Capricorn Boardroom Meeting

My fellow Seagoats, this meeting has been called due to an issue that threatens to tarnish our classy image. A Cap moon has been running around being uncouth and an embarrassment. Not a single Cap trait seems to be functional within them. Clearly they are defective and need to be taken off the market before our quality ratings drop.

Our options:
A] Banish him to the Scorpio or Pisces boards to drown and never be seen again. This option risks damaging our business ties with those boards AND might cause the Virgos to come after us or polluting the sea.

B] Strike a deal with the Aries board to fix him and make him not be a disgrace to both signs. However we all have better things to do and unless we want Arian and Capricorian babies to teach him how to behave, we have no one we can waste-I mean spare for his training.

C]Label him as defective goods and fire him. Disowned and not considered one of us anymore.

Thoughts my fellow Seagoats?

In other news, the Cappy p0rn is a huge hit. Amazing us just doing our job, being professional and efficient is a kink for quite a few...
So much that we can buy the Sagittarius board. The whole board.

Posted by TwirlingStrawberry
excuse me?

hmmmph!

no christmas fruit basket for the cap board this year!

Hey I shot down the idea! ;_;
-mourns over lost Christmas basket-

Posted by Impulsv
Why to
Our board

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To either give him the thearphy he needs or kill him.
Possibly lock him up in Scorpio Prison, never to see the light of other boards ever again.

True to capricorn fairness, I'm going to need to see some specifics prior to my vote. Please provide some evidence to back up your claims.

lol!
I know who you're talking about.

True to capricorn fairness, I'm going to need to see some specifics prior to my vote. Please provide some evidence to back up your claims.

lol!
I know who you're talking about.

Maybe the mermaids can soften him up. 🙂

Maybe the mermaids can soften him up. 🙂

Where is the capricorn bedroom meeting?

I'd say disown, but I don't count Cap moons as being Caps anymore than I identify with Gems because of my Gem moon.

I say wash his mouth out with soap, spank his little ass, and send him to bed with no dinner.

If that doesn't work, we can beat him to death with our briefcases. 😉

Posted by truecap
True to capricorn fairness, I'm going to need to see some specifics prior to my vote. Please provide some evidence to back up your claims.

lol!
I know who you're talking about.

EVIDENCE:

[A: Failure to put the Capricorn sexuality to proper use.]
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/cancer/experience-with-cancer-women-in-bed-4930021/
[B: Crying bitch tears instead of conquering challenges/opposition.]
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/the-people-n-this-site-need-to-gang-up-on-somebody-4953831/
[C: Projecting short-comings onto others. Taking no responsibility for actions.]
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/have-you-noticed-how-peple-here-never-own-up-4954948/
[😱 No class, sass or ass. Inability to communicate on a normal social level. Implying superiority with nothing to back to up. No charisma to make others follow him as a Leader.]
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/have-you-ever-seen-a-site-full-of-lowlifes-4956534/ https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/capricorn/who-are-the-normal-people-here-who-thinks-this-4954443/

Posted by CapTenn
I'd say disown, but I don't count Cap moons as being Caps anymore than I identify with Gems because of my Gem moon.

I say wash his mouth out with soap, spank his little ass, and send him to bed with no dinner.

If that doesn't work, we can beat him to death with our briefcases. 😉

He has no ass, so may need to spank his legs/knees.
Otherwise, it's doable.

The Cap Risings and Moons do have shares, hence their places at the table.

Who is it, I think I have him blocked. Is it DarkFire or Denver?
The first one is simply mentally challenged the other like a retarded stepchild on a rampage.

Posted by eight67530nine
Or else ill shave my pubic hair and sprinkle it on your face while you sleep.

Woah. At least buy the Cap suns dinner first before subjecting them to your rich guy kinks. Ew, so uncouth. Also Denver is a Cap Moon, so honestly he's your people responsibility~

Posted by TigerCap
Who is it, I think I have him blocked. Is it DarkFire or Denver?
The first one is simply mentally challenged the other like a retarded stepchild on a rampage.

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Denver.

