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Posted by lisabethur8
lady i dont read all your stuff, to be very honest. I just dont. Most especially regarding your relationships. But i'm only going by what i've read from my limited perspective. And the few is very enough for me. Other than that, I dont care how you go about wanting to live your life, whether that's talking about your cray cray relationship with the guy of your dreams.
Well don't be speaking out of your poophole then until you're sure that what you're saying is fact. I'm here to correct you though & you can count on it 🙂
And I don't care if you read my stuff or not because I sure as hell don't read half the crap you write.
Posted by WaterCup
And btw, hiding threads doesn't mean shit because people still remember what was on those closed threads. By closing threads it doesn't mean I'm hiding anything, it just means I got tired of the discussion & didn't want to be arsed about it- I moved on from whatever bothered me at the time I made those threads. You aren't the sharpest tool in the toolbox now are you? No wonder you can't relate to aqua stuff. LMAO. Dumbass!wow i never once called you stupid or dumb, EVER...never ever.
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Did I say you did? I never said you called me dumb & even if you did I wouldn't believe you 😛 I did call YOU dumb though, read the post about above carefully, you dyslexic dumb bitch 🙂
Posted by lisabethur8
lady i dont read all your stuff, to be very honest. I just dont. Most especially regarding your relationships. But i'm only going by what i've read from my limited perspective. And the few is very enough for me. Other than that, I dont care how you go about wanting to live your life, whether that's talking about your cray cray relationship with the guy of your dreams.Well don't be speaking out of your poophole then until you're sure that what you're saying is fact. I'm here to correct you though & you can count on it 🙂
And I don't care if you read my stuff or not because I sure as hell don't read half the crap you write.
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we are just not on the same wavelength.
but i can tell you are very attracted to me energy wise. Or else you wouldn't bother. heehee. (does that sound cray? MOST Probably. Most likely. But it sure feels like it.)
Posted by lisabethur8
lady i dont read all your stuff, to be very honest. I just dont. Most especially regarding your relationships. But i'm only going by what i've read from my limited perspective. And the few is very enough for me. Other than that, I dont care how you go about wanting to live your life, whether that's talking about your cray cray relationship with the guy of your dreams.Well don't be speaking out of your poophole then until you're sure that what you're saying is fact. I'm here to correct you though & you can count on it 🙂
And I don't care if you read my stuff or not because I sure as hell don't read half the crap you write.
we are just not on the same wavelength.
but i can tell you are very attracted to me energy wise. Or else you wouldn't bother. heehee. (does that sound cray? MOST Probably. Most likely. But it sure feels like it.)
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Did the schizophrenic voices in your head tell you that? That I'm attracted to your 'energy'? Either you're real crazy or you have been spinning around for an hour if you believe or think that. Take a nap. I do not like you & I find you extremely annoying
What's all this about controlling? That's capricorn's job!
hahaha!
Hellllllllllllp!!!!!! My Aqua thinks I'm a Capricorn!!!! And I'm a Pisces!!!
Not in astrological terms, because he knows little about stars. But look what he said to me: "You always seem very much in control in whatever you do! Very organized and structured". I'm sure he meant it as a compliment.
I protested I'm not like that really, but he continued: "You seem very focused though, baby. I've never thought that you weren't organized and in control. I've only ever seen you calm and relaxed, haven't I ?"
Oh dear! We are together since March only. What is it going to happen when he discovers that I'm actually a last minute, chaotic mess?
*sigh* Do Aquas get easily disappointed?
Forgot to mention that the Aqua hand book was spot on, it could have described my boyfriend!
Posted by Undine
Hellllllllllllp!!!!!! My Aqua thinks I'm a Capricorn!!!! And I'm a Pisces!!!Not in astrological terms, because he knows little about stars. But look what he said to me: "You always seem very much in control in whatever you do! Very organized and structured". I'm sure he meant it as a compliment.
I protested I'm not like that really, but he continued: "You seem very focused though, baby. I've never thought that you weren't organized and in control. I've only ever seen you calm and relaxed, haven't I ?"
Oh dear! We are together since March only. What is it going to happen when he discovers that I'm actually a last minute, chaotic mess?
*sigh* Do Aquas get easily disappointed?
My husband is more of a Cancer LOL with Leo traits.
Posted by Undine
Hellllllllllllp!!!!!! My Aqua thinks I'm a Capricorn!!!! And I'm a Pisces!!!Not in astrological terms, because he knows little about stars. But look what he said to me: "You always seem very much in control in whatever you do! Very organized and structured". I'm sure he meant it as a compliment.
I protested I'm not like that really, but he continued: "You seem very focused though, baby. I've never thought that you weren't organized and in control. I've only ever seen you calm and relaxed, haven't I ?"
Oh dear! We are together since March only. What is it going to happen when he discovers that I'm actually a last minute, chaotic mess?
