@SuperSize9
6 Years500+ Posts
I read this and than I passed the phone to my husband... we busted up laughing together
😂💦🐫
Tell him to be honest he’s made the camel sound to before
I told him your situation and he said you fcked up getting on one knee just for the kitty, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons.
Taking on the role of a husband is huge.
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It wasn’t just for that, I planned on proposing in 2 weeks I just bumped it up because of a red dress and red heels.
All I want to know is if your friend you had the gay dream about was one of the buddies you smoked with before you dicked down your girl.
Most explosive orgasm of your life and you were just kicking it with him. Coincidence? I think not 😏
No he wasn’t there after the dream like that we can no longer be friends
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No longer friends, only lovers
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
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Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
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Ugh! You just gave my ankle a headache!
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.
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How long have you been married?
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.
How long have you been married?
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Longer than you.
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.
How long have you been married?
Longer than you.
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I highly doubt you are a married women.
Or Man
Or women who identifies as a man
Or man who identifies as a women
Or just living alternative life style .
I hope I covered it all.
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.
How long have you been married?
Longer than you.
I highly doubt you are a married women.
Or Man
Or women who identifies as a man
Or man who identifies as a women
Or just living alternative life style .
I hope I covered it all.
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Dude if you mean it then you mean it. You sound like you question your motive of your timing of popping the question but again not about actually popping the question. Your already sold on her and your step daughter. It was a matter of when.
Your being to hard on yourself. Stop doubting yourself. Ya marriage is a serious life changing event. It's ok to feel nervous and anxious about it until you fully accept it and give it your all.
Nice suit and a red dress and heels sounds like quite a sight. I hope someone snapped a great picture of you both together to help preserve the memory of the night and the beginning of a awesome new chapter in your life.
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It’s her daughter after we marry I plan on adopting her as my own Sherlock smh