On Being Guarded (Page 2)

Nope, tuna free zone today. Maudlin and sad sack deserves bangin' music and Ben & Jerry's. It's in the Taurus Handbook. Article 7, Subsection A, paragraph 5. It's even highlighted for your convenience.

see venus, if you don't keep your standards up, he'll end up putting boogies in your hair and as i said at the start...those aren't chocolate chips!!!!

HA. *twisting and wiping it back on AA's trousers*

LOLOL Ahhh well, the facade would have worn thin, believe me. I like people that are real.

he's really only 5'2. he doesn't know how to do metric conversions.

Well, well, that must be fairy dust I saw float by. An extremely tall bucky arsed nekkid Brit baking just for me! Whooohooooo!!!! WISH GRANTED! BOOM BABY!

DO wear an apron frying bacon, don't want the necessary parts injured in any way. 😉

lol!

and wait! prince charming is hen-pecked? lord, does he breast feed the kids too?

LOL Goodness, there's a picture. A house boy, what a delicious thought.

LOL And the gauntlet is thrown. 😄

she's gonna have you shovelin cow pies in a minute.

don't get it twisted. venus needs paul bunyan, not prince charming.

Yeh, can you chop firewood, come in all sweaty and toss me over your shoulder and haul me to the bedroom? I'll play innocent maid and shriek and protest a bit. 😄

Alright! Play games! LOL Typical, flash the goods and disappear.

see, his balls were dirty this entire time.

ROFLMAO

it's about that time anyway.

venus, have a good tomorrow....today

Yep, time for me to get off my buns and shower myself to boogy on to the restaurant and make with the breakfast. Have a good day. 🙂

wow, good luck with that. i might be able to finish clicking the mouse over here for a bit before i pass out but doubt it.

nite.

😄