Qbone... where art thou...?

Are you on here?... I need to speak with you emphatically and semi-urgently... SOS

Right here.. lets talk..

🙂

Never mind Im going to send you smoke signals...look outside your kitchen window.

Wanna talk or what..??

its still cold out there, the door is open.

Did you get my Pm? (Im having trouble with them)

omg

be careful. i've heard offline Qbone is more psychotic than online Qbone.

Scary.

Im trying to ask him how to put pictures up here.

Hey nutso? aka (attention whore)

Shut the fuck up ..

l'll be as stupid as you are if I take this Aries babe seriously..!

Qbone I tried to pm you back but Im apparently having pm issues. NO im not making fun of you. Darling is merely a term of affection. I want to know if you know how I can put pictures up please. I just got on the Aquarius board and PFE has amazing photos and I would like to contribute some photos myself but I dont know how to do it. How do I do it?

Still wandering around looking for attention..??

Fucking troll, get back to your hole before I kick you ass one more time..

Ahh take this Aries thing with you too, you fucking lesbian fuck.

Qbone you have something against trees?

Sure.. lot of people around to ask for about this kind of stuff..

Why me..??

The attention whore above would love to assist you that way..

Now.. leave alone I wont be as kind next time.

What about trees..?

he's mental. unfortunately he has yet to be diagnosed and forced into an institution. so he roams freely among us, unfortunately.

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY ATTENTION QBONE!!! Thanks alot you are quite the snippy-beotchy little virgo today arent ya! Eat your cheerios and come back and talk to me. YOU were the only one that I could trust to try to learn the brackets ... now I ask one more of you...and what you do... you bark my head off!! I thought I could trust you~~

Told you, shut the fuck up lesbian fuck..

Aint that enough..??

You are wrong. I like the penis ALLLOOOOOOOT!

sorry, q. i don't speak gargoyle. come again with a translator.

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY ATTENTION QBONE!!!

Never asked for your attention nor anyone else, what makes you think so.??

"What about trees..?"

You keep cursing about trees. If it werent for trees we as a human population would not breathe so easily. It is a symbiotic relationship....carbon dioxide/vs oxygen exchange.

"Who let the dogs out...woof woof woof "

That is a good song

A good bone-ing might be good for Qbone😉

You definitely are a psycho-somatic attention whore, Qbone.

You go around befriending users here, lying and telling them that you are terminally ill, and to keep it a secret b/c no one else knows. How can that be when you tell them all the same sob-story?

You truly are mentally unstable.

sorry, q. i don't speak gargoyle. come again with a translator.

Learn the shit. Its' the only way to communicating with the bitch's like you.

Fucking attention whore?

Ok it is getting ... "UN necessarily" Beetchy in here... Lets discuss our favorite sexaul positions.... ENough hating!

Here is a list of my favorite postions:

1. on top

2. doggie

3. wheelbarrel

That was funny DC haha

Yes am diagnosed as to be terminally ill but then so what..?? you think that acknowledging this would give me some kind of advantage..??

Wake up stupid?

One time when I was 22 years old... I had a very weird spiritual experience I had a huge O without even "touching anything" I swear to God.. Im not sure if it was akin to the 'boys wet dream' but it all came about simply by fantasizing.. Your mind is ten fold more extraordinary than you can imagine...

Qbone what is YOUR favorite position... please join in on the fun 🙂

I'll let you know when I see you..

Still waiting out side..??

That is so awesome! Im going to try to have one tonight. You can NEVER have to many.

I sent you smoke signals but I forgot that I am in the states and you are in Norway and then I thought.. jeez he may have a trouble seeing my signals.. so instead I pm'd you four times.

Qbone I bet you like the donkey punch position? Most virgos do

No unfortunately...Either I have not found that wonderous partner can bring about the conveyor belt O's in me... or it is that I am not built that way. Pooh pooh.. One weird thing I saw on the internet is those women that are squirters.!! That is crazy.. I thought it was a myth but then I see it for myself. I am not a squirter. That is weird to see a woman spew her goods!

""Its' the only way to communicating with the bitch's like you.""

What if I said your mother is a bitch, bitch? Your wife is a bitch. Your daughters are bitches. Every female descended from your cursed bloodline is a bitch.