Hmm I say we do option C. But im in favor of killing it with a chainsaw by cutting him in half up the middle. I wont risk damaging relations with other boards. Or option B could also work well. But I highly doubt that will do much.

Surprised you Caps need a meeting at all. Thought an anonymous vote might have seen a couple of privately hired "cleaners" remove a rolled up carpet from the premises...

Posted by VivaciousVirgo
Surprised you Caps need a meeting at all. Thought an anonymous vote might have seen a couple of privately hired "cleaners" remove a rolled up carpet from the premises...

If only that were possible...

I agree.

His sense of humor is slightly off beat but entertaining nontheless. I have a pretty foul mouth myself so I don't care but then again, I suppose I am not very "capricorn" either..

*scuttled sideways into the room*

I may have a proposition that may benefit us both.
It requires a room with a door that locks from the outside.
If you can get the cap moon in the room, I can get a Cancer Sun/scorp moon in there.
Lock the door, the "niceness" will drive the cap moon batty.

One dies from physical strikes, the other from either brain death or suicide.

Posted by TigerCap

The first one is simply mentally challenged the other like a retarded stepchild on a rampage.

LMAO!

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by truecap
True to capricorn fairness, I'm going to need to see some specifics prior to my vote. Please provide some evidence to back up your claims.

lol!
I know who you're talking about.

EVIDENCE:

[A: Failure to put the Capricorn sexuality to proper use.]
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/cancer/experience-with-cancer-women-in-bed-4930021/
[B: Crying bitch tears instead of conquering challenges/opposition.]
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/the-people-n-this-site-need-to-gang-up-on-somebody-4953831/
[C: Projecting short-comings onto others. Taking no responsibility for actions.]
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/have-you-noticed-how-peple-here-never-own-up-4954948/
[😱 No class, sass or ass. Inability to communicate on a normal social level. Implying superiority with nothing to back to up. No charisma to make others follow him as a Leader.]
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/have-you-ever-seen-a-site-full-of-lowlifes-4956534/ https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/capricorn/who-are-the-normal-people-here-who-thinks-this-4954443/

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Lol! I was just kidding! 😄

Posted by champranger

I dun think you'll find the results you're looking for with us. 😛

Damn. Even Aries don't have faith in redeeming him.

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
*scuttled sideways into the room*

I may have a proposition that may benefit us both.
It requires a room with a door that locks from the outside.
If you can get the cap moon in the room, I can get a Cancer Sun/scorp moon in there.
Lock the door, the "niceness" will drive the cap moon batty.

One dies from physical strikes, the other from either brain death or suicide.

Oh my. Tempting. Board-members what say you?

Posted by truecap

Lol! I was just kidding! 😄

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😄 Worth it.

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Posted by eight67530nine
Or else ill shave my pubic hair and sprinkle it on your face while you sleep.

Omg! I'm out of love ... V_V

Glad I'm in time for a major cap board decision. Off with his head, I say!

I think we should have this meeting for other defective products... I mean caps.

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Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
*scuttled sideways into the room*

I may have a proposition that may benefit us both.
It requires a room with a door that locks from the outside.
If you can get the cap moon in the room, I can get a Cancer Sun/scorp moon in there.
Lock the door, the "niceness" will drive the cap moon batty.

One dies from physical strikes, the other from either brain death or suicide.

Not sure non-Goats will be allowed to vote, but I second this proposition. Be aware that others may charge you babysitting fees for your troubled Cap Moon.

We know Goats won't part with money so our offer is free of charge. We promise the nice Crab will "just try to help" the troubled Cap Moon.

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Posted by TigerCap
Who is it, I think I have him blocked. Is it DarkFire or Denver?
The first one is simply mentally challenged the other like a retarded stepchild on a rampage.

This made my day! 😄

And it's Denver, the mouse turd for a penis wonder...well, I'm still wondering....

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
*scuttled sideways into the room*

I may have a proposition that may benefit us both.
It requires a room with a door that locks from the outside.
If you can get the cap moon in the room, I can get a Cancer Sun/scorp moon in there.
Lock the door, the "niceness" will drive the cap moon batty.

One dies from physical strikes, the other from either brain death or suicide.

