@Firefighter
9 Years
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! π
Tomb stone style
lol at this little boy ....
he doesn't even know the female anatomy ... he thinks he can eat a g-spot
for this fact alone, he must be a lousy lay, so really it's irrelevant what size his dick is ... he hasn't a clue what he's doing
rflmao .... then he makes himself look even further like a fool by trying to play it off like his lips are big enough to eat out a g-spot
You just can't make entertainment like this up .....
Lol all coming from a rat?
Lol you need to research the female anatomy as-well Mr. The female G-Spot can be anywhere on the womens body.
Women have had oragazimes by simply blowing on their neck and sucking on their nipples.
Lolol
Just because it's an erogenous zone doesn't make it a G-spot.
Is that what a g spot is? Maybe your man or men need to extra lub your neck. For that big O
Go rub that g spot on your neck. β
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Lol u do it for me
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
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lol at this little boy ....
he doesn't even know the female anatomy ... he thinks he can eat a g-spot
for this fact alone, he must be a lousy lay, so really it's irrelevant what size his dick is ... he hasn't a clue what he's doing
rflmao .... then he makes himself look even further like a fool by trying to play it off like his lips are big enough to eat out a g-spot
You just can't make entertainment like this up .....
Lol all coming from a rat?
Lol you need to research the female anatomy as-well Mr. The female G-Spot can be anywhere on the womens body.
Women have had oragazimes by simply blowing on their neck and sucking on their nipples.
Lolol
Just because it's an erogenous zone doesn't make it a G-spot.
Is that what a g spot is? Maybe your man or men need to extra lub your neck. For that big O
Go rub that g spot on your neck. β
Lol u do it for me
I'm busy but I'll send a friend to do it.
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Well when your finish doing wht your doing I'll be waiting with my neck out
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
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I actually met the pizza lol but that works too.
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
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I think she is more then i am
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
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So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
lol at this little boy ....
he doesn't even know the female anatomy ... he thinks he can eat a g-spot
for this fact alone, he must be a lousy lay, so really it's irrelevant what size his dick is ... he hasn't a clue what he's doing
rflmao .... then he makes himself look even further like a fool by trying to play it off like his lips are big enough to eat out a g-spot
You just can't make entertainment like this up .....
Lol all coming from a rat?
Lol you need to research the female anatomy as-well Mr. The female G-Spot can be anywhere on the womens body.
Women have had oragazimes by simply blowing on their neck and sucking on their nipples.
Lolol
Just because it's an erogenous zone doesn't make it a G-spot.
Is that what a g spot is? Maybe your man or men need to extra lub your neck. For that big O
Go rub that g spot on your neck. β
Lol u do it for me
I'm busy but I'll send a friend to do it.
Well when your finish doing wht your doing I'll be waiting with my neck out
Well If you ask for it. Here you go.
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Dont stop im about to cum?
Almost ?
,almost ?
,almost there.?
β?
Dam. So sorry it was just gas
β?
Posted by Capmercury87
Lmao this post made me laugh.I'm not sure I could do it either.
She has probably been pregnant by multiple men, and why is she not using birth control, all this sums up the fact that she is naive, which is a huge turn off.
I'd be happy to not be with her.
If she gave birth to a child and that child was yours I would find that to be a beautiful experience to pleasure the woman who created a child for you
No it wouldn't". Giving birth to 1 is just as worst as slaughtering 1.
And besides im the Juan who told her to have the abortions.
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
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Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
lol at this little boy ....
he doesn't even know the female anatomy ... he thinks he can eat a g-spot
for this fact alone, he must be a lousy lay, so really it's irrelevant what size his dick is ... he hasn't a clue what he's doing
rflmao .... then he makes himself look even further like a fool by trying to play it off like his lips are big enough to eat out a g-spot
You just can't make entertainment like this up .....
Lol all coming from a rat?
Lol you need to research the female anatomy as-well Mr. The female G-Spot can be anywhere on the womens body.
Women have had oragazimes by simply blowing on their neck and sucking on their nipples.
