The forty of the day thread

Well, I\'m officially back (once more), and I\'ve been nodding my head badly at all the negativity that this board has been suffering.

(Sorry P-angel, I know I\'m a negative person, so don\'t try to use your negativity to turn my own negativity into positivity)

But I have been wondering...What is the forty of the day? Hell, I\'ve been hanging out with a few drinkers lately and they told me that I am not a man until i drink 2 forty\'s at once...

I mean C\'MON I can\'t hold my liquor, so i decided to make a forty of a day for those who drink\'em daily.

I was going to create a \"weed of a day\", but I also acknowledged the fact that weed is very pointless. Seriously, what is the point of getting high, all you do is sit there and laugh at nothing! Think about it, you sit around and start giggling at NOTHING.

So, I want to start by telling you guys my favorite type of forty and *drum rolls*

DUN DUN DUN DOOOnNN!!!!

Old ENGLISH 40 oz. (If the photo does not appear, don\'t worry, it is because I am still using crappy and Free proxy servers)

Here you go Sorti. Godspeed Dude.

Thanks sista!!!

I missed talking to you guys (everyone at home call you all my zodiac buddies. 😄).

Hopefully, i can find a better server that will allow pictures for the upcoming drinks.

Crap, its time to leave to the family picnic...Well, i\'ll smell all ya\' later budddy!

Ian stole that from me...

LOL Have a good time Sorti, missed you too bro. 🙂

Well today is a new forty, and this baby is something that leaves a bit of a sting in your mouth. Yes, this beer is none other than the green giant, MICKEY!

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Hell nah, that shit\'s good, dude! C\'mon, I dare you to make a video of yourself drinking a forty and posting it to everyone on dxp! If not I\'ll DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!!!

And the gauntlet was thrown.

VB - Malt Liquor Finder.

We don't have those here 😢

Posted by venusianbull
And the gauntlet was thrown.

VB - Malt Liquor Finder.

Thank you again, sister. 🙂

Posted by seavixen2
I used to drink Colt 45's and Sisqo 🙂
cheap for the under 21's

Man, whatever happen to those colt 45 fortys...I miss them.

Sisqo—?

I'm one of those people who will actually shamelessy knock back a 40...

Hahaha cajun, I swear you post up the most hilarious avatar pictures.

You're welcome, I like doing things like that. And why am I up at stupid o'clock?

LOL Exactly. Because I jerked awake and when I do that there is no going back.

🙂 Good deal. Let's see, got about 5.5 hours, I guess my body said 'done'. I've been slowly sipping coffee and listening to music, always the beginning to my day.

Posted by sorti-fantastic poney
Hahaha cajun, I swear you post up the most hilarious avatar pictures.

Happy to please, mein Herr.

Thank you, sir.

*Drums begin to roll*

Okay guys, today\'s forty is something that kicks the crap out of your stomach, and this baby is known for is disgusting flavor...

It is an American favorite, the miller high light!

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Got ya covered now bro. I have to pick you up from the E/R, Police station or hold your hair while you puke you're in for it.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

I was trying to be a man drinking these fortys, but i guess not because now I\'m dead. 😢

Hahaha, thanks once again, sister!

Well, I guess, were settled on this thread. Unless anyone can post a forty that hasn\'t been displayed within this picture.

LOL No, NO. Now we find something else your crap proxy server won't post. You can't be dead. I am honor bound by sibling code to revive you so I can kick your butt for checking out early. 😄

Oh crap, now i\'m back. 😄

Hehehee, damned skippy. 😄 That's right, FEAR the 5'5" brunette. 😛

Damn, you\'ll knock me out man!

LOL I know, I'm so spooky and what not. 'ware..WARE the wrath of the midget. Well, am in my family at any rate, my sisters are Amazons.

HAahaha.

LOL That's what I like, laughing. 🙂

Of course, I do that a great deal. Apparently everyone thinks that I am the same boring and lame poker faced Virgo, but I rebel!

