allkoalasallthetime

allkoalasallthetime

It looks vicious.

https://www.savethekoala.com/

I'm going to buy this limited edition koala kollectors spoon to support the AKF

*smug look*

what are you going to do

@_@

yama?

WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS

But it's true.

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/2295/coolanimal.html

From the article-"No one has ever survived an attack by a koala... usually, after they pelt you senseless with Eucalyptis nuts, they drop from the branches of their tree with their awful fangs bared, screaming at the top of their lungs. They grab the face of their victim and basically tear him or her to bits. The only known method for avoiding a koala attack is to stay at home, inside, under the bed (with the lights off, of course) at ALL times. If you are attacked, scream "TIGER SNAKE" and fall to the ground. Sometimes, this tricks the koala into thinking it is about to be on TV. Koalas hate being on tv, so this might buy you enough time to get away."

okay...well some koala DO turn to the darkside...but there are bad seeda in every species gene pool

take my sister for example...

or any other bloodsucker gone bad...like...condoleeza rice

"but there are bad seeda in every species gene pool"

Just some bad seeds, eh?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Koala_Bears

From the article-"A small fraction of the thousands of koalas spend their lives sitting at the tops of tall trees in bushland sleeping or taking drugs. But most koalas are incredibly aggressive and will attack any unfortunate person who happens to get in their way.

Koalas have been known to hide in the tops of trees in bushland, then jump down when they see hikers passing by, landing on top of them and ripping their brains out.
This year alone 90 hikers have been killed by koalas. Last year, in 2004, 220 people in total were killed. 180 were killed in 2003. Now in 2005 the death rate has at least tripled in Australia as well as in China and parts of New Mexico. Those stupid bastards need to be caught."

did you ever NEED something SO bad you thought you might be willing to KILL to get it? o_O

a single scrunchie is only 2.50 but I would still kill someone for one...if that was the only way I could have one...

Koalas have been known to hide in the tops of trees in bushland, then jump down when they see hikers passing by, landing on top of them and ripping their brains out.

^...if only it had been me...*swoon* those tender furrypaddy lil feet against my scalp *heart fluttering*

I'm afraid they have already gotten to you...were you bitten by one of them?

yama...the koala loves you- why can't you love the koala?

*shakes head*

I think you need to take my quiz

I think you are one of their slaves now...controlled by their insidious cuteness....

http://www.quizilla.com/users/tanzemitmir/quizzes/Are% 20you% 20a% 20koality% 20person% 3F/

^I'm guessing you're not a koality person...but we'll let the quiz help you figure that out...

Either that or you're a super-intelligent koala, trying to spread their evil propoganda...

"There is no such thing as canned koala! For shame *in Stimpy's voice* There is nothing koality about you. HATER! Inoccent koalas die because of people like you."

HAH! As if there is such a thing as an Innocent Koala...

Pope Cuddlepie the Innocent

the first koala to visit the US...

he is a celestial being...I doubt a person like yourself could comprehend his true greatness...

"Pope Cuddlepie the Innocent

the first koala to visit the US...

he is a celestial being...I doubt a person like yourself could comprehend his true greatness..."

...Is it a cult?

Are your posts being observed by them?
*whisper*If so, use the word juxtapose in your next post.*/whisper*

Either that or you're a super-intelligent koala, trying to spread their evil propoganda...

hey now- I don't run with those left wing marsupials...their philosophy is a little to radical for ME to swallow but I certaintly wouldn't right them off just because they have pouches

yama- people like you make me sick- SPECIEST!

"yama- people like you make me sick- SPECIEST!"

I prefer "hater-of-evil", if you don't mind.

"I'm watching TLC, a show called Supersize She. The woman has to be taking riods, she sounds like a guy."

Is that some code? Is Primegen your operator? Is he telling you to abort the operation?

it's not a cult! the membership IS free...but that doesn't mean anything...the chants are an age old custom...we imbibe eucalyptus during a special ceremony on the third weekend of every month

I can see you are very JELLO but we don't allow HATERS

"JELLO"

?

Is that some sort of code?

I saw that show...

their clit turns into a mini penis and everything...I don't think they talk about that on the show though...

yeahh...like I said...it aint pretty below the belt either

so where's special tonight? is she in the secret room?

did she give up her true identity yet?

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ronharris8a.jpg

^Is this it?

"Hey I like those Koala pics...Nice......"

Et tu, SB?

"I mean really...they only eat ONE type of leave.."

Yeah that, and human flesh.

I cannot believe you buy into their lies.

The little furry demons have you gals wraped around their little finger.

*wrapped

Alright here is some more information from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Koala_Bears:
"A few months ago, a large group of about fifteen koalas attacked a group of five hikers who were hiking in the bushland of Western Australia. The hikers had two shotguns between them. The koalas killed all of the hikers, then stole their guns.

A few months later, the same koalas used the two shotguns to rob a bank in the city of Perth in Western Australia, near where the koalas had killed the hikers. They stole about $ 100 million Australian dollars. The koalas escaped before police arrived and were never found again."

Does that sound like self-defence?

Do you have any proof? Cause it sounds like you're making things up just to support your agenda.

And about the name-are we really gonna argue semantics? c'mmon...

"Um...I'm talking about good references. But looks like you wouldn't know one if it came and slapped you on the face."

So, just your opinion than?😛

Here you go, another site for the unbelievers-http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/2295/coolanimal.html

I'm guessing it's just a coincidence that two different sites, just out of the blue, decide to write lies about the koalas?

"yama ur joking about the koalas attacking ppl right?
yes u r...right?"

Since you decide to disregarde all of the evidence I gave you thus far, I won't dignify that with a response.

"i dont need a sight to tell me what koalas r like..."

No, all you need is the standard "cute and fluffy" propoganda, god forbids you'll actually look deeply at the subject, using unbiased sources of information...

Do you know why you don't hear about these incidences in mainstraim media?
Three words:the Australian government
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One word:Tourism.

Seriously, if the word spreads that the Koalas are not those sweet, adorable creatures that the Australian govrenment is making them out to be, but stone-cold killers instead, do you have any idea what that would to Australian tourism? It may destroy Australias economy, so of course the Australian government is trying to hush it up, by paying victims familys, etc...

Au contraire,'tis you who don't know much about the dastardly Koalas, for you have been brainwashed by the pro-Australian media.(seriously, think about it, when was the last time you've heard something bad about Australia?)

...From the mass media...

"are going to decide that for me?"

Those who see must lead the blind.

"pro aus media...hah! i know every undercurrent that happens in the media around the world...its part of my job"

...Or is it what they want you to think?
Come on, do you think they'll manipulate the media in "broad daylight"?

"they dont waste their time misleading ppl about some puny animal.."

...You do know Koalas are 6 feet tall, right?

Oh sure, the ones the Australian government distributes for public display, we are dealing with pros here.

^for SB.

"oh yeah...n elephants r 3 feet tall"

Don't be facetious.