Negative and pissed off virgo bastards

90% (Yes, i\'m going statistical on ya\' ) of astrologers, astronomers, and people who generally pick up on the basics of the zodiac will easily pin-point us as the smart-ass, negative, self-absorb, self-centered, elite bunch we claim to be, but the truth is...YOU NEED US!

While everyone is at opposite ends of the spectrum, we remain in the middle laughing at everyone...

You all wonder, this guy is full of shit! or Every virgo i know is rigid and highly paranoid, yet there is a flip-side to this monstrosity...

It is.....

Assologers* Forgot to put this in the blockquote 😢

Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
90% (Yes, i\'m going statistical on ya\' ) of astrologers, astronomers, and people who generally pick up on the basics of the zodiac will easily pin-point us as the smart-ass, negative, self-absorb, self-centered, elite bunch we claim to be, but the truth is...YOU NEED US!

I am
A smart-ass : Check
Negative : Check
Self-absorbed : Check
Self-Centred : Check
Elite : Check

It is.....

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is?

Posted by Cajunspirit

is?

Laughter. Criticism = irregularity amongst the culture, and magnifies peculiar behavior that sparks humor...

Posted by 69virgo
I AM...WHAT CAJUN AND SORTI SAID^^^^^^^^^^^^AND ASS KISSER..😉

Big booty bitches...

But... a lot of us ARE like that lol.

I'm definitely a smart-ass. I wouldn't even deny that. Negative: I can be. Self-absorbed: mostly when I'm feeling my depression again. Self-centered: nah. not so much.

Meh. I wouldn't say people need me, but I'm always going to be there for people.

But laughter is my medicine.

Something that i have learned...

You will describe yourself to be something others will not point you out to be.

But yeah, its something i see...doesn\'t mean i\'m right. I am close from right and far from wrong.

Ah well, good answer candeh!! 😄

Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
Something that i have learned...

You will describe yourself to be something others will not point you out to be.

But yeah, its something i see...doesn\'t mean i\'m right. I am close from right and far from wrong.

People will either do this or one other thing: completely deny it. Either way, when people point things out like this, it's mostly to still save face. It's like, if you're going to call someone out, they'd rather do it themselves than have someone else do it because it puts them into complete self-awareness, and no one likes to be called a jackass by someone else. If we do it ourselves, we have a better chance of changing it before it becomes obvious to others.

But thanks Sorti! 😄

sup 85 hows everything dude.

who cares what they say lmao.

Candeh; Your welcome. 🙂

Wgamador...Humor is the best. Laughing at people dying...classic. 😉

As for my buddy, LV...

Well, I\'ve been doing great man. I\'ve been busy with Work and school. I\'ve been tackling everything lately, and i\'m just waiting for turkey day tomorrow because i got my turkey fat and plump for my guest who decided to come over 🙂 . Anyways, I\'ve enjoyed this semester far more than the last few because i\'ve been re-educating myself in several of the social courses that i\'ve forgotten in the past, and i have met and made some very funny people along the long haul...

How about you, dude? How have you been holding up?

Posted by LeGendary ViRGo

who cares what they say lmao.

I care enough to make fun of it like everything else, so don't worry brah! 😉

Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
Candeh; Your welcome. 🙂

Wgamador...Humor is the best. Laughing at people dying...classic. 😉

As for my buddy, LV...

Well, I\'ve been doing great man. I\'ve been busy with Work and school. I\'ve been tackling everything lately, and i\'m just waiting for turkey day tomorrow because i got my turkey fat and plump for my guest who decided to come over 🙂 . Anyways, I\'ve enjoyed this semester far more than the last few because i\'ve been re-educating myself in several of the social courses that i\'ve forgotten in the past, and i have met and made some very funny people along the long haul...

How about you, dude? How have you been holding up?

im good glad you doing well yea im happy about today me and my brothers is going to jersey by our sister house to freeload on her food and have a good time being around our nieces and nephews.

member i told u about my exam for working in the court house well i think i did good im just waiting for my results mean while im wanting for this new job interview to happen already next week lol.

But all is well.

Posted by LeGendary ViRGo

who cares what they say lmao.

It's very refreshing to see a Virgo who isn't insecure.

a double post huh you must really want me to get this job huh lmao.

court thing i gotta wait awhile for them to call me plus i been applying for another jobs i got an interview like i said next week lol.

so hopefully i can ace this interview with my cool self hahahaha.

even tho im kinda nervous.

thanks for ur support.

Posted by gemtaur
i do, i do! 🙂

don't be nervous. if you're like this in RL, i'd hire you in a heart beat! and if you're not, you can't be worse than my sweetie KABOOM lmao he knows i love him.

now about the attention to detail part (int next week): Gem says DETAILS SCHMETAILS! Why do you think I keep my lovely Virgos around? All I know is you've applied for a job, that's enough info lmao and an LV OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

*fingers crossed for another week*

also, i saw your response to TG's Q later, didn't want to disrupt flow thread, so a belated *SMOOOOCH*

im even more funny in real life lmao

awwwwwwwwwwwww thanks i would hire me in a heatbeat 2 lmao.

kaboommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by catguy
Yeah, I always tell people that if you see me LMAO at the smallest things then that means I'm really stressed out. hahaha

MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.

I still crack up how P-angel never wants to join my conversations, so i\'m going to start doing drugs again because my insecurity is reach the level of her marriage, a very low-low.

Don\'t mind the grammical errors, I am a virgo, ya\' know.

Should i start contributing post to my lovey-dovey or shall i speak for the ages and through the time.

Posted by LeGendary ViRGo

im good glad you doing well yea im happy about today me and my brothers is going to jersey by our sister house to freeload on her food and have a good time being around our nieces and nephews.

member i told u about my exam for working in the court house well i think i did good im just waiting for my results mean while im wanting for this new job interview to happen already next week lol.

But all is well.

Thanks, for wishing me some good. 🙂

How was your sisters food? Great, i assume. 🙂

Yes, i remember your exam. Did you get the job, I hope you did then you would start making mad money at the court house, brah.

Wishing me well* >=D ERROR ALERT!