
.......apparently.



Posted by LibraMudraAnd to think you tortured yourself for 5.5 years for nothing. You just needed to learn the reverse cowgirl.
Lol

Posted by LibraMudraBut what about the laws of physics, dude? GRAVITY FTW. Btw, don't forget to name your kid JED, after a real winner (he won the grand prize after all, aka me).Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowLmao. Fuck off.Posted by LibraMudraAnd to think you tortured yourself for 5.5 years for nothing. You just needed to learn the reverse cowgirl.
Lol
Oh that was fuckin terrible. Lol my bad, it's not one of my best.
I'll be with child sooner than I plan from reverse cowgirl, I am sure. Condoms really aren't cutting it.click to expand


Posted by DreamyboyNah, I'll just squirt on Jed's forehead. He's got a big forehead. Can't get pregnant via the sphincter either.
It's true guys I always do it raw and I have no kids. To have a 100% better chance, pull out while she's on top and squirt on her butt cheek or something


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