Touching

Can I touch you. Touch you hard? May I touch you? Do you want to touch me? Who wants to be touched? Touch it. Touch that. Touchy, touchy, touchy. OMG! I love the feel of mangoes against my cheeks. They smell great! Omg! I could just eat it right now! Oh yeah do ys feel it! Do ya!? DO YA!?!??! FEEL IT! FELL IT GOOD! TOUCH ME! HARDER! LONGER! FASTER! STRONGER! Feels good don't it?


I swear it's Spring. It's like I'm hardwired to fuck each spring. Can't. Control. Self. Must. Have. Sex. With. Chair. ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!!11!1!!one!!!!!11!!

HAHAHAHAAH! I once fell asleep on one fo those Wheels! Friggin uncomfortable but at least I got me some sleep.

Yes. Yes I do. Why my Cappy friend? I see no reason as to why that information is needed. Just enjoy the fact that I like touching things. I thought Virgos were the touchy type, always touching things. Now I must start feeling up this beautiful cereal box. I love you Tony the Tiger.

Write an angry letter to the author of the books telling them that you know an Aquarius who likes touching things more than most Taureans. And tell them that this one is special. Like padded room special. I've got this squishy ball thingy and I can't stop squeeeeeeezing it right now hahahahahaha! It's so fun! I'm going to go feel up the couch. It's leeeeaaather.

Daytime TV sucks holy crap. What the hell happened to the Price Is right? I love that show. We need more Bob Barker telling us to Spay and Neuter our pets. I wish I was on the Price Is Right. Play me some Plinko or that Yodelling mountain climber game. Maybe even spin the big wheel. Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du. Notice how that thing goes on forever, man that's awesome. Btw, the couch did not reciprocate my feelings towards it. We broke up right then and there. I hate it.

Nah, those Snickers bars have no effect on me whatsoever. I get high off off of apples for the love of Jeebus. But really, daytime TV sucks so bad... Even the cartoons are very bland. I'm hugging my football while I have my socks on my ears.

I have price is right on my phone ..

Now 'That is a good time' right there😉

My ulna is shivering with anticipation... I graze your tibia and your patella.....as I see you begin to squirm with excitement

😕

"Not I" said the Cat.

I have price is right on my phone ..

Now 'That is a good time' right there

The Price Is Right is on phones now!?!?!? What the fuuuuuuck..... I need to get a phone.

whoa whoa hwao let's not speak untruths Mr feel-a-lot.
the touchy you feel cuz its spring, I feel year round, that's why im in jail now.
tee-fucking-hee.

Can I come visit you? I can be the Scofield to your Burrows.

"Not I" said the Cat.

^Explain please dude

One of my favorite quotes in the book "cat in da hat" or one of those Dr.Seuss books I laughed my ass off when I heard it and it stuck to me ever since

HAHHAAHHA! A thread about touching and a children's book comes to mind, HAHAHAHAHHA! BigD56 = new best friend.

DK09 - you truly are a couple of sandwiches short of picnic!! LOL!

I think more along the lines of a few fries short of a happy meal.

Ya know, there is always this little girl who likes to touch my keyboard.
I wish I could tell her to back the fuck up.
That is just rude.
😢
THAT is the wrong type of touching.

Awww DK, u were always my best friend lol u were the one who taught me not to be soo serious when it comes to DXP

"I think more along the lines of a few fries short of a happy meal."

Well...I'm just a few pumps short of an orgasm...yessir

I say everyone should practice the ART OF SELF LOVE !! 🙂

"Awww DK, u were always my best friend lol u were the one who taught me not to be soo serious when it comes to DXP"

Nice we homeboys hahahahahaha! DXP SHOULD be about fun but there are waaaay too many people stressing out over nothing sometimes. They all need to get high is what I think, smoka da ganja.

"Well...I'm just a few pumps short of an orgasm...yessir"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"OMG...I've been feeling myself up all day!!"

Two words: Loofa(sp?) Mitt

I've practiced the Art fo Self Love many times, you could say that I am a Master of Self Love. You become reacquainted with your body and it;s essence. On most occasions I reach a point of peace and serenity even tranquility within myself due to the releasing of my chi into a sock or whatever comes in "handy". Plus it helps me sleep at night when I'm alone. Good times.

I eat chocolate and drink soda when I get high. Maybe you need to add some more sugar to the stuff you smoke up dude. Sure you'll gain a few pounds and start gargling your own spit for a couple hours but it's pretty close to being on LSD. I hear that they make furniture out of Mary Jane in the land of the Windmills. Ever thought of just torching up a house lol? Well with no one inside that is.

high off of what?

