I Fell Asleep On The Couch And...

I woke up with a major nosebleed 4 hours later. I'm kind of dizzy but it's kind of cool. Watching cartoons while you're temporarily messed up is awesome. I'm having a hard time typing right now but I do not care whatsoever. Oh and for some odd reason one of my roommates is sleeping on the floor clutching a baseball bat... I don't know what the fuck he's doing there but damn is it funny as hell. I think he thinks I'm going to do something to him so he came prepared. Sleeping on the floor though is strange. I mean the recliner's free and he decides to sleep on the floor? I'm going to go check the fridge and see if I have to go pick up some groceries. Damnit! It's raining too. I like sharing.

lol, are you sure he didnt do something to you while you were sleeping?

Your place sounds ike a total boys club house.

Are you implying that he hit me with the bat? No way not Henry!?!?! He can barely handle his liquor I doubt he'd even try something like that.

I guess it sorta is kind of a boys club house. I've noticed that by the time summer comes 'round randoms start crashing here and we always have random parties that I I don't know of. We never run out of beer too for some reason. Don't know whether it's because we're Canadian or because, well we like beer.

We're out of eggs... Damnit...

I'm so goddamn sleepy now hahaha! Wooh! Nappy time for Donkey Kong!

Sleep with an or 2 open...

*an eye

I got it checked out by the Doc this morning. Apparently symptoms from my last concussion are acting up again, even though that was like what? A year and a half ago. Seems like whenever I relax my body starts to malfunction for no reason. I'm guessing a state of hyper-vigilance is the thing that's been keeping me comatose free for so long.

Ralph Wiggum.

I just told you guys why I had the nosebleed and you guys still say it was something else? Yes hahahahaha! Doc says all I have to do is nap it off.

My girlfriend usually punches me in the gut not the face. It's her thing.

Its because you have a sexy gut and you can handle it
She tests, yet appreciates your manliness, lol.
Just a little girl insight🙂

Lol you said I have a pretty nose. That's funny, you;re funny. It's been broken on 3 separate occasions though lol. I ate 6-7 apples today just to let you know. I swear, I'm a fuckin' fatass sometimes hahahaahaha!

"Congrats DK! You've just earned 4 pieces of lint, with a dash of lime green in it."

Is it belly button lint— It better be belly button lint. I won't accept any other kind.

Beautiful. Absolutely Beautiful!

hahhah @ Lady M .......I want a glow in the dark watch..!