@Firefighter
9 Years
Whether not reciprocating oral sex is a deal breaker depends on mutual respect and communication. Some consider it a key intimacy element, while others prioritize emotional connection. Open discussions about sexual expectations and boundaries are essential for a healthy relationship and mutual satisfaction.
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Oh, iVirgo.Back at it again with the elaborate stories.
😉
Would you have returned the favour if she had given birth?
@Firedighter
You wrote ALL THAT and said you don't want to go into details...
I am glad you made one wise decision for all of us sake and mental stability!
Thank you for being such considered person! ?
Posted by Firefighter
But she wanted me eat her out which on other occasions i would have been egear to put my lips on her g spot.
Alright it's confirmed, you are a troll lol
Posted by MyStarsShine
Would you have returned the favour if she had given birth?
Yes.
And i decided maybe i was to harsh so tonight i eat at the Y
Posted by Gemitati
@FiredighterYou wrote ALL THAT and said you don't want to go into details...
I am glad you made one wise decision for all of us sake and mental stability!
Thank you for being such considered person! ?
Oh it gets worst
I am wondering...having relashionships with a mirderer of children is ok for you?
Accepting bj from her is ok because shenosnsrinking good at it.
'Visiting' 'cemetery' with your dick is ok?
Maybe even marrying her is also not a taboo?
However giving her oral is no no - bevause of a srupId mental crap?
I am wondering if someone told her you had std in past and she went like 'nooo I am not putting that sick sick in my mouth...because I imagine all these creepy germs were there...'
What would you say jerk-off?
Posted by Gemitati
@FiredighterYou wrote ALL THAT and said you don't want to go into details...
I am glad you made one wise decision for all of us sake and mental stability!
Thank you for being such considered person! ?
Oh it gets worst
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And you keep fking her with all this hunted horror and all? It's ok as long as you don't go down on her?
Great! You are a jewel of a men!
I wish there were no more and you would be unique in your bizzare putzizm!
Posted by Gemitati
I am wondering...having relashionships with a mirderer of children is ok for you?Accepting bj from her is ok because shenosnsrinking good at it.
'Visiting' 'cemetery' with your dick is ok?
Maybe even marrying her is also not a taboo?
However giving her oral is no no - bevause of a srupId mental crap?
I am wondering if someone told her you had std in past and she went like 'nooo I am not putting that sick sick in my mouth...because I imagine all these creepy germs were there...'
What would you say jerk-off?
Yes cause i really care about her
Posted by Gemitati
@FiredighterYou wrote ALL THAT and said you don't want to go into details...
I am glad you made one wise decision for all of us sake and mental stability!
Thank you for being such considered person! ?
Oh it gets worst
And you keep fking her with all this hunted horror and all? It's ok as long as you don't go down on her?
Great! You are a jewel of a men!
I wish there were no more and you would be unique in your bizzare putzizm!
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Pu**y is good. I mean drop dead good.
If you could put you lips on her g spot you'd be very talented indeed.
CTFU @ cemetery pussy! —
That's sad.
But to answer the SERIOUS question, it's not a deal breaker BUT if I'm not receiving, I ain't giving..
Lucky for me my bf loves to devour me.. and vice versa.. we "crave" each other.. ?
Posted by jeane
If you could put you lips on her g spot you'd be very talented indeed.
I have big lips and longer tongue.
Posted by poison_ivy
CTFU @ cemetery pussy! —That's sad.
But to answer the SERIOUS question, it's not a deal breaker BUT if I'm not receiving, I ain't giving..
Lucky for me my bf loves to devour me.. and vice versa.. we "crave" each other.. ?
I have no problem doing it, its just the knowing. I just got finish watching episode of walking dead that night so my senses were highten.
Posted by jeane
If you could put you lips on her g spot you'd be very talented indeed.
Maybe his lips like a duck beak? ?
Posted by Dreamyboy
Lol you had me until the examples popped up
I got break down the why
Posted by jeane
If you could put you lips on her g spot you'd be very talented indeed.He is a lizard. 😛
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We are lizards. Reptilian brain look it up
Posted by poison_ivy
CTFU @ cemetery pussy! —That's sad.