*sigh* Do Aquas get easily disappointed?
Nah not really, we don't often make up our minds rather than making observations. Little do other people know that we (okay maybe just me) is a chaotic mess. The cool and collected part is just a ploy 😛
THINK GOD I CHECKED THIS OUT WITH A AQUA SHE SAID ITS A BUNCH OF B/S
AND I KNOW SHE WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME.
omg i wasn't telling you you shouldn't have friends but your post at the virgo forum was all about EMOTIONAL feelings for him. You were being wishy washy and sitting on the fence about how you FEEL.
If you are with your man, i mean WITH HIM, shouldn't you feel only for him?
Is that too much to ask?
You're the one who brought the topic in the virgo forum up, what did you want us to say to you?
that yes, be with both? so you can have your cake and eat it too?
yeah krys is being "sarcastic" ....and it's all for jokes too.
and?
what of it? You bring up those two so to tell me that I said it's your life.
But honestly, i dont agree in my own way of thinking. that's how I live my life. If you're gonna post it openly, some of us are not gonna enable your DESIRES for wanting both.
But still, it's your life. Even if you walk away with all these advices from people...
who are you gonna listen to?
Yourself? Or us?
If you need to come to a public forum and ask for this kind of help while being in a SOLID relationship what do you think?
Like i said....
Your man should be your treasured friend and everything else in between. No one else.
what of it? You bring up those two so to tell me that I said it's your life.
But honestly, i dont agree in my own way of thinking. that's how I live my life. If you're gonna post it openly, some of us are not gonna enable your DESIRES for wanting both.
But still, it's your life. Even if you walk away with all these advices from people...
who are you gonna listen to?
Yourself? Or us?
If you need to come to a public forum and ask for this kind of help while being in a SOLID relationship what do you think?
This is a forum. It's all about opinions. And obviously you're entitled to yours, but I'm also entitled to think that a different approach to relationships is healthier - one that's a little more similar to the OP.
Just putting in my vote is all. Because for all the Aquas I know, the OP is spot on.
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Allright. That's fine. Jesus. Get bent out of shape. I put in MY opinion. Don't get all revenge on me over it. I wasn't even sweating it, but you brought it up like a revenging woman. You and I don't vibe on the same wave about it that's all. (shrug) Live your romance how you want. But just because we have differing opinions don't get bent out of shape.
^^ that's why i avoid your topics from now on. You just won't see it from other POVs anyway. Why effing bother?
um in another post i was LOLing about stuff....jesus. *shakes head*
AQUAS HAVE TO ALWAYS BE RIGHT, is that in the handbook...?
PAGE 14 PARAGRAPH 3 AQUA'S ARE ALWAYS RIGHT ACORDING TO AQUA'S
Whoa whoa! People, people! Calm down!!
Everybody's experiences with Aquarians are different. Just b/c they are different or no where near what you've gone through with Aquas doesn't give you the right to discount or discredit someone else's experience
Remember, Aquas come in all different shapes, sizes, ages & walks of life!
If someone is talking about their experience with a young Aqua, don't necessarily expect to relate if your own experiences with Aquas were when you or they were much older
Some older Aquas can read this "handbook" lol & say yes that's just like me b/c they've lived long enough to let their Aquarian traits come through them & shine or vice versa!
Had someone posted this handbook when I was 16, I would've probably disagreed with everything too! Not b/c the info is wrong, but maybe b/c I hadn't been through enough yet OR been as self-aware of who I am & how I come off.
I'm sure that when I'm 50, this handbook may not be something I can relate to as much. Maybe, maybe not. Just depends
Everybody's journey though is legit.
Posted by james tate
AQUAS HAVE TO ALWAYS BE RIGHT, is that in the handbook...?PAGE 14 PARAGRAPH 3 AQUA'S ARE ALWAYS RIGHT ACORDING TO AQUA'S
mothers are always right! (my mother taught us that)
....she was right though.
Posted by james tate
AQUAS HAVE TO ALWAYS BE RIGHT, is that in the handbook...?PAGE 14 PARAGRAPH 3 AQUA'S ARE ALWAYS RIGHT ACORDING TO AQUA'S
Aquarius are always right.
It's one of our known "negative" traits.
Posted by james tate
AQUAS HAVE TO ALWAYS BE RIGHT, is that in the handbook...?PAGE 14 PARAGRAPH 3 AQUA'S ARE ALWAYS RIGHT ACORDING TO AQUA'S
Aquarius are always right.
It's one of our known "negative" traits.
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hmmmm my mother always told us she was always right and she has no aqua in her or 11th house anywhere.
she's dominant scorpio, with a cappy moon.
Bit of a hit a miss. Some points I can relate to not so much others. Though me trying to advocate not all aquas are the same are reflected in your posts which is why I see creating a handbook as such a bit contradictory.
