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Proposing because you're horny isn't the best reason to marry someone

This also adds weight to my friend's theory that *men will do anything or say anything to get sex*

OP...get your lady friend to take a pregnancy test asap and decide what you will do in either circumstance. Stock up on condoms...

... And don't smoke weed.
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....And don't make camel noises when having sex
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Proposing because you're horny isn't the best reason to marry someone

This also adds weight to my friend's theory that *men will do anything or say anything to get sex*

OP...get your lady friend to take a pregnancy test asap and decide what you will do in either circumstance. Stock up on condoms...

... And don't smoke weed.

....And don't make camel noises when having sex
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It wasn’t on purpose
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Proposing because you're horny isn't the best reason to marry someone

This also adds weight to my friend's theory that *men will do anything or say anything to get sex*

OP...get your lady friend to take a pregnancy test asap and decide what you will do in either circumstance. Stock up on condoms...

... And don't smoke weed.
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I may have been slightly under the influence of grey goose just a tiny widdle bite.

But they say a drunken tongue speaks a sober mind.
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Proposing because you're horny isn't the best reason to marry someone

This also adds weight to my friend's theory that *men will do anything or say anything to get sex*

OP...get your lady friend to take a pregnancy test asap and decide what you will do in either circumstance. Stock up on condoms...

I didn’t propose just for a piece of the cookie in the cookie jar. That may have been a little motivation but 2 years into a relationship and a possible beautiful little step daughter I’m all in for it. I don’t see me going anywhere and If she is Prego I wouldn’t be too upset.
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Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*

Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel

I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers

Dude, stop bullshitting.

There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.

What are you mad about?

To be honest it’s 95% real FYI

There’s maybe 5% reality hidden in there.
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You must be a full time cheese slicer
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Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*

Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel

And then my eyes caught "shot the club up"

To make it worst, a club in Orlando Florida was actually shot up lol
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I was referring to ejaculating inside her
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Proposing because you're horny isn't the best reason to marry someone

This also adds weight to my friend's theory that *men will do anything or say anything to get sex*

OP...get your lady friend to take a pregnancy test asap and decide what you will do in either circumstance. Stock up on condoms...

I didn’t propose just for a piece of the cookie in the cookie jar. That may have been a little motivation but 2 years in a beautiful little step daughter in all in. I don’t see me going anywhere and If she is Prego I wouldn’t be too upset.
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You're writing style is ambiguous

What is "but 2 years in a beautiful little step daughter in all in"?

You wouldn't be upset?....even though you wrote this

"Any advice I’m in too deep now"
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Proposing because you're horny isn't the best reason to marry someone

This also adds weight to my friend's theory that *men will do anything or say anything to get sex*

OP...get your lady friend to take a pregnancy test asap and decide what you will do in either circumstance. Stock up on condoms...

I didn’t propose just for a piece of the cookie in the cookie jar. That may have been a little motivation but 2 years in a beautiful little step daughter in all in. I don’t see me going anywhere and If she is Prego I wouldn’t be too upset.

You're writing style is ambiguous

What is "but 2 years in a beautiful little step daughter in all in"?

You wouldn't be upset?....even though you wrote this

"Any advice I’m in too deep now"
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2 years into the relationship, and a possible step daughter. Sorry I’ll edit
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But yesterday she was giving you a free pass... Lmao

I wouldn't wanna marry someone who was about to let me fuck other people.
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It’s soo many reasons she could have made in her head for giving me a hall pass.

She could be depressed

She could be regretting it

She could be testing me

She could have cheated

She could have been sticking to what she believes

She could be etc etc ...
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Is this how virguys are? Lord have mercy...I couldn't do it. Just when I think I might like to try one...this shit right here snaps me back to reality 😆

50/50 depends on the placement. I got a lot of sir sign and fire in me.

Give us the birth chart deets...
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But yesterday she was giving you a free pass... Lmao

I wouldn't wanna marry someone who was about to let me fuck other people.

It’s soo many reasons she could have made in her head for giving me a hall pass.

She could be depressed

She could be regretting it

She could be testing me

She could have cheated

She could have been sticking to what she believes

She could be etc etc ...

Didn't ask? Just proposed? Smart move..