But to answer the SERIOUS question, it's not a deal breaker BUT if I'm not receiving, I ain't giving..
Lucky for me my bf loves to devour me.. and vice versa.. we "crave" each other.. ?
Make sure don't get hysterical next time BF goes down on you remembering this thread—
Posted by jeane
If you could put you lips on her g spot you'd be very talented indeed.He is a lizard. 😛
We are lizards. Reptilian brain look it up
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Not all of us has such vivid imagination!
You need a check up. Neurology Clinique in the area...GO!
Posted by jeane
If you could put you lips on her g spot you'd be very talented indeed.Maybe his lips like a duck beak? ?
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Lol
I told her i would but i would need to give it a momment of silence to morn the fallen.
Is abortion a big issue is freedom of choice a big issue.
If we cant laugh about it how can we become normalised about it.
Posted by jeane
If you could put you lips on her g spot you'd be very talented indeed.He is a lizard. 😛
We are lizards. Reptilian brain look it up
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Lol the conspiracy
Posted by poison_ivy
CTFU @ cemetery pussy! —That's sad.
But to answer the SERIOUS question, it's not a deal breaker BUT if I'm not receiving, I ain't giving..
Lucky for me my bf loves to devour me.. and vice versa.. we "crave" each other.. ?
Make sure don't get hysterical next time BF goes down on you remembering this thread—
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New idea for panties!
Black panties with embroidery:
Cemetery visiting hours are:
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Posted by poison_ivy
CTFU @ cemetery pussy! —That's sad.
But to answer the SERIOUS question, it's not a deal breaker BUT if I'm not receiving, I ain't giving..
Lucky for me my bf loves to devour me.. and vice versa.. we "crave" each other.. ?
Make sure don't get hysterical next time BF goes down on you remembering this thread—
New idea for panties!
Black panties with embroidery:
Cemetery visiting hours are:
—
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Lol i see sales sky rocketing
Posted by Dreamyboy
Lol you had me until the examples popped upI got break down the why
Why you break down the why?
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Why not
Posted by SentimentalCrabby
Post the stories in Reddit!! I'll enjoy at least reading a creepy story.
Yes lovely. Can we chill bae i got wide selection on netflix if you down boo.
Posted by SentimentalCrabby
Post the stories in Reddit!! I'll enjoy at least reading a creepy story.Yes lovely. Can we chill bae i got wide selection on netflix if you down boo.
You have a wide selection to pick another person bro. ☺️?
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Im virgo your cancer we can make it happen.
Do you like romantic walks on the beach.
Dinner dates at a nice park under well lite moon light.
Or home cooked meal serverd by candel light while smooth r&b play in the background.
Or Netflix and some handful booty grabbing.
Posted by poison_ivy
CTFU @ cemetery pussy! —That's sad.
But to answer the SERIOUS question, it's not a deal breaker BUT if I'm not receiving, I ain't giving..
Lucky for me my bf loves to devour me.. and vice versa.. we "crave" each other.. ?
Make sure don't get hysterical next time BF goes down on you remembering this thread—
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I may start laughing!! Even tell my bf!! —
I laughed harder than I should have at the OP.
Posted by Evoxxxscorpio
Lol @ cemetery pusz you got jokes lol
I dont know i just say things.
My wife says she will forever be young because i make her laugh brightening her day up as always.
Posted by Firefighter
So my ex said she ended because i never reciprocated giving her head. Granted she was a master at it her self pleasing me and i mean toe curling pillow biting good. But she wanted me eat her out which on other occasions i would have been egear to put my lips on her g spot.The thing is 'i found out through mutual associates that she has had 4 abortions, And im not going to eat fucking cemetery Pu**y.
Im saying little people were murdered between her thighs. What if its haunted?
Example: one night falling asleep late the T.V turned on its own. 2end night sleeping over late again 'the door slammed shut and the window lifted up letting in a gust of wind from outside storm. The 3rd night and most terrifying while walking down her hall way from the powder room i stepped on a dirty diaper filled with poop.
