Make Me Hard!

It's Spring - pheromones are in the air, and I'm in the rut. So, here's my list of the women who make me hard. Not talking about intellectual attraction, compatibility, or True Love - just Lust. Pure and simple...

#1 - Aries. Ram Gals are smokin' hot. You just know they'd fuck you cross-eyed.

#2 - Scorpio. Alluring, but dangerous, and utterly irresistible. Take my soul - please!

#3 - Taurus. So naturally sensual, and with a Virgo's bedroom stamina. Fantastic curves, too - what a bonus!

#4 - Pisces. Kinky bitches - put away that riding crop!

#5 - Virgo. Sophia Loren - need I say more??

Honorable Mention: Cancer. Every Cancer Woman I've ever met had a lovely, oval face - and a nice figure. I can see why so many VGs hook up with them, and it seems to be a very fertile combination.

Of the above, I can only speak from personal experience about Scorpio & Taurus.

Taurus. My fellow VirGuys, if you haven't slept with a Bullette before, what the hell are you waiting for?! Just be sure to get plenty of rest, first! She had a perfect ass, and would grind me for so long & so hard that my public bone would be red for a day or two after wards...

Scorpio. Holy shit! There's this weird simpatico between S & V - she knows what you want before you do. And, she'll give it to you. Trust yourself - you can take it. I've got dozens of small scars on the back of my neck and my shoulder blades from where her nails have broken the skin when she climaxed. Ever damn one of them is like a red badge of courage.

Your list is pretty good their.

All I can add is Sagittarius.
Very open sexually and willing to please their partner. Experimentation abounds and they seem willing anywhere any time.
I like hips and thighs, and this is where Sagittarius women are oft well gifted!

Pervert 😉

Why do we want to know who is getting your cock hard, Dyr?

Is fantasizing cheating?

A valid question to the ladies .. if your man came at you with an erection and you found out this hard-on came from thinking about a sexual fantasy with another woman ... is this cheating?

I think I shall post this question on the relationship board and see if any responses come in.

P-Angel: Why do we want to know who is getting your cock hard, Dyr?

Because y'all love me, and find every detail of my life engrossing...

Is fantasizing cheating?

According to our Lord Jesus Christ, Yes!

Cajun: All I can add is Sagittarius.

Please do!

Y'all know I like Saggies - think the world of these folks. Can't believe how well I get along with them - why isn't Virgo too straight-laced and/or boring for Saggies??

Dy? What's goin on buddy..? Where in the hell did this come from?

I'm a Virgo, surrounded by all things Scorpio (the Sign of Sex and the Genitals) - that's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it!

I mean, you really don't want me goin there do you?

Where's that legendary Scorpionic courage??

Is a Virgo gonna have to lead the way here??

As for tonight's activities: My Scorps are at Grandma's House, so I'm left alone to my own... devices. You can see how that's going...

Hahaha, I swear Dyar, all Virgos question why Saggies don't get bored of us.
Branh mentioned it too.

Pisces Sun with Sagittarius rising... sounds like you would get your heart broken a lot.

VGM: Where'd all the Scorps go to keep this going?

They're out making Virgos hard... Bless 'em!!

Scratching huh? Must be a Scorp thing 😉
Aries has "battle scars". Leave it to an Aries to show them off though. He's shirtless whenever he gets the chance so he can tell you exactly how he got them.

Fascinating...
What have you struggled with then?

Leo and Pisces have never worked from what I have witnessed.

Sex is the only topic on this forum where the far more anal retentive Virgo fans seem to come a runnin'. Loosen up people, as Larry Flint once said, "Relax, It's just Sex."

super powers...ACTIVATE!: ...the thought of a horny Dyr makes my stomach queasy.

Uh-huh... sounds more like denial - your bowels rumble, but your pussy purrs...

Y'all so want the Ol' Dawg - it's almost sickening...

super powers...ACTIVATE!,

I got no problem watching cute chicks burp...

Gotta love those beer-guzzlin' Saggie Gals!!

Strings: Dy, did Deb go away on a 3-month cruise or something?

No, of course not. If my Scorp is away for more than a few days, my vital systems shut down...

Or did she just simply move across the hall and put a submarine- style lock on her door?

FYI: She needs her tires rotated about as often as I do...

You know SPA's a female right dec?

omg .... look what happens when left unsupervised !!!!!

this thread must have priapistic tendencies to stay up so long....

No... it's just got a lot of funny shit in it...

... and, it's about the Penis - a guy's favorite topic.

(and some gals too, bless 'em!)