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Posted by Poisson
I can do without the anything salty or fried.... But my real weakness are sweets.Cakes, chocolates, cookies, icecream...
I am a sucker for cookies...π. Butter cookies....yummmmmmm.
Posted by Poisson
I can do without the anything salty or fried.... But my real weakness are sweets.Cakes, chocolates, cookies, icecream...
^^^ mine too. I cant buy any of it...or it wakes me up in the middle of the night calling my name, true story :/
Bahahah @ humpty dumpty
I think you live wayyyyy to far to come cook me some food. lol
That's true, I wouldn't be able to come cook for you more than maybe twice a year, but then good things come in small doses...π π
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Twice a year works for me! depends though what else may be involved...then I need you on the daily π
Posted by Poisson
I can do without the anything salty or fried.... But my real weakness are sweets.Cakes, chocolates, cookies, icecream...
I am a sucker for cookies...π. Butter cookies....yummmmmmm.
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you should try gooey butter cake cookies...omg!!!!
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/gooey-butter-cookies/
seriously you will die...so yummy!
Posted by Poisson
I can do without the anything salty or fried.... But my real weakness are sweets.Cakes, chocolates, cookies, icecream...
^^^ mine too. I cant buy any of it...or it wakes me up in the middle of the night calling my name, true story :/
Yes! that brush-your-teeth-to-lessen-the-temptation doesn't work for shit...
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nope it doesnt...tried it and failed miserably lol
tooth paste and chocolate cake will go good together when that craving hits lol not really but fuck it..its happening lol
Twice a year works for me! depends though what else may be involved...then I need you on the daily π
HAahahahahahahha....I really couldn't come up with a suitable come back for that one without being perverted π. Well the other thing will require you to move in my direction rather than me coming over...π π
Posted by Poisson
Yes! that brush-your-teeth-to-lessen-the-temptation doesn't work for shit...
THAT doesn't work!! I can eat cookies at 3AM if I wake up...π’
you should try gooey butter cake cookies...omg!!!!
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/gooey-butter-cookies/
seriously you will die...so yummy!
That looks really good and I am hating on your right now!! Arrrggggggggg
Posted by Poisson
Yes! that brush-your-teeth-to-lessen-the-temptation doesn't work for shit...THAT doesn't work!! I can eat cookies at 3AM if I wake up...π’
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you virgo mom will be so disappointed in you! does that work? π
Twice a year works for me! depends though what else may be involved...then I need you on the daily π
HAahahahahahahha....I really couldn't come up with a suitable come back for that one without being perverted π. Well the other thing will require you to move in my direction rather than me coming over...π π
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Done! send the plane tickets π
^^^ first class please π
Posted by Poisson
I can do without the anything salty or fried.... But my real weakness are sweets.Cakes, chocolates, cookies, icecream...
^^^ mine too. I cant buy any of it...or it wakes me up in the middle of the night calling my name, true story :/
Yes! that brush-your-teeth-to-lessen-the-temptation doesn't work for shit...
nope it doesnt...tried it and failed miserably lol
tooth paste and chocolate cake will go good together when that craving hits lol not really but fuck it..its happening lolseriously doooo itttt!
I need to write Procter & Gamble a letter about making chocolate flavored toothpaste...
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quoting fail ^^ and Im not even gonna fix it!
Posted by Poisson
Yes! that brush-your-teeth-to-lessen-the-temptation doesn't work for shit...THAT doesn't work!! I can eat cookies at 3AM if I wake up...π’
you virgo mom will be so disappointed in you! does that work? π
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LOL! You're playing on my basic Cancerian "mommy dearest" nature....lolololololol. There are times when I have caught myself thinking mum wouldn't approve....and then I laugh at myself for a few minutes. In the matter of cookies, no it doesn't π
you should try gooey butter cake cookies...omg!!!!
