Homemade Erotica Thread (Page 2)

Well hog mogs and chitlings, cough fetish is a new one on me. I don't want no one nowhere around me coughing. I'm quick to put my face mask on. And I thought all my fetishes was weird which I admit they all are. But I'm not one to judge nobody's fetishes. If coughing gets your juices flowing and satisfy all your urges I mean that's great as long as it pleasures you.

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well hog mogs and chitlings, cough fetish is a new one on me. I don't want no one nowhere around me coughing. I'm quick to put my face mask on. And I thought all my fetishes was weird which I admit they all are. But I'm not one to judge nobody's fetishes. If coughing gets your juices flowing and satisfy all your urges I mean that's great as long as it pleasures you.

😂🤣😂🤣😭

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I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.

i have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
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What is "tussisophilia"?

Posted by MidAtBest
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
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something that makes me even less than mid
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Want me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
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lmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to share
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I don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
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every man loves a confident tease
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
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Forgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
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eye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick during
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
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You’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.
It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.
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Thank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"
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Is role playing an option? Or is it just a very niche fetish that requires authenticity?
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It's a childhood-induced paraphilia that requires authenticity for me and for it not to be forced at all. No vocalization during either (yk how ppl will yell while coughing, hate that)
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I don’t think it’s embarrassing. You’re wired in a way that craves a certain kind of closeness and vulnerability.

Men do the same things just in a different package. Play hold and cold to intensify emotional hunger or manufacture romantic tension.

I would hope deep down neither really want people to suffer. Just trying to access vulnerability or closeness that seems inaccessible.

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thank you so much! I only told 2 people until I was 30 and then I took a page out of Tiziani's book and decided to be upfront about it (since he's open about the cuck thing). its worse telling people you can't cum from sex because you have a secret fetish. but the nonfetishist commentary on those videos and topics online is hilarious. they're like "fix yourself" "those people are dying". Idk if its projection but I've observed a lot of people display a hint of this fetish, whether staring at a girl they wanna sleep with who's having a coughing fit or holding her close, picking her up and taking her to bed like I saw on Are You The One. I think at least in the short term and as long as she's perpetually unavailable people think coughing is cute and sweet. but as a fetishist im the one grinding on an early-onset emphysema sufferer as he coughs his head off all through the night. would rather not sleep and be engorged instead 🤣😂

@stardustmopped no covid sucked because everyone got shy and polite about coughing 😢

@MidatBest

My cough is ongoing if you need something

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I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.

i have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
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What is "tussisophilia"?

Posted by MidAtBest
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
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something that makes me even less than mid
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Want me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
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lmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to share
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I don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand

every man loves a confident tease
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand

Forgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
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eye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick during
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
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You’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.
It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.

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Thank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"

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😆😆 but what if they only have chronic pneumonia?

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I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.

i have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand

What is "tussisophilia"?

Posted by MidAtBest
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand

something that makes me even less than mid
click to expand

Want me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
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lmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to share
click to expand

I don't think I have something that hits me as hard as that thing hits you.
Brats genuinely do it for me though.
I could stare at a thin elegant neck for hours but I wouldn't get off to it...
Does the coughing movement make you think of gagging?
click to expand

every man loves a confident tease
the coughing face makes me think of blowjobs & also the vulnerability aspect. and also tits and ass bouncing up and down
click to expand

Forgive me then for asking such an obvious question, why not just watch a good blow job video?
Is it the implication of the action rather than the action itself that gets you off? Like a tease for your imagination to take over?
Eye contact is a must?
click to expand

eye contact not a must, in videos its a turn off, in person like if we're talking and they suddenly start coughing while making eye contact, I'm wet and pulsing already 😰 plus the innocence of accidentally being arousing in a nonsexual environment. porn with coughing during sex could be hot, I haven't seen it but it would have to have a strong element of intimacy like hold them tighter during/after a fit. or sometimes I fantasize about someone fucking a prostitute and she's having a loud, deep, strong coughing fit, her pussy tightening on his dick during
this is so cringe to type out 🤣🤣
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You’re truly one of a kind in so many ways and I love you for that.
It’s not the same, but I have sexually induced sneezing. I sneeze when I’m aroused. Only once or twice though.
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Thank you but it's actually not a harmless fetish because I wish illness on my partners and intentionally date smokers. like my first bf, I hated him and was like "please get bronchitis again soon so I can stomach this relationship"
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😆😆 but what if they only have chronic pneumonia?

