What would you do if you got somebody knocked up?

This topic was created in the Virgo forum by Beergo85 on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 and has 18 replies.

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21 Years25,000+ PostsPisces

1. get dna checked

2. if a match - write up a contract and make her sign it (this is easy to do if you know how to make her cry)

3. the day the positive match came in - secure a new girlfriend who is prettier

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Posted by PotHeadVirgo22
If it happened to be just some lady I fucked, then I'd definitely become alcoholic. But if I see myself with this person, I wouldn't mind it. I mean come on he/she just came from my sack......I couldn't kill it....

By your standards, I'm a mass murderer, killing thousands every single day - Stalin and Pol Pot have nothing on me.