
LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
@LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
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Posted by Shaks
we're the best , we make you cum 1000 times a night dont you know we have integrated GPS in our hands so we can track down your g-spot like taking candy from a baby? 🙂

Posted by Shaks
we're the best , we make you cum 1000 times a night dont you know we have integrated GPS in our hands so we can track down your g-spot like taking candy from a baby? 🙂


Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLovedPosted by BellaBulleautiful
😢
Aw Bella, why the frownie face?click to expand

Posted by Jason2213
That sounds a lot more like Taurus moon_eyes.


Posted by Jason2213
But hey, if I married a taurus woman and she wanted the same sex routine everyday--as long as theres love in it, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind at all.


Posted by VirgoHeroPosted by Jason2213
But hey, if I married a taurus woman and she wanted the same sex routine everyday--as long as theres love in it, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind at all.
Ask yourself the same question in 10 years hehclick to expand

Posted by Virgo07
jasons getting beat right now lol


Posted by Jason2213
Hmmm.
Sex in bedroom
Sex on the kitchen table
Sex on the washing machine while its running
Sex in the shower
Sex in the bath
Sex on a wall
Outdoor sex
Sex in a car
Pregnant sex
Chocolate Syrup, Honey, Maple Syrup, Ice Cream, etc...
...Perhaps I desire too much for that kind of Taurus.

Posted by Jason2213
Sex in the shower
Sex in the bath
Outdoor sex
Sex on the washing machine while its running

Posted by .trifles light as air.Posted by Jason2213
Sex in the shower
Sex in the bath
Outdoor sex
Sex on the washing machine while its running
these make me smile....but....what happened to the incredibly adorable jason that blushed at the mention of massages? is he gone? hath the dxp temptresses tainted thine innocence?
if so, i'll never forgive them.click to expand

Posted by Jason2213
But hey, if I married a taurus woman and she wanted the same sex routine everyday--as long as theres love in it, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind at all.

Posted by Virgo07
jason go write a love song. dont be a tool on dxp lol

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLovedPosted by Jason2213
Hmmm.
Sex in bedroom
Sex on the kitchen table
Sex on the washing machine while its running
Sex in the shower
Sex in the bath
Sex on a wall
Outdoor sex
Sex in a car
Pregnant sex
Chocolate Syrup, Honey, Maple Syrup, Ice Cream, etc...
...Perhaps I desire too much for that kind of Taurus.
IDK... that all sounds pretty routine to me!!! LOL!!! Except the pregnant sex!click to expand


Posted by BellaBulleautiful
tell ya something about me,and I don't know if it's taurus or venus in aries or mars taurus or whatever....but I like my mind to be stimulated and turned on BEFORE the sex starts,then while the sex is going on,I like my body to be stimulated and taken care of.I do not need to be wearing a pippi longstockings costume for this because by this time......it's about feeling pleasure......I guess I am boring 😢

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
tell ya something about me,and I don't know if it's taurus or venus in aries or mars taurus or whatever....but I like my mind to be stimulated and turned on BEFORE the sex starts,then while the sex is going on,I like my body to be stimulated and taken care of.I do not need to be wearing a pippi longstockings costume for this because by this time......it's about feeling pleasure......I guess I am boring 😢

Posted by Jason2213
I suddenly feel like I've strip danced in front of you guys and now I'm thinking "Wth did I just do?"

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
and that was a very nice outlook Jason,huck the faters. 😉


Posted by VirgoHero
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....
Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."

Posted by VirgoHero
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....
Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."
So he's a tool for expressing himself? Really? OMG, you are such a boy.

Posted by Jason2213Posted by VirgoHero
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....
Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."
I guess I'm guy who becomes more attracted to his wife sexually when she's pregnant. =/click to expand

Posted by Virgo07
So he's a tool for expressing himself? Really? OMG, you are such a boy.
YES he is lol. i could have taken those lines, made a love song, and topped jason mraz on hot 100. (no pun intended)click to expand

Posted by VirgoHero
Yea you kind of lost me on the pregnant sex....
Here's my friends CRASS analogy:
"Pregnant sex is like taking your car to the junkyard. Having it completely crushed. Then filling her up with gas."

Posted by Jason2213
I can't seem to write love songs. I write romance stories instead.

Posted by cappysweetiePosted by BellaBulleautiful
and that was a very nice outlook Jason,huck the faters. 😉
Thats right, they don't mean anything. If everyone else around here is allowed to be "real" than you are too.
Damn, I mean seriously. Just because you aren't talking about, "How I fycked a girl in the ass last night", people want to give you crap. Whatever, you don't have to take that 🙂click to expand

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Ah Ha Ha Ha! Wow!

