Joke

So my Aries Ex called me..it's 2:20 AM.

We get along great...I love the hell out of his Sag moon.

Aries: "So..imagine this"
Virgo: "I am listening"
Aries: "You go to the market..."
Virgo: "Yes"
Aries: "And you buy a..sheep"
Virgo: "lol, ok go on.."
Aries: "And then call it Relation"
Virgo: "..yeah"
Aries: "Now you have a relationsheep/relationship"

lol

I love you rams. I just had to share.

ahahahaha.

Stop judging me Cap Sun/ Cap Moon/ Cap everything.

Sometimes..late at night...Virgos dig corny sweet shit.

Posted by eight67530nine
I expected more from you.

I swear I posted my reply before you said that.

I was sure of it lol.

A little less judgement, a little more caring Cap?

If you go to the market to buy a date, would that market not be a brothel?

ahahhaahah !!! funny

Posted by rockyroadicecream
If you go to the market to buy a date, would that market not be a brothel?

Damn it, I didn't think of that comeback 😐

He's a night owl like me starlover.

I think nothing of the hour because I live most of my life at night. I see how it might have come across lol.

OMG caps are the most boring people on earth of course they wouldn't understand the humour of a simple joke like this. So fucking serious.


I thought it was funny 🙂.

Posted by tiziani
Lol that's funny actually. Although why were you both speaking English to one another?

You'll find it odd but Romanians talk a lot of English between them.

Half the phrases are in English, half are in Romanian. Or you'll have one sentence in English all the way, except 2-3 words in Romanian.

We're weird like that.

Posted by xtina
OMG caps are the most boring people on earth of course they wouldn't understand the humour of a simple joke like this. So fucking serious.

Nah, capinc just likes me and cannot find an outlet to express his feelings.

We're cool.

Don't listen to them that joke was hella funny RIGHT ON!!

Posted by xtina
OMG caps are the most boring people on earth of course they wouldn't understand the humour of a simple joke like this. So fucking serious.


I thought it was funny 🙂.

really? i believed taurus to be..

Posted by starlover
Capricorns have amazing humour! It is very grown up humour though 😉

Yeah, dated a Capricorn for 3 years. I am good with sarcasm.

You'd have to try harder to be subtle about saying Aries have stupid humor. God damn Aries, they don't have anything going on for them, do they? 😢

No, he meant date as in a date yes ahaha 😄. Nice one, Libra 😛

Even if Aries crack some stupid jokes it's that optimism and those eyes that sparkle while they do so that make me smile like crazy.

Maybe I can relate better because of the Moon and Mars but I'm also stupid and foolish and loving every second of it 😄

Posted by strudel

Posted by notyourtype
Hahah, how cute! I wouldn't mind a relationsheep. Sounds like a lot less drama than most relationships nowadays 😛

Posted by rockyroadicecream
If you go to the market to buy a date, would that market not be a brothel?

I think he meant date as in the fruit?

INDEED!

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Well, duh.


WOOOSH.