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Posted by Shaks
we're the best , we make you cum 1000 times a night dont you know we have integrated GPS in our hands so we can track down your g-spot like taking candy from a baby? 🙂
He's telling the truth! lol
I would wager Shak's cappie pines for his "GPS" touch quite often *grins*
Posted by Shaks
we're the best , we make you cum 1000 times a night dont you know we have integrated GPS in our hands so we can track down your g-spot like taking candy from a baby? 🙂
lmao! gps on the g spot! awesome.
Aw Bella, why the frownie face?
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Aw Bella, why the frownie face?
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She just realized that Virguys are equipped with GPS hands. 😄
Posted by Jason2213
That sounds a lot more like Taurus moon_eyes.
OMG!!! I was thinking the same thing!!!!
Hi virgos...I know I'm a Gem but from my experience this virgo man I'm involved with right now is SMOKIN...Can't get enough of this GEM!!!! But thats how all the signs are for Gems!
jason go write a love song. dont be a tool on dxp lol
Posted by Jason2213
But hey, if I married a taurus woman and she wanted the same sex routine everyday--as long as theres love in it, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind at all.
Ask yourself the same question in 10 years heh
VirgoHEro...Talk to that young man cus he's trippin with that comment...Sorry Jason but routine is usually death to any relationship doesn't matter what sign you are.
Posted by Jason2213
But hey, if I married a taurus woman and she wanted the same sex routine everyday--as long as theres love in it, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind at all.Ask yourself the same question in 10 years heh
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Amen Brother!! I was married to a Taurus.... Can you say BORING!!!! I aint saying it wasnt love filled and good at times.... but geez..... at least mix it up a little from time to time!
jasons getting beat right now lol
Posted by Virgo07
jasons getting beat right now lol
Hahaha. J, don't mind us. We're just sharing our "wisdom" (I'm using that word VERY LOOSELY here) with you lol.
yeah j ur going to want to mix it up man its way more better.. plus ur virgo once u lose it ur going to want to do other things trust me its in our sign were just program that way lol..
Posted by Jason2213
Hmmm.Sex in bedroom
Sex on the kitchen table
Sex on the washing machine while its running
Sex in the shower
Sex in the bath
Sex on a wall
Outdoor sex
Sex in a car
Pregnant sex
Chocolate Syrup, Honey, Maple Syrup, Ice Cream, etc......Perhaps I desire too much for that kind of Taurus.
IDK... that all sounds pretty routine to me!!! LOL!!! Except the pregnant sex!
Sex in the shower
Sex in the bath
Outdoor sex
Sex on the washing machine while its running
these make me smile....but....what happened to the incredibly adorable jason that blushed at the mention of massages? is he gone? hath the dxp temptresses tainted thine innocence?
if so, i'll never forgive them.
Posted by .trifles light as air.
Sex in the shower
Sex in the bath
Outdoor sex
Sex on the washing machine while its runningthese make me smile....but....what happened to the incredibly adorable jason that blushed at the mention of massages? is he gone? hath the dxp temptresses tainted thine innocence?
if so, i'll never forgive them.
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Nah!! Virgos are like that. We pretend that we know nothing at first, but ones we opened up we're pretty knowledgeable about the subject. 😄
Posted by Jason2213
But hey, if I married a taurus woman and she wanted the same sex routine everyday--as long as theres love in it, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind at all.
OMG, I think you are so awesome 🙂
Posted by Virgo07
jason go write a love song. dont be a tool on dxp lol
So he's a tool for expressing himself? Really? OMG, you are such a boy.
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by Jason2213
Hmmm.Sex in bedroom
Sex on the kitchen table
Sex on the washing machine while its running
Sex in the shower
Sex in the bath
Sex on a wall
Outdoor sex
Sex in a car
Pregnant sex
Chocolate Syrup, Honey, Maple Syrup, Ice Cream, etc......Perhaps I desire too much for that kind of Taurus.
IDK... that all sounds pretty routine to me!!! LOL!!! Except the pregnant sex!
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NOOOOO!!! Way!!!! No, no pregnant sex LOL! Holy hell, if a guy got me preggy, I would so die ...
I mean, I like children 🙂 But only when I want them, I control this body right here lol
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
tell ya something about me,and I don't know if it's taurus or venus in aries or mars taurus or whatever....but I like my mind to be stimulated and turned on BEFORE the sex starts,then while the sex is going on,I like my body to be stimulated and taken care of.I do not need to be wearing a pippi longstockings costume for this because by this time......it's about feeling pleasure......I guess I am boring 😢
LMAO on your incorporation of Pippi Longstockings in a sexual reference!!! Thats just poetic! Bella, I find it hard to believe that you are boring!! LOL!
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
tell ya something about me,and I don't know if it's taurus or venus in aries or mars taurus or whatever....but I like my mind to be stimulated and turned on BEFORE the sex starts,then while the sex is going on,I like my body to be stimulated and taken care of.I do not need to be wearing a pippi longstockings costume for this because by this time......it's about feeling pleasure......I guess I am boring 😢
Nope, I'm the same way 🙂 I prefer the all the foreplay actually instead the sex.