Anyways, how have you been sista?

I am the same. Me, boring? Nope. 🙂
Let's see. After coffee on the terrace, served by my butler who looks oddly like the 7-Up dude, I relax in the pool a bit. Then I flutter off in silk robe to my endless vault of jewelry so I can count it all out, stone by stone. The inventory is so taxing I have a massage. A light repast, and a serious flex of unlimited spending at all the premium stores; chauffeur driven ( naturally ).
Then I..I woke up. 😉

Seriously I've been okay. I wake up breathing every morning, definite plus there. Do the routine. Coffee, music, waking up. Housework, 'real job', home. Later, rinse, repeat. 🙂 How have you been, despite the 40 oz. chug-a-thon?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 40's is nasty lmao

if it aint wine juice soda water icetea or kool aid i dont want it lmao.

Nah, I\'m just mocking the people who do drink because everyone makes fun of me for working out. I seriously don\'t get how people can be so proud of drinking 10 beers or smoking 5 blunts of cereal when you can be lifting 300 pounds of heavy weight. But its like how my friends put it, \"people only go for the things that are easily accessible\".

Hahahahaha!!! That video is hilarious, oh man. I miss those cheesy commercials.

Hey that\'s great pigeonpie, keep it up man. Nothing feels better than the feeling of having strength.

Why was your name 40waltz gamador?

THIS, FOR ME!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=steel% 20reserve

Also, Four Lokos are WICKED AWESOME! But I made the mistake of drinking two then drinking some Cisco just last night. I STILL SLIGHTLY FEEL OFF, and I usually recover quick from a hangover. I WON'T BE DOING THAT AGAIN! They say 4L is liquid coke, but I say it's liquid PCP lite!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=four+loko

Cran-lem and orange is best for me, then grape (Loko Ova) and lemonaide, watermelon is at third place, but fruit punch is nasty to me. DON'T DRINK FOUR OF THESE! It'll spell disaster! Cisco ain't too bad either, BY ITSELF!

Posted by wgamador

LOL....no just 40 Walt or 40....i was such a dumbass carrying 40's in my backpack. Fuck was i thinking?

HAHAHAHA!!! I use to carry porn in my backpack and sell them to all the perverts at school. I swear I made bank off magazines. Yet, I had to cut back on the dealing because all the girls at school thought i was a fucking weirdo for doing that, but I was starting a business. 😭

But that's funny man. I can imagine you with forty's at school...

Posted by wgamador

Posted by sorti-fantastic poney

LOL!! I tried selling porno magazines I had found in the basement of our old apartment one summer and I sold a few of them to the neighborhood kids for like $ 10 a piece. Thats when i first saw the Penthouse Vanesa Williams semi-lesbo pictures and they were HOT!!!
I kept that issue. LOL. I eventually got busted by somebody's mom and had the magazines taken away.

hahaha, thats too much man! Surprisingly, people now-a-days take things too far, so your lucky that you didn't go to jail for that.

But yeah back to the 40's....one of the benefits of living in the 'hood was the ability to buy beer at anytime. So id buy a 40 before getting on the bus take it to school and after homeroom go to the bathroom and chug it down making the rest of the school day much more enjoyable. I was such a dumbass....thank god i didnt become an alcoholic. Back then I thought it was cool. It wasnt. But thats what happens when you grow up in a neighborhood that celebrates fucking-up and not accomplishments. Had I been brought up differently, no doubt i would have been a nerd. A very succesful one at that.

40 Walt died a long time ago. Im not even "Sip-of-beer Walt" today.

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Damn, I feel you dude. I remember people would bring balloons filled with helium, and they would inhale those bastards. Man, wood shop class was bad ass! People, would go in there and cause more destruction than they would actually projects. I knew a guy who use to snort lines in the back tables all period, and he would steal the nerdy kids projects or break the nearly completed ones (just for shits and giggles). I was surprised to find myself not questioning the way they get home because most were so clueless.