@DMV
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I would have thought the opposite since people are supposed to do less social interaction.
There is going to be a baby boom after this.
Unfortunately I dont live with my lover in order to enjoy all this sex. ๐ญ
Posted by DMVI've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.
Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? ๐ฑ
Quantine babies. Maybe sag babies outnumber Scorpio babies this year
Posted by PhantumI'm having the worst period cramps of the last decade, and my pinky toe is broken, so all my emotions are going to waste. I actually got legitimately scared about this whole thing for about 10 minutes last night.
Feel better!!!
Posted by HandsomeCheckInSocial dickstancing
Oh my ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by DMVI've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.
Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? ๐ฑ
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What? Lol.
I used a rubber, does that count
Dude Jupiter is on the sex bless train right now Haha I'm feeling it too loling
Posted by DMVPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by DMVI've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.
Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? ๐ฑ
What? Lol.
I used a rubber, does that count
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Kissing!
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeIโm not getting sex
Forget about dates
I should just accept that Iโm going to die alone
Good time not to date anyone
my crush lives in a different city ;(
Posted by sagaciouscorpPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by DMVI've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.
Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? ๐ฑ
So much for social distancingclick to expand
Kiss of death ๐ณ
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by DMVPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by DMVI've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.
Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? ๐ฑ
What? Lol.
I used a rubber, does that count
Kissing!
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Oh snap. I've been tonguing him down
Posted by 2MoonPlace them in quarantaine and they start having parties immediately and start fucking everybody in the house. ๐ .
I'm surprised there arent more sex parties.
Posted by Wild_FloYes, itโs been yummy for me lately ๐คค
I just wanna be tossed cirque du soleil style .
Yasssssssss
Posted by Black-MambaIm eating more than usual
Sounds like an oral fixation
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Posted by HandsomeCheckInSocial dickstancing
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Posted by DMVPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by DMVI've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.
Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? ๐ฑ
What? Lol.
I used a rubber, does that count
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Whatโs a rubber?
Posted by CreativeCapPosted by DMVPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by DMVI've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.
Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? ๐ฑ
What? Lol.
I used a rubber, does that count
Whatโs a rubber?
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Condom
Posted by CreativeCapPosted by DMVPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by DMVI've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.
Are you asking them all to be corona virus tested before letting loose on you? ๐ฑ
What? Lol.
I used a rubber, does that count
Whatโs a rubber?
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Rubber Johnny
Cock Sock
Sheath
French letter
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Lol
I like French letter
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeIโm not getting sex
Forget about dates
I should just accept that Iโm going to die alone
Dude, like, change your fucking name! Who wants to fuck that? Sounds like your naughty bits need to be quarantined.
Who mentioned babies? Bringing a baby about during these literally sick times. Because...logic!
Pass.
Practice? Even mutts in heat can procreate first go, so not much practice to it.
Im supposed to make babies but l can't get it up anymore lol
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargePosted by OnigenPosted by UnusualVaginalDischargeIโm not getting sex
Forget about dates
I should just accept that Iโm going to die alone
Dude, like, change your fucking name! Who wants to fuck that? Sounds like your naughty bits need to be quarantined.
Iโm not trying to seduce dxpers
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Doesn't matter. A sour leaky puss is a sour leaky puss.
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by LittleStarPosted by Black-MambaIm eating more than usual
Prepping for the years of famine.
Iโm planning my route to Canada to seek asylum.
bro i have to plan my escape too, Americans are crazy, why are they buying more guns
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People become more vulnerable and susceptible to violent acts while under government control during uncertain times. When ish gets real
Bad, people will resort to desperate acts like stealing, robbing or looting for survival or just for the hell of it. A lot of seemingly insignificant crimes will go under radar because law enforcement will be unavailable and outnumbered. In this country, it is wise to exercise your right to bear arms.
Posted by LittleStarPosted by MothToFlameI guess I should get on top of this
... or bottom.
Sideways is best....
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Posted by CreativeCapPosted by Black-MambaPosted by LittleStarPosted by Black-MambaIm eating more than usual
Prepping for the years of famine.
Iโm planning my route to Canada to seek asylum.
bro i have to plan my escape too, Americans are crazy, why are they buying more guns
People become more vulnerable and susceptible to violent acts while under government control during uncertain times. When ish gets real
Bad, people will resort to desperate acts like stealing, robbing or looting for survival or just for the hell of it. A lot of seemingly insignificant crimes will go under radar because law enforcement will be unavailable and outnumbered. In this country, it is wise to exercise your right to bear arms.
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Yep. I read yesterday that Philadelphia is actually delaying arrest for crimes like narcotics offenses, burglary, theft from persons, auto theft, and vandalism right now, and also pushing for early release of non-violent offenders, people just charged with misdemeanors, etc. Literally letting people go and just issuing a warrant, because they're worried about the safety of the officers, spread of infection within jail populations, etc.
Posted by MetatronPosted by CreativeCapPosted by Black-MambaPosted by LittleStarPosted by Black-MambaIm eating more than usual
Prepping for the years of famine.
Iโm planning my route to Canada to seek asylum.
bro i have to plan my escape too, Americans are crazy, why are they buying more guns
People become more vulnerable and susceptible to violent acts while under government control during uncertain times. When ish gets real
Bad, people will resort to desperate acts like stealing, robbing or looting for survival or just for the hell of it. A lot of seemingly insignificant crimes will go under radar because law enforcement will be unavailable and outnumbered. In this country, it is wise to exercise your right to bear arms.
Yep. I read yesterday that Philadelphia is actually delaying arrest for crimes like narcotics offenses, burglary, theft from persons, auto theft, and vandalism right now, and also pushing for early release of non-violent offenders, people just charged with misdemeanors, etc. Literally letting people go and just issuing a warrant, because they're worried about the safety of the officers, spread of infection within jail populations, etc.
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Yes. Same practice being taken place in Georgia and other states as well. Police are told not to respond to these types of calls unless victim is in immediate danger.
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I've been having more sex under this quarantine than ever.
Men are all of a sudden very accommodating between the sheets.
It's as almost as if impending death leads to better sex.