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@dunce...join a yoga class, 'unreachable' will then be a thing of the past. I could twist like a pretzel, thanks to yoga. Dunce, i live in africa, remember? Sum guys here could wrap their slongs 3 times around the waist like a sarong, so slong with talents dont impress me. Try a slong that could reach a riverbank to fetch water, while the owner is nowhere in sight, THAT drops MY jaw. No slongs on me me though *gives dunce a disgusted look*. Sheesh. Maybe i need to get myself used to Chris's jokes, i'll close my eyes though, as i dont think i could stop myself from imagining that drool dribble i always anticipate coming from him.
@bird..dont start with me bird! Sheesh. Ariel, i always wondered what u looked like, how about a face to a name? That goes out to u too, 'dumbass'. Ariel would you like a date with my bodyguard (the hot one on my avi)? He is a scorp, but he rocks an aqua moon, so are u a miner- u dig?
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@bird..dont start with me bird! Sheesh. Ariel, i always wondered what u looked like, how about a face to a name? That goes out to u too, 'dumbass'. Ariel would you like a date with my bodyguard (the hot one on my avi)? He is a scorp, but he rocks an aqua moon, so are u a miner- u dig?
*gigglesnort* as much as I would like to say hell yeah, I will have to decline. I'm stuck on stupid with the aqua I'm talking to. That man is just..... *le sigh* he just is. Damn you aquas and your sexiness.
Ok watercup... I added photos they won't be posted for long though.
*Le claps* wpw bird, ur the adorable one! Why wouldn't you want to keep YOUR pics, on YOUR profile? U look good to me, anyways thanks for sharing. Mine will stay there until i decide to delete my account, too bad if sumbody thinks i should resemble miss universe, i dont, im just ME
@bird..did i hear u say that aquas were sexy? *ego baloons up to maximus capacity* Plz dont do that bird, u'll burst us, we already have an inflated sense of self. Fish aren't too bad either, look in the mirror to see the evidence.
They say yogo is really good for Aqua's but the classes for that would be the light bill.Sitting in the dark vs learning how to twist like a pretzel.hmmm you make sound so tempting.I didn't forget you live in Africa,I was just warning you ahead of time.My slong has it's own head & tends to make its way around.If I was living in a nudist community,I think I would have less control over that.My badd.Chris is just like the rest of us Aquarius & our humor.He just got famous.
@Tbird @Watercup Nice pics,i'll post mines too when I get ready.You're not missing nothing anyways,relax Watercup.🙂
@dunce..i picture an anaconda, dunce ur scaring me, stop it! Here seeing pubic hair is like seeing eyebrows, no trauma. Anybody with body image problems should come here, women here strut around with titts that resemble a wet teabag, with pride. We are full of self confidence, but nudity doesnt mean sexuality- they will feed u to the lions if u lack control dunce. Consider my invite to u cancelled, u'll be lion snack otherwise. Plz, plz post your pics sooner, i cant wait
@bird..Ariel, ur crazy, i just noticed your latest update. I take u lightly sumtimes, but u prove me wrong all the time. LOL, i love your latest update! *throws a double deuce back*
Anaconda wouldn't be too far fetched.Here in the states,nudity isn't a big deal either,if don't mind paying for the fine.It depends on where you live,you could get away with booty shorts that live in the crack of your ass or walk around with your braw on the outside of your shirt,but that's testing it.We Americans are confident,about what you see,until it's time to the hit the beach.A slong in it's natural way of being,shouldn't be judged so harshly.If Africa can't handle it,then maybe it's is best.Don't worry so much,remember the talk we had.😉
Cool then D., dont forget to add the anaconda, i need a boost of adrenalin. My inner scaredy cat is meowing in anticipation. I feel down today, show me sumthing kick arse, i need sum umph.
Yeah @Watercup I'll see what I can do 🙂 lol
@watercup: *blushes, looks at ground, sweeps foot back and forth* thank you. About the pic I dunno maybe it's the conspiracist in me, not too trusting of everyone intentions which is weird because the mermaid in me does think the best of everyone.
Don't forget to do you pageant wave Miss Universe 😉
Oh you heard me correctly my dear! Aquas are EXTREMELY sexy. Meh I don't mind a fluffed up ego. BTW if you burst the Virgo in me will LOVE to put the pieces back together.