All these thoughts and unexplainable things have run through my head that i dont want go into detail about.
Now She im being crazy and said i owe her for all she has done.
So she dumped you because you have a small penis, you don't give head, and you complain incessantly about how she's wronged you? Smart woman.
Posted by DiamondAce
This is the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.
Well thank you. That means a lot to me.
Posted by SentimentalCrabby
Post the stories in Reddit!! I'll enjoy at least reading a creepy story.Yes lovely. Can we chill bae i got wide selection on netflix if you down boo.
You have a wide selection to pick another person bro. ☺️?
Im virgo your cancer we can make it happen.
Do you like romantic walks on the beach.
Dinner dates at a nice park under well lite moon light.
Or home cooked meal serverd by candel light while smooth r&b play in the background.
Or Netflix and some handful booty grabbing.
Sure, but you aren't the "Juan"
NEXT! 🙂
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I can be the "other Juan"
Keep it between us.
Posted by Firefighter
So my ex said she ended because i never reciprocated giving her head. Granted she was a master at it her self pleasing me and i mean toe curling pillow biting good. But she wanted me eat her out which on other occasions i would have been egear to put my lips on her g spot.The thing is 'i found out through mutual associates that she has had 4 abortions, And im not going to eat fucking cemetery Pu**y.
Im saying little people were murdered between her thighs. What if its haunted?
Example: one night falling asleep late the T.V turned on its own. 2end night sleeping over late again 'the door slammed shut and the window lifted up letting in a gust of wind from outside storm. The 3rd night and most terrifying while walking down her hall way from the powder room i stepped on a dirty diaper filled with poop.
All these thoughts and unexplainable things have run through my head that i dont want go into detail about.
Now She im being crazy and said i owe her for all she has done.
So she dumped you because you have a small penis, you don't give head, and you complain incessantly about how she's wronged you? Smart woman.
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Fyi:
Penis is big.
Sub is still on small end which is perfect for me.
Ex wanted head i refused due to her vajay being murder scene.
Wife just lied about her past. We still cool tho.
lol at this little boy ....
he doesn't even know the female anatomy ... he thinks he can eat a g-spot
for this fact alone, he must be a lousy lay, so really it's irrelevant what size his dick is ... he hasn't a clue what he's doing
rflmao .... then he makes himself look even further like a fool by trying to play it off like his lips are big enough to eat out a g-spot
You just can't make entertainment like this up .....
Doors slam shut when there's wind.and you need to eat some pu**y.
Posted by SentimentalCrabby
Post the stories in Reddit!! I'll enjoy at least reading a creepy story.Yes lovely. Can we chill bae i got wide selection on netflix if you down boo.
You have a wide selection to pick another person bro. ☺️?
Im virgo your cancer we can make it happen.
Do you like romantic walks on the beach.
Dinner dates at a nice park under well lite moon light.
Or home cooked meal serverd by candel light while smooth r&b play in the background.
Or Netflix and some handful booty grabbing.
Sure, but you aren't the "Juan"
NEXT! 🙂
I can be the "other Juan"
Keep it between us.
You will never be the "Juan"
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I can be the Juan for Juan night, then after you can hit the road like the other Juan's.
Posted by bricklemark
Doors slam shut when there's wind.and you need to eat some pu**y.
Ok Mr Door expert.
By the way these were revolving doors in her bedroom.
And no thanks im on a diet.
lol at this little boy ....
he doesn't even know the female anatomy ... he thinks he can eat a g-spot
for this fact alone, he must be a lousy lay, so really it's irrelevant what size his dick is ... he hasn't a clue what he's doing
rflmao .... then he makes himself look even further like a fool by trying to play it off like his lips are big enough to eat out a g-spot
You just can't make entertainment like this up .....
Lol all coming from a rat?
You need to research the female anatomy as-well Mr. The female G-Spot can be anywhere on the womens body.
