SuperSize9
@SuperSize9
5 Years500+ Posts
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Posted by La_MariposaPosted by SuperSize9Posted by La_Mariposa
I read this and than I passed the phone to my husband... we busted up laughing together
😂💦🐫
Tell him to be honest he’s made the camel sound to before
I told him your situation and he said you fcked up getting on one knee just for the kitty, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons.
Taking on the role of a husband is huge.click to expand

Posted by SuperSize9Posted by LadyNeptune
All I want to know is if your friend you had the gay dream about was one of the buddies you smoked with before you dicked down your girl.
Most explosive orgasm of your life and you were just kicking it with him. Coincidence? I think not 😏
No he wasn’t there after the dream like that we can no longer be friendsclick to expand

Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Onigen
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.click to expand

Posted by SuperSize9Posted by Onigen
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.click to expand
Posted by OnigenPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Onigen
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.click to expand

Posted by SuperSize9Posted by OnigenPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Onigen
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.
How long have you been married?click to expand
Posted by OnigenPosted by SuperSize9Posted by OnigenPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Onigen
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.
How long have you been married?
Longer than you.click to expand

Posted by SuperSize9Posted by OnigenPosted by SuperSize9Posted by OnigenPosted by SuperSize9Posted by Onigen
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
Your interpretation of happy moment and my interpretation of of it are two different things. I was very happy but like all men cold feet syndrome set in.
Boy bye! Dontcha go blaming your flaky bullshit on all men. Not all men get cold feet. There are men out here who know what they want and mean it. Not all men shrink away like little dicks once they commit. You sir need to come up with better stories.
How long have you been married?
Longer than you.
I highly doubt you are a married women.
Or Man
Or women who identifies as a man
Or man who identifies as a women
Or just living alternative life style .
I hope I covered it all.click to expand
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It’s her daughter after we marry I plan on adopting her as my own Sherlock smh