This has merit....but what if there's a survivor?

Posted by KittenLaRouge
Where is the capricorn bedroom meeting?

At Capnic's place.
He needs it really bad since he wants smear his pubes over our faces while we sleep.
I mean we're hot and all but damn dude.
I think most of us our skipping his bedroom meeting though.

@Cancers
If Denver survives, harvest his organs for food money. Happy guy, save him for the next defective good running around.

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by KittenLaRouge
Where is the capricorn bedroom meeting?

At Capnic's place.
He needs it really bad since he wants smear his pubes over our faces while we sleep.
I mean we're hot and all but damn dude.
I think most of us our skipping his bedroom meeting though.

@Cancers
If Denver survives, harvest his organs for food money. Happy guy, save him for the next defective good running around.

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I'm not sure anyone wants his organs. My guess is even the bears wouldn't eat him.

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Posted by SirHorns

Posted by KittenLaRouge
Where is the capricorn bedroom meeting?

At Capnic's place.
He needs it really bad since he wants smear his pubes over our faces while we sleep.
I mean we're hot and all but damn dude.
I think most of us our skipping his bedroom meeting though.

@Cancers
If Denver survives, harvest his organs for food money. Happy guy, save him for the next defective good running around.

I'm not sure anyone wants his organs. My guess is even the bears wouldn't eat him.

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Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by KittenLaRouge
Where is the capricorn bedroom meeting?

At Capnic's place.
He needs it really bad since he wants smear his pubes over our faces while we sleep.
I mean we're hot and all but damn dude.
I think most of us our skipping his bedroom meeting though.

@Cancers
If Denver survives, harvest his organs for food money. Happy guy, save him for the next defective good running around.

I'm not sure anyone wants his organs. My guess is even the bears wouldn't eat him.

I know some guys in the Serbian black market whod pay $ 70k for a functioning heart like denvers. And then $ 52k for his stomach. And $ 47k for his liver. Its worth it to harvest his organs. But id rather feed him to my dog and the cannibals down the valley.

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He's missing a heart and a brain, but the rest is still good bucks. Ok, let the harvesting begin!

Posted by stillwat3r

cap risings are impostor as all risings are. i'm an aries rising. do i come off that way? may be. am i aries-like? I'll take cyanide before that. Say no to #teamferal.

Fine by me, the Crabs can have Denver and Capnic to do what they see fit.

Any objections, fellow Caps?

Can I wish both of em off? They shouldn't hit the door on the way out. No objections here.

Posted by champranger
Umm ... can I invite capinc for ziplining before he gets handed over to the Crabs? 😄

-pictures the follow-
A strong Aries woman comes in an saves a Cap Man marked or death by the Goat Mafia. Now the two ziplining around the world while avoiding crab assassins after her man. Can she open his cold heart and teach him to love while protecting him from death?
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^- Would totes fund a movie like that.

I'd fund the movie and write the script.

I think M would do a good job representing Caps.

-sips coffee- This meeting seems productive.

I suggest the following:

MoonArtist and Scruff get Denver to teach with help from that famous helpful crab.
Capnic must send them his pubes as punishment for his actions.

CowPuncher is in charge of Cap-Pisces relations.
Stillwater is in charge of Cap-Crab relations.
So who will be in charge of Cap-Scorp relations?

Further more, who is currently in charge of our relations with Taurus Board and Virgo Board?
If we start trading ties with the Aquas, I suggest placing TrueCap in charge of the relations.

Posted by SirHorns
Fine by me, the Crabs can have Denver and Capnic to do what they see fit.

Any objections, fellow Caps?

I've already been using him as a squeaky toy. He's kind of fun to bat around but sadly predictable.

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Posted by SirHorns
Fine by me, the Crabs can have Denver and Capnic to do what they see fit.

Any objections, fellow Caps?

Nah... for one thing I think dealing with Capinc AND Denver at the same time would be too much for the crabs, even armed with unlimited chick flicks.

However, we could put Capinc on probation, and send his pubes to the cancer board for them to unleash on Denver as needed.

