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I met up with a few buddies earlier in the day we were smoking w**d, I started to feel good and happy. I met my girl later and she looked flaming hot in a red dress and red heels. I was already horny so I got on one knee and proposed, no ring just a promise to get a ring. And I meant it . I also was fed up and needed physical connection with my girl. So we went back home and had straight up unprotected sex.. annnnd it was goooood it felt goooood and when I finished it was tranquility(aka GOOOOD) .. I can’t explain it, and the amount can not be in anyway normal the 3 month build up, I mean it felt like I exploded and that weird sound camels make, I was making it, I tried to stop. I’m pretty sure she might be pregnant after tonight. I’m really trying not to be graphic with the details but it was an extreme ending for me. Yes! it was that good and so much that for lack of better words - let’s just say

“I shot the club up”.

Afterward She laid next to me as I start to drift off to sleep with that soft booty next to me she turns gives me a kiss. She says in her soft voice “I’m so happy, I love you baby so much I held off and you remained patient, I gave you a hall pass and you didn’t use it, how did I get so lucky. She then says “You looked so good in your suite earlier I would have broken my rule for tonight baby, I smiled and said you would have? How so. She replied again “yes baby you was looking fine, I’ve been drinking wine thinking about you all day baby.

And there you have it. I Fucking proposed and she said I do. When I didn’t have too to get some motherfucking shit bitch sex. My high is gone. I cam. no stress. But anxiety is building up. Don’t get it wrong I feel I made a right decision but at the wrong time and for the wrong reason.
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So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
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Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

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What’s funny

How much for a ticket on this train wreck?

Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worst

Y'all play too much tho.
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Who’s playing I’m being honest this has happened and I’m feeling bad about it now
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So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
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Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
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Posted by SuperSize9
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So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
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That’s the spirit!!
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Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*

Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel

And then my eyes caught "shot the club up"
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What you want me say didn’t want say I ........ in her wanted to be detail but I’m respectful
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Posted by saggurl88
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by SuperSize9
Posted by saggurl88

So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

Or will we be married and happy by Christmas

That’s the spirit!!
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The Christmas spirit
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by SuperSize9
Posted by saggurl88

So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

Or will we be married and happy by Christmas

That’s the spirit!!

The Christmas spirit
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Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
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Posted by saggurl88
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by SuperSize9
Posted by saggurl88

So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

Or will we be married and happy by Christmas

That’s the spirit!!

The Christmas spirit

Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
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That’s called a STD
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by SuperSize9
Posted by saggurl88

So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

Or will we be married and happy by Christmas

That’s the spirit!!

The Christmas spirit

Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻

That’s called a STD
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You telling us all you had STDs in your past?

Which ones? 🧐
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Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*

Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel

I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
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Dude, stop bullshitting.

There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by SuperSize9
Posted by saggurl88

So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

Or will we be married and happy by Christmas

That’s the spirit!!

The Christmas spirit

Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻

That’s called a STD

You telling us all you had STDs in your past?

Which ones? 🧐
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I was 17 she was 22 night school student we bumped into each other on the bus had sex same day. Lesson learned condoms don’t protect you from crabs smh

I can’t believe I’m telling you this
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by SuperSize9
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by SuperSize9
Posted by saggurl88

So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

Or will we be married and happy by Christmas

That’s the spirit!!

The Christmas spirit

Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻

That’s called a STD

You telling us all you had STDs in your past?

Which ones? 🧐

I was 17 she was 22 night school student we bumped into each other on the bus had sex same day. Lesson learned condoms don’t protect you from crabs smh

I can’t believe I’m telling you this
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Lol. 🤣🤣🤣😂😅

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Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*

Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel

I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers

Dude, stop bullshitting.

There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
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What are you mad about?

To be honest it’s 95% real FYI
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by SuperSize9
Posted by saggurl88

So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?

Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎

You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.

Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.

We will be waiting.

You’ll have more dreams.

Will the hall pass still be valid?



On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”

Or will we be married and happy by Christmas

That’s the spirit!!

The Christmas spirit

Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻

That’s called a STD

You telling us all you had STDs in your past?

Which ones? 🧐

I was 17 she was 22 night school student we bumped into each other on the bus had sex same day. Lesson learned condoms don’t protect you from crabs smh

I can’t believe I’m telling you this

Lol. 🤣🤣🤣😂😅
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Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*

Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel

I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers

Dude, stop bullshitting.

There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.

What are you mad about?

To be honest it’s 95% real FYI
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What 5% is fake?



Please don’t say the 🦀 story!! 😢😭😭😭😭
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Posted by Nadiakalidescope

Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*

Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel

I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers

Dude, stop bullshitting.

There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.

What are you mad about?

To be honest it’s 95% real FYI

What 5% is fake?



Please don’t say the 🦀 story!! 😢😭😭😭😭
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Unfortunately it’s not that one.



I wasn’t high I was coherent
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Posted by SuperSize9
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Posted by Nadiakalidescope

Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*

Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel

I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers

Dude, stop bullshitting.

There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.

What are you mad about?

To be honest it’s 95% real FYI
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There’s maybe 5% reality hidden in there.
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What’s funny

How much for a ticket on this train wreck?

Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worst

Y'all play too much tho.

Who’s playing I’m being honest this has happened and I’m feeling bad about it now
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The games y'all playing with each other.
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