@WaterCup
14 Years10,000+ Posts
Snap on the aries rising too
Aries riserz are dudettes, lol. No wonder why i thought u were a dude.
U must have one swollen anus, all that sting & venom.
Lol, u must be shitting like a water gun- squirts
Yay, we are almost neighbours, I'm from South Africa. We are known for speaking in turds, lol
Nite back pluto farts
She's in drool across the cheeck land
Lol piscesprincess, i almost fainted when i read where ur from, i was like 'down under?wetter?', 'she must be a womb or sumthing reproductive'. Lol, my squinty eyes! But i saw 'under the sea' after reading it for about 5 times. How are you my fellow dudette?
Oh ok, lol. I suffer from dust in the mind, its grimy in there. Good to know your fineness, im fine too
@watercup: *Brings back jaws* I have my moments
"I'll still think that ur hot shit regardless of your looks, buddyboy."
Here here. Again the love flowing between you two is freaking adorable.
I can't see TOC posts so she must of blocked me.
Bird shush ur destroying my chances of having a hot steamy affair. Cant u see that im desperate to get laid over the net? How are you darling? Why would TOC wanna block your hot as shit self? She's a leeb, she's fair, you must have done sumthing to tip off the scales. What did u do, u mockingbird? Dont bite, plz dont bite me...
"Have sum balls dunce! What, are your those guys with no real balls, only an underwear stuffed with cottonwool balls? Lol, come on, get on the wild side man"
@Watercup You think just because I have a big slong,I have small balls?I don't know how it works in Africa but this American,baby!@Tbird I don't know,I feel something thou.😉I haven't eaten in while,let me see if that changes.*Opens up some noodles*
@watercup: Oopps... move it along people nothing to see here. Go about your business! I'm good hun. Nothing that I know of. lmfao. I didn't do anything I swear! If I did I was gonna to apologize.
@toc: *whew* oh okay...I thought watercup and dunce were talking to a ghost for a sec then I saw toc. But I couldn't see your posts. I was like ahhh man. lol
@dunce: it maybe the anaconda waking from him slumber lmfao. Oodles and noodles? or ramen? Chicken or beef?
@dunce..in africa, dicks are huuuge, but the balls are normal. When u compare the two together, the balls just look like two dots. With that anaconda of yours, then u must have hills, american boy
@bird..now thats what im talking about, secrecy bird, secrecy. Let the citizens of dxp be brought to knowledge by the wedding bells. I appoint u bell ringer. For now, go polish my bells...GO!! *falls into a Bridzella mood funk*
@dunce..before u mentioned that u want a butch woman to take care of u. Well, im growing my moustache + chest hair, i threw away all hair removing products. I hope my hirsutism doesnt turn u off, coz i look like a mexican when i dont shave. Ahahaha
I've noticed a big difference between black guys & the asians. Black guys have dicks on ZOOM, gigantic & the asians have what i call 'spaghetti dick'- long & slender, it could be a supermodel & walk the fashion runways. Aaaahahahaaa
@piscesprincess..i think ur right about footballer, but i prefer sumo wrestler. Lol
Or an obese basketball player
The guy aboves dick is what i call a magical dick, it disappeares! Or lets call it, crack in the wall dick bcoz its hardly noticeable. Lol, but he has balls, i give him that. Are those balls or a saggy anus?
I take all that back, black guys balls compared to their dicks, look like two zits. Lol
The above dick should be called pimple dick, wait..wait..how about insect bite bump dick or full stop dick. Ahahaha, goodnite everybody, good morning to me- im off to work. Toodles
Hi blue, he is by the ring store. LOL
@Tbird Waking?The Anaconda never sleeps,remember that.🙂 @Watercup I've got alot of things,you will see that in the pics,when I post them.Patience is virtue!
I have no problem with a woman taking the lead role in a relationship,she just has to be able to pull it off.Chest hair & Mustache?How is everything else?Some things,just aren't going to be appealing,if you know what I mean.
@1urbanicblue I am here,I get on here when I can.It's quite entertaining.I think rock is hilarious too,he alot of the same placements as I,thank you.🙂
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Posted by DUNCE@1urbanicblue I am here,I get on here when I can.It's quite entertaining.I think rock is hilarious too,he alot of the same placements as I,thank you.🙂
hehehe my husband thinks chris rock is annoying :-p
but he's got a different sense of humour.
and yeah this place is kind of entertaining but also quite deep when it comes to astrology. (um....sometimes)
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Alot people do,his humor isn't for everyone.Same goes for me,this forum is VERY unique.Reminds me of why I love the Internet,deep is is not saying the least.I think it's ok for it to be fun "sometimes",thou.LOL
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the internet's cool. but it's also good to take a break every couple months. or cold turkey.
reflect on life and live life. (besides the usual routine like work. or just being with loved ones) i go through stages. for some odd reason late oct/november and halfway to december are the most spiritual months for me. the rest of the months are for living life. these stages for me are the passive reflective inwardly soulful periods.
I definitely agree it's important to have time to reflect,I think oct-dec is my most reflective times because of the year coming to a close.My mind kinda remembers what I want to leave behind or what I want to bring for myself next year.I think alot of people feel that, around these dates.We still sometimes make the same mistakes each go round.I think we just get better,each time.
We try,that's the point of growth.For me it's about what you want,schedules and responsibility...routine can definitely get in the way,but I don't use it as an escape because I know what I am capable of.I decide when I want to change ultimately.I think that's the best way to deal with life.
"@Dunce: Good to know... a one eye anaconda never sleeps. Always looking for prey"
@Tbird Prey?I don't go after anything that isn't looking for trouble.😉
Bird, u jungle bunny, where are u? Lol, when i read that, i was so tempted to change my username to junglebunny. I still dont get why it got u upset, its kind of hot- like being dressed in a bunny suit & taking photo shoots in a jungle. Ppl here are hilarious, like that lady who said cooking chicken makes her black- i loved that!! There's nothing that makes me feel like a playboy centrefold than when i wear my headscarf at night, ITS SO SEXY.
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