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Phallic Saiyan Adventure
Cha la head cha la! Goku knew he must take intervention action when he witnessed the anguish of his insufficiently satisfied troupe of lasses. Tien Shinhan and friends may have been respectably well-endowed, but Launch ached and throbbed for greater possibilities- never mind the throes of unresolved hormones of which Mama Bikini suffered. The gals, ranging from petite and pert to buxom and voluptuous, collectively dreamed of a world where their ejaculate flowed like a thriving waterfall-- replete with bubbles and organisms, even. When Goku overheard of their plight, hushed as it was kept, he knew there was no time to waste. He ordered "The TB12 Method" and consulted with Alex Guerrero in his quest to reach Tom Brady heights of sigma. Alex put him on a strict regimen of >9000 daily sets of penile curls and deadlifts. He incorporated stem cells, HGH and even radioactive supplements into his regime. The soft burn and fragrance of the crescendo of Chi-Chi's arousal served as motive enough to carry forth.
One morning as Goku set out to train, he crossed Launch in his path, who said "Lemme holla atcha" and sneezed. Goku's johnson became positively enraged. He arched his back, bellowed into the abyss, and parted Launch's delicate but yielding lips in twain. The pair joined in a terrible marriage of Super Saipan lust. Juices sprinkled every which way. He bent the ho over and thrusted till the tectonic plates themselves were forced asunder. Their tandem climax was a force to reckon. The previously dissatisfied mademoiselles shielded their eyes from the dazzling spectacle. Tien was so press he shed a tear or two. Goku flipped him the bird and said "Suck it, lil boy" before proceeding to ravage every damsel in sight. Upon nightfall, he eked out one final, fearsome nut to complete his treacherous phallic Saiyan adventure. The ladies collapsed in the most orgasmic elation they had ever experienced. Next time on Dragon Ball Z...
Cha la head cha la! Goku knew he must take intervention action when he witnessed the anguish of his insufficiently satisfied troupe of lasses. Tien Shinhan and friends may have been respectably well-endowed, but Launch ached and throbbed for greater possibilities- never mind the throes of unresolved hormones of which Mama Bikini suffered. The gals, ranging from petite and pert to buxom and voluptuous, collectively dreamed of a world where their ejaculate flowed like a thriving waterfall-- replete with bubbles and organisms, even. When Goku overheard of their plight, hushed as it was kept, he knew there was no time to waste. He ordered "The TB12 Method" and consulted with Alex Guerrero in his quest to reach Tom Brady heights of sigma. Alex put him on a strict regimen of >9000 daily sets of penile curls and deadlifts. He incorporated stem cells, HGH and even radioactive supplements into his regime. The soft burn and fragrance of the crescendo of Chi-Chi's arousal served as motive enough to carry forth.
One morning as Goku set out to train, he crossed Launch in his path, who said "Lemme holla atcha" and sneezed. Goku's johnson became positively enraged. He arched his back, bellowed into the abyss, and parted Launch's delicate but yielding lips in twain. The pair joined in a terrible marriage of Super Saipan lust. Juices sprinkled every which way. He bent the ho over and thrusted till the tectonic plates themselves were forced asunder. Their tandem climax was a force to reckon. The previously dissatisfied mademoiselles shielded their eyes from the dazzling spectacle. Tien was so press he shed a tear or two. Goku flipped him the bird and said "Suck it, lil boy" before proceeding to ravage every damsel in sight. Upon nightfall, he eked out one final, fearsome nut to complete his treacherous phallic Saiyan adventure. The ladies collapsed in the most orgasmic elation they had ever experienced. Next time on Dragon Ball Z...
