@Lovelyx
10 Years500+ Posts
How to know you met "THE ONE ❤️?
They'll be like no other. You'll feel totally comfortable with them and as though you've known them before. You'll just know.
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
Posted by Whorpio
If the smell of his dried semen on your hair, clothes or sheets dun't make you gag, he's the one.
Posted by TheLibraMudra
You just know. There is really no explaining it.
Bull! You don't know until he gets you a rock and you still don't known if he will show up for a wedding and you only know when you actually counting money after the wedding TOHETHER and if he is still there in the morning...hallelujah!
You are officially have a husband.
Posted by TheLibraMudra
You just know. There is really no explaining it.Bull! You don't know until he gets you a rock and you still don't known if he will show up for a wedding and you only know when you actually counting money after the wedding TOHETHER and if he is still there in the morning...hallelujah!
You are officially have a husband.
Lol.
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Twins—
Posted by TheLibraMudra
You just know. There is really no explaining it.Bull! You don't know until he gets you a rock and you still don't known if he will show up for a wedding and you only know when you actually counting money after the wedding TOHETHER and if he is still there in the morning...hallelujah!
You are officially have a husband.
Lol.
Twins—
Hopefully never but jahovi and jahova would be the names
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My co-worker name Sundae who had her locker in HS stuffed with coupons for FREE Sundae through years always said that her parents were irresponsible...
Please avoid that with all your might however those names are appealing to you?
Posted by TheLibraMudra
You just know. There is really no explaining it.Bull! You don't know until he gets you a rock and you still don't known if he will show up for a wedding and you only know when you actually counting money after the wedding TOHETHER and if he is still there in the morning...hallelujah!
You are officially have a husband.
That's too much.
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No! When he runs off with the wedding money and the rock - that's too much!
I have a happy end example!
Where you planning something like that?
HONESTLY? Look in my eyes! ?
Posted by TheLibraMudra
You just know. There is really no explaining it.Bull! You don't know until he gets you a rock and you still don't known if he will show up for a wedding and you only know when you actually counting money after the wedding TOHETHER and if he is still there in the morning...hallelujah!
You are officially have a husband.
Lol.
Twins—
Hopefully never but jahovi and jahova would be the names
Middle names: Chit
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Expect Jehova Witnesses in your ass all the time! They don't take no for an answer you know...
Posted by TheLibraMudra
You just know. There is really no explaining it.Bull! You don't know until he gets you a rock and you still don't known if he will show up for a wedding and you only know when you actually counting money after the wedding TOHETHER and if he is still there in the morning...hallelujah!
You are officially have a husband.
Lol.
Twins—
Hopefully never but jahovi and jahova would be the names
Middle names: Chit
Expect Jehova Witnesses in your ass all the time! They don't take no for an answer you know...
Knock knock
"Hello, i am here to teach you about jahova"
"Meet my twins, jahova and jahovi!"
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There is free books and goodies...
Can we take them for a walk?
Noooooooooooooooo...
Posted by Whorpio
I've said it before and I'll say it again...Posted by Whorpio
If the smell of his dried semen on your hair, clothes or sheets dun't make you gag, he's the one.So, you leave it to dry....
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So, immediately after a passionate romp in the hay you run out of the boudoir to find paper towels and frantically clean up the semen?
Sorry, but that dun't seem attractive to me. Being a clean freak kills the vibe sis ?
When a guy invites you to his messy place and starts cleaning up the bathroom while you are waiting in the living room....true love from his part!
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