LOL - I knew the Scorps would like it....This whole situation made me think of it...lol
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Posted by AgentP911disintegrated by raw chemistry as I predicted...lolol
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?
Posted by AnomalousBullWhen I reread this it sounded negative somehow so let me try again, lol. What I meant to say was she's the offspring of a Bull and Cow.
I don't know how much this plays into the overall circumstance but she's a Full bred! :O
No pressure... ‡
Posted by Infinite8She brings out the best in him (walking 9 blocks while being electrocuted and all...LMAO), and that's what love should do...Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioIsn't that awesome?!?! I just checked, and this thread was created ONE WEEK AGO. He seemed so rigid and determined to live this lonely, boring, ugly life and within a week we all witness a miracle. The change in him - a total 180!! This thread should never be deleted.Posted by AgentP911disintegrated by raw chemistry as I predicted...lolol
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?
Let's wait for the wedding pictures.
Don't mess this up AB!!!click to expand
lol@Agent...
Posted by AgentP911She's letting me keep my list! She says it will remind me of what my life will be without her. LOL! I think she was joking but I admit it's hard to tell cause she's quick witted,
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?
Posted by AnomalousBullLOL, she is quite sexy with her quips.....Posted by AgentP911She's letting me keep my list! She says it will remind me of what my life will be without her. LOL! I think she was joking but I admit it's hard to tell cause she's quick witted,
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?click to expand
Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioPosted by AnomalousBullLOL, she is quite sexy with her quips.....Posted by AgentP911She's letting me keep my list! She says it will remind me of what my life will be without her. LOL! I think she was joking but I admit it's hard to tell cause she's quick witted,
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?click to expand
Awwww thanks... I'm banking that one!!
Ok ok ok it wasn't directed at me but I'm having it anyway ‰
Posted by AgentP911lol, its funny bc I thought of you as I was writing that....Don't get the wrong idea though! lol...Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioPosted by AnomalousBullLOL, she is quite sexy with her quips.....Posted by AgentP911She's letting me keep my list! She says it will remind me of what my life will be without her. LOL! I think she was joking but I admit it's hard to tell cause she's quick witted,
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?
Awwww thanks... I'm banking that one!!
Ok ok ok it wasn't directed at me but I'm having it anyway ‰click to expand
The universe downright slapping what you wanted in your face. Sweet.
Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioOooooooh goooooo oooooon... Let me get the wrong idea just for a few minutes... You never know... You might like it 👹Posted by AgentP911lol, its funny bc I thought of you as I was writing that....Don't get the wrong idea though! lol...Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioPosted by AnomalousBullLOL, she is quite sexy with her quips.....Posted by AgentP911She's letting me keep my list! She says it will remind me of what my life will be without her. LOL! I think she was joking but I admit it's hard to tell cause she's quick witted,
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?
Awwww thanks... I'm banking that one!!
Ok ok ok it wasn't directed at me but I'm having it anyway ‰click to expand
Posted by AgentP911When I first started talking with P911 I felt drawn to her but in the end I chalked it up to what I experience with pretty much every Scorpio female when I let myself be interested and care. P911 is a great gal even if shes a bitch to me at times but I know it's cause she means well. 😛Posted by Infinite8Ha ha perhaps in another life or dimension. I'm certainly fond of AB even if he is an anally retentive ginger twat, and we have exchanged interesting messages so I'd say he's probably had my boot up his arse or at least a slightly different perspective on a few things. You'd have to ask him though! If I'd have known him last November I'd have definitely driven down to his neck of the woods for a beer and dinner with paper plates and plastic cutlery... ŽPosted by AgentP911It's SOOOOO funny that you say that because there have been several moments where I thought to myself that you and AB would be a good match (more for him than for you actually). I just thought you HAVE what he needs. Plus you are both into this whole background checking thing in your careers.
She's not exactly like me in every sense... Says AB
Yeah, she doesn't have a dick but it looks like she has some fucking balls!!
Good for her!
And that Taurus girl seems very much like you! So... My thoughts are with you on this!!
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As far as Scorpios go I make exceptions here and there. I'm biased against Scorpios in general though due to my father as I have daddy issues. LOL. But she's a good one! BTW the great thing about paper bowls, plates and plastic cutlery is that when you are done, it goes into the trash and there's no need to fuss with dishes. Win all around. 😉
Posted by TheatrumLOL, I feel like we are all the fingers on the hand of the Universe as it slaps him....Agent is more like brass knuckles though....HAHAHAHAH
The universe downright slapping what you wanted in your face. Sweet.
this thread is like his vision board. I'm having trouble even accepting that this has happened....