Posted by VirgoHeroPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Ah Ha Ha Ha! Wow!
Lol yea I know. I'm going to hell for laughing at that joke lolololclick to expand

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
When I was pregnant,every and I mean EVERY guy my ex worked with was either hitting on me or falling all over themselves to try and cater to me when we were all together.
and pregnant sex can be pretty good,our hormones are freakin crazy........
not to mention the swollen mamories.
I'm disappointed in some of you really. 😢

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
When I was pregnant,every and I mean EVERY guy my ex worked with was either hitting on me or falling all over themselves to try and cater to me when we were all together.
and pregnant sex can be pretty good,our hormones are freakin crazy........
not to mention the swollen mamories.
I'm disappointed in some of you really. 😢

Posted by Jason2213Posted by cappysweetiePosted by Jason2213
I can't seem to write love songs. I write romance stories instead.
haha, do you really?
Yea, really! I'm stuck on ch. 14 right now. Its got four sentences. I can't write because my older brother keeps kicking me off my own computer to play texas holdem poker online.
So far my story is at 13 chapters; 32,940 words; 8,044 views; 21 favs; 20 story alerts.
Sweet. I have 20 people waiting on me. :Oclick to expand

Posted by MellowDee
Well I'm a bit jealous of pisces females because I think they have an allure for virgo men that I can only immitate. It's the whole mermaid flower child kinda charming vibe that instinctively melts the virgo man's reserve. I, as an aquarian, am quite masculine at times in my approach to things and not a delicate flower if I decide I want to do something my way even though my virgo fella is insisting on it as being the gentlemanly thing to do it himself. (I dunno if I'm making sense (am sipping whisky now)). Anyway this makes me ever so slightly jealous of pisces ladies around him when I'm there because I start to feel intimidated and lacking in the gentle and graceful art of submission. But maybe that's just me!

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
LOL. I just meant.... I dont plan on being pregnant.... nor have I ever been pregnant.... so NO pregnant sex for me! If I end up pregnant at this stage in my life..... Im probably not gonna be too happy about it!!

Posted by ninjamuPosted by MellowDee
Well I'm a bit jealous of pisces females because I think they have an allure for virgo men that I can only immitate. It's the whole mermaid flower child kinda charming vibe that instinctively melts the virgo man's reserve. I, as an aquarian, am quite masculine at times in my approach to things and not a delicate flower if I decide I want to do something my way even though my virgo fella is insisting on it as being the gentlemanly thing to do it himself. (I dunno if I'm making sense (am sipping whisky now)). Anyway this makes me ever so slightly jealous of pisces ladies around him when I'm there because I start to feel intimidated and lacking in the gentle and graceful art of submission. But maybe that's just me!
mmm, i love submitting to my man in the bedroom... but NEVER outside of it!click to expand

Posted by VirgoHeroPosted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
LOL. I just meant.... I dont plan on being pregnant.... nor have I ever been pregnant.... so NO pregnant sex for me! If I end up pregnant at this stage in my life..... Im probably not gonna be too happy about it!!
Hahahah you've just doomed yourself.
Virgo drive + ability to bring you over the top consistently = copious amounts of sex = .... 🙂
Be very careful there, L *grin*click to expand

Posted by moon_eyes
O and im with Rumi..share some stories man lol

Posted by RumiPosted by Jason2213Posted by RumiPosted by Jason2213
I'm too embarrassed to post them here.
if not here,, then where—
😕
fanfiction.net
But I'm also too embarrassed to tell you where.
lol, you are taking embarrassement to all new heights.. ok, whatever the way you are comfortable.
if you ever wish to do some heart-stopping, life threatening adventure.. just share them, then.
😉click to expand

Posted by BellaBulleautifulPosted by Beergo85Posted by moon_eyes
O and im with Rumi..share some stories man lol
Once a upon time, there was a guy name Beergo. He was the most good looking mutha fucker in the whole kingdom. He was given the nickname "STUD MUFFIN" by all the women in the land. One day, a wicked witched named PP shows up in the middle of nowhere put curse upon Beergo; that cursed would make women so horny, if he stared too much in the ass. Little does Beergo knows, he's been staring all women in kingdom in the ass. Women have been bewitched and chasing him though out the kingdom. Until one day, they finally caught him..... and Beergo live happy ever after. THE END. 😄
*smh*click to expand
Posted by moon_eyesPosted by Virgo07
So he's a tool for expressing himself? Really? OMG, you are such a boy.
YES he is lol. i could have taken those lines, made a love song, and topped jason mraz on hot 100. (no pun intended)
Mraz is a cancer, idk how you gonna top him dear lol😛click to expand

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
SHUT YOUR MOUTH VIRGOHERO! I WILL NOT HEAR SUCH BULLCRAPPERY!!!! YOU JINX ME & I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!


Posted by moon_eyes
that is so mean omg lol
why are virgos so weird virgohero?
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Oh Sorry VH... I didnt mean VirGuy compared to Leo Male... I was stating that I am a Leo so what the compatibility would be in that department between myself being a Leo and him being a Virgo... although.... I have since "gathered" my own information on this one. *wink wink* as I know you are aware. LOL!
I have no complaints with what is going on under the sheets.... I do believe that I am probably the more "fiery" of the duo though. But yes, you are right, so far the focus has been more on me and he is very giving. Having Leo in the chart is a definite advantage to the compatibility factor.