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its all erotic to me 🙈

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Their rivalry had been the talk of Mandalore for years but as they stood side by side, Satine felt a strange kinship with the man who had so often been her adversary. They were both driven by a fierce love for their planet, a desire to see it flourish and its people prosper yet their methods, their beliefs about what was right and just had always stood in stark contrast.
The silence between them grew heavier with an air that neither could name. Satine studied Pre Vizsla, noticing the fine lines around his eyes and the tension in his jaw. Beneath the beskar was a man of flesh and blood, with hopes and fears like any other. She found herself wondering what he was like when he wasn't fighting for his cause.
"Governor," she said finally, her voice a whisper. "Why do we always have to be at odds?"

And then…

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i'm torn between letting them continue this conversation or have a bomb go off somewhere to escalate the drama.
can you share some of yours? ☺️☺️
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Let me find the least embarrassing 😬 I got roasted on Reddit because the ‘characters’ are discreetly doing sexual things in a public place (valid)

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Who cares?? It's not like it's *so shocking* that people fuck in public. Or maybe I just don't care.

One of the most erotic/sensual things I did was have sex in a bluebell wood in the day. The smell was intoxicating and it was like laying on a perfumed carpet. My lover was a younger hot sexy fire sign, we couldn’t get enough of each other and the whole relationship was like a scene from a Swedish Erotica movie. It was my wish come true….

Posted by MyStarsShine
One of the most erotic/sensual things I did was have sex in a bluebell wood in the day. The smell was intoxicating and it was like laying on a perfumed carpet. My lover was a younger hot sexy fire sign, we couldn’t get enough of each other and the whole relationship was like a scene from a Swedish Erotica movie. It was my wish come true….

your life is so magical, it transcends language. you'd be a great contender for an erotica. a subject Homer himself would envy to write.

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Posted by MyStarsShine
One of the most erotic/sensual things I did was have sex in a bluebell wood in the day. The smell was intoxicating and it was like laying on a perfumed carpet. My lover was a younger hot sexy fire sign, we couldn’t get enough of each other and the whole relationship was like a scene from a Swedish Erotica movie. It was my wish come true….

your life is so magical, it transcends language. you'd be a great contender for an erotica. a subject Homer himself would envy to write.

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Thank you❤️

And you have a beautiful way with words.

I’ve always been able to see magic in everything even the most mundane things

I’m not a fan of porn but erotica I love

Did you ever see Lady Chatterly’s Lover, it was so raw and sensual and I had the opportunity to have a similar vibe with the bluebell guy, ~ romantic erotica

I almost drowned in it 🔥

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Their rivalry had been the talk of Mandalore for years but as they stood side by side, Satine felt a strange kinship with the man who had so often been her adversary. They were both driven by a fierce love for their planet, a desire to see it flourish and its people prosper yet their methods, their beliefs about what was right and just had always stood in stark contrast.
The silence between them grew heavier with an air that neither could name. Satine studied Pre Vizsla, noticing the fine lines around his eyes and the tension in his jaw. Beneath the beskar was a man of flesh and blood, with hopes and fears like any other. She found herself wondering what he was like when he wasn't fighting for his cause.
"Governor," she said finally, her voice a whisper. "Why do we always have to be at odds?"