Lolol
Just because it's an erogenous zone doesn't make it a G-spot.
Is that what a g spot is? Maybe your man or men need to extra lub your neck. For that big O
Go rub that g spot on your neck. β
Lol u do it for me
I'm busy but I'll send a friend to do it.
Well when your finish doing wht your doing I'll be waiting with my neck out
Well If you ask for it. Here you go.
Dont stop im about to cum?
Almost ?
,almost ?
,almost there.?
β?
Dam. So sorry it was just gas
β?
Glad your own gas is turning you on. Now stay there.
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Lol
Posted by Capmercury87
Lmao this post made me laugh.I'm not sure I could do it either.
She has probably been pregnant by multiple men, and why is she not using birth control, all this sums up the fact that she is naive, which is a huge turn off.
I'd be happy to not be with her.
If she gave birth to a child and that child was yours I would find that to be a beautiful experience to pleasure the woman who created a child for you
Don't take him seriously. He is just a troll.
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And your worst then a troll
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
I would go with oral.. I rarely and I mean RARELY ever cum from penetration.. stimulate that clit or go home.. π
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Damn i need start going down on my wife more often then. Maybe early in the morning or in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Posted by Capmercury87
Lmao this post made me laugh.I'm not sure I could do it either.
She has probably been pregnant by multiple men, and why is she not using birth control, all this sums up the fact that she is naive, which is a huge turn off.
I'd be happy to not be with her.
If she gave birth to a child and that child was yours I would find that to be a beautiful experience to pleasure the woman who created a child for you
Don't take him seriously. He is just a troll.
And your worst then a troll
I'm an angel. ?
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P Angel
And shes a rat with wings
And a rat with wings is a bat
And i hate bats
your a bat.
Posted by MyStarsShine
Would you have returned the favour if she had given birth?Looooooool
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I said i wouldn't. And not for that reason but because she is ex. And God knows how many dicks been in there.
Nope nope nope
Posted by Capmercury87
Lmao this post made me laugh.I'm not sure I could do it either.
She has probably been pregnant by multiple men, and why is she not using birth control, all this sums up the fact that she is naive, which is a huge turn off.
I'd be happy to not be with her.
If she gave birth to a child and that child was yours I would find that to be a beautiful experience to pleasure the woman who created a child for you
Don't take him seriously. He is just a troll.
I had no clue
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Well now you do Scooby doo
Posted by Capmercury87
Lmao this post made me laugh.I'm not sure I could do it either.
She has probably been pregnant by multiple men, and why is she not using birth control, all this sums up the fact that she is naive, which is a huge turn off.
I'd be happy to not be with her.
If she gave birth to a child and that child was yours I would find that to be a beautiful experience to pleasure the woman who created a child for you
Don't take him seriously. He is just a troll.
And your worst then a troll
I'm an angel. ?
P Angel
And shes a rat with wings
And a rat with wings is a bat
And i hate bats
your a bat.
From angel to bat.
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Angel = P Angel
P Angel= rat
P angel has wings = rat with wings
Rat with wings = is a bat
Your a bat.
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
I would go with oral.. I rarely and I mean RARELY ever cum from penetration.. stimulate that clit or go home.. π
Damn i need start going down on my wife more often then. Maybe early in the morning or in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Damn is right!! And.. I'd go with both.. Early morning AND rush hour traffic.
Surprise her with that and she'll blow yer fkn brains out π
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Will do, she is in shower now. I think i might lift her legs over my shoulder and walk her to the kitchen island and lay her flat then cook her light lunch before i go back to work.
Posted by Capmercury87
Lmao this post made me laugh.I'm not sure I could do it either.
She has probably been pregnant by multiple men, and why is she not using birth control, all this sums up the fact that she is naive, which is a huge turn off.
I'd be happy to not be with her.
If she gave birth to a child and that child was yours I would find that to be a beautiful experience to pleasure the woman who created a child for you
Don't take him seriously. He is just a troll.