Scruff:
Yes, I expect there will probably be some casualties on the Crab side, but provided COTC, EU, Lunarmaiden, and Moonartist all make it out alive, I'm okay with that. As for you, if you've spent 8 of your 9 lives, that's your own fault, not my problem!.

Anyway Goats, that's my vote.

Oh, AND... don't let Stillwater start thinking she's in charge again. She bankrupted us last time, and is probably just making a power play in Stoic's absence. However it should still be noted that M has always been, and shall always be Chief Executive of the Goat board.

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You left a lot of instruments...I mean, tools...off the list. Chick flicks are fun and all, but when he mentally starts to shut down we need some ways to revive him for future fun. I plan to make the Spanish Inquisition look like Daycare.

Posted by SirHorns
-sips coffee- This meeting seems productive.

I suggest the following:

MoonArtist and Scruff get Denver to teach with help from that famous helpful crab.
Capnic must send them his pubes as punishment for his actions.

CowPuncher is in charge of Cap-Pisces relations.
Stillwater is in charge of Cap-Crab relations.
So who will be in charge of Cap-Scorp relations?

Further more, who is currently in charge of our relations with Taurus Board and Virgo Board?
If we start trading ties with the Aquas, I suggest placing TrueCap in charge of the relations.

If I have to "teach" Denver and also work with the very very very very very very very nice crab there is a 100% chance that both of them will not survive. I "might" let one barely live if I'm feeling merciful...ignore that he'll be drooling a lot and not a whole lot more....but he'd still sort of survive. Press my patience with foisting the other on me and there will be casualties.

Posted by cowpuncher

Use whatever tools you wish! Those were just the tools that we're willing to budget for providing via the Cap board 😄 If you wish, I have some C clamps I use for woodworking that you could attach to his jewels and tighten when need be... some high voltage power supplies you could zap him with.. pliers you could pull his toenails and fingernails out with... all sorts of stuff from my toolbox you are welcome to borrow.

First, however, since you tender hearted, sensitive crabs probably need some instructional assistance... please enjoy this brief instructional video to help you figure out how to go about Deuchever's "re-education"

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Yes MoonArtist, CP is correct. Those tools will come in handy.

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by cowpuncher

Use whatever tools you wish! Those were just the tools that we're willing to budget for providing via the Cap board 😄 If you wish, I have some C clamps I use for woodworking that you could attach to his jewels and tighten when need be... some high voltage power supplies you could zap him with.. pliers you could pull his toenails and fingernails out with... all sorts of stuff from my toolbox you are welcome to borrow.

First, however, since you tender hearted, sensitive crabs probably need some instructional assistance... please enjoy this brief instructional video to help you figure out how to go about Deuchever's "re-education"

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Yes MoonArtist, CP is correct. Those tools will come in handy.

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Those tools will be perfect, and it means more money to spend on me. Ready for my wish list?

Posted by Impulsv

Posted by SirHorns
-sips coffee- This meeting seems productive.

I suggest the following:

MoonArtist and Scruff get Denver to teach with help from that famous helpful crab.
Capnic must send them his pubes as punishment for his actions.

CowPuncher is in charge of Cap-Pisces relations.
Stillwater is in charge of Cap-Crab relations.
So who will be in charge of Cap-Scorp relations?

Further more, who is currently in charge of our relations with Taurus Board and Virgo Board?
If we start trading ties with the Aquas, I suggest placing TrueCap in charge of the relations.

I dunno sirhorns
I saw u over at the scorp board white knighting for uhum , altruistic reasons?

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Shit a witness-uhhh I was possessed by a white night ghost. You board didn't get rid of him, so I got the Virgos to snark him to death.
Let's just bury that DEEEP with the Scorpio board, never to be seen again~

As for a Cap ambassador for the Scorps...wasn't there one user here married to one?

Posted by SirHorns
-sips coffee- This meeting seems productive.

I suggest the following:

MoonArtist and Scruff get Denver to teach with help from that famous helpful crab.
Capnic must send them his pubes as punishment for his actions.

CowPuncher is in charge of Cap-Pisces relations.
Stillwater is in charge of Cap-Crab relations.
So who will be in charge of Cap-Scorp relations?