""Fucking attention whore?""

At least I don't stoop as low as preying on the sympathies of others. I don't go around lying about the status of my health to get attention. Karma kicks ass.

i am sorry,wish you all the strength and luck.

Thank you, as I am going to face the truth sooner or later no worries no regrets..

Donkey Punch I dont know I heard about it in some rap song my friend had.. Maybe Shaka knows what it is. I bet you could google it. Its something like... right before the guy 'does his stuff' he punches the girl in the clit— I think and it makes her squirt— And supposedly she likes it—

What if I said your mother is a bitch, bitch? Your wife is a bitch. Your daughters are bitches. Every female descended from your cursed bloodline is a bitch.

They are bitches too.. but not of your kind

You are exclusive.. one of a kind?

(this is the Donkey punch song i was telling u about)
D-D-Donkey Punch
yea make me taste my lunch
I wanna Donkey Punch

Fellas come up from behind
grab that ass and start to grind
whack your meat on my back seat
while I bend and grab my feet
riding smackin' it
all the boys attackin' it
pinch a punch a bang your wang
to the back of my head to my pootie tang thang
go pow pow put my face on the floor
smack it up now knock on my back door
cuz I wannit tuff wannit ruff
bend me over, shove yourr stuff
at my pie and backside
and take me for a donkey ride
chorus
gotta decide are you the head or the tail
do you wanna ride or are you getting nailed?
baby grab me by my ponytail
and slide your hide up in my backside
ride these thighs until I'm crosseyed
I'm dignified, but I like to freak
and I got technique to make your knees weak
baby shhh don't speak, grind with me!
slap these cheeks while I ride your D
if you wanna be inside of me
baby show me now that you know how
to shake it like a maniac
cuz if you're good on the dance floor,
your good in the sack
I'll grab my ankles you grab my butt
and let's donkey dance 'till you bust a nut
chorus
(audience participation🙂
-ALL YOU HOES TOUCH YOUR TOES!
-RUB YOUR NUTS ON MY BUTT!

Now enough for the fun.. getting late around here and need some sleep..

Hey Aries babe, hope you get the info about ?how to put the pictures ON??

lmao

😉 Im a slow leaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrneeeeeeeeeeer

Thought Aries people were fast..

lol

g'nite pople..

March girl80 is an energetic Aries with an irrepressible zest for life. When you need a problem solving or a decision making, March girl80 is the ideal candidate for the job. If you are ever worried about how to handle something - or you need someone you can absolutely rely on - March will be the first to stride forward boldly declaring "Don't worry we'll soon sort THIS out."
And, what's more, she will.

March girl80 is not the kind of person to issuean empty promise. What March says March does - regardless of the consequences! That's part of the trouble. March just doesn't know how to play the game of 'consequences'. She likes to live for the moment. She likes to throw herself passionately into whatever she happens to be feeling, thinking (or lusting after) right here right now. That's why March usually ends up getting whatever she wants. That's also why, regardless of what she gets, she always ends up wanting something else!

It is not that March is fickle, more that she is fast. Fast on the uptake, fast on the trigger, fast on her feet and fast with her thoughts. She may give you the impression of being calm, and measured but inside her head, there's a state of the art computer, processing information at the speed of light. Her ideas are not the only things that can come and go in a hurry. Sometimes March's moods are just as mercurial. One moment she is secretly seething, the next; perfectly poised. You can usually tell though - because March rarely hides her feelings.

You can't help loving March girl80 because no matter what she does or what she says you know that she has a heart as big as a mountain.

Compliments of Jonathen Canier 🙂

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOO! DC!!!

Good nite Qbone, sleep well 🙂

LLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLL! (I thought he punches the clit—) Maybe I heard it wrong. The diagram states its the back of her neck I see. Hmmmn

ooohh describe the bronco (spare no details please) 😄

I have a better idea.. How about you chain the boy to the bedposts, put a pillow underneath him and the girl positions her bitty parts right in his face and commands him to do the dirty work over and over and over relentlessly, as she has a whip in case he begins to complain after a couple hours of a sore tongue. 🙂 BUT she DOES not let him loose UNTIL she has her fill. I call it the hostage position.