@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
Free Goat Rides..
Are Free Goat Rides for Virgos a Sign of Luck or Fun?
Free goat rides for Virgos are a playful way to celebrate Virgo traits like adventure and curiosity. It is not a literal offering but a humorous gesture highlighting Virgo's energetic and fun-loving nature. Such playful astrology references are meant to entertain and engage Virgo fans.
8 minutes already? Damn I could get a cab in the mean time.
You people cannot keep your word for shit.
😈
Posted by Damnata
Well..I am here..Posted by SirHorns
*puts up sign*
Free Goat Rides for Virgos on the Cap Board.Just hold on to those horns and enjoy the wild ride of your life folks~
...Well?
*glares at the cheating, faithless Virgal*
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wut? since when?
we'll probably end up riding you..but ok 🙂
you have me confused for a shell creature..say..a cancer?
@Chance15, that image spoiled everything you said 😢
we'll probably end up riding you..but ok 🙂
you have me confused for a shell creature..say..a cancer?
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Hey now.....
Posted by Damnata
Well..I am here..Posted by SirHorns
*puts up sign*
Free Goat Rides for Virgos on the Cap Board.Just hold on to those horns and enjoy the wild ride of your life folks~
...Well?
*glares at the cheating, faithless Virgal*
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*hugs CP*
Posted by Damnata
Well..I am here..Posted by SirHorns
*puts up sign*
Free Goat Rides for Virgos on the Cap Board.Just hold on to those horns and enjoy the wild ride of your life folks~
...Well?
*glares at the cheating, faithless Virgal*
*hugs CP*
*buries his teared up eyes in justagirl's bosom*
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*pats on head, there, there.. here's nice steak to chew on*
Posted by Damnata
Well..I am here..Posted by SirHorns
*puts up sign*
Free Goat Rides for Virgos on the Cap Board.Just hold on to those horns and enjoy the wild ride of your life folks~
...Well?
*glares at the cheating, faithless Virgal*
wut? since when?
I agreed to only play Romanian games with you...
Then you go around accepting rides from other goats.
*glares*
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"The reports of my cheating have been greatly exaggerated"
Posted by Damnata
Well..I am here..Posted by SirHorns
*puts up sign*
Free Goat Rides for Virgos on the Cap Board.Just hold on to those horns and enjoy the wild ride of your life folks~
...Well?
*glares at the cheating, faithless Virgal*
*hugs CP*
*buries his teared up eyes in justagirl's bosom*
*pats on head, there, there.. here's nice steak to chew on*
Sure! As long as it's in your bosom 😄
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UHHmm no, steak will not be a meat to touch my bosom.
Posted by cowpuncher
The steak can wait then, I still need more "cry in the bosom" time...
THAT went right over the goats head... 😛
I was kinda expecting canapes..
>😄 Hehehehe. As long as vampire doesn't drain away my life force we're good.
Oooh! Prepare yourselves for some homemade sushi and a antipasto platter!
Damn cats everywhere.
Posted by Sn1p3r187
Damn cats everywhere.Prod my goat, goat.
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No.
Those lines are not straight, you trying to freak the Virgals out— 😉
Posted by cowpuncher
Tough luck, Scroungy :pclick to expand
It's a shame. The cat will be too small for me to wear it as a outfit. Cat didn't know what it was getting into.
Posted by Sn1p3r187
It's a shame. The cat will be too small for me to wear it as a outfit. Cat didn't know what it was getting into.Shame indeed.
However, the cat could make kitty Uggs out of a young goat.
Know where I can find one?
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Capinc. I'll put him on the altar of sacrifice and Kali ma him.
Chance..that photo of a virgo chick..I love the drawing on her leg and the dress. You made me remember a folder I have with pics from deviantart about Virgos..I might start a topic.
I like the cake too but..pink? bleah.
Posted by SirHorns
*Dons Glasses*
Those are Ands's!
Posted by Damnata
Chance..that photo of a virgo chick..I love the drawing on her leg and the dress. You made me remember a folder I have with pics from deviantart about Virgos..I might start a topic.I like the cake too but..pink? bleah.
Ahh deviantart. That's where I upload most of my works to.
Posted by Sn1p3r187
It's a shame. The cat will be too small for me to wear it as a outfit. Cat didn't know what it was getting into.Shame indeed.
However, the cat could make kitty Uggs out of a young goat.
Know where I can find one?
Capinc. I'll put him on the altar of sacrifice and Kali ma him
Thank you for the fine offer.
Although I have no issues with his demise atop your altar as I am sure it would be a lovely ceremony, I'm going to have to pass on Capinc's coat furnishing my kitty Uggs since it would surely be littered with the crass goat's pubes.
Perhaps a 20 year old goat from the divine pastures of North Carolina? I hear their fur is quite lush and make great kitty booties. Is that true?
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You heard wrong. I don't where you be getting yo information from. And if Capinc is not yo style , I shall offer up another say (pulls out a lottery ballot that is chosen at random) Lildoll. But I do know of a fine kitten from Romania who'd do great if I make her into a jacket to keep me warm in the winter. 😄
Posted by SirHorns
Hmm.Do I have to inform the goats that instead of rides thy offer hardcore Saturnian lessons in pain?
Well?!
I can roll with "lessons in pain" also. It's a turn on.
Posted by SirHorns
Hmm.Do I have to inform the goats that instead of rides thy offer hardcore Saturnian lessons in pain?
Well?!I can roll with "lessons in pain" also. It's a turn on.
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Hmmm. Now where do I put those whips at?
Posted by Sn1p3r187
You heard wrong. I don't where you be getting yo information from. And if Capinc is not yo style , I shall offer up another say (pulls out a lottery ballot that is chosen at random) Lildoll. But I do know of a fine kitten from Romania who'd do great if I make her into a jacket to keep me warm in the winter. 😄Lies.
You heard nothing but unfounded rumors and half truths. They do not make good jackets, mittens, or socks. Although quite fluffy and unassuming, Romanian kittens are not to be trifled with. They are the spawn of Satan like all Romanian vampires and could be quite scary.
Yikes
*shivers*
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tsk tsk tsk. Poor kitten. She never stood a chance. Had a history of arrogance and underestimation. Her funeral is walking around as someones jacket. Poor kitty. But she serves a better purpose now. On my torso keeping me warm. One hoof was all it took
Posted by Sn1p3r187
tsk tsk tsk. Poor kitten. She never stood a chance. Had a history of arrogance and underestimation. Her funeral is walking around as someones jacket. Poor kitty. But she serves a better purpose now. On my torso keeping me warm. One hoof was all it took*intercepts kick...skins her prey*
*chews on goat leg...spits out hoof*
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You have to try a little harder than that to kill me puss n boots.
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Well..I am here..
...Well?