Yes, really I do. If I could just get foreplay ... and the sex was last, I would be fine lol. Dicks can be dangerous you know :/
😉
Posted by Jason2213
I suddenly feel like I've strip danced in front of you guys and now I'm thinking "Wth did I just do?"
*grabs Jason from behind*
Well theres nothing you can do now mister ^_^.
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
and that was a very nice outlook Jason,huck the faters. 😉
Thats right, they don't mean anything. If everyone else around here is allowed to be "real" than you are too.
Damn, I mean seriously. Just because you aren't talking about, "How I fycked a girl in the ass last night", people want to give you crap. Whatever, you don't have to take that 🙂
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....
Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."
Posted by VirgoHero
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."
:O
Posted by VirgoHero
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."
Your friend CRASS is a very wise man. 😄
So he's a tool for expressing himself? Really? OMG, you are such a boy.
YES he is lol. i could have taken those lines, made a love song, and topped jason mraz on hot 100. (no pun intended)
Posted by VirgoHero
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."I guess I'm guy who becomes more attracted to his wife sexually when she's pregnant. =/
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You like plump women? 😄
Thats cool too ^_^. You are getting all these *sweet points* from me. Thats a good sign 🙂
So he's a tool for expressing himself? Really? OMG, you are such a boy.
YES he is lol. i could have taken those lines, made a love song, and topped jason mraz on hot 100. (no pun intended)
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OMG, whatever. Well you didn't say those words. HE said those words and he is allowed to do so. Just like you are allowed to be a critic. People can be a critic to your stuff too mind you ^_^.
I must say, that most virguys can't take their own stuff lol!
So just be easy, if thats how he feels than darn it, thats how he feels.
He is definitely pulling many girls on here feeling this way, including myself LOL!
So 😛 😛 😛 to you.
Posted by VirgoHero
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."
Ah Ha Ha Ha! Wow!
Posted by Jason2213
I can't seem to write love songs. I write romance stories instead.
haha, do you really?
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
and that was a very nice outlook Jason,huck the faters. 😉Thats right, they don't mean anything. If everyone else around here is allowed to be "real" than you are too.
Damn, I mean seriously. Just because you aren't talking about, "How I fycked a girl in the ass last night", people want to give you crap. Whatever, you don't have to take that 🙂
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Thats right. Say what you wanna say.... everyone else does. Myself included! 🙂
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Ah Ha Ha Ha! Wow!
Lol yea I know. I'm going to hell for laughing at that joke lololol
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Ah Ha Ha Ha! Wow!
Lol yea I know. I'm going to hell for laughing at that joke lololol
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Eh.... Im going to hell for a lot less than that! Besides, I laughed too!!! EEK!!!
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
When I was pregnant,every and I mean EVERY guy my ex worked with was either hitting on me or falling all over themselves to try and cater to me when we were all together.
and pregnant sex can be pretty good,our hormones are freakin crazy........
not to mention the swollen mamories.I'm disappointed in some of you really. 😢
LOL. I just meant.... I dont plan on being pregnant.... nor have I ever been pregnant.... so NO pregnant sex for me! If I end up pregnant at this stage in my life..... Im probably not gonna be too happy about it!!
Posted by BellaBulleautiful
When I was pregnant,every and I mean EVERY guy my ex worked with was either hitting on me or falling all over themselves to try and cater to me when we were all together.
and pregnant sex can be pretty good,our hormones are freakin crazy........
not to mention the swollen mamories.I'm disappointed in some of you really. 😢
I'm too ... flightly to have pregnant sex ^_^. I'll be all afraid that the guy would pop something back there :/
lol!!
Posted by Jason2213
I can't seem to write love songs. I write romance stories instead.haha, do you really?
Yea, really! I'm stuck on ch. 14 right now. Its got four sentences. I can't write because my older brother keeps kicking me off my own computer to play texas holdem poker online.
So far my story is at 13 chapters; 32,940 words; 8,044 views; 21 favs; 20 story alerts.
Sweet. I have 20 people waiting on me. :O
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OMG!
You really do write stories—? Thats sweet to death 😄 How many chapters is it going to be— Whats the name of your story/novel—? What are the characters —?
Yes, yes I wanna know.
Posted by MellowDee
Well I'm a bit jealous of pisces females because I think they have an allure for virgo men that I can only immitate. It's the whole mermaid flower child kinda charming vibe that instinctively melts the virgo man's reserve. I, as an aquarian, am quite masculine at times in my approach to things and not a delicate flower if I decide I want to do something my way even though my virgo fella is insisting on it as being the gentlemanly thing to do it himself. (I dunno if I'm making sense (am sipping whisky now)). Anyway this makes me ever so slightly jealous of pisces ladies around him when I'm there because I start to feel intimidated and lacking in the gentle and graceful art of submission. But maybe that's just me!
mmm, i love submitting to my man in the bedroom... but NEVER outside of it!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
LOL. I just meant.... I dont plan on being pregnant.... nor have I ever been pregnant.... so NO pregnant sex for me! If I end up pregnant at this stage in my life..... Im probably not gonna be too happy about it!!
