Harsh truth about your sun sign that no one will tell you.

Aries (21 March — 19 April): You are an egotistical maniac who is always in a hurry to get somewhere. You demand way too much from everyone and react much too soon to everything. You really must be ignored by everyone or sent to a correction facility. You suck.

Taurus (20 April-20 May): You have a stubborn piece of ass that loves comfort; you are lazy enough to not move a glass of water that has been sitting on your table gathering dust for almost a week. To top it all you are greedy, overtly possessive and you basically have a gherkin stuck up your ass. You pretty much seem like the worst person around. But maybe there are others who can out do you.

Gemini (21 May- 21 June): Your list of bad qualities seems endlessly long. You are a façade, you are superficial, a fake, basically. You are so greedy that nothing ever is sufficient for you. You love to gossip, you are the source behind all the gossip that happens in the world. And if all this is not enough, you also are a fucking insecure, emotionally insufficient, sorry excuse for a human being. Incapable of taking a decision you are a two-faced prick. That’s right, you make Harvey-fucking-Dent look like a decent guy. Shame on you!

Cancer (22 June- 22 July): No one really wants to be with you. You are too emotional, so much so that you keep weeping about your sorry life and keep whining like a three-year-old who doesn’t get candy. Anything makes you worried, any-fucking-thing, and don’t even get me started on your restless behaviour pattern. You really need help, you emotionally wrecked psycho. Oh, I am sorry, did I just offend you?

Leo (24 July- 23 August): Yet another egotist in the house, yo! Just because your symbol is that of a lion you think you are one, don’t you? Well sorry to break the news to you this way but you are no lion, not even close. You are an overconfident asshole who just can’t get over himself. They bitch about you in parties, you vain loser. I know you find others intolerant, but really you are the one who can’t be tolerated. Do yourself a favour and get out of the make-believe world you are living in and face the fact, no one really likes you.

Virgo (24 August- 24 September): Now what do I say about your dominating, dictatorial habits that give you a high no drug and no amount of sex ever can? You are always rushing into things, you have ego problems, you think other people are your servants, who will do whatever you say, whenever you say, and because you have no brains you don’t think, you just react. You are practically nature’s vomit, you stinking piece of shit.

Libra (24 September- 23 October): You give a rather tough competition to the Tauruses and the Geminis of the world. You are that crap. You think you are the centre of the universe, the sun rises for you and the moon shines for you. When you step out of the universe where you ‘rule’ you will see that others think you are unreliable, and too superficial, basically you disgust them. And in that hollow tin like chest of yours beats no heart. You are all stone. You make Meursault look like an emotionally sufficient human being.

Scorpio (24 October- 23 November): You are a master manipulator, and that’s why you look like the who’s who of human crap. Because you say so many lies and know how to conceal them you know how to keep dark secrets. That’s what your heart, if you have one, is filled with; your dirty secrets, the murderous plans you have hatched and the neighbour’s pets you have killed. You resent everything. That kid who did not return your pencil and was found dead the very next week, we know that was you. Few will mess with you, but that doesn’t mean they like you. Your character smells worse that the dead, decaying corpse that you buried in your backyard.

Sagittarius (23 November — 21 December): How have you been living with yourself for so long is a mystery. You are an overconfident loser and an insufferable know-it-all. As a kid everyone hated you and guess what, they still do. You are inconsistent in your words, and you are careless in your work. And like a cherry nicely place on the top of a diabetes-inducing cake, you are a fake, you are superficial, a show-off. You’re good for nothing, you bum.

Capricorn (22nd December to 20th January): You are the party-pooper. You spoil moods by dragging your pessimistic self to places where no one really wants you. But we can’t blame you, you aren’t wanted anywhere so not like you have a choice. But then when you spoil everyone’s good time with your cynical remarks, you bring out your stubbornness and put it on display and want everyone to appreciate it. Some people think you are shy, but honestly, you are just too involved in talking to yourself about your stinky life to talk to others. Maybe you should dig up a hole for yourself and consider living in it.

Aquarius (21st January to 18th February): You are the George Bush Junior of your group. People are either with you or against you. There is no midway for you, you bigot. You are an extremist and you can kill for your agenda. You are so unpredictable that it’s not pleasant; actually, you are the definition of unpleasant. You anyway are detached from the world, you love being aloof, then why don’t you do just that?

Pisces (19th February to 20th March): You are the rat that jumps off the ship when it’s drowning. You avoid a difficult situation like a plague. You can’t confront things, you run away from them. And that makes you the leader of the loser world, a world where everyone is as shamelessly disgusting as you are. Add to that your pessimism and your over-sensitive nature and the most intolerably irritating human is born. You stink.



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Lol everybody is dissed.

Posted by TurnedOn

Lol everybody is dissed.

It’s fucking harsh what an article

Libra, Capricorn and Pisces --- damn too much.

Posted by Tenpxd

Posted by TurnedOn

Lol everybody is dissed.

It’s fucking harsh what an article

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Yes, totally. It's harsh.

Angry quarantined criticism....

Pisces got absolutely gutted

Pretty sure article told Aquas to kill themselves at the end there

Posted by Antiphates

Lol Aqua...

Posted by Alittlebirdie

Angry quarantined criticism....

Who even had the energy to write something like this

Posted by JoanExotic

The Scorpio one just sounds like a regular Scorpio description you’d find anywhere lol

Fucking true.

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Posted by Alittlebirdie

Angry quarantined criticism....

Who even had the energy to write something like this

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Yea, no doubt. I think they coulda hit Pisces a little harder haha! We can take the criticism, only if it makes them feel better in the end...😉

Posted by Antiphates

Peoples problem with Aquas in a nutshell:

Such a passionately vicious cycle...only for the toughest.