And your worst then a troll
I'm an angel. ?
P Angel
And shes a rat with wings
And a rat with wings is a bat
And i hate bats
your a bat.
From angel to bat.
Angel = P Angel
P Angel= rat
P angel has wings = rat with wings
Rat with wings = is a bat
Your a bat.
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And your a bat
Holy shit that was amazing!!! β?
Posted by Capmercury87
Lmao this post made me laugh.I'm not sure I could do it either.
She has probably been pregnant by multiple men, and why is she not using birth control, all this sums up the fact that she is naive, which is a huge turn off.
I'd be happy to not be with her.
If she gave birth to a child and that child was yours I would find that to be a beautiful experience to pleasure the woman who created a child for you
Don't take him seriously. He is just a troll.
And your worst then a troll
I'm an angel. ?
P Angel
And shes a rat with wings
And a rat with wings is a bat
And i hate bats
your a bat.
From angel to bat.
Angel = P Angel
P Angel= rat
P angel has wings = rat with wings
Rat with wings = is a bat
Your a bat.
And your a bat
Sure
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Sexy ??i love the outfit
Reminded me of this guy who while eating me out said something along these lines " you are a blessing for having children " I had stretch marks, that's how he found out I had kids.
we hadn't gone into those details, too much passion to talk. lol
Posted by Aerazo
Reminded me of this guy who while eating me out said something along these lines " you are a blessing for having children " I had stretch marks, that's how he found out I had kids.we hadn't gone into those details, too much passion to talk. lol
So the R.I.P sign didnt give away right away?
Posted by Aerazo
Reminded me of this guy who while eating me out said something along these lines " you are a blessing for having children " I had stretch marks, that's how he found out I had kids.we hadn't gone into those details, too much passion to talk. lol
So the R.I.P sign didnt give away right away?
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?? I'm lost
Posted by Aerazo
Reminded me of this guy who while eating me out said something along these lines " you are a blessing for having children " I had stretch marks, that's how he found out I had kids.we hadn't gone into those details, too much passion to talk. lol
So the R.I.P sign didnt give away right away?
?? I'm lost
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Oh im sorry i thought you'd had an abortion too. Please forgive me.
"is not returning oral a deal breaker?"
I'd say to an extent.
I went for about a year with someone who wouldn't give me oral, yet I would give it to him. I wanted it... It's one of my favorite things. It's really relaxing and it's nice to have someone's head down there eating you out.. I was thinking about maybe ending things with him because there IS someone out there willing to go down on me. Our relationship wasn't deep per say, it worked, so I could have left him.
Posted by MyStarsShine
Would you have returned the favour if she had given birth?Looooooool
I said i wouldn't. And not for that reason but because she is ex. And God knows how many dicks been in there.
Nope nope nope
If it's just one d***..you will be ok with that?
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Yes 1 or 2
But 5. Or 10. Hell no
Posted by Lilianni
"is not returning oral a deal breaker?"I'd say to an extent.
I went for about a year with someone who wouldn't give me oral, yet I would give it to him. I wanted it... It's one of my favorite things. It's really relaxing and it's nice to have someone's head down there eating you out.. I was thinking about maybe ending things with him because there IS someone out there willing to go down on me. Our relationship wasn't deep per say, it worked, so I could have left him.
Better to break it off early. Because you dnt want get stuck with a good man who wont eat your pus*y out. Its plenty of dead beats out there who are itching **literally** to eat that phoo phoo nana.
Posted by MyStarsShine
Would you have returned the favour if she had given birth?Looooooool
I said i wouldn't. And not for that reason but because she is ex. And God knows how many dicks been in there.
Nope nope nope
If it's just one d***..you will be ok with that?
Yes 1 or 2
But 5. Or 10. Hell no
Hhhhhhhh this is funny
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Whats wrong with having a women only having 1 sex partner thats every mans fantasy.
Men can be dogs
Women can be ......? Hm
Not dogs**
Cemetery ? - hahahaha β?
Posted by TaurusinTexas
Cemetery ? - hahahaha β?