Hahahah you've just doomed yourself.
Virgo drive + ability to bring you over the top consistently = copious amounts of sex = .... 🙂
Be very careful there, L *grin*
Posted by MellowDee
Well I'm a bit jealous of pisces females because I think they have an allure for virgo men that I can only immitate. It's the whole mermaid flower child kinda charming vibe that instinctively melts the virgo man's reserve. I, as an aquarian, am quite masculine at times in my approach to things and not a delicate flower if I decide I want to do something my way even though my virgo fella is insisting on it as being the gentlemanly thing to do it himself. (I dunno if I'm making sense (am sipping whisky now)). Anyway this makes me ever so slightly jealous of pisces ladies around him when I'm there because I start to feel intimidated and lacking in the gentle and graceful art of submission. But maybe that's just me!mmm, i love submitting to my man in the bedroom... but NEVER outside of it!
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Ahh Ninjamu.... we doest think the same!! Must be because our Bdays are so close! I find that I often agree with many of your posts!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
LOL. I just meant.... I dont plan on being pregnant.... nor have I ever been pregnant.... so NO pregnant sex for me! If I end up pregnant at this stage in my life..... Im probably not gonna be too happy about it!!
Hahahah you've just doomed yourself.
Virgo drive + ability to bring you over the top consistently = copious amounts of sex = .... 🙂
Be very careful there, L *grin*
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SHUT YOUR MOUTH VIRGOHERO! I WILL NOT HEAR SUCH BULLCRAPPERY!!!! YOU JINX ME & I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!
Posted by moon_eyes
O and im with Rumi..share some stories man lol
Once a upon time, there was a guy name Beergo. He was the most good looking mutha fucker in the whole kingdom. He was given the nickname "STUD MUFFIN" by all the women in the land. One day, a wicked witched named PP shows up in the middle of nowhere put curse upon Beergo; that cursed would make women so horny, if he stared too much in the ass. Little does Beergo knows, he's been staring all women in kingdom in the ass. Women have been bewitched and chasing him though out the kingdom. Until one day, they finally caught him..... and Beergo live happy ever after. THE END. 😄
Posted by Jason2213
I'm too embarrassed to post them here.if not here,, then where—
😕fanfiction.net
But I'm also too embarrassed to tell you where.lol, you are taking embarrassement to all new heights.. ok, whatever the way you are comfortable.
if you ever wish to do some heart-stopping, life threatening adventure.. just share them, then.
😉
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Here you Rumi..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4333746/1/As_Plain_as_Brown
Sorry dude, I cant resist. 😄 haha
Posted by moon_eyes
O and im with Rumi..share some stories man lolOnce a upon time, there was a guy name Beergo. He was the most good looking mutha fucker in the whole kingdom. He was given the nickname "STUD MUFFIN" by all the women in the land. One day, a wicked witched named PP shows up in the middle of nowhere put curse upon Beergo; that cursed would make women so horny, if he stared too much in the ass. Little does Beergo knows, he's been staring all women in kingdom in the ass. Women have been bewitched and chasing him though out the kingdom. Until one day, they finally caught him..... and Beergo live happy ever after. THE END. 😄
*smh*
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I'm glad you like it bella. Do you want me to write some more?? 😄
So he's a tool for expressing himself? Really? OMG, you are such a boy.
YES he is lol. i could have taken those lines, made a love song, and topped jason mraz on hot 100. (no pun intended)
Mraz is a cancer, idk how you gonna top him dear lol😛
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bs il have the girlies drooling. mraz aint got nothin on me.
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
SHUT YOUR MOUTH VIRGOHERO! I WILL NOT HEAR SUCH BULLCRAPPERY!!!! YOU JINX ME & I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!
Hey LADY! All I'm saying is...
I know what *I'M* like when I'm with someone I'm super into. And it sounds like he's into you and you into him so the word that comes to mind... Hint: It rhymes with.... INSATIABLE 😛
In a few months I'm going to see this post on the Virgo forum....
"I TOLD MY VIRGO I'M PREGNANT AND HE STOPPED CALLING ME!!! WHY?!?!"
and I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh hahahahahhahahahahha
Posted by moon_eyes
that is so mean omg lol
why are virgos so weird virgohero?
Heh I promise you, ma'am 🙂 its not meant maliciously. For me, I only pick on the people I like. L and I poke fun at each other constantly on the forums so picking on her comes natural.
With my own circle of friends, were pretty brutal on each other with constant digs and insults but its just a form of affection, ala guy- style . Ironically, we also know someone is mad when they're NOT throwing smack around.
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Oh Sorry VH... I didnt mean VirGuy compared to Leo Male... I was stating that I am a Leo so what the compatibility would be in that department between myself being a Leo and him being a Virgo... although.... I have since "gathered" my own information on this one. *wink wink* as I know you are aware. LOL!
I have no complaints with what is going on under the sheets.... I do believe that I am probably the more "fiery" of the duo though. But yes, you are right, so far the focus has been more on me and he is very giving. Having Leo in the chart is a definite advantage to the compatibility factor.