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but appreciate the lack of repetition of terms.
my crack fics aren't erotic but somehow it's so much more cringe and embarrassing. maybe i'll share some snippets when i'm in an extra mood 🤸🤸 also imagine my english is rusty but i'm always trying 😆😆
i'm working on another one right now coz it's like an addiction i can't shake. thank heavens my toddler's napping with his dad so i can finally write more crack.
but appreciate the lack of repetition of terms.
my crack fics aren't erotic but somehow it's so much more cringe and embarrassing. maybe i'll share some snippets when i'm in an extra mood 🤸🤸 also imagine my english is rusty but i'm always trying 😆😆
i'm working on another one right now coz it's like an addiction i can't shake. thank heavens my toddler's napping with his dad so i can finally write more crack.
so basically this is the premise but like over and over in different scenarios 🤡🤡
i've only found literally one person who wrote one fic about them (it was passable but mine are better) and like maybe one or two fanvids with one comment saying 'someone should start writing about them.' then other sites have more unconventional people who are totally into it but i just don't know what to think of people who are on board with emperor palpatine x lochness monster.
i've only found literally one person who wrote one fic about them (it was passable but mine are better) and like maybe one or two fanvids with one comment saying 'someone should start writing about them.' then other sites have more unconventional people who are totally into it but i just don't know what to think of people who are on board with emperor palpatine x lochness monster.
Girls just wanna have fun…………
OHMANGTHISISMAKINGMEALLHOTANDBOTHEREDDDDDDDDDD
Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by virgoOPPP
Their rivalry had been the talk of Mandalore for years but as they stood side by side, Satine felt a strange kinship with the man who had so often been her adversary. They were both driven by a fierce love for their planet, a desire to see it flourish and its people prosper yet their methods, their beliefs about what was right and just had always stood in stark contrast.
The silence between them grew heavier with an air that neither could name. Satine studied Pre Vizsla, noticing the fine lines around his eyes and the tension in his jaw. Beneath the beskar was a man of flesh and blood, with hopes and fears like any other. She found herself wondering what he was like when he wasn't fighting for his cause.
"Governor," she said finally, her voice a whisper. "Why do we always have to be at odds?"
And then…
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i'm torn between letting them continue this conversation or have a bomb go off somewhere to escalate the drama.
can you share some of yours? ☺️☺️
Posted by Stardustmopped
Lolol I love this.
I don’t think I can post mine. They’re all inspired by real experiences and then everyone will see how I flirt in real life 🥴
Oh you should share please 😄
Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by virgoOPPP
Their rivalry had been the talk of Mandalore for years but as they stood side by side, Satine felt a strange kinship with the man who had so often been her adversary. They were both driven by a fierce love for their planet, a desire to see it flourish and its people prosper yet their methods, their beliefs about what was right and just had always stood in stark contrast.
The silence between them grew heavier with an air that neither could name. Satine studied Pre Vizsla, noticing the fine lines around his eyes and the tension in his jaw. Beneath the beskar was a man of flesh and blood, with hopes and fears like any other. She found herself wondering what he was like when he wasn't fighting for his cause.
"Governor," she said finally, her voice a whisper. "Why do we always have to be at odds?"
And then…
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Thanks for quoting! This is beautiful
Here's another that I wrote while I was in a throuple with that Libra and his 220 lb Gemini gf. I wrote it starring our cats. Mine is sancho, libras is Kevin, and Geminis is Drill bit.
The Terrible Triad Betwixt Sancho, Kevin, and Drill Bit
Over the hills & far away existed the Land of Cats & Gyats. The cream of the crop, the top tier of the caste system, the godfathers of the mafia were a menacing triforce of felines. The prince & princess of the triad were Kevin, a strutting & seductive peacock of cats, & his lady love, the timid & demure Principessa Drill Bit. A petite, black, & lithe couple, they kept the populace clutched in an erotic state of anxiety & peril. They never failed to catch visitors of the land, be they traveling vagabonds, horny tourists, or forewarned foreign statesmen off-guard with their unassuming cunning. Kevin's strengths included quick wit, reflexes as smart as the whip of a tail, & nimble agility posing a significantly more dangerous force than his vampiric beauty & mischievous, flirtatious persona could betray. Drill Bit, a tiny & adorable figure, was the conscience of the couple-- her innate sweetness & true goodness was irresistible to Kevin.