Posted by AnomalousBullI thought I was special ¢Posted by AgentP911When I first started talking with P911 I felt drawn to her but in the end I chalked it up to what I experience with pretty much every Scorpio female when I let myself be interested and care. P911 is a great gal even if shes a bitch to me at times but I know it's cause she means well. 😛Posted by Infinite8Ha ha perhaps in another life or dimension. I'm certainly fond of AB even if he is an anally retentive ginger twat, and we have exchanged interesting messages so I'd say he's probably had my boot up his arse or at least a slightly different perspective on a few things. You'd have to ask him though! If I'd have known him last November I'd have definitely driven down to his neck of the woods for a beer and dinner with paper plates and plastic cutlery... ŽPosted by AgentP911It's SOOOOO funny that you say that because there have been several moments where I thought to myself that you and AB would be a good match (more for him than for you actually). I just thought you HAVE what he needs. Plus you are both into this whole background checking thing in your careers.
She's not exactly like me in every sense... Says AB
Yeah, she doesn't have a dick but it looks like she has some fucking balls!!
Good for her!
And that Taurus girl seems very much like you! So... My thoughts are with you on this!!
As far as Scorpios go I make exceptions here and there. I'm biased against Scorpios in general though due to my father as I have daddy issues. LOL. But she's a good one! BTW the great thing about paper bowls, plates and plastic cutlery is that when you are done, it goes into the trash and there's no need to fuss with dishes. Win all around. 😉click to expand
Not licky window special!! œ
Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioGold plated knuckle duster studded with pure cut diamonds placed in a velvet glove... This girl has style...Posted by TheatrumLOL, I feel like we are all the fingers on the hand of the Universe as it slaps him....Agent is more like brass knuckles though....HAHAHAHAH
The universe downright slapping what you wanted in your face. Sweet.
this thread is like his vision board. I'm having trouble even accepting that this has happened....click to expand
Yes it truly is fascinating when you stop and think about it. Calling out your soulmate in a thread should become the new cool thing.
Posted by AnomalousBullScorp dad? Me too. Mine was awesome though. Scorps have so much to teach every bull about passion, chemistry, feeling, real intimacy and, of course, sex....My experience has completely changed my perspective on all of these things....my perspective in this thread comes entirely from that experience.
As far as Scorpios go I make exceptions here and there. I'm biased against Scorpios in general though due to my father as I have daddy issues. LOL. But she's a good one! BTW the great thing about paper bowls, plates and plastic cutlery is that when you are done, it goes into the trash and there's no need to fuss with dishes. Win all around. 😉
Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioMy father was a great all American kid when he was young or so I've been told by his sister. After he served in Vietnam and came back he was very different. Maybe he lost his way, I don't know. He was a Alcoholic and mega pothead. he never got violent as a drinker but he was brutal, mean spirited, and a racist in general. Couldn't go anywhere with him in public as he'd flip people off or call Asians "G**k's" and Black people the N word. Hell he taught me how to operate a Firearm before I learned how to ride a Bicycle. He was so negative and I'll never forget this but when I was a child I asked him how I came to be and he told me "Son you are the result of a pub encounter gone awry" and then told me if he had a choice I'd have been aborted. LOL!Posted by AnomalousBullScorp dad? Me too. Mine was awesome though. Scorps have so much to teach every bull about passion, chemistry, feeling, real intimacy and, of course, sex....My experience has completely changed my perspective on all of these things....my perspective in this thread comes entirely from that experience.
As far as Scorpios go I make exceptions here and there. I'm biased against Scorpios in general though due to my father as I have daddy issues. LOL. But she's a good one! BTW the great thing about paper bowls, plates and plastic cutlery is that when you are done, it goes into the trash and there's no need to fuss with dishes. Win all around. 😉click to expand
I can laugh about it now cause I don't think much of that piece of shit but at the time it really struck a nerve with me. When I turned 18, he had his bags packed and was out the door having done his parental duties. If anything he was Honorable and didn't run from his responsibilities just like the Corps taught him. But as a parent and a person he fucking sucked.
Posted by AnomalousBullI laugh about a lot of painful stuff like this from my childhood too. But it really is horrible and so damaging....I'm sorry you experienced that.
was so negative and I'll never forget this but when I was a child I asked him how I came to be and he told me "Son you are the result of a pub encounter gone awry" and then told me if he had a choice I'd have been aborted. LOL!