Further more, who is currently in charge of our relations with Taurus Board and Virgo Board?
If we start trading ties with the Aquas, I suggest placing TrueCap in charge of the relations.

^^And I have experience dealing with em.

Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by SirHorns
-sips coffee- This meeting seems productive.

I suggest the following:

MoonArtist and Scruff get Denver to teach with help from that famous helpful crab.
Capnic must send them his pubes as punishment for his actions.

CowPuncher is in charge of Cap-Pisces relations.
Stillwater is in charge of Cap-Crab relations.
So who will be in charge of Cap-Scorp relations?

Further more, who is currently in charge of our relations with Taurus Board and Virgo Board?
If we start trading ties with the Aquas, I suggest placing TrueCap in charge of the relations.

I could be in charge of Cap-Scorp relations. My rising relates to it.

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Oh right, still have the back scars from that Scorp?
It's either or me, that ends up being the virgin goat sacrifice to their board.
You can act virginal, right? If not-points to Virgo Board-

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by Sn1p3r187

Posted by SirHorns
-sips coffee- This meeting seems productive.

I suggest the following:

MoonArtist and Scruff get Denver to teach with help from that famous helpful crab.
Capnic must send them his pubes as punishment for his actions.

CowPuncher is in charge of Cap-Pisces relations.
Stillwater is in charge of Cap-Crab relations.
So who will be in charge of Cap-Scorp relations?

Further more, who is currently in charge of our relations with Taurus Board and Virgo Board?
If we start trading ties with the Aquas, I suggest placing TrueCap in charge of the relations.

I could be in charge of Cap-Scorp relations. My rising relates to it.

Oh right, still have the back scars from that Scorp?
It's either or me, that ends up being the virgin goat sacrifice to their board.
You can act virginal, right? If not-points to Virgo Board-

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Posted by Sn1p3r187
Yep, Scars are there. Whoah whoah. We said have good relations with the board. No goat sacrifices. In any case of goat sacrifices I might throw Capinc onto the altar to be kali maed. 😆. I can be Virginny, but I can't lie to em. I'm a good liar, but there's point in saying something not true when people know the truth. 😆

True. Have fun with the Scorps.

Posted by eight67530nine
I own you son.

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Who? I just see your shares of Cap Inc listed.
You got hidden assets? Do we need to send you to Sag or Libra board to learn to tell the truth?

Posted by champranger

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by eight67530nine
I own you son.

Who? I just see your shares of Cap Inc listed.
You got hidden assets? Do we need to send you to Sag or Libra board to learn to tell the truth?

You might have better luck if it was the Gemini board instead. Just sayin 🙂

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Which board would even willing take him?

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Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by cowpuncher

Use whatever tools you wish! Those were just the tools that we're willing to budget for providing via the Cap board 😄 If you wish, I have some C clamps I use for woodworking that you could attach to his jewels and tighten when need be... some high voltage power supplies you could zap him with.. pliers you could pull his toenails and fingernails out with... all sorts of stuff from my toolbox you are welcome to borrow.

First, however, since you tender hearted, sensitive crabs probably need some instructional assistance... please enjoy this brief instructional video to help you figure out how to go about Deuchever's "re-education"

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Yes MoonArtist, CP is correct. Those tools will come in handy.

Those tools will be perfect, and it means more money to spend on me. Ready for my wish list?

Is this getting back to your Birthday presents? I addressed that on the other thread and never saw you reply. In true Saturnian Fashion I found a way to cheap out, AND still make it awesome.

However, feel free to PM me your list for my consideration, along with some of your more racey pinup pics. If anything will make me forget to be a cheap tightwad Capricorn bastard, it's some good pinup pics. Distracts me every time. There's at least twice now that Lillilou could have had shoes out of me if she just knew when to ask.

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I did reply...30 min. ago or so. As for my bday list, no, that's separate. This is my mercenary pay for disposing of the mouse problem.

Hmmm....sooo, I just need to get the credit card number and start shopping while I send pics to you? lol

Scruffy, what is this treachery?

Don't make me go Eastern European Woman on you.