And then…

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i'm torn between letting them continue this conversation or have a bomb go off somewhere to escalate the drama.
can you share some of yours? ☺️☺️
click to expand

Let me find the least embarrassing 😬 I got roasted on Reddit because the ‘characters’ are discreetly doing sexual things in a public place (valid)
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Who cares?? It's not like it's *so shocking* that people fuck in public. Or maybe I just don't care.

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The place doesn't do much for me either, unless it possesses or exerts influence or control.

So tell me, what do you find arousing?

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For $ 10 ill vocaroo your erotic storys in a kiwi accent

dxp needs more tani, send your PayPal/venmo/cashapp & ill purchase your service

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Im actually not going to do that at all.

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I seriously thought this would consist of honest attempts, I even began writing. However the more I read, the more I realised it's just jokes.

i have tussisophilia against my will so it would be too embarrassing to write something that would actually arouse me. But I could try, and @stardustmopped could embarrass herself too. I could try to write a romantic betrayal story too. I lean into humor out of trauma and because of my sag moon. Id appreciate it you felt like contributing, and hopefully the more serious and healthily-adjusted stardust and Sierra contribute theirs too.
Here's a page of my comic book memoir I started writing in January, it leans toward humor for entertainment/coping but the character josh was the love of my life so far
https://ibb.co/zHWJCSvR
(I updated w the most legible upload I could get, should be readable now)
click to expand

What is "tussisophilia"?

Posted by MidAtBest
. I literally just fap to YouTube recordings of people coughing lmao.
click to expand

something that makes me even less than mid
click to expand

Want me to pop to the Dr's? I can get a fresh recording for you.
That's hilarious, I've never heard of this.
My throat has been sore for the last 4 days, I can probably force it a little more for a growly cough.
Any other things? I've got some specific things too tbh
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lmao! I'm glad you believe me but I have purchased recordings to prove it. Yeah, it's a paraphilia that was established during my formative years and it's why I believe that sexual inclinations are involuntary and unchangeable. No other kinks other than doggy I guess and threesomes with girls. growly/barking/seal cough is my thing. I also sometimes mute it and just watch someone cough if it don't sound right but looks dramatic lol. feel free to share

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Actually, on second thought, that'll be $ 10 thanks.

https://voca.ro/1cYw6Hzatv2m

@virgooppp interning for a politicians office at 21 is such a vibe 😂 reminds me of that movie Secretary. did any executives shoot any lines your way, or were there any young brooding Scorpio men eager to offer you their hoodie to keep you warm?

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@virgooppp interning for a politicians office at 21 is such a vibe 😂 reminds me of that movie Secretary. did any executives shoot any lines your way, or were there any young brooding Scorpio men eager to offer you their hoodie to keep you warm?

haven't seen it. there's just his front desk secretary and his mean girl vibe lawyer (any older woman with a pixie style cut here is a total bish for some reason like once you get that, it's like some demon possesses your body or whatever). my dad drove me my first day, couldn't sleep so i looked like crap didn't make such a good impression and there was only one other intern there besides me (nice, nerdy boy looks like my cousin eww). was supposed to intern for an embassy but the politician's office replied quickest. i'd rather not say who coz he's pretty controversial then and now (his family legacy).

Not to steal Berserker's thunder

But I have much to confess

My heart heavy & torn asunder

Cathartic to publicly decompress

Upon waking, I found that kittens

Cast me into the pit of the viper

The Scorpio moon who makes me feel shittened

And like I ought to get lip'er

Just like the first time Kittens tagged for our entwinement

Mean Man was relatively merciful

I suspect Kittens has me in a Saturnian coercive bind

Is our friendship abusive and farcical?

Other Caps in my life pull this pseudo- DENNIS system

That leaves me highly unsettled

They express friendly interest, compliment and support

Then leave me belittled

Its not intoxicating, but somehow works

Evoking pity and fear

But Kittens' true sign lurks

Out in the misty ether

He may be honest, but why not share his chart or rising?

Why speak Indonesian in PayPal Messaging?

