Virgo humor

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It is 5am and I am posting here…I lost my mind. Apparently.

So in a light of my yesterday rant about Virgo isn’t fixing vent…shower whatever…

3:30 AM and we are having sex and during all that he says

- be careful, Natasha! You fucking today’s Master Plumber…

All and all it ended in hysterical laughter and had to continue until 5 AM and now he is sleeping and I am typing…Amaro Montenegro is on my nightstand and I am sipping it. 40 herbs! It’s amazing! That guy from Macedonia was really good educator. 🍹 🤌

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

It's incredibly ironical how you brags about sex at your age. No I mean for real. I massage beautiful women's beautiful sexy and tired feet almost daily now and even at my age I never bragged about that here.

As for the title of this thread again I agree with you. After all, what Virgo man ain't humorous.


And just like that you just bragged about your dreams of sex!

I am posting my shit. You read it. Your problem!

The only difference is my shit real life and yours - imaginary and all fake as you are. So please spare me your unsolicited opinion on my posts…or not…I really don’t give a shit.

Yes I fuck!!! And today it was an orgasm with sweat and tears…hysterical outburst of negative energy - beautiful!!!

I supposed that’s why he remembered he needs to fix the shower!!! And no! He isn’t funny otherwise. But when he is - he is!

See 🤔I don’t feel how you would post your feet massage just as ‘I massaged feet’ - BORING and kind of stupid.

I tell THE story! You can’t learn this. You have it or not and you don’t so STFU!
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Posted by GemiMay
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

It's incredibly ironical how you brags about sex at your age. No I mean for real. I massage beautiful women's beautiful sexy and tired feet almost daily now and even at my age I never bragged about that here.

As for the title of this thread again I agree with you. After all, what Virgo man ain't humorous.

And just like that you just bragged about your dreams of sex!

I am posting my shit. You read it. Your problem!

The only difference is my shit real life and yours - imaginary and all fake as you are. So please spare me your unsolicited opinion on my posts…or not…I really don’t give a shit.

Yes I fuck!!! And today it was an orgasm with sweat and tears…hysterical outburst of negative energy - beautiful!!!

I supposed that’s why he remembered he needs to fix the shower!!! And no! He isn’t funny otherwise. But when he is - he is!

See 🤔I don’t feel how you would post your feet massage just as ‘I massaged feet’ - BORING and kind of stupid.

I tell THE story! You can’t learn this. You have it or not and you don’t so STFU!
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Nope it's not imaginary nor fake. It's true. We were just chatting about feet tattoos just the other day. And without further getting into details of how it all happened and to spare you any unsolicited opinion as you put it, the foot massage happened from there. And that's about far as I'm gone get with that. I'm not the one who comes here posting every minute by minute hour by hour like I don't have a life outside this joint. What I do with the vast amount of time spent away from here I keep it off the site. Well everything except drinking playing my guitars and listening to fine dine cuisine type music are about the only things I put on the boards that I do. All private matters stays off it.

Oh and you can post whatever you want. It's your freedom and rights. And Virgo men ARE good humored individuals. Whether they trying to be or not.
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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Posted by GemiMay
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

It's incredibly ironical how you brags about sex at your age. No I mean for real. I massage beautiful women's beautiful sexy and tired feet almost daily now and even at my age I never bragged about that here.

As for the title of this thread again I agree with you. After all, what Virgo man ain't humorous.

And just like that you just bragged about your dreams of sex!

I am posting my shit. You read it. Your problem!

The only difference is my shit real life and yours - imaginary and all fake as you are. So please spare me your unsolicited opinion on my posts…or not…I really don’t give a shit.

Yes I fuck!!! And today it was an orgasm with sweat and tears…hysterical outburst of negative energy - beautiful!!!

I supposed that’s why he remembered he needs to fix the shower!!! And no! He isn’t funny otherwise. But when he is - he is!

See 🤔I don’t feel how you would post your feet massage just as ‘I massaged feet’ - BORING and kind of stupid.

I tell THE story! You can’t learn this. You have it or not and you don’t so STFU!

Nope it's not imaginary nor fake. It's true. We were just chatting about feet tattoos just the other day. And without further getting into details of how it all happened and to spare you any unsolicited opinion as you put it, the foot massage happened from there. And that's about far as I'm gone get with that. I'm not the one who comes here posting every minute by minute hour by hour like I don't have a life outside this joint. What I do with the vast amount of time spent away from here I keep it off the site. Well everything except drinking playing my guitars and listening to fine dine cuisine type music are about the only things I put on the boards that I do. All private matters stays off it.

Oh and you can post whatever you want. It's your freedom and rights. And Virgo men ARE good humored individuals. Whether they trying to be or not.
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You are delusional. But whatever. Your ‘feet’ post isn’t funny. You are typical Gemini man I can’t see eye to eye with and you can stop reading what I post or if you do - take notes! Learn from me. Become a fan. Worship me. Don’t just show your jealousy!

Your feet rubbing post IS boring!!!

I posted as follow up on yesterday dramedy.

Why did YOU post - NO idea. Now get lost.