This has disaster written all over it dude. Ya weren't ready for marriage last week, proposing cause you're horny isn't a wise decision.. but your life..
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I don’t think anything I’ve done so far is wise given I have a secret I still haven’t told her
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But yesterday she was giving you a free pass... Lmao

I wouldn't wanna marry someone who was about to let me fuck other people.

It’s soo many reasons she could have made in her head for giving me a hall pass.

She could be depressed

She could be regretting it

She could be testing me

She could have cheated

She could have been sticking to what she believes

She could be etc etc ...

Didn't ask? Just proposed? Smart move..

This has disaster written all over it dude. Ya weren't ready for marriage last week, proposing cause you're horny isn't a wise decision.. but your life..

I don’t think anything I’ve done so far is wise given I have a secret I still haven’t told her

Oh yeah.. and what's that? What other tricks do ya got up your sleeve troll?
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She didn’t know I was smoking w**d, her ex was a abusing drug addict which is why she got full custody and is going through counseling.
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You ready to drop $ 50k for a wedding? Where do ya’ll wanna go for the honeymoon?! Either get that stuff out of the way before a newborn or wait until she’s cute enough to walk and be a flower girl. Gotta time it all right for aesthetics.

I’m going to get a ring Saturday, budget between $ 800 to $ 1,500 max. Wedding is too far head to plan maybe 2 years from now I’ll tell her and see what she wants to do with that date. Push it up push it back. And no morning sickness as of yet so no baby talk.
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But yesterday she was giving you a free pass... Lmao

I wouldn't wanna marry someone who was about to let me fuck other people.

It’s soo many reasons she could have made in her head for giving me a hall pass.

She could be depressed

She could be regretting it

She could be testing me

She could have cheated

She could have been sticking to what she believes

She could be etc etc ...

Didn't ask? Just proposed? Smart move..

This has disaster written all over it dude. Ya weren't ready for marriage last week, proposing cause you're horny isn't a wise decision.. but your life..

I don’t think anything I’ve done so far is wise given I have a secret I still haven’t told her

Oh yeah.. and what's that? What other tricks do ya got up your sleeve troll?

She didn’t know I was smoking w**d, her ex was a abusing drug addict which is why she got full custody and is going through counseling.

By the sounds of your stories I think you smoking something a little stronger than weed bro. Lol

And bumping all your old threads to the front page is only making your story less believable. It's almost like ya want everyone to determine that you're a troll..
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What? I just commented on my notifications. People have been calling me that (troll) from my first post when I first started navigating through the post. Nothing I said is fake.

I can’t worry about other people, it’s a full time job worrying about myself.
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But yesterday she was giving you a free pass... Lmao

I wouldn't wanna marry someone who was about to let me fuck other people.

It’s soo many reasons she could have made in her head for giving me a hall pass.

She could be depressed

She could be regretting it

She could be testing me

She could have cheated

She could have been sticking to what she believes

She could be etc etc ...

Didn't ask? Just proposed? Smart move..

This has disaster written all over it dude. Ya weren't ready for marriage last week, proposing cause you're horny isn't a wise decision.. but your life..

I don’t think anything I’ve done so far is wise given I have a secret I still haven’t told her

Oh yeah.. and what's that? What other tricks do ya got up your sleeve troll?

She didn’t know I was smoking w**d, her ex was a abusing drug addict which is why she got full custody and is going through counseling.

By the sounds of your stories I think you smoking something a little stronger than weed bro. Lol

And bumping all your old threads to the front page is only making your story less believable. It's almost like ya want everyone to determine that you're a troll..

What? I just commented on my notifications. People have been calling me that from my first post when I first started navigating through the post. Nothing I said is fake.

I can’t worry about other people, it’s a full time job worrying about myself.

Nah bro, you just proposed.. now you got a woman and her kid to worry about too. Good luck
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I was referring to people name calling labeling me Troll. I’m done for my girl and her kid
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Is this how virguys are? Lord have mercy...I couldn't do it. Just when I think I might like to try one...this shit right here snaps me back to reality 😆

50/50 depends on the placement. I got a lot of sir sign and fire in me.

Give us the birth chart deets...