"Anybody with body image problems should come here, women here strut around with titts that resemble a wet teabag, with pride"
*Gigglesnort* That's freaking awesome
"@bird..Ariel, ur crazy, i just noticed your latest update. I take u lightly sumtimes, but u prove me wrong all the time. LOL, i love your latest update! *throws a double deuce back*"
lol that's because I'm usually sugary sweet but I'm so sarcastic and I can be a shark. When I'm upset I'll let people know in a somewhat playful way. Then if they can't take the hint I'll slip into bit*h mode quite easily. Then I'm done and want some ice cream and want to frolic. It takes a lot to get me to the bit*h mode and when I get there...Ooo weee it's not pretty at all.
@dunce: oooo pic time!! Thank you dune for the compliment 🙂
*Anaconda wouldn't be too far fetched.*
You keep talking like that your inbox will be full of date request. 😉
*gigglesnort* You two are freaking adorable! Let me dim the lights, light a candle and play some Marvin Gaye.
@bird..remind me not to mess with u, ur hiding cruel jaws. Shark attack is a pretty scary thought, lol. I'm amazed at how young u look for 31, what's your secret? I've seen hags in their late twenties, i thought that 30 meant officially fossilfied, u give me hope bird. Lol, are u setting the ambience for me & dumbass? It better be 'sexual healing' playing in the background, otherwise i refuse to be romantic
Noh-noh-noh bird, switch off the music & fix the lights. I dont want another blind date, i went on a blind date before & the guy ended up looking like Buddha (bald head & all). I vowed to never do that to myself again. Lets see what he looks like 1st, then we can hire a violinist & all that romantic stuff. Are you game?
@watercup: *snaps jaws* my bite is furious. I'll bring up shite from the stone ages to throw at the people who feel my wrath. But again that rarely happens. My secret for looking young is bathing in blood, like Elizabeth Bathory. j/k it's genetics and I've started using Olay's Definity eye illuminator a couple of weeks ago. That helps with the laugh lines around the eyes. I smile with my eyes a lot. Mostly just letting shite not get to me and being positive really helps with staying young all the way around.
Yep I'm setting the mood for you too. Oh of course sexual healing followed by let's get it on 😉 I NEVER do blind dates for that exact reason.
Deal...bring on the pic Dunce...we are waiting.
@app: I love that song. wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle YEAH. Do the wiggle dance. I'm sexy and I know it. dum adum dum.
@Watercup: I'm actually a quintuple Scorp 😄 . I've Sag rising in house 11 though so maybe you see some fire? I only have Aries in True Node if that counts?
Yah, I hope I don't annoy anyone for talking too much about my lovely Aqua husband but he's really sweet and romantic! He's Scorp rising so he's got this smouldering and mysterious vibe that I found intriguing when we first met. The rest of his chart consists of many planets in Capricorn. Every mornings he makes me breakfast and dinner three days a week (sometimes the whole week if I'm lazy 😛). He also doesn't let me do the house chores because he's worried about my back pain.He nenever let me carry anything when we go out and extremely affectionate in public (kind of much for a private Scorp like me!). We have so much fun going places and never get bored of our conversations.It's been 4 years and never once he forgets kissing my forehead in the morning. It's like stuff from a novel but it's true. I didn't expect this sort of life after my disappointing experience with Libra, yet my Aqua changes everything 🙂
@exam: Your not being annoying. Tis very sweet. I'm happy your with someone who adores you. It seems as though you adore him as well.
*le sigh*
@watercup: You wanna see me get pissy? Check this out. I didn't fully get even get angry. Just a tip of the iceberg.
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/pisces/Problems-with-a-Pisces-can-anyone-help-please-!-2955852.asp?p=2#2958053
@dunce..oh buddha! Ahahaha. Take your sweet time, we'll be right here. Why is it taking so long? Are u having a studio potrait taken? Oooh..i think thats so rhomahntic.
@bird..girl, ur living in stormy seas. Snap those jaws back, ur scaring me *lower lip quivers*
@Watercup WOULD you like a studio portrait?I actually think that sounds like a GREAT idea!After I get a good money flow going,I will definitely be sure to do that.Thanks for having the patience,I have Aqua in venus,im glad you have that understanding.lol 😉
@exam..hearing about flourishing love stories is never a bad thing, it gives hope that love exists. I'm a secret romantic, so i get off on GOOD love stories. Wow exam, so much scorp, where are your other scorp planets? I have moon, mars, pluto & saturn
@dunce..my aries rising is frantically pacing, but its all good. Studio potrait, sounds HAWT, so yeah, BRING IT!!
