal the deal. i think you guys are going to hit it off beautifully....let the romance blossom it will be worth it.

have u decided on what u are wearing and are u just meeting for one day or more?

and that was good that he was the one to suggest meeting up, so u already have intrigued him and his mind. and dont think he isnt going bonkers...cause i know he is.

hhaahaha Lovage. I know, I'm super duper excited to see him. I hope he goes bonkers😉 We're just gonig to hang out for a day in Philly, it's fairly new for both of us! I just hope I don't screw it up somehow, lol. But I'm sure if I just be myself, it will be fine🙂

And yeh, I picked out my outfit already. White top + Black Jeans + Teal colored earrings and bag just to add a hint of color😉 I wanted to keep it casual, so yeh....

Seems like you've had some very good experience with meeing people online. Send some tips over😉

oooh i like the colors that ur wearing...that teal will make that outfit pop.....smart girl 😉

yeh he probably is a bit nervous..

well a day u will see what u need to and take it from there...but im seriously thinking that u guys are going to hit it off...its like when u know ur less than 5min from meeting and ur heart is racing like crazy from joy and the over all excitement of that first encounter...priceless**

not to many online people just a few. i turn down alot and go with what i sense from them. i prefer face to face but i dont mind taking another route to see what is out here. u just never know where u can meet someone.

like know im on a biker site or i shall change that to i use to be...i met the scorp thats is 200 miles away but i didnt get off because of him i got off the site because the guys were fat and ugly...just yucky!!! i meet guys with motorcyles on the street so i dont it.

what about ur hair? he's going to adore u.

secrets = i cant tell ya 🙂

my secrets are my instincts...go with that and u cannot go wrong ever....always go with ur first instinct and dont doubt it...its my best friend.

I just talked to him for like 2.5 hours *blushes* tee heeee😄

My instincts so far say that he's a simple, decent, and genuine guy. Of course he's a cutie too. But most importantly he's serious about the whole online thing. You know, some people are too laid back about it. And then others are just creeps. Him, he's serious about taking the effort to know me in person but not to the point where "oh, let's get married in a few months"....INfact, he was the one that brought up the whole meeting bit. Not once, but twice. And guess what, I can see that he's starting to talk more....he's getting more comfy than what he was like the first couple of times. So, that's always good. He said he may call tomm. He usually asks if it's OK to call beforehand 🙂 I'm like, JUST CALL, hahahahahaha....well not that way....but I told him today that he should feel free to call me whenever he felt like it and that he didn't need to let me know before-hand. I hope he gets comfy soon, I like him when he's at ease🙂

awwww how cute the both of u are an very considerate towards each other....he seems genuine and respectful..*a plus* when they respect u..it goes along way.

dame he wanted to meet twice already, eh? girl u must be driving this man crazy...thats why he is pushing to meet, he feels a connection in some sorta way. he is probably thinking if shes this way over the phone i can only imagine what shes like in person. i think u might have met a really good person. yeh no need to rush things as marriage, just communicate with each other and start off as good friends and let nature takes its course. and plus he will want to lead anyway 😉

i hope when u meet sparks fly like crazy and the both of u can spend some quality time to embrace what has happened here. if this is his first online date, he's wishing for things to go smoothly and that u are the same person he has been talking to...a sweet young lady that he is attracted to.

as time gets closer he will want to talk more..he's going over everything about u..breaking it down. its like ur his main course now....enjoy it gf it can get better!

keep talking to himm