Drill Bit exemplified patience & wisdom, aspiring to demonstrate Teddy Roosevelt's philosophy: "speak softly, but carry a big stick". Drill Bit appeared shy & naive, but while she preferred to be physically elusive & gracious, naive she was not. Each action she took was deliberate, & she was a tactical genius: the mastermind of the three w infallible discernment & the greatest intellectual gifts in the land. She weighed every decision w utmost gravity, a necessary foil to Kevin's sharp reflexes-- not to mention his natural hedonism & conquistador spirit (primarily of a sexual nature). Despite her soft core of sweet & yielding humanity, Drill Bit was a gangster through and through. On the rare occasion she deemed it just, she had personally carried out such infernal acts of righteousness the townsfolk retched at the memory. Drill Bit was tiny, beautiful as a fae & loving, but her intimate circle of three were her everything. To gaze upon her bashful face as she retreated to the background, allowing Kevin and Sancho to be public-facing (and in Kevin's face, public-fellating) representatives, you could see her gentle & subtle affection. Drill Bit's pure & light way of being, like the most innocent angel, drove Kevin to tears. He treasured her dearly. He may have been the town bicycle, but his eyes were only for her.
Were this fable "Queen of the Damned", Kevin would be Lestat, Drill Bit Jessie, and the third sex kitten in our tale, Sancho, the ever-teasing, tantalizing Akasha... although some would call her the Regina George of the clan. Sancho had the second best discernment of the cats, but while Drill Bit would be perceptive on the Myers-Briggs scale, Sancho would be judgmental. Born to a small black mother and a possibly feline AIDS-positive father, Sancho was the largest and most spherical of the bunch-- A tabby with white socks, a snow-white, fluffy underside pronounced at her chest like an aristocrat's frills, and the most, delicate, feminine face imaginable. Her beauty was exacerbated by her fierce sassiness-- the rhyme and reason to her discernment was unknown to all but her, and she showed no decorum towards those she disliked. Those unlucky several ached for what they couldn't have, and the few she approved of felt all the more special. Sancho was the precocious brat of the bunch, lacking their staggering ingenuity & wisdom, but she was fearless, fiercely loyal, & had the sense to be trusted to make decisions on the gang's behalf even if that meant awaiting the couple's counsel.
As a nocturnal principality, nights were sprightly & jovial in the Land of Cats & Gyats. Drill Bit often fainted daintily in a sunken-floor alcove under a fairy-lit canopy, cuddled up with a rich work of literature. Kevin slunk slyly through the alleys sniffing for pootytang, and Sancho liked too much on her favorite snack, spiderwebs. The soft tinkle of a toy sounded nearby. The land was agog with the clap of asses. All was magical as was the default in LoCag. Until... the land suddenly fell still, so silent you could hear a turnip's whisper. To be continued...
The Terrible Triad Betwixt Sancho, Kevin, and Drill Bit
Over the hills & far away existed the Land of Cats & Gyats. The cream of the crop, the top tier of the caste system, the godfathers of the mafia were a menacing triforce of felines. The prince & princess of the triad were Kevin, a strutting & seductive peacock of cats, & his lady love, the timid & demure Principessa Drill Bit. A petite, black, & lithe couple, they kept the populace clutched in an erotic state of anxiety & peril. They never failed to catch visitors of the land, be they traveling vagabonds, horny tourists, or forewarned foreign statesmen off-guard with their unassuming cunning. Kevin's strengths included quick wit, reflexes as smart as the whip of a tail, & nimble agility posing a significantly more dangerous force than his vampiric beauty & mischievous, flirtatious persona could betray. Drill Bit, a tiny & adorable figure, was the conscience of the couple-- her innate sweetness & true goodness was irresistible to Kevin.
