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Posted by RumiLove
Leo daughter and Libra dad
aww! So sweet 🙂🙂
Cancer and Gemini besties on vacay
Posted by Huldra
Female first time posters on dxp, posting on Libra and Pisces men like...
This can also double for Venus-Neptune aspects.
Posted by Huldra
Female first time posters on dxp, posting on Libra and Pisces men like...This can also double for Venus-Neptune aspects.
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agreed. This happens to Taurus-Pisces couples too. The sextile does not help them.
Mutable women and eating lollipops seductively:
Posted by Damnata
Mutable women and eating lollipops seductively:
devil & saint
Posted by Damnata
Mutable women and eating lollipops seductively:
she looks like somebody who plays stupid very well ....
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😄
It's them bamby eyes, I tell you. 😄
Posted by Damnata
Mutable women and eating lollipops seductively:
she looks like somebody who plays stupid very well ....
😄
It's them bamby eyes, I tell you. 😄
i hated bambi. 😄
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" At the same time, a month-long global-warming heatwave hits. Because everything in L.A. runs on electrical power, including air-conditioning and hospitals, social chaos soon spreads through the city, bringing with it cholera and smallpox and fires that firefighters can't fight with no water, until the entire city is ablaze...
Everybody panics and tries to leave the city at the same time and they trample one another to death in the streets by the thousands and wild dogs eat their corpses and the wild dogs chase the rest of the people down the highway and one by one the dogs pick off the old fucks and the slow people because they're IN THE FAST LANE WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG... And big sparks from the city have lit the suburbs on fire and the suburbs burn uncontrollably and thousands of identical homes have identical fires with identical smoke, killing all the identical soccer moms and their identical kids named JASON and JENIFERRRR...
Now the fires spread out beyond the suburbs to the farmlands...
... and thousands of barns and farmhouses begin to explode from all the hidden METHAMPHETAMINE labs! The meth chemicals run downhill to the rivers where wild animals drink the water and get completely GEEKED on speed. Bears and wolves amped up on crank start roaming the countryside looking for people to eat -- even though they're not REALLY HUNGRY... And now the forests burn furiously and hundreds of elves and fairies and trolls come running out of the woods screaming, "Bambi is dead, Bambi is dead!!" and he is! He is! Finally that FUCKING LITTLE CUNT BAMBI IS DEAD!!"
- carlin.
Placement? Any Cat year. 2011, 1999, 1987, 1975, 1963, 1941, 1929, ...
Build your own boring comfort. Then play crazy.
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two mutables on drugs
That's me with my Pisces mate. We don't even need drugs, we have aries moons.
two mutables on drugs
That's me with my Pisces mate. We don't even need drugs, we have aries moons.
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I have this with a Pisces these days. Generally I'm always angry when people talk the obvious. I only don't show it. It happens too often.
Posted by RumiLove
Sag mom
That is totally by Sag BFF with the entourage of teens that hung out at her house when her girls where in high school!
/dead
roflmao
Posted by Huldra
Taurus themed food commercial, full of sexual innuendos
lmao
bwwahahaahahahahahahahaha
Posted by RainDancer
Heavy Taurus placements
lmao!
Posted by RainDancer
Heavy Taurus placements
lmao!
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bf has sun, venus and merc in taurus lol...these taurus gifs are hilarious!
Sag rising...(fuckitanysagplacement)
Aries Moon/Mars
Pisces mom with her Taurus daughter 😉
Can't give enough kisses.
YES!! I pull this crap.. lol
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how cute!
What signs would this couple have?
They're both Geminis.
Amen.
Pisces Sun, Moon, and possibly Mars.
Amen.
Pisces Sun, Moon, and possibly Mars.
my husband was telling me today that women need more sleep because we have more brain cells than men, and men have bigger brains. fact.
and that we as women Multi task so much and men are more lazer focused. therefore, we need lots and lots of sleep.
Posted by Huldra.
... Taurus woman with Libra placements
Libra or Sag, yeah.