Zombie pu**y
Posted by TaurusinTexas
Cemetery ? - hahahaha β?Zombie pu**y
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I love that one, even more β??
Posted by TaurusinTexas
Cemetery ? - hahahaha β?Zombie pu**y
I love that one, even more β??
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No!
i was asking
Posted by FknNerd
I died at the hauntings examples omg βI'm a come haunt you too now.
The pussy is a dead end. One way in one way out.
Posted by TaurusinTexas
Cemetery ? - hahahaha β?Zombie pu**y
I love that one, even more β??
No!
i was asking
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Asking what?
Posted by TaurusinTexas
Cemetery ? - hahahaha β?Zombie pu**y
I love that one, even more β??
No!
i was asking
Asking what?
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Is your kitty haunted?
Posted by SentimentalCrabby
Post the stories in Reddit!! I'll enjoy at least reading a creepy story.Yes lovely. Can we chill bae i got wide selection on netflix if you down boo.
You have a wide selection to pick another person bro. βΊοΈ?
Im virgo your cancer we can make it happen.
Do you like romantic walks on the beach.
Dinner dates at a nice park under well lite moon light.
Or home cooked meal serverd by candel light while smooth r&b play in the background.
Or Netflix and some handful booty grabbing.
Sure, but you aren't the "Juan"
NEXT! π
I can be the "other Juan"
Keep it between us.
You will never be the "Juan"
I can be the Juan for Juan night, then after you can hit the road like the other Juan's.
Sorry Juan, you'll never be the Juanito I desire.
Juan are you talking about. Juan of these days you will miss me. And when no Juan is around you will relize i was thee only Juan
No, I make myself laugh & provide everything. I must be the Juan for me!
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Thats where your Juan again. I know you know you really Juan it.
Im done next subject.
Firefighter's handle should be sextroll
Posted by Adreamuponwaking
Firefighter's handle should be sextroll
Soooo your avatar is 2 WOMEN with 1 putting her lips on the other 1s neck aka(g spot)
And everyones is going to ignore the undaunted fact that proves i have been 100% forth coming with my claim. You sir have proven me right.
And no im not sextroll. Nor a regular troll. Just because i tell a true story with a twist as off beat as it maybe doesn't make me trolling anyJuan
Posted by Adreamuponwaking
Firefighter's handle should be sextrollSoooo your avatar is 2 WOMEN with 1 putting her lips on the other 1s neck aka(g spot)
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Yeah! isn't it great?
It's from one of my favorite movies "When night is falling"
about an engaged Mythology professor who teaches at a Christian college and eventually falls in love with a female circus performer.
My avatar is one of her daydreams (aka fantasies she has of the circus performer), whilst washing dishes.
Posted by Adreamuponwaking
Firefighter's handle should be sextrollAnd no im not sextroll. Nor a regular troll.
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What's wrong with sex trolls?
I like sex trolls.
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
I would go with oral.. I rarely and I mean RARELY ever cum from penetration.. stimulate that clit or go home.. π
Damn i need start going down on my wife more often then. Maybe early in the morning or in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Damn is right!! And.. I'd go with both.. Early morning AND rush hour traffic.
Surprise her with that and she'll blow yer fkn brains out π
Will do, she is in shower now. I think i might lift her legs over my shoulder and walk her to the kitchen island and lay her flat then cook her light lunch before i go back to work.
LOL.. Doubtful. You don't even have a woman do ya captain cemetery?
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I have a wife, together 13 years married 9 years.
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
I would go with oral.. I rarely and I mean RARELY ever cum from penetration.. stimulate that clit or go home.. π
Damn i need start going down on my wife more often then. Maybe early in the morning or in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Damn is right!! And.. I'd go with both.. Early morning AND rush hour traffic.
Surprise her with that and she'll blow yer fkn brains out π
Will do, she is in shower now. I think i might lift her legs over my shoulder and walk her to the kitchen island and lay her flat then cook her light lunch before i go back to work.