Knowing yourself and others is a great example of seeing how astrology works and its social dynamics but you need to move past the sun sign.
Posted by krysrenee7
The "DO NOT" list during sex with an Aquarian:
Do NOT:
1. Sit there with a straight face like you're constipated. Make a face dammit! Say something! Make a noise, a sound, something!2. Talk a bunch of sh*t but not measure up. Don't tease us beforehand about how wild, crazy & creative you'd be in the bedroom if you're really just like the person who does #1 on this list. Not only will we be annoyed at such bad sex, but we'll be extra pissed off b/c of your false advertisement!
3. Don't tell us when we're gonna do it or how we're gonna do it. Surprise me! Just grab me & push me onto the bed dammit! It's already bad enough when someone is too predicable in the moment. It's even worse when someone is giving us a heads-up that they're about to be predictable lol
4. Don't smother me with affection afterwards. A high-five or a few kisses and hugs afterwards is fine, but if you expect for me to be happy falling asleep with your entire sweaty body wrapped around me to the point of suffocation, you're mistaken!
If I told you how loud and Hard I laughed to tears at your 1. rule...
DO SOMETHING LMFAOOOO HAHH LOVE IT!
Posted by krysrenee7
What matters the MOST to Aquarians:
1. Individuality. B/c we're always ourselves regardless of who approves, we have a huge appreciation for anyone else who dares to be their true selves too2. Communication. Your looks & sexual abilities can only get you so far. We'd most likely settle down or be the closest to those who we can sit up all night & talk about everything with as opposed to the person who is the most attractive (looks) or skilled sexually.
3. Loyalty. If we mess up, fine, stand your ground. But if you cut us off from your loyalty over something small, our loyalty is something you'll lose as well. We like to invest in the things/people who can outlast/stand a little earthquake every now & then.
What matters LEAST to an Aquarian:
1. Looks. Yes, physical appearance matters, but we're probably the least shallow in this area. 99% of the time, you'll hear an Aquarians saying they love you most b/c of some inner quality you have2. Status. We don't care that you graduated from Harvard, are the most popular at school or have 7 degrees. I'd more than likely be dying to give my friendship to the broke humble but person as opposed to the close-minded & shallow wealthy person.
3. Gifts. You can't buy an Aquarian's respect or love. Sure, we appreciate a gift here & there, but even then, we'd hope the gift would be personalized. Show us you love us through your actions & your loyalty, not through things that only money can buy
So I just inboxed you because MAYBE you can explain why my gf is playing soo much...tells me how much she lovess me but when something difficult arrises she runs then enterains her ex... then a week the least a month the most she returns with regret smh...
Wow, all this discord...you would think that this is a posting in the Aries forum. As an outside observer, I thought that the handbook was 100% spot on.
Posted by krysrenee7
The "DO NOT" list during sex with an Aquarian:
Do NOT:
4. Don't smother me with affection afterwards. A high-five or a few kisses and hugs afterwards is fine, but if you expect for me to be happy falling asleep with your entire sweaty body wrapped around me to the point of suffocation, you're mistaken!Lol @ high five! The first time finished simultaneously, he wanted to high five! It threw me off at first. I was like "what are you doing? Oh, I get it... heck yeah!!!"
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LOL truecap!!!!
I love your thread Krys. Its right on point. I dont like all that cuddling after. I just want to go to sleep after. Shit I be tired.
WOW This breakdown on Aquas is really helpful. Makes a lot of sense.
thank you krysrenee7 x
Wasn't trying to excuse our flaws. It's just that so many people are confused by some of the things we do & just as interested in how we think so I figured I'd explain things from the AQUA'S point of view for once
Doesn't mean that every Aqua is just like my handbook, no different than every Aqua doesn't necessarily agree with 100% of the "descriptions" from actual astrologers
Just figured that learning the best way to "deal" with us Aquas is best advised from an actual Aqua!
B/c Aquas are so used to thinking outside of the box & are comfortable with things that are "different" than what they may be used to, we automatically expect for others to be "outside of the box" thinkers too, which is why we get so annoyed when people act like our actions (or lack thereof) are rocket-science. Maybe if others were open to the fact that we tick to a different drum (not necessarily a better one, but a different one), we wouldn't be so hard to figure out
It's like the minute people see something that is different, they automatically assume it's either wrong or that it must be some hard complex puzzle. No, sometimes something isn't hard if only you try looking at it with a different perspective!
If you try dealing with us Aquas in the way you're used to dealing with Libras or Cancer's (for example), of course we'll seem like the most confusing MF's in the world! But if you know how we tick & how we think, you'll start noticing that we are actually quite simple lol
I think us Aquas are pretty cool =) =)
Love the post for the most part dead on.