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/gooey-butter-cookies/
seriously you will die...so yummy!That looks really good and I am hating on your right now!! Arrrggggggggg
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they really are...try them NOW!!! π
Twice a year works for me! depends though what else may be involved...then I need you on the daily π
HAahahahahahahha....I really couldn't come up with a suitable come back for that one without being perverted π. Well the other thing will require you to move in my direction rather than me coming over...π π
Done! send the plane tickets π
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I am gonna agree to that after special considerations that are pictorial in nature π π. Can we do business class? π
Posted by Poisson
Yes! that brush-your-teeth-to-lessen-the-temptation doesn't work for shit...THAT doesn't work!! I can eat cookies at 3AM if I wake up...π’
you virgo mom will be so disappointed in you! does that work? π
LOL! You're playing on my basic Cancerian "mommy dearest" nature....lolololololol. There are times when I have caught myself thinking mum wouldn't approve....and then I laugh at myself for a few minutes. In the matter of cookies, no it doesn't π
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well duhhh π
hahaha thats funny...I can totally see you doing that
Twice a year works for me! depends though what else may be involved...then I need you on the daily π
HAahahahahahahha....I really couldn't come up with a suitable come back for that one without being perverted π. Well the other thing will require you to move in my direction rather than me coming over...π π
Done! send the plane tickets π
I am gonna agree to that after special considerations that are pictorial in nature π π. Can we do business class? π
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I dont want you to fall in love with me π
business class works! im not picky...well too picky lol
I dont want you to fall in love with me π
business class works! im not picky...well too picky lol
Touche ma'am touche, who can withstand the assault of a Virgal's irresistible charm and wit π. See this thread is an epic WIN, no more anxiety or panic attacks, in the clear now π. What have we all learnt talk to a Cancerian when you feel down π.
well duhhh π
hahaha thats funny...I can totally see you doing that
Stop making fun of MOMMY DEAREST!!! π π
I dont want you to fall in love with me π
business class works! im not picky...well too picky lolTouche ma'am touche, who can withstand the assault of a Virgal's irresistible charm and wit π. See this thread is an epic WIN, no more anxiety or panic attacks, in the clear now π. What have we all learnt talk to a Cancerian when you feel down π.
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I already knew all that...you cancer take the pain away π
and actually you are right...my anxiety I was feeling is gone thanks to everyone in this thread...def win!
well duhhh π
hahaha thats funny...I can totally see you doing thatStop making fun of MOMMY DEAREST!!! π π
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buuuut its so easy...and they say you cant get thru a cancers shell...pfffft π
hahahahah!
Posted by LostinmyMind11
I already knew all that...you cancer take the pain away π
and actually you are right...my anxiety I was feeling is gone thanks to everyone in this thread...def win!
Good, I am glad I could help. yup, cancers heal others IF they like them π. What are you gonna eat now π
well duhhh π
hahaha thats funny...I can totally see you doing thatStop making fun of MOMMY DEAREST!!! π π
buuuut its so easy...and they say you cant get thru a cancers shell...pfffft π
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True for everything else but mum, she is off limits. Kryptonite for Cancer male π.
Posted by LostinmyMind11
I already knew all that...you cancer take the pain away π
and actually you are right...my anxiety I was feeling is gone thanks to everyone in this thread...def win!Good, I am glad I could help. yup, cancers heal others IF they like them π. What are you gonna eat now π
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I guess you must like me a whole lot π
still waiting for this so called food youre gonna make me!
*waits for someone to come in and tells us to get a room*
*waits for room* π
well duhhh π
hahaha thats funny...I can totally see you doing thatStop making fun of MOMMY DEAREST!!! π π
buuuut its so easy...and they say you cant get thru a cancers shell...pfffft π
True for everything else but mum, she is off limits. Kryptonite for Cancer male π.
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Fine fine...I'll leave her alone. see though I think it should be ok to say something...like since your mom is my sign, I can say whatever I want because its ok ...were are both virgos.
^^^ idk im talking out of my ass again lol
and seriously jk..I would never insult your mother or your family...and not just because your a cancer..its rude plain and simple!
Posted by LostinmyMind11
*waits for someone to come in and tells us to get a room*
*waits for room* π
*Grabs hold of LNM's had, exit to the right, gotta get off the damn stage before they get us, the room's 5 mts away*
Posted by LostinmyMind11
I guess you must like me a whole lot π
still waiting for this so called food youre gonna make me!
I never ever could turn down a stimulating conversation with a virgal!! Alright, alright dinner will be ready in an hour π.
I also do a mean barbecue, did I mention that somewhere?
Fine fine...I'll leave her alone. see though I think it should be ok to say something...like since your mom is my sign, I can say whatever I want because its ok ...were are both virgos.
^^^ idk im talking out of my ass again lol
and seriously jk..I would never insult your mother or your family...and not just because your a cancer..its rude plain and simple!
You have a point on the virgo family there π. Nah, chill, I am just kidding around with you. I would never take something said in jest seriously like that. I am a big boy you know I can survive cutting humour from a virgo for a few seconds π/
Fine fine...I'll leave her alone. see though I think it should be ok to say something...like since your mom is my sign, I can say whatever I want because its ok ...were are both virgos.