LOL.. Doubtful. You don't even have a woman do ya captain cemetery?
I have a wife, together 13 years married 9 years.
Mmmm.. I had to go back and read your OP as I am now confused.. You said this was about your ex.. Now you have been married 9 years? And together for 13 yet you had to find out through a mutual friend that she had 4 abortions.. Your story doesn't add up there troll face. Better luck next time grave muncher. π
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Its complicated.
That answers all questions
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
I would go with oral.. I rarely and I mean RARELY ever cum from penetration.. stimulate that clit or go home.. π
Damn i need start going down on my wife more often then. Maybe early in the morning or in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Damn is right!! And.. I'd go with both.. Early morning AND rush hour traffic.
Surprise her with that and she'll blow yer fkn brains out π
Will do, she is in shower now. I think i might lift her legs over my shoulder and walk her to the kitchen island and lay her flat then cook her light lunch before i go back to work.
LOL.. Doubtful. You don't even have a woman do ya captain cemetery?
I have a wife, together 13 years married 9 years.
Mmmm.. I had to go back and read your OP as I am now confused.. You said this was about your ex.. Now you have been married 9 years? And together for 13 yet you had to find out through a mutual friend that she had 4 abortions.. Your story doesn't add up there troll face. Better luck next time grave muncher. π
Its complicated.
That answers all questions
I can see why it's complicated...
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I just wanted a conversation about a profile issue. It would have been nice to stay on the abortion topic and get info from 2 point of views ' men and women.
Men perspective on women who've had abortions and a women's feel about it.
From my perspective its always a message in madness.
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
I would go with oral.. I rarely and I mean RARELY ever cum from penetration.. stimulate that clit or go home.. π
Damn i need start going down on my wife more often then. Maybe early in the morning or in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Damn is right!! And.. I'd go with both.. Early morning AND rush hour traffic.
Surprise her with that and she'll blow yer fkn brains out π
Will do, she is in shower now. I think i might lift her legs over my shoulder and walk her to the kitchen island and lay her flat then cook her light lunch before i go back to work.
LOL.. Doubtful. You don't even have a woman do ya captain cemetery?
I have a wife, together 13 years married 9 years.
Mmmm.. I had to go back and read your OP as I am now confused.. You said this was about your ex.. Now you have been married 9 years? And together for 13 yet you had to find out through a mutual friend that she had 4 abortions.. Your story doesn't add up there troll face. Better luck next time grave muncher. π
Its complicated.
That answers all questions
I can see why it's complicated...
I just wanted a conversation about a profile issue. It would have been nice to stay on the abortion topic and get info from 2 point of views ' men and women.
Men perspective on women who've had abortions and a women's feel about it.
From my perspective its always a message in madness.
Well my take on it is that you don't know very much about abortions... (I guess that should be a given seeing as how little you know about the g spot.. lol) As that is part of the reason you won't go down on her.. Would you still go down on a woman who gave birth? Cause you do know that when a woman has an abortion they vacuum the fetus and scar tissue out of her.. there is no cemetery left behind.. so essentially it's the same as going down on a woman who gave birth, which also is not a big deal.. ya lick the clit dude.. it's on the outside.. LOL
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Ill give you my point of view when im done driving.
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
I would go with oral.. I rarely and I mean RARELY ever cum from penetration.. stimulate that clit or go home.. π
Damn i need start going down on my wife more often then. Maybe early in the morning or in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Damn is right!! And.. I'd go with both.. Early morning AND rush hour traffic.
Surprise her with that and she'll blow yer fkn brains out π
Will do, she is in shower now. I think i might lift her legs over my shoulder and walk her to the kitchen island and lay her flat then cook her light lunch before i go back to work.
LOL.. Doubtful. You don't even have a woman do ya captain cemetery?
I have a wife, together 13 years married 9 years.
Mmmm.. I had to go back and read your OP as I am now confused.. You said this was about your ex.. Now you have been married 9 years? And together for 13 yet you had to find out through a mutual friend that she had 4 abortions.. Your story doesn't add up there troll face. Better luck next time grave muncher. π
Its complicated.