I'll never forsake a friend

But I'm experiencing reservations

Then when I was incensed

I launched at moms cruel allegations

I adore my DXP mom buddies

with Virgo luminaries

But irl those sensuous honeys

Receive my bfs' peens deep in their ovaries

They reject my man in the end because they have no time for nonsense

I date milf-lovers, childfree or with adult children estranged

Why these men give me the time of day

Is probably because I have BPD & am deranged

Calling single moms "struggling" was hypocritical

Considering how I had cried Hydorah out of his shekels

From the bottom of my heart, he is inimitable

To take it back, I'd trade all my adorable freckles

I was hung up on Aerialview for the longest

for hundreds of reasons I have screenshotted in my old hard drive

I recently snapped all the way out of it, my lesson was the darnedest

Never take a Pisces for granted for some catfish Aqua guy

Either way, since I've returned I'm sure its been clear

That I care about dory and enjoy his presence

I'm sure his forgiveness, if possible, I'm nowhere near

Especially considering this account is a month old at best

Then Cloudy returned & I embarrassingly felt threatened and became forward

On a meta level, I'm suspicious of the validity of my passion

But my Mars conjunct his Venus makes me a horn-bird

Some DXPers during shekelgate said they believed the messages depicted true love

Even -s made me "Hydorah

kittens is a real snake in any case

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kittens is a real snake in any case

thank you for reading that wack shit 😂😂

it's true that my voice isn't very sexy

Posted by hydorah
it's true that my voice isn't very sexy

I think it is, very much so

No one's on 4chan, it was hacked recently

Posted by MidAtBest
Lord have mercy I found all those Aerialview receipts including tons of DXP messages. posting in the incapacitated dxp dm affair thread but you can probably see them in my profile posts should that tickle your fancy


(nvm, my profiles broken too, one second)











He sent me multiple of Vino Bastians photos pretending to be him

Do you have crazy eyes?

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Posted by MidAtBest
Lord have mercy I found all those Aerialview receipts including tons of DXP messages. posting in the incapacitated dxp dm affair thread but you can probably see them in my profile posts should that tickle your fancy

(nvm, my profiles broken too, one second)







He sent me multiple of Vino Bastians photos pretending to be him

Do you have crazy eyes?

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Yes lmao, sanpaku eyes. I have the most hilarious video of myself belly dancing to beautiful liar looking in the face like Adam lanza

Btw, DXP fucks up images when you post multiple, if you click through the repeats it shows the new image

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Posted by MidAtBest
Lord have mercy I found all those Aerialview receipts including tons of DXP messages. posting in the incapacitated dxp dm affair thread but you can probably see them in my profile posts should that tickle your fancy

(nvm, my profiles broken too, one second)







He sent me multiple of Vino Bastians photos pretending to be him

Do you have crazy eyes?
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Yes lmao, sanpaku eyes. I have the most hilarious video of myself belly dancing to beautiful liar looking in the face like Adam lanza

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I had to look up who Adam Lanza is and what sanpaku means.

You seem manic currently

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Posted by MidAtBest

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Posted by MidAtBest
Lord have mercy I found all those Aerialview receipts including tons of DXP messages. posting in the incapacitated dxp dm affair thread but you can probably see them in my profile posts should that tickle your fancy

(nvm, my profiles broken too, one second)







He sent me multiple of Vino Bastians photos pretending to be him

Do you have crazy eyes?
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Yes lmao, sanpaku eyes. I have the most hilarious video of myself belly dancing to beautiful liar looking in the face like Adam lanza
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I had to look up who Adam Lanza is and what sanpaku means.


You seem manic currently

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I am, I have to go back to the strip club to reaudition tonight bc I got there too late last night. I thought owner would see me & not make me reaudition, but he scowled upon seeing me then a patron tried flirting w me & gave me $ 20 to show him my Bianca Censori dress & owner barked at me not to talk to their customers. So I'm terrified to show up tonight, plus I feel compelled to sneak around my poor sister since she doesn't support it. She loves me & is trying to bond w dinner before I move out Friday but I have to fast before stripping & get ready. I'm so sad to disappoint her & want the night over with.