@Watercup I know how impatient Aries can be as I gotta Aries moon,so I understand.I learned that by having patience you feel so much....BETTER.That's why I will definitely be taking my time!I think the outcome of that outweighs instant gratification,so we can definitely see to that!hehe.
Or munching on a looong carrot, to kill time. It better be good dunce, otherwise there'll be a bitch fit on dxp. LOL
Killing time is for people,who need to displace that same energy into something else.I don't know if it's going to be up to your standards but if it's not,it wont be the first bitch fit,i've dealt with on dxp.lol 🙂
Are u suggesting that i go on a human killing spree? That would be my pleasure, as sum ppl seem keen on disturbing my sleeping inner psychopath. I'll still think that ur hot shit regardless of your looks, buddyboy.
I don't think anyones inner psychopath should be censored,without their own permission.I don't support killing but a Karate class vs a Yoga class would be recommended.Thank you,the feeling is mutual!😉
Dunce i did judo for a year, until it almost gave me the Popeye Spinach legs. I'm kind of vain, so i dropped it, lol. Yoga doesnt butch up anything, so it works for me. Are you into martial art?
Let me tell u sumthing, my yogi is 69 yrs old. This lady can eat with a plate on her head & the spoon clasped on her foot- i think that's awesome. She is an aqua too, we get along great. She doesnt only teach me yoga, we knit together too, but dont tell ppl that...shhhh! I've got an old soul, lol
I've got to a yellow belt,in Karate but does even count?You might be able to kick my ass on my worst days.Spinach legs?Come again?Then again,I think there is a good use for those.lol Yoga wouldn't be good for me then,I am already slim,I don't want to be any leaner.Martial arts movies is what I am into,if thats what you mean.haha.I almost cry on the 3hr long ones because you feel APART of the movie,after an 1hr & half,so excuse my attachment.x)
69 in Africa,is what?35?I'm not going to give her too much credit!😉j/k That's so cool she can do that,I don't think it's possible for men thou.😢 lol @ you having an old soul,you're as youthful as they come!It's going to take more than knitting,young lady.🙂
Popeye Spinach, the sailor, a cartoon. By his legs, i meant those large & lumpy calves, shaped like a chicken drumstick. Ahahaha
When i did judo, i cracked nuts with my calves. Ahahaha, never mind, its one of those days
@Watecup Nooo I just always think there is a good use for everything on womans body or can be put to good use,I should say.lol Cracked a guys nutts?I wasn't thinking THAT,but that sounds very traumatic,in Africa is it?or am I just being a wimp again?Just the thought,0UCH!I hope he wasn't planning on any kids soon.ha Hey don't try & use that excuse again,you've already used it once this month.J/K!🙂
Lol, dunce ur silly. Not balls, i meant real nuts (the kind u eat), not the hairy kind. Any part of the body can be used, ur right- like squeezing sumbody's neck using a drumstick like calf. Ahahaha, thats right!
Hi T.O.C, how are u? All this time here on dxp, i thought u were a guy. Whats your sign girl?
@TOC..i looove that sign of yours, i lost my heart in one of the dimples. Librans are knock-outs, your username must be the one causing the confusion. Love your santa, i just wanna spoon him, lol.
Don't feel bad @T0C we all get confused for another gender at some point in our lives.lol When I was 13 people used to confuse me for my sister,over the phone.LOL I am signing off now,bye you two.🙂
@dunce..maybe i should start squeezing THOSE nuts too, i feel like a protein juice. Ahahaha
Lol at your soprano voice dunce. See you later alligator. Bye dumbass
@Watercup What's that you say?Protein & nutts?You can be sure I wont be enjoying any of that.hahaha
Have sum balls dunce! What, are your those guys with no real balls, only an underwear stuffed with cottonwool balls? Lol, come on, get on the wild side man
Hmmm, when i was a wee one, i had a thing for MJ. U & i might be a match made in technology, after all. Lol. Ooooh!! *does a moon walk*
@TOC...nothing wrong with acting like u have a giant dick , whats wrong is believing that u have one, when infact its the size of a maggot.
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Watercup....ZOMFG girl you are ADORABLE! I just seen your pic. My lord.