Posted by Huldra
Virgo guy with Cap placements, and a Taurus woman with Libra placements
Good guesses, in the show the guy is extremely career driven and the actress is actually a Taurus in real life.
Amen.
Pisces Sun, Moon, and possibly Mars.
my husband was telling me today that women need more sleep because we have more brain cells than men, and men have bigger brains. fact.
and that we as women Multi task so much and men are more lazer focused. therefore, we need lots and lots of sleep.
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I'll buy that if it affords me another nap 😄
Amen.
Pisces Sun, Moon, and possibly Mars.
my husband was telling me today that women need more sleep because we have more brain cells than men, and men have bigger brains. fact.
and that we as women Multi task so much and men are more lazer focused. therefore, we need lots and lots of sleep.
I'll buy that if it affords me another nap 😄
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he takes over when i need my sleep but my hubby can be very selfish in keeping me up. 😆
Posted by Velocity
What signs would this couple have?
for me Double cap or double scorpio.
but the girls is a taurus in real life
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ohhhh good one. so typical with the food loving. she loves her food. look how she's enjoying that. 😆
Posted by Velocity
What signs would this couple have?
for me Double cap or double scorpio.
but the girls is a taurus in real life
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Funny you replied, the picture you have on your profile always reminds me of Tyrell Wellick (the guy in the gif) from the show Mr. Robot.
Posted by Velocity
What signs would this couple have?
for me Double cap or double scorpio.
but the girls is a taurus in real life
Funny you replied, the picture you have on your profile always reminds me of Tyrell Wellick (the guy in the gif) from the show Mr. Robot.
Yes! You've seen it!! Total cap.
She just doesn't gaf. I call her aqua sag girl
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Naw she's a total Taurus lol
Cause aqua sag girl would get up and walk away from his tantrum
Gah watching that cow eat that egg roll is getting nauseating.
Perhaps, at the first few bites 🙂
Too much gluttony makes me queasy after awhile
Aspirations of Pisces and Capricorn
Posted by Nemilicious
PISCES SUN/MOON/MARS
Posted by Velocity
What signs would this couple have?
Him Aries and her Sag.
That looks like my parents and my BFF and her husband. The Aries will throw a hissy fit like that and the women just go about their business like nothing is happening (they know the aries temper tantrum will all be over in a minute and back to normal as soon as it started).
WHEN A MOON CAP IS AT A PARTY
Lol! Dang balloons keeping him from lighting his ciggie.
Posted by Velocity
What signs would this couple have?
Him Aries and her Sag.
That looks like my parents and my BFF and her husband. The Aries will throw a hissy fit like that and the women just go about their business like nothing is happening (they know the aries temper tantrum will all be over in a minute and back to normal as soon as it started).
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Lmao...bingo
Scorpios with Fire Moons
Posted by Fox
Mercury square uranus/neptune and/or sag rising
Posted by Velocity
What signs would this couple have?
Him Aries and her Sag.
That looks like my parents and my BFF and her husband. The Aries will throw a hissy fit like that and the women just go about their business like nothing is happening (they know the aries temper tantrum will all be over in a minute and back to normal as soon as it started).
Lmao...bingo
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Lol I feel you. It's just that every Aries make I know always had this pent up grumpy look on their face like they're gonna explode any second
Male
My chart in a nutshell:
Posted by Nemilicious
cap moon - not here to please you.
Lmao this is so accurate... can also be said for cap suns.
Yep. Growing up, this was my mother's look of tender love. I will spare you all the angry look.
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Oh dear, lol
I've always found it interesting that it's mostly water signs that seem to have not-so-happy memories of mommy dearest. Sensitive little feelers ♥
Posted by RainDancer
Gemini moon
😆
Her? Him?
Posted by laFille
Her? Him?
Homme: (bored) Aries
Femme: Pisces:3
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Bored Aries sounds like an option, too! 😛
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omg, I'm diying. how creative these girls are. thank you.