Let's play a game

You know Aries are around when you hear:

You know Taureans are around when you hear:

You know Geminis are around when you hear:

You know Cancers are around when you hear:

You know Leos are around when you hear:

You know Virgos are around when you hear:

You know Libras are around when you hear:

You know Scorpios are around when you hear:

You know Sagittarians are around when you hear:

You know Capricorns are around when you hear:

You know Aqurians are around when you hear:

You know Pisceans are around when you hear:

Posted by exoskeleton
You know Sagittarians are around when you hear:

ratchet banter

You know Pisceans are around when you hear:

bob marley cover songs

No nirvna. We idolize our great kurt

aries: Something retarded
taurus: hypocritical bitchy comments
gemini: pointless facts
cancer: random crying
leo: self-compliments

virgo- pointles criticising
libra- card swipe
scorpio- moanig and gasping
sagittarius- blabber

capricorn- "I am Lord Vordemort"
aquarius- eerie laughing
Psces- lighters flicking and hooka sucking

Posted by Perspicacity
I know I'm seen as Mr. nice, but I am so tempted to give some of the rudest responses for each of these.. 😄

Then dont be a pussy and do it. : D

Posted by Perspicacity
I know I'm seen as Mr. nice, but I am so tempted to give some of the rudest responses for each of these.. 😄

Add yours, it's all in good fun :p

Posted by exoskeleton

Posted by SuperMissMan

Posted by exoskeleton
You know Sagittarians are around when you hear:

ratchet banter

You know Pisceans are around when you hear:

bob marley cover songs

No nirvna. We idolize our great kurt

ah true.

+ kenny g and rhcp

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Kenny G LMAO!

Posted by 88akka
hahaha none of those are true for Pisces. what kind of pisces are you guys around,, sheeshh

Tht j vey true for pisces. Ther are two type....the ones stil innocent and the ones on the dark sid.most go to he dark sde due to lots of water or fire n deressiom (escapism)

Aries: When you hear that person flipping the fuck out on public.
Taurus: When you hear 30 mins but get 3 hours
Gemini: When you hear the most amazing thing and have no clue why it's the most amazing thing
Cancer: When you hear the best sense to make you feel terrible so you can never escape their grasp.
Leo: When you hear the same thing so many times you actually start to believe it's true.
Virgo: When you hear how bad you actually suck in life.
Libra: When you hear exactly what you wanted to hear, though it's a lie because again you actually suck in life.
Scorpio: When you hear absolutely nothing but your sex organs tingle a bit for unknown reasons.
Sagittarius: When you hear the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard in your life.
Capricorns: When you hear somthing normal but between the lines is always somthing dark and satanic.
Aquarius: When you hear the most awkward thing in your life and for unknown reasons you love it.
Pisces: When you hear the most captivating thing in the world and you cant swim out of their vivid imagination.

Posted by Perspicacity
You know Leos are around when you hear: Them calling out their own name during sex

😆.

Posted by Perspicacity
ok ok ok... I love everyone, just so you know. Don't send me hateful comments, because I won't read them...

You know Aries are around when you hear: Atomic warfare in the background

You know Taureans are around when you hear: Plates piling up on the table, at the buffet

You know Geminis are around when you hear: Loud obnoxious shrills that never cease to stop

You know Cancers are around when you hear: Gurgling sobs and mirrors shattering

You know Leos are around when you hear: Them calling out their own name during sex

You know Virgos are around when you hear: Various cleaning products being used simultaneously

You know Libras are around when you hear: Squeaking skin from too much plastic surgery

You know Scorpios are around when you hear: Smacking sounds of unadulterated fornication

You know Sagittarians are around when you hear: A shitload of the most inapprehensible bullshit that could ever be spewed.

You know Capricorns are around when you hear: Nothing.... Are they even alive? 😛

You know Aqurians are around when you hear: machinery manufacturing the kinkiest sex toys

You know Pisceans are around when you hear: Multiple voices in the form of schizophrenia.

OMG LEOS!!!!!! HAHAHA 😆

You know Gems are around when you hear:
"Isndnshhds. Jskdjsjdhdjjdjd. Sjdjdjdhdjdh. Djdididjjdjd. Jsjsjdhdjjdjdj nfjdjjdjdjd nfjdjjdjdjd nfjdjjdjdjd nfjdjjdjdjd. Snakeskin dish. Nfjdjjdjdjd I. Djdjdidioplanb 6:30 kskajsjsjjsjaja nskdijsjajhahah kskajsjsjjsjaja. Smjsjsjs. Kskajsjsjjsjaja ksjdidjdigaahkplkn shahs husks nssjisjsjs nsjdjsjjdjsjdjdjdj. Skdkjdjdjdj dmdjjdjfjfjd nfjdjjdjdjd. Dmdjjdjfjfjd sneaks shush djidjdjdjdj ksjdidjdigaahkplkn"

to the question what time is it?