Posted by Infinite8LOL...this is AB's wedding thread, and some of the bridesmaids are getting frisky....The bulls and bullettes are even giving each other suggestive looks.....hahahahah!Posted by AgentP911😆 Hahahahahaha.... Agent in heat!Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioOooooooh goooooo oooooon... Let me get the wrong idea just for a few minutes... You never know... You might like it 👹Posted by AgentP911lol, its funny bc I thought of you as I was writing that....Don't get the wrong idea though! lol...Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioPosted by AnomalousBullLOL, she is quite sexy with her quips.....Posted by AgentP911She's letting me keep my list! She says it will remind me of what my life will be without her. LOL! I think she was joking but I admit it's hard to tell cause she's quick witted,
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?
Awwww thanks... I'm banking that one!!
Ok ok ok it wasn't directed at me but I'm having it anyway ‰click to expand
Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioMe too.Posted by AnomalousBullI laugh about a lot of painful stuff like this from my childhood too. But it really is horrible and so damaging....I'm sorry you experienced that.
was so negative and I'll never forget this but when I was a child I asked him how I came to be and he told me "Son you are the result of a pub encounter gone awry" and then told me if he had a choice I'd have been aborted. LOL!
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Ironically it was a Asian doctor who encouraged my mother to keep me. Doctor Wong.
My mother had also been an Alcoholic at the time and I was to be her fifth kid, she was already in her mid thirties and had heard children born that late might have learning disabilities etc. Of course my father telling her to abort me didn't help either. But it was Doctor Wong who encouraged my existence and for that I will always be grateful to him. Even my moms regular Doctor advised her to abort me. Doc Wong truly saved me.
For the record, the moment my mom found out about me and decided to keep me she stopped drinking. She hasn't taken a sip since. Although she does smoke like a chimney as it relieves her stress or so she says. lol.
Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioI blame the 1:30pm appointment I had today with the young physio... I lent him a DVD... My cunning plan has been put into action...Posted by Infinite8LOL...this is AB's wedding thread, and some of the bridesmaids are getting frisky....The bulls and bullettes are even giving each other suggestive looks.....hahahahah!Posted by AgentP911😆 Hahahahahaha.... Agent in heat!Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioOooooooh goooooo oooooon... Let me get the wrong idea just for a few minutes... You never know... You might like it 👹Posted by AgentP911lol, its funny bc I thought of you as I was writing that....Don't get the wrong idea though! lol...Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioPosted by AnomalousBullLOL, she is quite sexy with her quips.....Posted by AgentP911She's letting me keep my list! She says it will remind me of what my life will be without her. LOL! I think she was joking but I admit it's hard to tell cause she's quick witted,
How's that check list of 1333 working out for ya now?
Awwww thanks... I'm banking that one!!
Ok ok ok it wasn't directed at me but I'm having it anyway ‰click to expand
Posted by AnomalousBullAwwww three cheers for Dr Wong!!Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioMe too.Posted by AnomalousBullI laugh about a lot of painful stuff like this from my childhood too. But it really is horrible and so damaging....I'm sorry you experienced that.
was so negative and I'll never forget this but when I was a child I asked him how I came to be and he told me "Son you are the result of a pub encounter gone awry" and then told me if he had a choice I'd have been aborted. LOL!
Ironically it was a Asian doctor who encouraged my mother to keep me. Doctor Wong.
My mother had also been an Alcoholic at the time and I was to be her fifth kid, she was already in her mid thirties and had heard children born that late might have learning disabilities etc. Of course my father telling her to abort me didn't help either. But it was Doctor Wong who encouraged my existence and for that I will always be grateful to him. Even my moms regular Doctor advised her to abort me. Doc Wong truly saved me.click to expand
You aren't so bad I8. 🙂
Posted by busyeyes88Both her parents are Taurus! lolPosted by AnomalousBullWhat does this mean?
I don't know how much this plays into the overall circumstance but she's a Full bred! :Oclick to expand
Posted by AnomalousBullI bet you didn't have that one on your check list!!Posted by busyeyes88Both her parents are Taurus! lolPosted by AnomalousBullWhat does this mean?
I don't know how much this plays into the overall circumstance but she's a Full bred! :Oclick to expand
Number 956 - both parents MUST be Taurus
No I didn't. I was amazed, actually. I don't think I have ever known anybody whose parents were the same sign as them. It boggles my mind that 24 hours ago I was more or less in a holding pattern and now I'm contemplating a real future with a Cow whose family is Taurus, well except for her younger brother, he's Libra.
Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioi hope you like it. (no pressure on my taste levels then!) it has stayed with me all these years which i think is always a good sign.
jeane - just ordered it...
