omg, I'm diying. how creative these girls are. thank you.
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Posted by RumiLoveaww! So sweet 🙂🙂
Leo daughter and Libra dad
Cancer and Gemini besties on vacay
Posted by HuldraThis can also double for Venus-Neptune aspects.
Female first time posters on dxp, posting on Libra and Pisces men like...
Posted by DamnataPosted by HuldraThis can also double for Venus-Neptune aspects.
Female first time posters on dxp, posting on Libra and Pisces men like...
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agreed. This happens to Taurus-Pisces couples too. The sextile does not help them.
Mutable women and eating lollipops seductively:
Posted by Damnata
Mutable women and eating lollipops seductively:
devil & saint
Posted by Nemilicious😄Posted by Damnatashe looks like somebody who plays stupid very well ....
Mutable women and eating lollipops seductively:
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It's them bamby eyes, I tell you. 😄
Posted by Nemilicious" At the same time, a month-long global-warming heatwave hits. Because everything in L.A. runs on electrical power, including air-conditioning and hospitals, social chaos soon spreads through the city, bringing with it cholera and smallpox and fires that firefighters can't fight with no water, until the entire city is ablaze...Posted by Damnatai hated bambi. 😄Posted by Nemilicious😄Posted by Damnatashe looks like somebody who plays stupid very well ....
Mutable women and eating lollipops seductively:
It's them bamby eyes, I tell you. 😄click to expand
Everybody panics and tries to leave the city at the same time and they trample one another to death in the streets by the thousands and wild dogs eat their corpses and the wild dogs chase the rest of the people down the highway and one by one the dogs pick off the old fucks and the slow people because they're IN THE FAST LANE WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG... And big sparks from the city have lit the suburbs on fire and the suburbs burn uncontrollably and thousands of identical homes have identical fires with identical smoke, killing all the identical soccer moms and their identical kids named JASON and JENIFERRRR...
Now the fires spread out beyond the suburbs to the farmlands...
... and thousands of barns and farmhouses begin to explode from all the hidden METHAMPHETAMINE labs! The meth chemicals run downhill to the rivers where wild animals drink the water and get completely GEEKED on speed. Bears and wolves amped up on crank start roaming the countryside looking for people to eat -- even though they're not REALLY HUNGRY... And now the forests burn furiously and hundreds of elves and fairies and trolls come running out of the woods screaming, "Bambi is dead, Bambi is dead!!" and he is! He is! Finally that FUCKING LITTLE CUNT BAMBI IS DEAD!!"
- carlin.
Placement? Any Cat year. 2011, 1999, 1987, 1975, 1963, 1941, 1929, ...
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Posted by NemiliciousThat's me with my Pisces mate. We don't even need drugs, we have aries moons.
two mutables on drugs
Posted by DamnataPosted by NemiliciousThat's me with my Pisces mate. We don't even need drugs, we have aries moons.
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I have this with a Pisces these days. Generally I'm always angry when people talk the obvious. I only don't show it. It happens too often.
Posted by RumiLoveThat is totally by Sag BFF with the entourage of teens that hung out at her house when her girls where in high school!
Sag mom
/dead
roflmao
roflmao
Posted by Huldralmao
Taurus themed food commercial, full of sexual innuendos
bwwahahaahahahahahahahaha
Posted by RainDancerlmao!
Heavy Taurus placements
Posted by LadyGem86bf has sun, venus and merc in taurus lol...these taurus gifs are hilarious!Posted by RainDancerlmao!
Heavy Taurus placements
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Sag rising...(fuckitanysagplacement)
Aries Moon/Mars
Posted by YellowSubmarinePosted by PhantomYES!! I pull this crap.. lol
Pisces mom with her Taurus daughter 😉
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how cute!
What signs would this couple have?
They're both Geminis.
Amen.
Pisces Sun, Moon, and possibly Mars.
Posted by Montgomerymy husband was telling me today that women need more sleep because we have more brain cells than men, and men have bigger brains. fact.
Amen.
Pisces Sun, Moon, and possibly Mars.
and that we as women Multi task so much and men are more lazer focused. therefore, we need lots and lots of sleep.
Posted by Huldra.Libra or Sag, yeah.