Posted by Soul
Aries: When you hear that person flipping the fuck out on public.
Taurus: When you hear 30 mins but get 3 hours
Gemini: When you hear the most amazing thing and have no clue why it's the most amazing thing
Cancer: When you hear the best sense to make you feel terrible so you can never escape their grasp.
Leo: When you hear the same thing so many times you actually start to believe it's true.
Virgo: When you hear how bad you actually suck in life.
Libra: When you hear exactly what you wanted to hear, though it's a lie because again you actually suck in life.
Scorpio: When you hear absolutely nothing but your sex organs tingle a bit for unknown reasons.
Sagittarius: When you hear the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard in your life.
Capricorns: When you hear somthing normal but between the lines is always somthing dark and satanic.
Aquarius: When you hear the most awkward thing in your life and for unknown reasons you love it.
Pisces: When you hear the most captivating thing in the world and you cant swim out of their vivid imagination.

+1000000000 OMG love that! Esp the Cap, as I'm a Cap

Number one... What did you cook today, or what did you bring for lunch? Mhmmm food....
Number two... Planning a party.
Number three....I am always driving and singing my ass off, rockin and rollin...
Baking chocolate chip cookies..
What's the latest movie you've seen?
Just a few.

Posted by Perspicacity
ok ok ok... I love everyone, just so you know. Don't send me hateful comments, because I won't read them...

You know Aries are around when you hear: Atomic warfare in the background

You know Taureans are around when you hear: Plates piling up on the table, at the buffet

You know Geminis are around when you hear: Loud obnoxious shrills that never cease to stop

You know Cancers are around when you hear: Gurgling sobs and mirrors shattering

You know Leos are around when you hear: Them calling out their own name during sex

You know Virgos are around when you hear: Various cleaning products being used simultaneously

You know Libras are around when you hear: Squeaking skin from too much plastic surgery

You know Scorpios are around when you hear: Smacking sounds of unadulterated fornication

You know Sagittarians are around when you hear: A shitload of the most inapprehensible bullshit that could ever be spewed.

You know Capricorns are around when you hear: Nothing.... Are they even alive? 😛

You know Aqurians are around when you hear: machinery manufacturing the kinkiest sex toys

You know Pisceans are around when you hear: Multiple voices in the form of schizophrenia.

😄 _—_—_—_—_—this was perfect...esp them Leo's

Posted by YourGrace
You know Aries are around when you hear period jokes

You know Taureans are around when you hear: nothing

You know Geminis are around when you hear a lot of noise

You know Cancers are around when you hear: pycho laugh

You know Virgos are around when you hear fart noises 😆 !!!

You know Scorpios are around when you hear: whisphers

You know Sagittarians are around when you hear someone boasting .

You know Capricorns are around when you hear someone talk slow.

You know Pisceans are around when you hear someone bitching !

LOL someone bitching 😆 Sooo true

Posted by 4ND5
You know Aries are around when you hear: A T-rex

You know Taureans are around when you hear: Deep frying

You know Geminis are around when you hear: Gunshots then some screaming

You know Cancers are around when you hear: Someone blowing their nose and crying

You know Leos are around when you hear: The audiobook of their autobiography narrated by them

You know Virgos are around when you hear: Scrubbing or blowjob sounds

You know Libras are around when you hear: A high pitched car horn which is actually them talking

You know Scorpios are around when you hear: Fapping sounds

You know Sagittarians are around when you hear: Hyenas laughing

You know Capricorns are around when you hear: Classic Inkjet Printers

You know Aqurians are around when you hear: A megaphone

You know Pisceans are around when you hear: Drug music

ahaha this is so on point

+1

Posted by exoskeleton

Posted by LillyBlossom

Posted by exoskeleton
guess the term is "yogi"? i'm sure there's porn for that.

Yogi = male yoga practitioner
Yogini = female yoga practitioner

Namaste _??

*air wank*

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my hero

You guys are so good at this...I can't even think of anything that funny


You know Leos are around when you hear: "like" a lot and abbreviated words like "totes" and "probz"

You know Virgos are around when you hear: an avalanche of sarcastic remarks

You know Libras are around when you hear: "I don't know, what do you wanna do?"

You know Sagittarians are around when you hear: Giggling

You know Capricorns are around when you hear: someone reminding everyone to put on their seat belt

You know Aqurians are around when you hear: "Wanna hit this?"

You know Pisceans are around when you hear: a bunch of self-deprecating shit