Posted by Alittlebirdie

Posted by Tenpxd

Posted by Alittlebirdie

Angry quarantined criticism....

Who even had the energy to write something like this

Yea, no doubt. I think they coulda hit Pisces a little harder haha! We can take the criticism, only if it makes them feel better in the end...😉

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Naah you be crying whole day in your bed..

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Posted by Tenpxd

Posted by Alittlebirdie

Angry quarantined criticism....

Who even had the energy to write something like this

Yea, no doubt. I think they coulda hit Pisces a little harder haha! We can take the criticism, only if it makes them feel better in the end...😉

Naah you be crying whole day in your bed..

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Not over this spilt milk....

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Posted by Tenpxd

Posted by Alittlebirdie

Angry quarantined criticism....

Who even had the energy to write something like this

Yea, no doubt. I think they coulda hit Pisces a little harder haha! We can take the criticism, only if it makes them feel better in the end...😉

Naah you be crying whole day in your bed..

Not over this spilt milk....

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Something similar in real life...

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Posted by Tenpxd

Posted by Alittlebirdie

Angry quarantined criticism....

Who even had the energy to write something like this

Yea, no doubt. I think they coulda hit Pisces a little harder haha! We can take the criticism, only if it makes them feel better in the end...😉

Naah you be crying whole day in your bed..

Not over this spilt milk....

Something similar in real life...

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Something similar in real life? You mean a situation in life that actually matters. If someone were to just bust out this mess to me in person, I’d react the same way. I more than likely I wouldn’t value anything that was to come out of this persons mouth, therefore it wouldn’t bring me to tears in that sense. Maybe tears of laughter cause dude did have a hella flow happening haha!

Posted by Tenpxd

Sagittarius (23 November — 21 December): How have you been living with yourself for so long is a mystery. You are an overconfident loser and an insufferable know-it-all. As a kid everyone hated you and guess what, they still do. You are inconsistent in your words, and you are careless in your work. And like a cherry nicely place on the top of a diabetes-inducing cake, you are a fake, you are superficial, a show-off. You’re good for nothing, you bum.

Sounds pretty good to me

Accurate for all signs. LOL

Posted by slug

The aries one wasn't really that bad compared to the rest 🤔 I think whoever wrote this got angrier as they went on.

They were probably Aries

Hilarious!

I like the Libra one. Fits us perfectly.

Posted by Antiphates

Peoples problem with Aquas in a nutshell:

Lol

Posted by Arielle83

The cancer one just sounds like a typical bitter chick that got ghosted by a cancer, so she’s on a dating forum, preaching how cancer men are.

Not offended.

Who is she

Posted by GODZ

That was harsh

Yes crazy right

Posted by aquarius09

Accurate for all signs. LOL

Cruel

Leo ... We're not only " the lion" but...... the sun itself!

Don't be a hater 🖕

We're irresistible 🤗

me an egoistic, brainless dictator who treats everyone like my servant?

but what if they're getting paid?

The aquarius one isn't that bad 🤷‍♀️

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Posted by aquarius09

Accurate for all signs. LOL

Cruel

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I was watching a movie the other day and I realized how deep and layered humans are. On the surface we all look nice and harmless but deep down not everyone is a decent human being. What better time to shows us those deep layers than time of pandemic?

So I'm cake?

That's awesome and delicious

Posted by Aju-

Pisces (19th February to 20th March): You are the rat that jumps off the ship when it’s drowning. You avoid a difficult situation like a plague. You can’t confront things, you run away from them. And that makes you the leader of the loser world, a world where everyone is as shamelessly disgusting as you are. Add to that your pessimism and your over-sensitive nature and the most intolerably irritating human is born. You stink.

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"You are the rat that jumps off the ship when it’s drowning. "

aju: yeah, I mean, why stay?

I know, right?! Nothing wrong with li'le sel-preservation?!

As for the confrontation part, people just don't get it! It's not that we can't, we just can't be arsed for the most part! 🤷🏻‍♀️

Posted by NemDeux

Haha....







Ljubi seka!



P.S. I doused myself with Lysol as a precautionary measure....just in case you were wondering

😘

Posted by NemDeux

lmao now combine that with your moon and asc. .....😄 😄 😄

In which case I have only one objection which is the assumed location of the gherkin!!!



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Pisces (19th February to 20th March): You are the rat that jumps off the ship when it’s drowning. You avoid a difficult situation like a plague. You can’t confront things, you run away from them. And that makes you the leader of the loser world, a world where everyone is as shamelessly disgusting as you are. Add to that your pessimism and your over-sensitive nature and the most intolerably irritating human is born. You stink.

Healthy survival instincts. I dig it

Posted by NemDeux

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Posted by NemDeux

Haha....







Ljubi seka!



P.S. I doused myself with Lysol as a precautionary measure....just in case you were wondering

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hahaha thank you, precious. can´t be careful enough in these dire times. especially in our loser´s club *cough*

nadam se da se dobro drzis!!! veliki poljubac tebi xoxox

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Ha! Now you made me think...given our "loser's club" proclivity to be loners, I wonder whether we'd collectively emerge victorious at the end of this gloom and doom!?

At any rate, I can't complain, zlato moje! Doing better than I was last we talked. Speaking of which, I'll shout at ya soon! 😉

Tvoji si svi dobro, I hope? Dang woman, Europe is getting ravaged!? 😳

Čuvaj me si, srce! 😘

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Posted by Argus

Posted by NemDeux

lmao now combine that with your moon and asc. .....😄 😄 😄

In which case I have only one objection which is the assumed location of the gherkin!!!



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ewwwwww LMAO

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