Sun Virgo Gem moon merc/Venus Libra Mars Leo
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Ahhh ok...it makes sense now why you think about pussy so much. #marsinleoforthewin but my condolences on the Gem moon and Merc 😆
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Just say you were high as fuck and you don't think you're actually there yet.

You can’t go back on a proposal

Yes you can.

Idc what you do by the way but you aren't trapped.
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Yeah but a women going back saying I think we should off, is not reciprocated well the other way around. If man says “oops Mybad sweetness didn’t really mean to get on-one knee in front of a few friends to propose to you. And she takes in stride. I’d be dead by the morning.
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Is this how virguys are? Lord have mercy...I couldn't do it. Just when I think I might like to try one...this shit right here snaps me back to reality 😆

50/50 depends on the placement. I got a lot of sir sign and fire in me.

Give us the birth chart deets...

Sun Virgo Gem moon merc/Venus Libra Mars Leo

Ahhh ok...it makes sense now why you think about pussy so much. #marsinleoforthewin but my condolences on the Gem moon and Merc 😆
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Yea it makes me loyal and outgoing but my ego is big and fragile.

confidence with a little cockiness
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I don’t believe this because matching your shoes to your dress has been passé since the 90s.

Are you serious—? 🙄🧐

I’m over this good night!

Good night! 💤🌙😴

Good morning ☀️😃
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Good Morning Sunshine ☀️

I see you’ve been busy this morning.

Congratulations dude, you already have plans to get the ring and not worrying about a possible pregnancy. It looks like you’re ready for everything that could come.

So maybe marriage is a good alternative for you.

Looks like she knew what she was doing, applying a little pressure to you!

Post pics of the ring, so us women can see once you get it! 🙂
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Is this how virguys are? Lord have mercy...I couldn't do it. Just when I think I might like to try one...this shit right here snaps me back to reality 😆

50/50 depends on the placement. I got a lot of sir sign and fire in me.

Give us the birth chart deets...

Sun Virgo Gem moon merc/Venus Libra Mars Leo

Ahhh ok...it makes sense now why you think about pussy so much. #marsinleoforthewin but my condolences on the Gem moon and Merc 😆

Yea it makes me loyal and outgoing but my ego is big and fragile.

confidence with a little cockiness
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You don't have to tell me...I have the same mars lol
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But yesterday she was giving you a free pass... Lmao

I wouldn't wanna marry someone who was about to let me fuck other people.

It’s soo many reasons she could have made in her head for giving me a hall pass.

She could be depressed

She could be regretting it

She could be testing me

She could have cheated

She could have been sticking to what she believes

She could be etc etc ...

Didn't ask? Just proposed? Smart move..

This has disaster written all over it dude. Ya weren't ready for marriage last week, proposing cause you're horny isn't a wise decision.. but your life..

I don’t think anything I’ve done so far is wise given I have a secret I still haven’t told her
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Uh...what's the secret? That dream wasn't a dream...was it?
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But yesterday she was giving you a free pass... Lmao

I wouldn't wanna marry someone who was about to let me fuck other people.

It’s soo many reasons she could have made in her head for giving me a hall pass.

She could be depressed

She could be regretting it

She could be testing me

She could have cheated

She could have been sticking to what she believes

She could be etc etc ...

Didn't ask? Just proposed? Smart move..

This has disaster written all over it dude. Ya weren't ready for marriage last week, proposing cause you're horny isn't a wise decision.. but your life..

I don’t think anything I’ve done so far is wise given I have a secret I still haven’t told her

What’s the secret?
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That I smoked she hates hates that
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But yesterday she was giving you a free pass... Lmao

I wouldn't wanna marry someone who was about to let me fuck other people.

It’s soo many reasons she could have made in her head for giving me a hall pass.

She could be depressed

She could be regretting it

She could be testing me

She could have cheated

She could have been sticking to what she believes

She could be etc etc ...

Didn't ask? Just proposed? Smart move..

This has disaster written all over it dude. Ya weren't ready for marriage last week, proposing cause you're horny isn't a wise decision.. but your life..

I don’t think anything I’ve done so far is wise given I have a secret I still haven’t told her

Uh...what's the secret? That dream wasn't a dream...was it?
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That I smoked her ex was a drug abuser and he was verbally abusive to her and drugs that’s one of her big no no’s a deal breaker