Cafe Cabras (under new management) (Page 3)

I woke up in a good mood and someone spoiled it

I removed myself from the situation though...

I want to maintain happiness throughout day- the kisses really did help too 🙂

btw

every time I'm on dxp you can assume that I was, am or will be doing a slackMoFo dance in the near future...

*pokes DB to see if he is still alive from falling off the chair*

the crickets NEVER listen to me DB- it is very frustrating sometimes...if anything they just make fun of me

looking at the koalacabras gives me palpitations...

so I had this dream last night that I was watching the sunset from the window and there were four suns and it was creating dark purple and pink colors shine on this huge rocky mountain. THe yellow light from the suns was blinding and I thought the whole scene to be very surreal and beautiful...

LMAO!!!

HAHA

okay

I was interrupted while typing my dream

anyway

as I was watching the mountain I saw lightenting strike it and a giant shale of rock split the mountain- I felt lucky that I wasn't there because I had almost gone out to climb up the mountain...

THEN

get this- I had a dream that I was on the phone with YOU DB

and we were talkingtalking about running marathons for some reason and all of the sudden the phone was silent because you had left and all I could hear was CRICKETS on the line! I was standing in a plane so I left the phone off the hook and the pilot turned out to be my friend (who is actually a pilot) and I kept trying to tell my sister that I knew the pilot and she didn't get it and- and -and

okay I'm outta breath

I think I'm loosing it

I have had dreams about dxp "people" before and it reminds me of when I was a kid and would play mario on the nintendo every free second I got and then I would have dreams that I was mario and I would end up in one of the swimming lands (cause those were always the hardest for me) trying to dodge the jellyfish that go up and down...

I want to tell you DB- just not while "they" are watching *paranoid look*

I can explain.

I have to go now but I will pm you a little later-

I just have this thing about airing my personal issues out in the public thread 😉

*JP walks in with industial sized vacuum and super long hose. It has special attachments to pick up crickets.*

*vvverrvrrrvrvrrrrrrvrvr*

Come here you dirty little ***tards!!!

*vveveveveeevrrvevrveve*

*Takes out the bag and walks over to koala's eating dish.*

Come here little guy. I have a snacky for you. Don't tell Schoen or DB. They might think I have a soft spot for you. You know, you are kinda cute.

*Pats koala on the head as he savagely eats the crickets. Packs up the vacuum and dodges out the back door.*

SSHHHH....

Don't tell anyone. The only walnuts with soft spots are the rotten ones. 🙂

Hellooooo

*trips over a sage bush*

lol

anti- you keep those t*rdies tightly leashed now yahear...

*flames of hell crisping flesh*

*hands DB a soggy bag of IKEA meatballs*

don't eat 'em all in one place now...these are to be savoured!

they're swedish

isn't that weeeeeeeeeerd

oh


DB

don't say "holla"

it makes me think of that horrible song

okay anti

haha

but the joke is on YOU

I always keep a slice of cake in my tutu for post-rehearsal snax...

can't blog

can't drive

what are you good for again??

shrink my tutu??

that is just NASTAY

you would be a great balletbiatch DB- what would yer eating disorder be...

BB?

yes

BB

bulimic bread- do you not LOVE IT??

okay blingy

yer NASTAY too

so keep yer hands off my CaKe K??

sorry bling

was DB's fault...

NASTAY!!!

I always hated the word nasty when I was a kid

guess I'm really coming into my own now...

*GASP*

runs over to toilet and purges



okay...my fingers are getting tired

do I look thin again yet??