Drill Bit exemplified patience & wisdom, aspiring to demonstrate Teddy Roosevelt's philosophy: "speak softly, but carry a big stick". Drill Bit appeared shy & naive, but while she preferred to be physically elusive & gracious, naive she was not. Each action she took was deliberate, & she was a tactical genius: the mastermind of the three w infallible discernment & the greatest intellectual gifts in the land. She weighed every decision w utmost gravity, a necessary foil to Kevin's sharp reflexes-- not to mention his natural hedonism & conquistador spirit (primarily of a sexual nature). Despite her soft core of sweet & yielding humanity, Drill Bit was a gangster through and through. On the rare occasion she deemed it just, she had personally carried out such infernal acts of righteousness the townsfolk retched at the memory. Drill Bit was tiny, beautiful as a fae & loving, but her intimate circle of three were her everything. To gaze upon her bashful face as she retreated to the background, allowing Kevin and Sancho to be public-facing (and in Kevin's face, public-fellating) representatives, you could see her gentle & subtle affection. Drill Bit's pure & light way of being, like the most innocent angel, drove Kevin to tears. He treasured her dearly. He may have been the town bicycle, but his eyes were only for her.
Were this fable "Queen of the Damned", Kevin would be Lestat, Drill Bit Jessie, and the third sex kitten in our tale, Sancho, the ever-teasing, tantalizing Akasha... although some would call her the Regina George of the clan. Sancho had the second best discernment of the cats, but while Drill Bit would be perceptive on the Myers-Briggs scale, Sancho would be judgmental. Born to a small black mother and a possibly feline AIDS-positive father, Sancho was the largest and most spherical of the bunch-- A tabby with white socks, a snow-white, fluffy underside pronounced at her chest like an aristocrat's frills, and the most, delicate, feminine face imaginable. Her beauty was exacerbated by her fierce sassiness-- the rhyme and reason to her discernment was unknown to all but her, and she showed no decorum towards those she disliked. Those unlucky several ached for what they couldn't have, and the few she approved of felt all the more special. Sancho was the precocious brat of the bunch, lacking their staggering ingenuity & wisdom, but she was fearless, fiercely loyal, & had the sense to be trusted to make decisions on the gang's behalf even if that meant awaiting the couple's counsel.
As a nocturnal principality, nights were sprightly & jovial in the Land of Cats & Gyats. Drill Bit often fainted daintily in a sunken-floor alcove under a fairy-lit canopy, cuddled up with a rich work of literature. Kevin slunk slyly through the alleys sniffing for pootytang, and Sancho liked too much on her favorite snack, spiderwebs. The soft tinkle of a toy sounded nearby. The land was agog with the clap of asses. All was magical as was the default in LoCag. Until... the land suddenly fell still, so silent you could hear a turnip's whisper. To be continued...
Excellent excellent, thanks all for the contributions
@woolylabia was out on a jovial lunch date with firebunny one sunny day long ago. The date was platonic, but a fiery longing raged inside of ands. The breeze in the Philippines was comforting, and softly caressed his dick and balls in a way that exacerbated the arousal that had already been brewing gazing upon firebunny's winsome smile. He looked down, made eye contact with bunny coyly through his lashes, and caressed his water bottle softly up and down the shaft, then did so in a more passionate thrust creating a lusty crescendo. Firebunny's eyes widened in his possibly Prednisone- ravaged moon face, fog from his sweat developing inside his glasses. He moved his foot forward to cup ands' in a way inviting more.
Posted by MidAtBest
@woolylabia was out on a jovial lunch date with firebunny one sunny day long ago. The date was platonic, but a fiery longing raged inside of ands. The breeze in the Philippines was comforting, and softly caressed his dick and balls in a way that exacerbated the arousal that had already been brewing gazing upon firebunny's winsome smile. He looked down, made eye contact with bunny coyly through his lashes, and caressed his water bottle softly up and down the shaft, then did so in a more passionate thrust creating a lusty crescendo. Firebunny's eyes widened in his possibly Prednisone- ravaged moon face, fog from his sweat developing inside his glasses. He moved his foot forward to cup ands' in a way inviting more.
The water bottle became an item of interest between the two of them. And the local pharmacy was down one bottle of lube. The subject of the bottle's disappearance remains a secret only the two of them know to this day.