Women have had oragazimes by simply blowing on their neck and sucking on their nipples.
Posted by -Flo-
Aww you said little people lolHi Flo
Long time
Omg.. you better be someone I like. Who are you? ?
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Nope
Its Ivirgo motherfucker
Posted by bricklemark
Doors slam shut when there's wind.and you need to eat some pu**y.Ok Mr Door expert.
By the way these were revolving doors in her bedroom.
And no thanks im on a diet.
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Revolving doors can't slam shut can they? Mr selfish...
Posted by bricklemark
Doors slam shut when there's wind.and you need to eat some pu**y.Ok Mr Door expert.
By the way these were revolving doors in her bedroom.
And no thanks im on a diet.
Revolving doors can't slam shut can they? Mr selfish...
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She has two sets of doors. 1 for revolving the other for slamming ' simple fix.
lol at this little boy ....
he doesn't even know the female anatomy ... he thinks he can eat a g-spot
for this fact alone, he must be a lousy lay, so really it's irrelevant what size his dick is ... he hasn't a clue what he's doing
rflmao .... then he makes himself look even further like a fool by trying to play it off like his lips are big enough to eat out a g-spot
You just can't make entertainment like this up .....
Lol all coming from a rat?
You need to research the female anatomy as-well Mr. The female G-Spot can be anywhere on the womens body.
Women have had oragazimes by simply blowing on their neck and sucking on their nipples.
Who told you the G-spot is on a woman's neck—?
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Lol thats where my g spot is.
Posted by SentimentalCrabby
Post the stories in Reddit!! I'll enjoy at least reading a creepy story.Yes lovely. Can we chill bae i got wide selection on netflix if you down boo.
You have a wide selection to pick another person bro. ☺️?
Im virgo your cancer we can make it happen.
Do you like romantic walks on the beach.
Dinner dates at a nice park under well lite moon light.
Or home cooked meal serverd by candel light while smooth r&b play in the background.
Or Netflix and some handful booty grabbing.
Sure, but you aren't the "Juan"
NEXT! 🙂
I can be the "other Juan"
Keep it between us.
You will never be the "Juan"
I can be the Juan for Juan night, then after you can hit the road like the other Juan's.
Sorry Juan, you'll never be the Juanito I desire.
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Juan are you talking about. Juan of these days you will miss me. And when no Juan is around you will relize i was thee only Juan
Tell her you will let someone else give her 12" instead of 8".
lol at this little boy ....
he doesn't even know the female anatomy ... he thinks he can eat a g-spot
for this fact alone, he must be a lousy lay, so really it's irrelevant what size his dick is ... he hasn't a clue what he's doing
rflmao .... then he makes himself look even further like a fool by trying to play it off like his lips are big enough to eat out a g-spot
You just can't make entertainment like this up .....
Lol all coming from a rat?
You need to research the female anatomy as-well Mr. The female G-Spot can be anywhere on the womens body.
Women have had oragazimes by simply blowing on their neck and sucking on their nipples.
Lolol
Just because it's an erogenous zone doesn't make it a G-spot.
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Is that what a g spot is? Maybe your man or men need to extra lub your neck. For that big O
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So my ex said she ended because i never reciprocated giving her head. Granted she was a master at it her self pleasing me and i mean toe curling pillow biting good. But she wanted me eat her out which on other occasions i would have been egear to put my lips on her g spot"
( WHICH CAN BE ANYWHERE ON WOMANS BODY )..
The thing is 'i found out through mutual associates that she has had 4 abortions, And im not going to eat cemetery Pu**y.
Im saying little people were murdered between her thighs. What if its haunted?
Example: one night falling asleep late the T.V turned on its own. 2end night sleeping over late again 'the door slammed shut and the window lifted up letting in a gust of wind from outside storm. The 3rd night and most terrifying while walking down her hall way from the powder room i stepped on a dirty diaper filled with poop. And she has no kids!!
All these thoughts and unexplainable things have run through my head that i dont want go into detail about.
Now She says im being crazy and said i owe her for all she has done.