No haven't tried toothpaste either. Airplane glue, horse glue, acetone and fumes from various paint products yes. Sometimes when I pave my parents' driveway during the summer I get high off of the tar lol. Man I've always wanted to go over to the Netherlands and just chill out.

I know I have serious problems lol. But it's hard not to get high off of household and industrial products when you constantly work with them. I don't know about the drag queens though. It would be pretty awkward. i mean it's cool with me they like that life style and all it would just be a major culture shock to me. Man boat, beer and chilling while floating on water sounds friggin awesome. Why does it rain a lot there or something? I've always had this picture in my head of The Netherlands as constantly sunny and everyone is so mellow and stuff with children and maidens frolicking in a meadow while the windmills spin. I know, pretty ignorant but that's what I perceive it to be like there.

Sounds a lot like here but with more weed lol. Man! I so want to go now! ROAR! There's nothing better than getting high and having shit to laugh at. I'll probably plan a trip there next summer this summer is booked. I feel like bringing my Indian friend that way we can be Harold and Kumar now hahahaha!

"Smoking weed alone is not fun at all...for me atleast.

Makes me over analyze way too much, paranoid, and depressed."

That's because you don't do fun stuff or eat. If you get baked you HAVE to have something to do while you are or something that'll keep you distracted. But always cover all your bases by getting munchies before you do or you'll be screwed. Hot wings taste so good when you're high.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man if I show up at your place to chill out it would be hilarious. We'd probably get baked, log in to DXP and make fun of everyone and everything. How's the food there though?

This sounds exactly like a convo we have in Studio Art very two days...

What is authentic dutch food?

It reminds me of something I heard from a movie...
"Touch me...Touch me on the inside..."

I've met a few people from the internet, mostly people from sports forums when I go to games. Awkward is the best way to describe it at first but then when you're rooting for one cause the comfort levels rise. It would be pretty damn weird if it were people from this site though. I won't mind Asian food lol, pretty much used to it now. Man I don't know why you would want to post pictures like that. Probably offend some people but meh ahahahahahah! Do you guys have hash brownies too? I want some of those hahahahahaha!

Where the hell did you 3 come from!?!? I need to lay off the drugs.

No but when I'm high I usually see things in the same colours as you picture. 🙂

J'ai un ami qui semble ? comme avoir ces aventures toute l'heure.


I meant every two days lol.

LOL a thread about a road trip and getting baked hahahahahaha! That would be an epic thread if it ever came to be. Spacecake sounds amazing though. I'll look into that.

Batman and American Psycho lol.

It's funny because In Germany they call it Deutschland and it's hard to wrap your brain around it hahahaha! Are they German or Dutch? I don't know I'm talking out my anoose now.

Are you serious1?!?! Batman was Jesus too!?!?!? What the faaaaaaacckk!?!?!?

Equilibrium is in my top 10 of movies. I loved the whole idea of an entire city drugged into emotional submission then having Christian Bale rip roaring guns ablazing and letting loose killing off about 150 people in that movie and only to have him smile at the end as if to say "Yea bitch, I'm a bad muthafucka." I like William Fichter's line in the movie where he said that they could win the war by human nature alone if they could just stop the supply of Equilibrium for a day.

Why does New Zealand have weird names?

GUN KATAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad Sean Bean had to die so damn early too. They could have expanded on that storyline a bit more. It was Prozium! Equilibrium was the name of the building where you went to go get it.

Water cities and getting baked? I see a correlation between those two things. Harrison Ford is supposed to reprise his role as Indy too. He's like what 70!?!?! Man, I feel bad for the guys who have to get their asses kicked by an old guy lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

"the cities/towns around it are more typical dutch, with all the clich? connotations of course"

YES WINDMILLS FTW!

Carry on.

dude! I lived for a couple of years in the rural part of the country, you cant understand a word of what those locals say, damn farmers!! they are really TOTALLY different to the people in the big cities/towns

So gotta go to the country now just to hear them people talk hahahahaha!

"i like to visit the remote or interior rural areas. i feel they carry the essence of a country."

urrrgh. now you're making me want to travel. like, really bad.
a few weeks ago i went to canada but alas it has not satiated my wanderlust.

there's this town called GOUDA where they frequently have these markets on the street with the BIGGEST BALLS of dutch cheese you could ever see, fucking incredible, with all the typical paraphernalia around, typical dutch girls with dutch clothing and stuff, really cool!

O_O Cheese!?!?!?! Big Balls of CHEESE!?!??!?! Dutch Girls running around and big balls of CHEESE!?!?!?!? I just came... Twice.

"urrrgh. now you're making me want to travel. like, really bad.
a few weeks ago i went to canada but alas it has not satiated my wanderlust."

That's because I wasn't your tour guide. I'm awesome. Where'd you venture off to anyways?