The countdown has started for this thread to get turned off. ⏱️
Yall don't mind me. I'm just passing through
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Posted by WoolyLabia
The smell of blue cheese permeated the bedroom. Are you up Hydorah asked KimboSlice.. I loved your post about that DXPer baby. I was so turned on when you called them fat. I know you were you dirty old man. Now come back to bed before I go online again.
*Jed watches in the corner*
Do I miss heavyentertainmentshow he thought to himself. Nope I’m straight. Have to do hard drugs to forget being butt sexxxed as a teen now. Oh well.
Here is one that’s actually canon lol
"Wow you look like Elon Musk!" the 18 year old girl exclaims. This only saddened the 41 year old as he was reminded of not knowing his real father due to his Filipino mother being in a gang bang consisting of rich, white passport bros. After paying for her dinner, he takes her home to his nipa hut which also houses his retired prostitute mother. She excuses herself to use the squat toilet when suddenly mid-squat a snake surprises her by slithering up the pipes and licks her clean. She then fights the flying cockroaches on her way back to his living room when she is met by the middle aged man with his jorts at his ankles. "Are those knees knocked?" She queried, eyes fixed on his socks and slippers. She stares at him awkwardly, unimpressed as her phone materializes in her hands, dating apps and expats deleted. All four of her lips mummifying drier than the Sahara, mouth running out of saliva. Before he can even get the counterfeit Gucci flip flops off she makes her escape after realizing he couldn’t live up to his strange bidet. Rocket then gave the unfortunate man a pity hump till the red birthday dye on his tail faded into a rose pink.
Awkward
For $ 10 ill vocaroo your erotic storys in a kiwi accent
Posted by Walk_on_by
For $ 10 ill vocaroo your erotic storys in a kiwi accent
I can already hear that Chinese lady with no lips heavy breathing
Posted by Stardustmopped
Men ruin everything. Now I’ll never get to read a dxp enemies to lovers
right? but there's always this:
Posted by Black-Ops-Berserker
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
i have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
Posted by Stardustmopped
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
he's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
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Staind 🤣
I don’t think that is even kimbos generation
Unless he was 8 already listening to staind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣click to expand
cancers love vintage music, im sure it'll resonate 💀
Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by MidAtBestPosted by WoolyLabiacancers love vintage music, im sure it'll resonate 💀Posted by MidAtBestStaind 🤣Posted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
click to expand
I don’t think that is even kimbos generation
Unless he was 8 already listening to staind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’m going to give him some underground legends like Little Brother for his weirdo mercurial bits.
Little Brother -whatever you say remix
“Get em so wet they make a Freudian slip and fall down into my verbal abyss”
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I hope you really write it! I need to think of a romantically interesting DXPer to write about
maybe @xyzabc? and her libra ex lore
and/or the Sancho/MadHatter/Pisco love triangle xD
Posted by Stardustmopped
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
This is going to be a slam dunk lol, spitting in my mouth is a good sign. You won’t run out of saliva even after explaining to me what the 1% is. When you inevitably fail to make me orgasm, I’ll hear “my pilates body from 2006 would make you cum!” Then you’ll start crying when I tell you giving other senior citizens blowjobs in the sauna isn’t a workout. Keep your tears for lubricant. Label the bottle “Wal-Mart Romz”
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Stardustmopped
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
he's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.click to expand
Even without a shower she wouldn’t look as greasy as you do in an Armani suit you can’t afford.
That’s because you haven’t taken it off since it arrived at your house, getting fired for bad hygiene and diarrhea lol.
Posted by KimboSlicePosted by MidAtBestPosted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
click to expand
Even without a shower she wouldn’t look as greasy as you do in an Armani suit you can’t afford.
