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Number626
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Posted by IceStorm
Posted by Mutya
He's not boring, he's lazy

Revoke his Virgo mars because most of us are down with experimenting in bed

My Capricorn ex had Virgo mars.. they say earth + earth is a real stick in the mud but I do agree that typically Virgo placements (Venus or mars) are usually people pleasers and want to learn how to please their partners so it is surprising that he’s not even trying to spice things up.


Sex with my double earth ex wasn’t the most spontaneous or spiciest, but he studied and knew my body like the back of his hand, and he made me cum every šŸ‘šŸ¼ single šŸ‘šŸ¼ time šŸ‘šŸ¼

🤣🤣🤣 that’s what a Virgo mars is capable of. So yeah, either he just don’t care to please her or he’s lazy and selfish.
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He tries to spice things up, but he just come off corny to me 😭🫤. Atp I just think I seen too much and the stuff he does just doesn’t impress me. I mean I do love him so that can make me cum, but I’m looking for a more 50 shades of grey type thing and I do understand not everyone is okay with that. He likes traditional sex like I said in the original post he doesn’t even like to see spit or hear it when I’m giving him head
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Posted by DMV
Posted by Mutya
He's not boring, he's lazy


Revoke his Virgo mars because most of us are down with experimenting in bed

To a deserving master…

She may just not be the one
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Hmmm.. You have a point

To a Virgo mars, OP's "50 shades" fantasy is like child's play if we let go of our inhibitions and decide to spice things up. That is, if we trust you fully
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Posted by Mutya
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Posted by Mutya
He's not boring, he's lazy

Revoke his Virgo mars because most of us are down with experimenting in bed

To a deserving master…


She may just not be the one
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Hmmm.. You have a point


To a Virgo mars, OP's "50 shades" fantasy is like child's play if we let go of our inhibitions and decide to spice things up. That is, if we trust you fully
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Damn I miss Virgo mars men!!!

The struggle is real to find this type of passion, fun, and open mindedness!!!

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Posted by Walk_on_by
Posted by Mutya
he doesn’t even like to see spit or hear it when I’m giving him head

Break up or you'll complain forever. How the hell do you deep throat a man without him seeing some spit?

You use one of the fluid vacuum things that the dentist uses to suck the dribbles away.
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A little sloppy toppy never hurt anyone!

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None Of You Are Good People
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Posted by Mutya
Posted by DMV
Posted by Mutya
He's not boring, he's lazy

Revoke his Virgo mars because most of us are down with experimenting in bed

To a deserving master…


She may just not be the one
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Hmmm.. You have a point


To a Virgo mars, OP's "50 shades" fantasy is like child's play if we let go of our inhibitions and decide to spice things up. That is, if we trust you fully
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Why do earth marses have levels to their sex? šŸ˜…

Can’t you just O on that D the first go? 🤣
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Mutya
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Posted by Basic
Posted by Mutya
Posted by DMV
Posted by Mutya
He's not boring, he's lazy

Revoke his Virgo mars because most of us are down with experimenting in bed

To a deserving master…


She may just not be the one
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Hmmm.. You have a point


To a Virgo mars, OP's "50 shades" fantasy is like child's play if we let go of our inhibitions and decide to spice things up. That is, if we trust you fully

Why do earth marses have levels to their sex? šŸ˜…

Can’t you just O on that D the first go? 🤣
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We need our partners' utmost patience in order to remove the sticks from our asses. I mean I made my exes wait for about 6 months before I let him suck on my toes or bj and morning sex in his balcony *insert pornhub intro*
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Posted by Number626
Posted by saggurl88
Is he inexperienced? Maybe try saying let’s switch to this or that, while in the act, if the sex is lasting long enough.

Just saw that he has a Virgo mars- you can tell him what to do in bed. (While in the act)

If you’re not shy, speak up and tell him what to do and he should do it.

Virgo mars are like perfectionist and love being of service in the sex department. They are great little worker bees šŸ

If you’re too shy to speak up while having sex, it probably will lead to being incompatible because you aren’t being satisfied. I agree with others that it will be an issue long term.

I speak up during sex. That never been an issue for me. He just doesn’t listen. I tell him to talk to me while he in it and he’ll say some corny shit like ā€œI love youā€ I know you do šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø. He act like we gotta take turns which is annoying bc I normally do all the work no matter what position we’re in. he’s very inexperienced compared to me, but you should be willing to try more instead of be okay with the basics. He literally goes 10 mins then complains about how he has to recharge & wanna cuddle all the time like I’m bored 🤣. Atp I just fuck my damn self & gts.

Also we’ll talk about the things I brought up and told him to do while we’re driving or something, and he lowkey makes me feel bad bc I’m too experienced saying oh you like this and that you are a super freak like um is that supposed to make me feel better about myself bc you barley listen to any of itšŸ™„
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I can't believe I'm saying this, this speaks to more then sex. In long term relationships, with sex chemistry plays a big part as well as mood/emotions.

I have strong doubts about the type of relationship you guys have in the first place. It all sounds mediocre to begin with.

To rule out possible unseen snags.

Does he watch porn? Too much desensitizes people. On this note no masturbation will also help a man's drive.

Any addictions?

Hobbies?

Is he under a lot of stress?

Any chance he is cheating, not attracted to you, or low libido?

Describe your relationship and dynamic outside sex.

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None Of You Are Good People
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2 Years

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Posted by Mutya
Posted by Basic
Posted by Mutya
Posted by DMV
Posted by Mutya
He's not boring, he's lazy

Revoke his Virgo mars because most of us are down with experimenting in bed

To a deserving master…


She may just not be the one
click to expand

Hmmm.. You have a point


To a Virgo mars, OP's "50 shades" fantasy is like child's play if we let go of our inhibitions and decide to spice things up. That is, if we trust you fully


Why do earth marses have levels to their sex? šŸ˜…


Can’t you just O on that D the first go? 🤣

We need our partners' utmost patience in order to remove the sticks from our asses. I mean I made my exes wait for about 6 months before I let him suck on my toes or bj and morning sex in his balcony *insert pornhub intro*
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6 months! 😭 but I guess that’s not such a horrible timeline. It really depends on how things are progressing.
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Mars in Scorpio women like to be spit on
What about the men?

Mars in Scorpio men like to cropdust.
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I'm scared to look that up while I'm at work, but it's bookmarked for later! HA


Only crop dust I'm aware of is farting lol

I think it is the farting lol
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I'm disappointed now lol
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Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Basic
Mars in Scorpio women like to be spit on
What about the men?

Mars in Scorpio men like to cropdust.
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I'm scared to look that up while I'm at work, but it's bookmarked for later! HA


Only crop dust I'm aware of is farting lol


I think it is the farting lol

I'm disappointed now lol
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What did you think it was dipping it in all holes? 🤣
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Posted by Basic
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Posted by Andalusia
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by Basic
Mars in Scorpio women like to be spit on

What about the men?
Mars in Scorpio men like to cropdust.
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I'm scared to look that up while I'm at work, but it's bookmarked for later! HA

Only crop dust I'm aware of is farting lol

I think it is the farting lol

I'm disappointed now lol
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What did you think it was dipping it in all holes? 🤣
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I thought I would find interesting illustrations on the web! 🤣