@MyStarsShine
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Posted by MyStarsShine
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
What the difference between bar and clitoris
Bars smell better.
Posted by MyStarsShine
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
What the difference between bar and clitoris
Bars smell better.
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...then go down on one....or two
Posted by Firefighter
So my ex said she ended because i never reciprocated giving her head. Granted she was a master at it her self pleasing me and i mean toe curling pillow biting good. But she wanted me eat her out which on other occasions i would have been egear to put my lips on her g spot.The thing is 'i found out through mutual associates that she has had 4 abortions, And im not going to eat fucking cemetery Pu**y.
Im saying little people were murdered between her thighs. What if its haunted?
Example: one night falling asleep late the T.V turned on its own. 2end night sleeping over late again 'the door slammed shut and the window lifted up letting in a gust of wind from outside storm. The 3rd night and most terrifying while walking down her hall way from the powder room i stepped on a dirty diaper filled with poop.
All these thoughts and unexplainable things have run through my head that i dont want go into detail about.
Now She im being crazy and said i owe her for all she has done.
So she dumped you because you have a small penis, you don't give head, and you complain incessantly about how she's wronged you? Smart woman.
Fyi:
Penis is big.
Sub is still on small end which is perfect for me.
Ex wanted head i refused due to her vajay being murder scene.
Wife just lied about her past. We still cool tho.
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Sorry, it's not head, she wanted FELLATIO! Female to male IS "head", vice versa is fellatio.
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by MyStarsShine
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
What the difference between bar and clitoris
Bars smell better.
...then go down on one....or two
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Nope
Posted by Firefighter
So my ex said she ended because i never reciprocated giving her head. Granted she was a master at it her self pleasing me and i mean toe curling pillow biting good. But she wanted me eat her out which on other occasions i would have been egear to put my lips on her g spot.The thing is 'i found out through mutual associates that she has had 4 abortions, And im not going to eat fucking cemetery Pu**y.
Im saying little people were murdered between her thighs. What if its haunted?
Example: one night falling asleep late the T.V turned on its own. 2end night sleeping over late again 'the door slammed shut and the window lifted up letting in a gust of wind from outside storm. The 3rd night and most terrifying while walking down her hall way from the powder room i stepped on a dirty diaper filled with poop.
All these thoughts and unexplainable things have run through my head that i dont want go into detail about.
Now She im being crazy and said i owe her for all she has done.
So she dumped you because you have a small penis, you don't give head, and you complain incessantly about how she's wronged you? Smart woman.
Fyi:
Penis is big.
Sub is still on small end which is perfect for me.
Ex wanted head i refused due to her vajay being murder scene.
Wife just lied about her past. We still cool tho.
Sorry, it's not head, she wanted FELLATIO! Female to male IS "head", vice versa is fellatio.
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
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Oh o.k.
Eating ice cream by the way
Posted by Firefighter
So my ex said she ended because i never reciprocated giving her head. Granted she was a master at it her self pleasing me and i mean toe curling pillow biting good. But she wanted me eat her out which on other occasions i would have been egear to put my lips on her g spot.The thing is 'i found out through mutual associates that she has had 4 abortions, And im not going to eat fucking cemetery Pu**y.
Im saying little people were murdered between her thighs. What if its haunted?
Example: one night falling asleep late the T.V turned on its own. 2end night sleeping over late again 'the door slammed shut and the window lifted up letting in a gust of wind from outside storm. The 3rd night and most terrifying while walking down her hall way from the powder room i stepped on a dirty diaper filled with poop.
All these thoughts and unexplainable things have run through my head that i dont want go into detail about.
Now She im being crazy and said i owe her for all she has done.
So she dumped you because you have a small penis, you don't give head, and you complain incessantly about how she's wronged you? Smart woman.
Fyi:
Penis is big.
Sub is still on small end which is perfect for me.
Ex wanted head i refused due to her vajay being murder scene.
Wife just lied about her past. We still cool tho.
Sorry, it's not head, she wanted FELLATIO! Female to male IS "head", vice versa is fellatio.
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Oh o.k.
Eating ice cream by the way
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One other name we women refer to it is "lollipop" (fellatio) AKA "giving head" 😈
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
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What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.