That’s because you haven’t taken it off since it arrived at your house, getting fired for bad hygiene and diarrhea lol.click to expand
Ngl valid 😰 I looked greasy in the pic and after the back-to-back tattoos skipped an appalling number of showers
Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by KimboSlicePosted by StardustmoppedThis is going to be a slam dunk lol, spitting in my mouth is a good sign. You won’t run out of saliva even after explaining to me what the 1% is. When you inevitably fail to make me orgasm, I’ll hear “my pilates body from 2006 would make you cum!” Then you’ll start crying when I tell you giving other senior citizens blowjobs in the sauna isn’t a workout. Keep your tears for lubricant. Label the bottle “Wal-Mart Romz”
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
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Good job baby. Instagram wasn’t released until 2010 though, so you have me thirst trapping the Pilates bod too soon.click to expand
Yes darling, before Clerks 2 was in color I bet there were cave drawings out there of this so called pilates bod.
Posted by Shamalamadingdongmcshlong
Scorpio moons have the most hostile flirting tactics.
And it's BPD moon, they say
Posted by Walk_on_by
For $ 10 ill vocaroo your erotic storys in a kiwi accent
dxp needs more tani, send your PayPal/venmo/cashapp & ill purchase your service
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by StardustmoppedPosted by MidAtBestI’m going to give him some underground legends like Little Brother for his weirdo mercurial bits.Posted by WoolyLabiacancers love vintage music, im sure it'll resonate 💀Posted by MidAtBestStaind 🤣Posted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
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I don’t think that is even kimbos generation
Unless he was 8 already listening to staind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Little Brother -whatever you say remix
“Get em so wet they make a Freudian slip and fall down into my verbal abyss”
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I hope you really write it! I need to think of a romantically interesting DXPer to write about
maybe @xyzabc? and her libra ex lore
and/or the Sancho/MadHatter/Pisco love triangle xDclick to expand
😂 funny, I’m actually hanging with the ex libra tonight and doing umm well other things. My excuse is I’m drunk.
Posted by xyzabcPosted by MidAtBestPosted by StardustmoppedI hope you really write it! I need to think of a romantically interesting DXPer to write aboutPosted by MidAtBestI’m going to give him some underground legends like Little Brother for his weirdo mercurial bits.Posted by WoolyLabiacancers love vintage music, im sure it'll resonate 💀Posted by MidAtBestStaind 🤣Posted by Stardustmoppedhe's the earl sweatshirt archetype: brooding cancer man, listens to staind while dissociating, intelligent but personality disordered. secretly (or not) he aches for a beautiful unbathed Aqua woman who's perpetually unavailable but holds him all night on the rare occasion when he needs it the most.
which trope should I write kimbo as?
The cold emotionally shut off man who softens for no one (allegedly)
▪️emotionally unavailable anti-hero
▪️tragic backstory unknown
▪️trust issues
▪️wants to make sure you cum but fuck your feelings
The villain who pretends he’s a side character
▪️claims he’s not involved and doesn’t care but somehow is always there
Disapproving yet devoted hater
▪️so unimpressed
▪️has better things to do
▪️stays fully subscribed anyway
▪️he’s not watching you. He’s just casually aware of everything you do in a completely non-interested way.
▪️buys a ticket to your show to boo you with dedication from the front row
Spoiler: my character is going to spit in his mouth no matter what
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I don’t think that is even kimbos generation
Unless he was 8 already listening to staind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
click to expand
click to expand
Little Brother -whatever you say remix
“Get em so wet they make a Freudian slip and fall down into my verbal abyss”
click to expand
maybe @xyzabc? and her libra ex lore
and/or the Sancho/MadHatter/Pisco love triangle xD
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😂 funny, I’m actually hanging with the ex libra tonight and doing umm well other things. My excuse is I’m drunk.click to expand
awww im jealous fr I think im gonna start drinking too. have fun babe 🔥
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserker
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
i have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)click to expand
What is "tussisophilia"?
Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
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What is "tussisophilia"?
Posted by MidAtBest
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.click to expand
something that makes me much less than mid
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
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. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
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something that makes me even less than midclick to expand
Want me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
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Want me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbhclick to expand
lmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to share
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
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That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
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lmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to shareclick to expand
I don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
I don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?click to expand
every man loves a confident tease
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
every man loves a confident tease
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and downclick to expand
Forgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Forgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?click to expand
eye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick during
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
eye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick during
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣click to expand
Sounds like you wanna be that prostitute.
Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
Sounds like you wanna be that prostitute.click to expand
🤣 no, if I was ill with a partner I'd rather it be someone I have a relationship of sorts with where they actually care. that's not to say im against sex work, but it would never arouse me
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
eye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick during
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣click to expand
I understand the appeal of arousal in a nonsexual environment. Those porn scenes on a train or bus, of a woman getting touched up, getting more and more turned on before eventually getting penetrated just accepting it. Getting fucked whilst everyone around them ignores it does something very primal to me.
See I shared something so you can be less cringed.
Is it strictly coughing then? Some lass sweating with fever getting her pussy eaten isn't doing anything for you?
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestSounds like you wanna be that prostitute.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
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🤣 no, if I was ill with a partner I'd rather it be someone I have a relationship of sorts with where they actually care. that's not to say im against sex work, but it would never arouse meclick to expand
I mean in a fantasy way, not as an occupation.
Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
I understand the appeal of arousal in a nonsexual environment. Those porn scenes on a train or bus, of a woman getting touched up, getting more and more turned on before eventually getting penetrated just accepting it. Getting fucked whilst everyone around them ignores it does something very primal to me.
See I shared something so you can be less cringed.
Is it strictly coughing then? Someone lass sweating with fever getting her pussy eaten isn't doing anything for you?click to expand
strictly coughing. its funny because everyone knows of the sneeze fetish (I dont have btw) but the cough videos perform much better yet no one knows about it. I'm not attracted to myself coughing unless its with a bf and im remembering him like touching my tits and waist gently during and sweet treatment, staring at me.
I can also see now how you got your body count up to 43 with your prompting me into arousal here 🤣 (I mean that in an objective, not flirtatious way)
Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
You’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.
It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.
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Thank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by StardustmoppedPosted by MidAtBestYou’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.
click to expand
Thank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"click to expand
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Posted by StardustmoppedPosted by MidAtBestPosted by StardustmoppedThank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"Posted by MidAtBestYou’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.
click to expand
click to expand
Is role playing an option? Or is it just a very niche fetish that requires authenticity?click to expand
It's a childhood-induced paraphilia that requires authenticity for me and for it not to be forced at all. No vocalization during either (yk how ppl will yell while coughing, hate that)
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestI understand the appeal of arousal in a nonsexual environment. Those porn scenes on a train or bus, of a woman getting touched up, getting more and more turned on before eventually getting penetrated just accepting it. Getting fucked whilst everyone around them ignores it does something very primal to me.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkereye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick duringPosted by MidAtBestForgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerevery man loves a confident teasePosted by MidAtBestI don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkerlmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to sharePosted by MidAtBestWant me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.Posted by Black-Ops-BerserkerPosted by MidAtBestWhat is "tussisophilia"?Posted by Black-Ops-Berserkeri have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand
Posted by MidAtBestsomething that makes me even less than mid
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand
click to expand
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
click to expand
click to expand
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
click to expand
See I shared something so you can be less cringed.
Is it strictly coughing then? Someone lass sweating with fever getting her pussy eaten isn't doing anything for you?
click to expand
strictly coughing. its funny because everyone knows of the sneeze fetish (I dont have btw) but the cough videos perform much better yet no one knows about it. I'm not attracted to myself coughing unless its with a bf and im remembering him like touching my tits and waist gently during and sweet treatment, staring at me.
I can also see now how you got your body count up to 43 with your prompting me into arousal here 🤣 (I mean that in an objective, not flirtatious way)click to expand
I had no clue sneezing had such a prominent fetish too. But I'm not surprised. I still can't believe feet are so appealing to so many.
Ha, this is nothing. I've been known to metaphorically push my tongue through the ear and lick the brain with some of my story telling and narration. I actually lose so much effectiveness in text. In person or in audio I'm so much more seductive.
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