OMG. Krysrenee7, you are definitely my soul aqua sister! Is this an excerpt or did you write this all yourself? If so, it's very impressive! I could never explain in detail how I operate on earth as an alien or robot lol, but you described everything to a T -- and more spot on than any other aqua book or post I've read. Crazy!! And I enjoyed your humor too 🙂 You should definitely write a book!
Posted by krysrenee7
Wasn't trying to excuse our flaws. It's just that so many people are confused by some of the things we do & just as interested in how we think so I figured I'd explain things from the AQUA'S point of view for onceDoesn't mean that every Aqua is just like my handbook, no different than every Aqua doesn't necessarily agree with 100% of the "descriptions" from actual astrologers
Just figured that learning the best way to "deal" with us Aquas is best advised from an actual Aqua!
B/c Aquas are so used to thinking outside of the box & are comfortable with things that are "different" than what they may be used to, we automatically expect for others to be "outside of the box" thinkers too, which is why we get so annoyed when people act like our actions (or lack thereof) are rocket-science. Maybe if others were open to the fact that we tick to a different drum (not necessarily a better one, but a different one), we wouldn't be so hard to figure out
It's like the minute people see something that is different, they automatically assume it's either wrong or that it must be some hard complex puzzle. No, sometimes something isn't hard if only you try looking at it with a different perspective!
If you try dealing with us Aquas in the way you're used to dealing with Libras or Cancer's (for example), of course we'll seem like the most confusing MF's in the world! But if you know how we tick & how we think, you'll start noticing that we are actually quite simple lol
I think us Aquas are pretty cool =) =)
If you guys weren't so friggin secretive.
I don't recall any of this.
Bump
I think some of the things written in this thread can be helpful to some.
I find something quite ironic about Aquarians...they need space and I'm happy to give that, but when you need space and disappear off, they freak out. That's true of friends, exes and partners. I just find it so odd, because they're supposed to be detached and logical.
Posted by mooconfusion
I find something quite ironic about Aquarians...they need space and I'm happy to give that, but when you need space and disappear off, they freak out. That's true of friends, exes and partners. I just find it so odd, because they're supposed to be detached and logical.
Yes, they do freak out- and a lot of times I'm like "dude, chill. You do it all the time."
so true
Posted by mooconfusion
I find something quite ironic about Aquarians...they need space and I'm happy to give that, but when you need space and disappear off, they freak out. That's true of friends, exes and partners. I just find it so odd, because they're supposed to be detached and logical.Yes, they do freak out- and a lot of times I'm like "dude, chill. You do it all the time."
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Right
tl;dr either you vibe with aquas or you dont. you really gonna study a handbook and try to keep changing your natural behavior/likes/dislikes to win someone youre not compatible with lol? that seems very tiresome haha
Bestt of the besttt guide ever...
Writing here so this post comes up back in Aquarius forum
Thank youuu krysrenee
I wish u made this handbook earlier but its too late now hahahaha i aint deal wit the aqua dude no more.
Will u make another handbook how to make an aqua comes back? I saw many threads of it 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by krysrenee7
I'm very sarcastic so don't get offended lolHow to turn us on:
1. Use your intellect to stimulate us. We're aware that some people prefer their friends/partners to be stupid, but we don't, k?!2. Calm the hell down! We'll get to the emotional stuff later but in the mean time, just talk, open up & leave the mushiness for later! In the beginning, just relax, be yourself & have a F'ing conversation. Focus more on the "in the moment" convo as opposed to freaking out that we didn't call you back the next day lol
3. Show us how you're "different." There are billions of people on earth. Surely, if you think you should get the #1 spot in our lives, show us why we should pick YOU, as opposed to the other 500,000 people we could have choosen. No arrogance here, just saying, if you want me to think you stand out, well, you have to ACTUALLY stand out
How to turn us off:
1. Send me a 6 page-long text calling me inconsistent, aloof or accusing me of leading you on all b/c I didn't call you today. If we haven't made it official, don't expect "official" status in our lives. Don't expect "girlfriend" or "wife" treatment if you're just his "new associate"2. Try too hard to impress us. Yes, we like looking at impressive things, but if it's not authentic, not even $ 1 million bucks would get us to buy it, let alone respect it. If your best is not what we may like, who knows, the mere fact that you have the confidence to admit that might be the reason we choose you & completely forget that you weren't necessarily what he had in mind. Confidence goes a long way people!
3. Kiss my azz. If you disagree with me, who cares. Know it alls like us Aquarians are actually always secretly wishing to meet people who challenge our thinking. Trust me, we have no problem challenging your thinking.
I just realized diz thread is 5 years old 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
lol... how can this thread appear on ma front page while it made 5 years ago
I just discovered this topic and commented so that the post comes up
You all must browse by older dates in Aquarius forum.
Most great topics are 3 yrs or older.
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^^ well if you joke like you did above and call me dummy in a joking manner, I can sense you are playing
but i am guessing you are just being mean and cruel.