... Taurus woman with Libra placements
Posted by HuldraGood guesses, in the show the guy is extremely career driven and the actress is actually a Taurus in real life.
Virgo guy with Cap placements, and a Taurus woman with Libra placements
Posted by lisabethur8I'll buy that if it affords me another nap 😄Posted by Montgomerymy husband was telling me today that women need more sleep because we have more brain cells than men, and men have bigger brains. fact.
Amen.
Pisces Sun, Moon, and possibly Mars.
and that we as women Multi task so much and men are more lazer focused. therefore, we need lots and lots of sleep.click to expand
Posted by Montgomeryhe takes over when i need my sleep but my hubby can be very selfish in keeping me up. 😆Posted by lisabethur8I'll buy that if it affords me another nap 😄Posted by Montgomerymy husband was telling me today that women need more sleep because we have more brain cells than men, and men have bigger brains. fact.
Amen.
Pisces Sun, Moon, and possibly Mars.
and that we as women Multi task so much and men are more lazer focused. therefore, we need lots and lots of sleep.click to expand
Posted by FrenchKpricornohhhh good one. so typical with the food loving. she loves her food. look how she's enjoying that. 😆Posted by Velocityfor me Double cap or double scorpio.
What signs would this couple have?
but the girls is a taurus in real lifeclick to expand
Posted by FrenchKpricornFunny you replied, the picture you have on your profile always reminds me of Tyrell Wellick (the guy in the gif) from the show Mr. Robot.Posted by Velocityfor me Double cap or double scorpio.
What signs would this couple have?
but the girls is a taurus in real lifeclick to expand
Posted by RainDancerNaw she's a total Taurus lolPosted by VelocityYes! You've seen it!! Total cap.Posted by FrenchKpricornFunny you replied, the picture you have on your profile always reminds me of Tyrell Wellick (the guy in the gif) from the show Mr. Robot.Posted by Velocityfor me Double cap or double scorpio.
What signs would this couple have?
but the girls is a taurus in real life
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Cause aqua sag girl would get up and walk away from his tantrum
Gah watching that cow eat that egg roll is getting nauseating.
Perhaps, at the first few bites 🙂
Too much gluttony makes me queasy after awhile
Too much gluttony makes me queasy after awhile
Aspirations of Pisces and Capricorn
Posted by VelocityHim Aries and her Sag.
What signs would this couple have?
That looks like my parents and my BFF and her husband. The Aries will throw a hissy fit like that and the women just go about their business like nothing is happening (they know the aries temper tantrum will all be over in a minute and back to normal as soon as it started).
Posted by FrenchKpricornLol! Dang balloons keeping him from lighting his ciggie.
WHEN A MOON CAP IS AT A PARTY
Posted by truecapLmao...bingoPosted by VelocityHim Aries and her Sag.
What signs would this couple have?
That looks like my parents and my BFF and her husband. The Aries will throw a hissy fit like that and the women just go about their business like nothing is happening (they know the aries temper tantrum will all be over in a minute and back to normal as soon as it started).click to expand
Scorpios with Fire Moons
Posted by Fox#allthetime
Mercury square uranus/neptune and/or sag rising
Posted by beautifulsoul74Lol I feel you. It's just that every Aries make I know always had this pent up grumpy look on their face like they're gonna explode any secondPosted by truecapLmao...bingoPosted by VelocityHim Aries and her Sag.
What signs would this couple have?
That looks like my parents and my BFF and her husband. The Aries will throw a hissy fit like that and the women just go about their business like nothing is happening (they know the aries temper tantrum will all be over in a minute and back to normal as soon as it started).click to expand
Male
My chart in a nutshell:
Posted by NemiliciousOh dear, lolPosted by drxpxfJupiterYep. Growing up, this was my mother's look of tender love. I will spare you all the angry look.Posted by NemiliciousLmao this is so accurate... can also be said for cap suns.
cap moon - not here to please you.
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I've always found it interesting that it's mostly water signs that seem to have not-so-happy memories of mommy dearest. Sensitive little feelers ♥
Posted by RainDancer😆
Gemini moon
Her? Him?
Posted by NemiliciousBored Aries sounds like an option, too! 😛Posted by laFilleHomme: (bored) Aries
Her? Him?
Femme: Pisces
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