Posted by AnomalousBullWelllllll I didn't know it was you since you somehow disguised your caller i.d and had it display my parents number. Smooth move Bovine smooth move. I tried calling your phone earlier but it goes straight to voicemail..... I'm thinking steak & lobster for dinner with a little dancing and possibly you singing to me like you used to. It's only fair since you hurt me and all. =P
Blue was essentially defending no way in and while I do appreciate a Public lambasting as much as the next guy I had certain things which could only be said in a more personal situation and thus I tracked down her phone number like a typical stalker would and phoned her. As I explained to her I couldn't change the past and I did treat her poorly and unfairly at the time. I'm not going to get into the more private stuff, but we talked on the phone until her's died. I offered to take her out when she comes back to town for a visit and treat her as she deserves to be treated.
She's still thinking it over, I mean she's going to be up here for her parents anniversary so i figured why not step up to the plate. Of course getting rid of my list will be difficult for me, but she easily excels most of it which is a plus. Worst that can happen is that she murders me with a steak knife, right? lmao
You will have to cut your hair but you better not shave off that beard cause it's sexy as hell =)
Posted by BlueandGoldYes ma'am! 😄
You will have to cut your hair but you better not shave off that beard cause it's sexy as hell =)
Sorry for the phone issue, had mine turned off as it charged but it's back on now if you want to like, I don't connect or something. It's entirely up to...
Just a bit of bragging, It was a smooth move, I figured if you saw mom and dad calling you would have to pick it up and thus stop ignoring me. 😉
It didn't take that long to figure out your parent's information or to get your own, but then I'm pretty talented. *Toots horn*
BTW nobody's called me Bovine since I left the old neighborhood!
As for the dinner date, no problem. As a Bull I don't have problems with going all out, you want it fancy, or Bull fancy? Cause you know if you want the perfect night I can totally arrange that for you. I look pretty damn good in tails, too 😉
I haven't played with instruments for a long time, don't even sing anymore. But I would sing before dancing, lmao!
I haven't played with instruments for a long time, don't even sing anymore. But I would sing before dancing, lmao!
Posted by AnomalousBullTrust me your dancing and it will be nice and slow hehe
As for the dinner date, no problem. As a Bull I don't have problems with going all out, you want it fancy, or Bull fancy? Cause you know if you want the perfect night I can totally arrange that for you. I look pretty damn good in tails, too 😉
I haven't played with instruments for a long time, don't even sing anymore. But I would sing before dancing, lmao!
Posted by Infinite8I'm gathering that. Good thing for AB I have lots of experience with virgo moon as my dad is one and my parents have been married for 33 years next month. So there's lots of hope for him if he plays his cards right =0)Posted by AnomalousBullHahahahaha... Neither are you!! Thank you Blue!!! You just saved a soul!!
You aren't so bad I8. 🙂click to expand
Right!! That's it!! I'm making my OWN wish thread!!
I wish... Errrrrr... I dunno...
Oh bollocks... And it started so well...
Story of my life!! ”
I wish... Errrrrr... I dunno...
Oh bollocks... And it started so well...
Story of my life!! ”
Posted by BlueandGold:SPosted by AnomalousBullTrust me your dancing and it will be nice and slow hehe
As for the dinner date, no problem. As a Bull I don't have problems with going all out, you want it fancy, or Bull fancy? Cause you know if you want the perfect night I can totally arrange that for you. I look pretty damn good in tails, too 😉
I haven't played with instruments for a long time, don't even sing anymore. But I would sing before dancing, lmao!
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Fine, I will slow dance but only for you.
Making me jealous too. Good luck to the both of you. Taurus and Taurus are compatible always able to pick up where they left off years later. O let the fun times roll.. bye and best wishes. This retrograde is working..
Should I also play that song that was playing when I found you that night face down in the planter? 😉
Posted by AnomalousBullUmmm no! That was such a creepy song and if you play it when I'm with you. Let's just say you will be hurting a chance at something special........So don't ruin a good thing. =P
Should I also play that song that was playing when I found you that night face down in the planter? 😉
Someones calling me. I wonder who it could be—?? Maybe another man? =O haha
Ha! I've created my FIRST ever topic on dxp...
My wish list! I've entered nothing in it and I'm now going to bed as its 01:30 here so I expect to wake up and it be filled with all sorts of ridiculous crap by you lot!!
My wish list! I've entered nothing in it and I'm now going to bed as its 01:30 here so I expect to wake up and it be filled with all sorts of ridiculous crap by you lot!!