That answers all questions
I can see why it's complicated...
I just wanted a conversation about a profile issue. It would have been nice to stay on the abortion topic and get info from 2 point of views ' men and women.
Men perspective on women who've had abortions and a women's feel about it.
From my perspective its always a message in madness.
Well my take on it is that you don't know very much about abortions... (I guess that should be a given seeing as how little you know about the g spot.. lol) As that is part of the reason you won't go down on her.. Would you still go down on a woman who gave birth? Cause you do know that when a woman has an abortion they vacuum the fetus and scar tissue out of her.. there is no cemetery left behind.. so essentially it's the same as going down on a woman who gave birth, which also is not a big deal.. ya lick the clit dude.. it's on the outside.. LOL
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It is till is a murder scene.
Just because you dig up the bodies from a cemetery to build a new house dosent mean it wasnt an original site of death. A women who gave birth still needs time to heal, with birth yes scar tissue is removed, but with abortion you can never remove the scar of the homicide that a women willingly participate in of her own baby.
The g spot is in the vagina to make that clear.
Posted by blackphase
You eat that cemetery.. And you damn well enjoy it! πTomb stone style
See.. you're warming up to the idea already π
I think she is more then i am
Lol.. We were born warm to the idea.. there is no gradual warming up to it for us..
Now get to work! haha
So that means the planet is a WOMEN! 'explains global warming and the name "MOTHER EARTH.
Mmm.. no that was a bit of a stretch.. LOL
Women enjoying having their kitty licked does not mean the planet is a woman.. :/
The earth is innocent, which is something that no human can claim.
Ok if you had a choice between
penetration or oral pleasure.
And you had to live with out 1 for 5 years. Which 1 would go.
I would go with oral.. I rarely and I mean RARELY ever cum from penetration.. stimulate that clit or go home.. π
Damn i need start going down on my wife more often then. Maybe early in the morning or in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Damn is right!! And.. I'd go with both.. Early morning AND rush hour traffic.
Surprise her with that and she'll blow yer fkn brains out π
Will do, she is in shower now. I think i might lift her legs over my shoulder and walk her to the kitchen island and lay her flat then cook her light lunch before i go back to work.
LOL.. Doubtful. You don't even have a woman do ya captain cemetery?
I have a wife, together 13 years married 9 years.
Mmmm.. I had to go back and read your OP as I am now confused.. You said this was about your ex.. Now you have been married 9 years? And together for 13 yet you had to find out through a mutual friend that she had 4 abortions.. Your story doesn't add up there troll face. Better luck next time grave muncher. π
Its complicated.
That answers all questions
I can see why it's complicated...
I just wanted a conversation about a profile issue. It would have been nice to stay on the abortion topic and get info from 2 point of views ' men and women.
Men perspective on women who've had abortions and a women's feel about it.
From my perspective its always a message in madness.
Well my take on it is that you don't know very much about abortions... (I guess that should be a given seeing as how little you know about the g spot.. lol) As that is part of the reason you won't go down on her.. Would you still go down on a woman who gave birth? Cause you do know that when a woman has an abortion they vacuum the fetus and scar tissue out of her.. there is no cemetery left behind.. so essentially it's the same as going down on a woman who gave birth, which also is not a big deal.. ya lick the clit dude.. it's on the outside.. LOL
It is till is a murder scene.
Just because you dig up the bodies from a cemetery to build a new house dosent mean it wasnt an original site of death. A women who gave birth still needs time to heal, with birth yes scar tissue is removed, but with abortion you can never remove the scar of the homicide that a women willingly participate in of her own baby.
The g spot is in the vagina to make that clear.
I'm disregarding your views on abortions, cause wtf..
And I guess you finally found out where the g spot is, thanks for telling me I had no idea..
But in regard to oral stimulation, which is what I was talking about, the clit is your main focus and that is on the outside.. Good luck.. LOL
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Lol eeww
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