Changing a light bulb?

How many members of your zodiac sign does it take to change a light bulb?

ARIES:
Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS:
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI:
Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

CANCER:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.

LEO:
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO:
Approximately 1.000000 with an analyzed error factor of +/- a hundred millionth of a micron.

LIBRA:
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

SCORPIO:
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

SAGITTARIUS:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

PISCES:
Light bulb? What light bulb?

Aquarius: We're all supposed to be equal so therefore we should all take turns in the holding and the screwing in of the light bulb. Then a democratically elected zodiac candidate should be the one to press the power switch and thus demonstrate how teamwork can enlighten our world.

'PISCES:
Light bulb? What light bulb?'

Ha, ha, ha, ROFL, I hate to admit it, but when it comes to everyday, common sense things, we (or I should say I) can be pretty hopeless. We can also play it up though, if it works to our advantage..I am definitely guilty of that at times.

that was really cute, tg...and pretty right on.

My lightbulb in my bedroom actually burnt out this morning. FFFFFFFFFFF I hate changing them! 😢 What sign should help me?!! hehe