I've read a few of his previous posts and all I can say is typical virgo moon haha.James and my dad would get along really well since they both have a love for animal analogies like 'full bred' I mean what am I livestock? I am thankful that he found this website and is surrounded by good people instead of his old crew like that vomit character or that grandpa they all used to hang out with who drove the hippie van. I always thought he could do way better in terms of friends.
For the record this is my old pal Vomit wearing his beloved Johnny The Homicidal Maniac shirt.. Just in case anyone was imagining a toilet bowl of puke. LOL.
We called him Vomit cause he could Projectile Vomit on command!
We called him Vomit cause he could Projectile Vomit on command!
Ok I'm coming in sooo late. I gave up on this thread cause AB was being so 'bullish' 10 pages LATER and wth just happened here? LOL how did this even happen?
A cow from the past tracks him down through dxp, holding onto love from when she was just a wee young heifer, (on his Cow Version of Me-Soulmate thread no less) challenges him and throws him to the ground by his horns when he tries to throw bull her way!! One phone call later and we find Ferdinand the Bull, tip toeing through the fields, hooves floating above the ground, smelling the flowers! Even expressing kindness towards not one but TWO female scorpios, although he still may have called M a twat, tsk tsk ...ladies and gentlemen, a miracle has happened and once again I just need to state my love for the female taurus, I bow down, you are my heros (heroines)
This was a great read. Loved it!
Cheers to you Blue and AB. Enjoy your upcoming evening together ƒ
A cow from the past tracks him down through dxp, holding onto love from when she was just a wee young heifer, (on his Cow Version of Me-Soulmate thread no less) challenges him and throws him to the ground by his horns when he tries to throw bull her way!! One phone call later and we find Ferdinand the Bull, tip toeing through the fields, hooves floating above the ground, smelling the flowers! Even expressing kindness towards not one but TWO female scorpios, although he still may have called M a twat, tsk tsk ...ladies and gentlemen, a miracle has happened and once again I just need to state my love for the female taurus, I bow down, you are my heros (heroines)
This was a great read. Loved it!
Cheers to you Blue and AB. Enjoy your upcoming evening together ƒ
This is the song Blue finds creepy. lol.
Posted by LovableAB still has a lot of really rough edges about him and those aren't going to be ironed out anytime soon. All I did was switch things up by interacting with him and coaxing him out of his sad little virgo lunar cave giving him another option. It does help that we have history together I think this is the only reason he's perked up as fast as he has but make no mistake he's got a long road toward being truly normal. I'm learning a lot about AB for instance he hates big blocks of text and likes things to be spread out and uniform so from now on when we're texting or typing I will be catering to his preferences.
Ok I'm coming in sooo late. I gave up on this thread cause AB was being so 'bullish' 10 pages LATER and wth just happened here? LOL how did this even happen?
A cow from the past tracks him down through dxp, holding onto love from when she was just a wee young heifer, (on his Cow Version of Me-Soulmate thread no less) challenges him and throws him to the ground by his horns when he tries to throw bull her way!! One phone call later and we find Ferdinand the Bull, tip toeing through the fields, hooves floating above the ground, smelling the flowers! Even expressing kindness towards not one but TWO female scorpios, although he still may have called M a twat, tsk tsk ...ladies and gentlemen, a miracle has happened and once again I just need to state my love for the female taurus, I bow down, you are my heros (heroines)
This was a great read. Loved it!
Cheers to you Blue and AB. Enjoy your upcoming evening together ƒ
Virgo moons have a tendency to become complacent putting up lots of barriers and the trick is to get them not to do that and if it means holding they're hand in order to guide them then so be it. AB is a really great guy under the surface and has a lot of potential however his virgo moon is so strong that it cancels out a lot of what makes him a bull which is why he seems different from the rest of us at times. He's very much a work in progress like all of us. =)
Posted by AnomalousBullIt's not the song itself but the actual lyrics which creep me out. I didn't care for it back then and I still don't. Now that song you have playing on your voicemail I like.
This is the song Blue finds creepy. lol.
It's called "Sitting In The Park" by Billy Stewart
Posted by LentoBull91So what else is on your criteria?
Wow agent I know your post wasn't intended towards me but I really liked your post sounds pretty ideal to me if I could find someone with that type of mentality I'd be set.But every guy has his taste or preferences to what they find ideal.I'm also the same way when it comes to getting involved with someone who already has a kid I just can't picture myself being with someone who has a child already. Most girls that fall in my "criteria" that I meet usually have a kid already which I just can't look past no matter how much I want to.
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