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Posted by Black-Ops-Berserker

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Posted by MidAtBest
Lord have mercy I found all those Aerialview receipts including tons of DXP messages. posting in the incapacitated dxp dm affair thread but you can probably see them in my profile posts should that tickle your fancy

(nvm, my profiles broken too, one second)







He sent me multiple of Vino Bastians photos pretending to be him

Do you have crazy eyes?
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Yes lmao, sanpaku eyes. I have the most hilarious video of myself belly dancing to beautiful liar looking in the face like Adam lanza
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I had to look up who Adam Lanza is and what sanpaku means.

You seem manic currently
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I am, I have to go back to the strip club to reaudition tonight bc I got there too late last night. I thought owner would see me & not make me reaudition, but he scowled upon seeing me then a patron tried flirting w me & gave me $ 20 to show him my Bianca Censori dress & owner barked at me not to talk to their customers. So I'm terrified to show up tonight, plus I feel compelled to sneak around my poor sister since she doesn't support it. She loves me & is trying to bond w dinner before I move out Friday but I have to fast before stripping & get ready. I'm so sad to disappoint her & want the night over with.

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Good luck.

Be confident in your body.

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Posted by MidAtBest

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Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Black-Ops-Berserker

Posted by MidAtBest
Lord have mercy I found all those Aerialview receipts including tons of DXP messages. posting in the incapacitated dxp dm affair thread but you can probably see them in my profile posts should that tickle your fancy

(nvm, my profiles broken too, one second)







He sent me multiple of Vino Bastians photos pretending to be him

Do you have crazy eyes?
click to expand

Yes lmao, sanpaku eyes. I have the most hilarious video of myself belly dancing to beautiful liar looking in the face like Adam lanza
click to expand

I had to look up who Adam Lanza is and what sanpaku means.

You seem manic currently
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I am, I have to go back to the strip club to reaudition tonight bc I got there too late last night. I thought owner would see me & not make me reaudition, but he scowled upon seeing me then a patron tried flirting w me & gave me $ 20 to show him my Bianca Censori dress & owner barked at me not to talk to their customers. So I'm terrified to show up tonight, plus I feel compelled to sneak around my poor sister since she doesn't support it. She loves me & is trying to bond w dinner before I move out Friday but I have to fast before stripping & get ready. I'm so sad to disappoint her & want the night over with.
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Good luck.


Be confident in your body.

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I'm almost there and left my hair wavy from the rain. I hope they think it's sexy too. Will tell you how it goes in a half hr or so

Also I confessed to my sister and expressed my feelings so we're good ❤️

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Lord have mercy I found all those Aerialview receipts including tons of DXP messages. posting in the incapacitated dxp dm affair thread but you can probably see them in my profile posts should that tickle your fancy

(nvm, my profiles broken too, one second)







He sent me multiple of Vino Bastians photos pretending to be him

Do you have crazy eyes?
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Yes lmao, sanpaku eyes. I have the most hilarious video of myself belly dancing to beautiful liar looking in the face like Adam lanza
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I had to look up who Adam Lanza is and what sanpaku means.

You seem manic currently
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I am, I have to go back to the strip club to reaudition tonight bc I got there too late last night. I thought owner would see me & not make me reaudition, but he scowled upon seeing me then a patron tried flirting w me & gave me $ 20 to show him my Bianca Censori dress & owner barked at me not to talk to their customers. So I'm terrified to show up tonight, plus I feel compelled to sneak around my poor sister since she doesn't support it. She loves me & is trying to bond w dinner before I move out Friday but I have to fast before stripping & get ready. I'm so sad to disappoint her & want the night over with.
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Good luck.


Be confident in your body.

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I START FRIDAY!!!

it turns out the mean man yesterday wasn't the boss, it was his brother or smth