^^^ idk im talking out of my ass again lol
and seriously jk..I would never insult your mother or your family...and not just because your a cancer..its rude plain and simple!You have a point on the virgo family there π. Nah, chill, I am just kidding around with you. I would never take something said in jest seriously like that. I am a big boy you know I can survive cutting humour from a virgo for a few seconds π/
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Oh I know..just wanted to throw it out there anyway
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Humph......that's a nice door nob...
were you wanting more of a pic of whats going on behind the door knob?
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Humph......that's a nice door nob...were you wanting more of a pic of whats going on behind the door knob?
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π i let my imagination excites me π hahaha open the door for me awwww......i miss you everyday dont let me alone in the rain .....open the door
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Humph......that's a nice door nob...were you wanting more of a pic of whats going on behind the door knob?
ONLY if I get to be the camera man. And afterwards, post it on xtube so we can make some mulah off it...deal? π
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you have a deal on my end...you have to ask mr. cancer if its ok
just make sure you get my good side *leo moon talking* lol
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Humph......that's a nice door nob...were you wanting more of a pic of whats going on behind the door knob?
ONLY if I get to be the camera man. And afterwards, post it on xtube so we can make some mulah off it...deal? π
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Dude, I need high quality weed for a deal like that...just sayin' π
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Humph......that's a nice door nob...were you wanting more of a pic of whats going on behind the door knob?
ONLY if I get to be the camera man. And afterwards, post it on xtube so we can make some mulah off it...deal? π
you have a deal on my end...you have to ask mr. cancer if its ok
just make sure you get my good side *leo moon talking* lolclick to expand
honey...I am never going to say no to immortalizing our little escapade.
The good side presumably refers to your sweet derriere?
Dude, I need high quality weed for a deal like that...just sayin' π
Not only will I provide quality, but quantity as well. Hope you have some high endurance aka stamina.π
My virgo ex-flatmate did a solid job on that. Now I just smokes dem and chills. π
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Bwahahahahah! Cool. What % of the proceeds do you want?
I'll take half...I mean you're getting to see me naked too(which is awesome and you're welcome) so...
we got a deal?
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Humph......that's a nice door nob...were you wanting more of a pic of whats going on behind the door knob?
ONLY if I get to be the camera man. And afterwards, post it on xtube so we can make some mulah off it...deal? π
you have a deal on my end...you have to ask mr. cancer if its ok
just make sure you get my good side *leo moon talking* lolhoney...I am never going to say no to immortalizing our little escapade.
The good side presumably refers to your sweet derriere?
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I didnt think you would...you kinky cancers you π
Posted by msmarilynmanson
the sept 3 virgo i was with was hell bent on destruction health wise. he was addicted to pot coke alcohol smoking and would only eat mcdonalds. he actually sold pot and lost.jobs and went to jail because of all this. he was really messy too not just messy but trash all over. isnt this a-typical virgo behavior? he would always talk about how he dreams of playing baseball but lost it all due to addiction. but all he would say was i dont care i dont care.he also fought with everyone in the family and seemed to like to destroy relationships. virgos, please explain?
thats the addiction talking ...it took over everything and he let it
Posted by LostinmyMind11 I didnt think you would...you kinky cancers you π
π, you still haven't told me about your "good side" π
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Bwahahahahah! Cool. What % of the proceeds do you want?I'll take half...I mean you're getting to see me naked too(which is awesome and you're welcome) so...
we got a deal?50% β??.......sheesh
What about the other guy? Me and him would have to split the other 50 to 25 a piece. Fuck that. I say 25 for the performers and 50 for the camera man.π Deal?click to expand
I don't need money, I'll just take the weed. So my darls can have half!
Posted by LostinmyMind11 I didnt think you would...you kinky cancers you π
π, you still haven't told me about your "good side" π
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Id rather show you! π
Posted by bubblyaquarius
lol you guys have filthy minds. =p
Pot...kettle....black....Aqua? I have moon in Aquarius don't even try faking it π.
Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
Bwahahahahah! Cool. What % of the proceeds do you want?I'll take half...I mean you're getting to see me naked too(which is awesome and you're welcome) so...
we got a deal?50% β??.......sheesh
What about the other guy? Me and him would have to split the other 50 to 25 a piece. Fuck that. I say 25 for the performers and 50 for the camera man.π Deal?I don't need money, I'll just take the weed. So my darls can have half!
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such a giver...thank you π
Posted by bubblyaquarius
lol you guys have filthy minds. =pPot...kettle....black....Aqua? I have moon in Aquarius don't even try faking it π.
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bahahaha
Posted by LostinmyMind11
π, you still haven't told me about your "good side" π
Id rather show you! π
OOOHH....LAA....LAA!!! We got to stop talking and make arrangements immediately π.
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That's true, I wouldn't be able to come cook for you more than maybe twice a year, but then good things come in small doses...π π